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The trial date came. Thor was brought in restrained by two guys, both with tasers. Someone had given him a suit that didn't suit him at all, in fact it barely fit.

The prosecution was a woman, and a fine looking one at that. Thor eyed her as he was set down on the defendant's side of the room. She seemed to be all business in a pantsuit and her hair in a tight bun. She gave him a hard lawyerly glance and he smiled, chuckling.

"All rise for the honorable judge Daniels..."

Everyone stood and sat as later instructed

"Where is the defense, Mr...Odinson?" the judge asked Thor. The man had a wide face with a frame to match.

Thor looked at the judge. "He'll be here, soon..." he replied.

"He's here now, actually." Loki had arrived, wearing a slick black suit and carrying a folder of papers. He walked purposefully and confident to his seat.

"Ah, Attorney...Laufeyson...so wonderful you could join us."

"It's...a pleasure..." Loki's eye twitched. "Let's begin, shall we?" He put up a smile when he longed to be up on that podium. Thor could almost see it in his eyes. Typical Loki.

"Yes, of course...this is the trial of...Thor Odinson...I hope that's correct... for the assault of Tony Stark...Prosecution, your opening remarks."

The woman stood up and faced the jury. She began to speak with conviction, a light accent to her voice. She must be foreign Thor thought.

Loki was listening and smirking like he knew he was going to win this trial.

Stark was beside his attractive lawyer. He had bandaging on his face, a black eye, and it seemed that his neck was held upright in a brace of sorts.

After a few minutes the woman sat and Loki stood gracefully. "Women, men, mortals of the jury..."

The jury whispered to each other.

"This man does not deserve the justice you serve here on your lowly planet...for he is of Asgard, and as such must face justice there."

Everyone looked at him and laughed.

Loki frowned.

"Loki, what are you doing?" Thor asked, staring at him intensely.

"Getting you out," Loki replied, voice a bit hissy. "Now shut it and let me work." He looked at the jury. "You dare to laugh at a prince of Asgard...fine, that's your mistake..." he said this part quietly as the jury regained focus.

Loki calmed down before continuing, charming as usual.

"I implore you to release my brother to me, so I may take him off your hands forever," he said to the jury before sitting back in his seat.

The jurors looked at each other.

The judge pounded his gavel and the trial continued. And continued...

Both Thor and Loki yawned at the five hour mark.

"The jury will now deliberate," the judge announced.

The jurors left the room.

Thor looked at Loki. "Now what?" he asked.

"Those pathetic humans will decide your fate..." Loki replied in a low voice while under his chair his hand was curling in a tight fist.

Thor looked over at the prosecution. The hot woman lawyer sat next to her client. "Excuse me!" Thor called.

The two both looked at him.

"You," Thor addressed the woman. "Why you're the finest thing I've seen since I came here-"

"Hey, you might want to shut up around my lawyer," Tony warned from his seat.

The lawyer smirked.

Loki was beyond patience now. He glanced around before standing. "Excuse me a moment...I have something to attend to before that jury returns." He swiftly exited the courtroom.

Thor waited.

Screaming could be heard from the jury's deliberation room. Some of them ran out bleeding. Others fell through the door dead.

Loki exited. He looked at Thor with a smirk. "The jury has made their choice, brother." He glanced at the bailiff, who fearfully uncuffed Thor. He quickly summoned his hammer and the two left, pursued by law enforcement until they escaped through the bifrost back home.

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