How is everyone! I hope you're doing all well, gihi it's about to get funny! ;)
ANSWERS TO REVIEWS:
Panic: Naw thanks so much! :3 Ed and Winry (unfortunately or not) remind me a lot of me and a friend of mine, we constantly bicker with each-other . Though I can't really say anything about the "Romantic" aspect ^^" Oh right, thanks for the tip! Admittedly, I speed typed and didn't proof read . haha oh come on! As an author, amateur or not, I'm very much inclined to respect your wishes and try to fulfill them to the best of my ability! I have to thank everyone for their support somehow right? ;) (smiles softly) Yeah, I understand, we all have those "rainy days" sometimes, that's why I always try to cheer anyone up who's down :) Thanks for the wishes!
Lily: haha Of course ;) Haha I see, episode 40 something huh? Aw man, I have that urge to spoiler but I won't don't worry ;) I'll just say that you will definitely love it even more, not to mention all the twists and surprises in the next future episodes! :D
Emma: Oh, thank you a lot for telling me :) Good luck with school (oh my god school will start for me too soon .)
StariChanx: Hey there StariChanx, I didn't hear from you in a pretty long time! Lingfan family huh? Will do! :) I don't know why I have that weird feeling like Greed would be the best uncle/dad in the world ^^ haha (scratches head) Eheheh, t-thanks! Sorry, I'm always so awkward when receiving praise, but I'm so very happy! Thank you so much! :) I'm really glad so many people enjoy reading my stories!
Daughterofapollo12345: Meh, what can I say? My head is telling me no..but…MY BODY….MY BODY…is telling me YEEEAAEEESS. XD hahah Sorry, I just thought of the incredibly funny song that goes with that sentence ^^ Oh I love reading those too lol, I will don't worry, I just have to write a few other prompts THEN I'll write that! ;)
Pouda-P: The second one huh? Letters from War, I really enjoy reading such fanfics! Too bad there aren't too many of them :)
Enjoyy!
What is that?!
Ed blinked, scratching his head at the weird pages that suddenly popped up in the screen, he was just trying to search for other researches about alchemy on the internet, hoping to get into contact with other alchemists and compare researches.
Ed's eyes widened, his face going instantly pink, what. The. HELL?!
His lips trembled and he quickly tried to furiously click on the red "X" at the top right corner, then he heard the familiar voice of his wife behind him.
"Hey Ed, did you manage to send Al a message-what in the world are you watching?!" Winry's enraged voice carried over the room as her blue eyes widened to the size of saucers, she shot her husband a very cross look.
Finally, the stupid pages closed. Oh shit...Winry...
"I-I-I can e-e-explain!" Ed's flailed with his hands, his face a dark pink. He couldn't believe how somebody in this world must really hate him.
Winry growled in anger, "Say Ed, this is what you mean by 'researching alchemy'? I can't believe I actually believed it!" Winry rested her hands on her hips, furious that her husband would be watching such...sites...
Ed swallowed hard and stood up, irritated himself, "Now wait a minute! I was researching I swear! They just...they just popped up alright?! Not like I looked or anything! I kept trying to close them but they wouldn't close! I swear Winry!" Ed glared at his wife, not believing that she really thought of him that way.
Winry turned her head, "I expected that from Mustang but from you Ed..." she shook her head, "Men...you don't keep them busy for a while and they immediately have to look at porn..." Winry sighed.
Ed exploded, "Oi! You know I ain't like that! Stop accusing me of things I didn't do! Look! See!? I wasn't searching for that I was searching for works of other alchemists!" Ed sat back down and showed his wife the websites he had really been looking at, Winry narrowed her eyes, scanning the pages briefly before she sighed and straightened again.
Her eyes were closed in thought, then she opened an eye a bit and glared at Ed, Ed pouted like an angry child.
"Alright Ed, I believe you," Winry smiled, giggling now. This whole situation was somewhat funny.
Ed snorted, crossing his arms, "Pf, yeah, now you're laughing. You almost skewered me alive back there," Winry rolled her eyes and leaned down, kissing Ed's cheek and hugging him from behind.
"Oh come on, how would you have reacted if you saw me looking at such things? I think you would have felt a bit hurt huh?" Winry tried to reason with her overly stubborn husband, trying to make him understand her too.
Ed sighed, leaning his head back to nuzzle her chin with his nose," Yeah, yeah, I get it. Still, I can't believe how you could think that, you know I love you and I love the...well...yeah, you know," Ed blushed, rolling his eyes in embarrassment.
Winry laughed, "Yeah I know you do, don't think I don't feel that in the morning when we are spooning Ed," Winry smirked when her husband stiffened and snorted.
"Hey...you know that's natural right? I can't do a thing about it, every guy gets that in the morning," he tried to defend himself but Winry just smiled like a kitten and giggled.
"Mhm," they both suddenly heard a short beep and both looked at the screen of their computer.
"Huh? What's that? Again those websites?" Ed narrowed his eyes, ready for a fight.
Winry tilted her head, reading the title, "No...it's...wait what is that?"
