Danganronpa: Rent A Girlfriend

Disclaimer:
Danganronpa is owned by Spike Chunsoft and Lerche
Rent A Girlfriend is owned by Reiji Miyajima and TMS Entertainment

Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I really appreciated it and this gave me inspiration to work on the next chapter and here, in the midst of a DATE with a rental girlfriend, Naegi gets into an unexpected situation…

And this is where the hilarity continue…

Well then, read on and enjoy!

Ch. 6: Byōin no hisuterī part 2

The scene shifts at the Hospital, where a pair of nurses sighed as the room where Makoma is being confined has gotten rather LIVELY, and wondered if Makoma is going to be okay after a false alarm over her health, and they couldn't help but admire the senior citizen's gutsiness.

"Wow…"

"The room's got livelier…"

"Makoma must be feeling better."

"She sure scared us…"

"Yeah, I thought this was her time…"

"Got to admit…for a senior citizen she sure is energetic…"

"Yeah."

"Good for her…"

However, the nurses' admiration slowly changed as Mr. and Mrs. Naegi tried to calm Makoma down but the senior citizen wouldn't relent as she threatened to hold a strike due to the WiFi connection in the hospital is weak.

"Mom, please!"

"Please calm down!"

"I won't! I'll lodge a complaint!"

"Please don't!"

"Think about your health!"

"The WiFi connection is weak! How do you expect me to calm down?"

"Just leave it to the staff!"

"He's right!"

"Bah! I'll do it myself!"

The nurses sweat-dropped at hearing this and wondered when Makoma would be discharged, seeing that she appeared to be healthy enough to cause such a ruckus after being rushed here several minutes ago and now she is starting to be a pain.

"Is the old lady really okay?"

"Looks to me…"

"Guess she's okay."

"Okay enough to cause a racket…"

"Should the old lady be discharged?"

"They better. She's becoming a pain."

"Yeah."

"As in a real pain."

Back inside the hospital room, Makoto and Enoshima sweat-dropped as the Naegi parents tried to pacify Makoma as she reiterated that she is fine and wanted to take a stroll, but the Naegi parents urged her to calm down and not strain herself as they worry that she might have another heart attack or something but she insisted that she is fine now.

"Mom, please!"

"Please calm down!"

"I won't! I'm going to take a walk!"

"Please don't!"

"Think about your health!"

"I'm fine now! How do you expect me to calm down if you keep on locking me here?"

"The doctor said you need to rest!"

"He's right!"

"Bah! I can't rest if you treat me like a bird in a cage!"

Enoshima whispered to Makoto and asked if Makoma is really like that, noting that the senior citizen is full of energy despite her advanced age, which he sighed and said that his grandmother is really energetic to a degree and to a fault.

"Really?"

"Yeah, really."

"Lucky you."

"For me it's bad luck."

"How so?"

"She's so energetic that my parents are becoming like a pair of nervous wrecks…"

"Oh?"

"Yeah."

By then Makoma jumped out of her bed and said that she would tell her fellow senior citizen patients the good news that her grandson has finally got a girlfriend, and as she ran off, the Naegi parents and Komaru tried to stop her, to little success.

"Mom!"

"Mom! Wait!"

"Grandma!"

"Come back!"

"Please calm down!"

"Think about your health!"

"You'll get another heart attack!"

"And think about the hospital bills!"

As the Naegi family are out of sight, Makoto sighed as he felt that what happened just now is another case of déjà vu, but then saw Enoshima looking apprehensive and he asked her what is wrong, and there she told him that her adoptive grandfather is also a patient here and therefore she can't let him know that she is here in this hospital.

Makoto asked why, seeing that there is nothing wrong, but Enoshima stated that her adoptive grandfather has no idea that she is in this rental girlfriend business and he must not find out about it and now she wants to leave the hospital right away.

"Eh?"

"You heard me! I'm leaving!"

"Wait…calm down…"

"If my grandpa sees me…he'll become as hyperactive as your grandma! So come on!"

"Hold on…maybe if you talked to your…"

"No way! I'm not telling him!"

"How come?"

"You know why!"

Makoto blinked his eyes as he sees that Enoshima is intent in keeping her adoptive grandfather in the dark about her part-time job, and tells her that it would not hurt to tell him her secret job since it is not a crime, though she reiterated that she wants to keep her job a secret from him no matter what, and sternly tells Makoto to keep it a secret at all costs.

"I'm not telling, you hear?"

"Uh…"

"Whatever it takes…he mustn't know!"

"Seriously…"

"And you'll keep your mouth shut about this!"

"But…"

"No buts! That is that!"

"..."

Makoto sighed as he finds her a bit difficult to reason with, but finds himself agreeing with her as he too is unsure about telling his family that Enoshima is just a rental girlfriend and nothing more, and as both are pondering on what to do next, their musings were interrupted when they heard the Naegi parents' voices echoing the hallway as they urged Makoma to calm down.

"Mom, please!"

"Please calm down!"

"I won't! I'm going to talk to my fellow patients!"

