Hi guys! Here's another little one shot o' mine!

Hehe...I do hope I'm not too annoying with my ideas, I read/heard that when authors post too much/too often then the readers could easily get bored/annoyed, just tell me when I'm being too annoying alright? (sweat drop)

Enjoy reading!

What does the Doc Say

"Let's see, it all started with a wrench..."

The woman rolled her eyes, crossing her arms and legs as a displeased, irritated frown settled on her face, her blue eyes glaring at her husband, then at the doctor.

"Oh shut up, as if you're the perfect guy," she snapped at her husband.

He whirled his head around to glare at her, his eye twitching as his teeth grinded against one another tightly.

The doctor rubbed his forehead, looking at his notes, "And...your wife is being accused of being...aggressive?" the doctor rose his eyebrows, biting his lip as he feared he may have hit a nerve with that powerhouse duo.

The husband crossed his arms, his eyes closed and a large frown on his face, "Heh, that's the understatement of the year!"

The woman gasped loudly in surprise, "Edward!"

He opened an eye and gave her a dirty look, "What?" he turned to the perplexed doctor, "Did you see what that woman looks like when she holds that wrench spawned from hell?! She looks like a demon, a demon I tell you! And she-ow! Winry!" Ed rubbed his head, glaring at her crossly for hitting him again.

"Did you see that? Now that's dangerous," Ed leaned back, crossing his arms. Winry sighed, looking away.

The therapist cleared his throat, "Mr. and Mrs. Elric, could it be that you have difficulties communicating with each-other and paying attention to the other's needs?" he was careful with his words, as these two were potential ticking time bombs and could explode any second.

Ed thought about it for a second, rubbing his chin. Winry adopted a thoughtful look as well, both uttered the same words at the same time, "Nah,"

The doctor sighed, rubbing his head in exasperation, "Alright, could it be that there may be something missing in your marriage that is the reason for your...displeasure?"

Ed's eyes widened, "Excuse me? We are happily married you jerk! I have no communication problems with my wife! And I do pay attention to her needs! Who fixes the roof every time a plank moves? Edward. Who has to go grocery shopping and has to drag a certain someone back home after she's done fawning over automail? Edward." He snorted, leaning back in the chair.

Winry growled in warning, "Maybe the dear doctor didn't mean those needs Edward," her eye twitched.

Ed's eyes widened to the size of saucers, his face turning a interesting hot pink, "WHAT?! Are you insane Win!? Do you know many scratches and marks I have all over my back and chest?! And yes you caused them missy! I don't think someone who's bad in bed would get hickeys do you?" he stuck his tongue out at her, "Besides, the neighbors constantly complain about noise, not to mention poor Al, I think the guy's had enough nightmare material to last him a life time!"

The doctor tried to diffuse the situation before anything more could happen, "Um, excuse me, Mr. and Mrs. Elric, you would have to go to another therapist for these reasons, I cannot help you with-"

Winry cut him off, " T-that's not what I meant...i-idiot...I never complained about our love life now did I?" she pouted like a child, blushing deeper, "I just...well...you just don't buy me any earrings anymore..." she lightly fingered her ear, which was full of earrings that Edward had gifted her before every time he returned home after his and Al's journeys.

Ed was shocked and his eye twitched, "You mean...you dragged me here...because I don't buy you anymore earrings? Winry, I didn't go anywhere! You have enough on your ears already! Give them a break once in a while!"

Ed's expression softened though and he sighed heavily, leaning over his and Winry's armrests, to hug his wife and kiss her affectionately on the forehead.

Winry smiled, nuzzling Ed's face as she giggled and Ed chuckled.

"Mr. and Mrs. Elric, why don't you tell me about how your past days looked like, what did you do in the time before you got married?"

Ed and Winry broke apart and looked at each-other, "Hmm...let's see, well ever since Ed had gained his real arm back he went on a journey to the West to learn more about Alchemy. You see, him and his brother Alphonse are amazing alchemists and they worked to achieve greater things with alchemy and help people with it to prevent things like the Ishval War of occurring again," Winry smiled proudly at the achievements of her husband.

Ed blinked at her, surprised how proud she looked of his accomplishments, "Winry..." he smiled warmly.

"Well, my awesome wife here has her own mechanic shop did you know that? People from all over the world come to her! She's the best mechanic I know, she gave me limbs when I didn't have any and she supported me along with Granny through everything." Winry smiled at her husband, rubbing the knuckles on his hand and squeezing when he smiled at her.