"Please don't!"

"Think about your health!"

"I'm fine now! How do you expect me to calm down if you keep on locking me at the hospital room?"

"The doctor said you need to rest!"

"He's right!"

"Bah! I can't rest if you treat me like a bird in a cage! Stop following me, okay?"

Then the teens heard that Makoma is leading a group of hospitalized senior citizens, telling them that her grandson has gotten a girlfriend and wanted them to meet Makoto and Enoshima, which the senior citizens agreed, finding it thrilling to see two teenagers in love.

"Really?"

"Wow!"

"That's good news!"

"Where are they?"

"Are they still here?"

"Introduce me to those kids!"

"Me too!"

"Young love…"

Makoto and Enoshima stared wide-eyed at this and she grabbed his hand and left Makoma's hospital room and tried to get away, but then saw a mob is forming and tried to go to the opposite direction, only to see a hospital bed with a patient blocking the way, and Enoshima is pissed, as she couldn't afford to be seen by anyone.

She then saw a vacant hospital room and she led Makoto there as she tried to think of a way to escape without being seen, and as she is thinking of a way, Makoto went to the toilet and urinate, which his pants and brief are down, and a dismayed Enoshima tells him to hurry up as she need him to distract the oncoming patients, much to his annoyance.

"Hurry up, already, ahoge-head!"

"Geez!"

"Come on!"

"Can't you wait?"

"I can't!"

"I'm putting my brief back up!"

"Just hurry!"

"Geez…"

As Makoto puts his brief back on, he is about to pull his pants up when a panicking Enoshima pulls him out, and there she tells him to do something as she can't show herself out there as she doesn't want to face her grandfather at the moment, which he sagged and tells her to wait as his pants are on his ankles and yet he tries to reason with her.

He tells her that it is probably better to come clean or things might get complicated if this charade goes on up to the point where things might get difficult to hide, and that sooner or later their families might eventually learn of their fake relationship.

Enoshima twitched her eyes at his urging but for some reason she couldn't rebut, and just sighed, but then saw his brief and blushed, telling him to cover his crotch or else she would sue him for indecent exposure, much to his annoyance.

"Hey! Cover yourself!"

"Eh?"

"Are you trying to FLASH before me?"

"Hey! You dragged me out of the toilet!"

"Cover yourself! If you show your PEE-PEE in front of me I can sue you!"

"You're crazy!"

"But not a psychopath…"

"…"

Suddenly, Makoma's voice is heard and the two teens started to panic as they can hear her lead a group of senior citizens, and that they are aware that the two teens are somewhere here and Makoma assured to them that they will find her grandson and Enoshima, then introduce them, which the senior citizens are looking forward to meet them.

"Really?"

"Wow!"

"That's good news!"

"Where are they?"

"Can't wait to meet them!"

"Introduce me to those kids! I'm so excited!"

"Me too!"

"Young love…sweet love…"

The voices indicate that they are nearing this room, and glancing at the window, Enoshima realized that there is no scaffolding to hold them and she is starting to panic, as she really couldn't afford to be caught, but then a last-minute idea popped into her head as she grabbed Makoto and both lay on the hospital bed while covering themselves with the blanket.

Makoto blushed as he asked her what is she thinking, but she sternly tells him to keep it down and not say a word, stating that this is the only way she could think of to hide themselves from their respective grandparents.

"Now stay still…"

"…"

"Don't say a FUCKING word…"

"…"

"Make a noise and you're dead…"

"…"

"Got that?"

"…"

Makoto is on top of Enoshima, and he blushed at the fact that his body is close to hers, and wondered how he ended up in this kind of predicament, feeling that this is similar to a romance manga, which ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

However, things took a turn. In their haste to hide from their grandparents, Enoshima's skirt was lifted and her strawberry-blond colored panties are exposed, and with his pants on his ankles, Makoto's crotch is pressing Enoshima's. With his bare thighs rubbing hers, Makoto felt her soft skin, and with his upper clothing, a sleeveless shirt and Enoshima only in her sleeveless blouse, he could feel her breasts pressing his chest.

And as LUCK would have it, Makoto experienced his FIRST ERECTION. Moreover, his brief was made of soft fabric and a bit loose, hence a STRAIGHT TENT is formed and it pressed Enoshima's crotch, and she blushed upon feeling it and her body started to heat up and told him to stop pressing her, which he said he couldn't.

"Hey!"

"Uh…"

"Are you trying to RAPE me?"

"N-no…I..."

"Make your PEE-PEE shrink…!"

"I can't…"

"Do it or I'll cut it down…!"

"Geez…"

To Be Continued...

Hope you liked this chapter, as comedy is abound as the two teens' predicament lead to a comedic awkward situation…and now they are stuck with Naegi getting his first arousal and feeling a girl's body while hiding from their respective grandparents…

Preview:

Naegi and Enoshima are struggling to keep themselves from OVERHEATING as their grandparents are looking for the two teens…

See you in May or June…

Reviews are welcomed, but needed…