The therapist smiled and scribbled down some notes, "I see, tell me, when had been the first time you both have experienced your mutual attraction for each-other?"

Both individuals suddenly grew shy and avoided each-others gaze, Winry fumbling with her hair and Edward scratching the back of his neck in embarrassment.

"Uhm...well...c-can I go first?" Ed mumbled quietly, rubbing his neck and pointedly not looking at his bewildered, embarrassed wife.

"Of course, Mr. Elric, please," the therapist smiled, eager to write more down about one of the most famous couples he had.

"Right...um...well...It's been a few years back, back then I had to hide from the Homunculi and I was searching for Al, my brother, I thought he went to the Rockbells, to my wife and her grandmother, for refugee. But I didn't find him there," Winry's blue eyes widened at realizing just what event he was replaying in his head.

She blushed and partially covered her face in embarrassment.

"...I was hungry so I made myself a sandwich..." Ed swallowed.

A few years earlier...

Edward Elric couldn't stand the constant sounds of bulky tools made of metal being moved here and there, couldn't stand the endless bickering between Greed, Ling and the chimeras.

They had been doing nothing but fighting, they just escaped Pride too, he had no idea where the hell the old man was but he snorted at the thought and banned it to the back of his mind.

Ed sighed, fixing himself a sandwich in the kitchen he was so familiar with, he passed by Winry's workroom, stopping for a split second to narrow his eyes at the two chimeras who kept sniffing and touching Winry's things.

"Oi! I told you not to touch anything did I?!" he barked at them sharply and Heinkel and Darius nearly jumped at the sudden sharp commanding tone that Edward had adopted, Ed didn't bother to stick around and see their irritated expressions.

He ascended the stairs, sandwich in hand as he randomly took Winry's room, any room was fine, as long as he had peace.

Ed shut the door behind himself, sighing heavily in relief when he spotted a chair and a desk and immediately slumped on the chair, craning his neck and groaning in pain.

The smell of Winry suddenly assaulted his senses and his eyes widened, looking around the room, he mentally berated himself since this was her room after all, of course everything would smell of her.

Ed was about to take a bite, until a image of Winry appeared in his mind. He frowned, not sure why he suddenly thought of her but shrugged, blaming it on his surroundings and her smell.

He shrugged it off, taking a few healthy bites of his sandwich, in peace.

Then the door opened.

It was Winry.

Oh god damn it all to hell it was Winry.

Ed swallowed down the large bite he took, feeling himself sweat profusely. He didn't make a sound, he wasn't even sure if he was breathing.

It seemed like Winry didn't notice him at all. Ed's eyes widened when he saw Winry sigh heavily as she took out fresh pants and a button up shirt from her closet.

He was frozen stiff, sandwich in hand, as he watched Winry unbutton her shirt, she was wearing a under shirt, a black one, his mouth went dry as sand when he saw her lift it up...

To lift it over her head...

Then she stopped...

And she turned around and spotted him...

He was a dead man.

"Ah, I see...and you said you were there solely to...enjoy your sandwich?" the therapist rose an eyebrow skeptically, scribbling something down.

"That's the truth! I wanted nothing but peace!" Ed crossed his arms and Winry shook her head, sighing.

The therapist looked utterly exhausted, "Well then, Mr. and Mrs. Elric, it's been a pleasure to have you, let's say next week on Thursday? I have a important client right now,"

"But-" Ed started to protest as did Winry, but the therapist shooed them out.

As Winry and Edward exited the room, they suddenly spotted Lan Fan and Greed/Ling sitting on the couch, Greed had his legs propped up on the table, reading a magazine while Lan Fan smiled and waved at them.

"Wait...why are they here?" Winry whispered to Ed quietly.

"Beats me," was his simple reply.

Before the exited the building however, they could hear Ling's outraged voice shake the building:" I'M NOT A LUNATIC, THERE IS A GUY CALLED GREED IN MY HEAD! I'M SERIOUS STOP WRITING THAT DOWN! GREED!"

Another deeper voice started shouting:" YOU STUPID PISS-ANT CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUTME! LET ME AT HIM!"

A few weeks passed when Mei had visited them and told them that Greed/Ling were sent to a mental institution for the time being, Lan Fan had tried to defend her Lord, but to no avail.

His diagnose?

Dual personality disorder.

Ed snickered.

Done! Hehe I'll update all the other requests later promise! Thanks for reading! Sorry, the ending's a bit rushed. BTW: What would you guys say if I wrote a little kingdom AU? You know with kings, queens, kingdoms...etc.?