Ed leaned in closer, "Fan...fiction?" he blinked, "What's that?"
Winry shook her head, "I don't know, let's look," Ed warily clicked on the blue letters ' '
A different page opened, Ed and Winry read the small list that greeted them, " Movies, Animes, TV Series, Books...etc. Let's look under 'Animes' I remember Hohen saying something about it,"
Ed clicked the 'Anime' section and immediately a very long list of weird names opened, Ed scrolled down while Winry rapidly read the names, " 'Soul Eater' oh my god Ed! Something is eating souls in there! Do you think Hohen watches such weird movies?" Now Winry was worried, 'Soul Eater' didn't really sound like something appropriate for her young son.
Ed frowned, "Let's see... 'Final Fantasy VII' huh...ok... 'Fairy Tail' weird...I didn't know fairies have tails..." Ed rose an eyebrow.
"Do fairies even exist?" Winry asked perplexed, her husband shrugged and scrolled down.
Ed froze, "H-Hey Win... what the..." Ed moved the mouse over to a anime called 'Fullmetal Alchemist', "Why am I in here?"
Winry's eyes widened, "Woah...you never told me you have your own website Ed," she looked down at him in bewilderment.
Ed snapped, "Not like I knew it myself! Hmm...let's take a look, I hope they wrote something good about me in there," Ed grinned, clicking on the button.
Both adults didn't expect however to be greeted by more names...names of stories...
"Uhh..." Ed's jaw hung slack as his golden eyes scanned over the various titles, he scanned every little thing, "Words, Tags...wait tags?"
"Roy M., Edward E.? Romance?!" Winry glared at her husband, "Ed, do you want to tell me something?"
"H-hey! Not like I wrote those stories! Calm down would ya? Why would I have something with Mustang of all weird people?!" Ed hollered in anger and embarrassment, scrolling furiously down.
"Edward E., Winry R.? Ohh, click on that Ed click on that!" Winry giggled in excitement, there was a story about them in there too? Wow...
Ed smiled and clicked on the story, both parents read through it and had to laugh and smile, "Aw, that's so cute! I like our story!" Winry grinned as Ed chuckled and moved the page back, going to the second page.
"Oh look! Here is another story about us, the rating here is "M"...what's that rating for?" Winry blinked.
Ed rubbed his chin, "Hmm...don't know, maybe for 'many people'? How many people like it? Does that make sense?" Winry shrugged, urging Edward to click on the story.
Ed did and when they started reading both froze.
"O-oh...ah..." Winry's eyes were the size of dinner plates, "Umm...E-Ed..."
Ed meanwhile was frozen in his seat, his finger almost automatically scrolling further down and down and do-
"OWW!" that blasted wrench!, "STOP HITTING ME WOMAN!"
"YOU STOP READING THAT!" Winry's face was as red as a tomato, holding her wrench in her hand threateningly.
Ed rubbed his head with a frown, "Hey, we are in it right? Might as well see what this author wrote about us..." Winry couldn't believe she was actually reading it.
It was very...descriptive...
"Oh wow...you like t-that?" Ed's face was burning, he briefly looked at his distracted wife.
"N-no...I mean...w-we...well...w-we never tried t-that..." Winry blushed, biting her lips, "Hey, I didn't know you could do that..." Winry tilted her head, as if visualizing the steamy scene before her.
Ed blushed and mumbled something under his breath, "I didn't know that too..."
"That sounds interesting! Let's try that!" Winry looked excited now.
Ed whipped his head too fast around to look at his wife, "Wait, what?!" Winry tugged at his arm but Ed vehemently fought back, practically hugging his chair tightly.
"Mom, dad what's wrong?" 8-year old Hohen suddenly came into the room, his little sister Sarah trailing behind him with a stuffed dog in her hands.
Winry and Edward froze, robotically turning their heads to look at their children.
"K-kids!" Ed practically threw himself over the screen, rapidly clicking on the red "X" button to close the damned page.
Winry ran towards them and immediately picked them up, running down towards the kitchen, Hohen looked over her shoulder at his panicked father, "Mom, why is dad so red?"
Winry herself was as red as a tomato, hiding her face against Hohen's back so her son and daughter didn't see it.
Ed remained motionless for a moment, before he sighed loudly and slumped heavily to the floor, sliding off his desk and slapping a hand to his head, trying to calm his rapidly beating heart.
"Next time I'll close the damn door..."
"Ohhhh baby! Come on Lan Fan look at this one! I like the brat that wrote this!" Greed grinned wickedly, reading a story about him and Lan Fan a rather very...intimate one.
Ling was grinning like a cat beside him, "Oh look! I'm in there too Greed!" Ling's eyes were open in amazement, pushing Greed away from the chair so he could read the story for himself.
"Hey! Make room you fucking piss-ant! We are sharing Lan Fan in the story so you better share the seat with me!" Greed growled and pushed Ling flat off his stool, grinning when he continued to read the story. Lan Fan could only hide in her room with a crazily blushing face.
"Greed...I think Lan Fan doesn't want to read this...but she sure didn't sound embarrassed in that story..." Ling chuckled, a cat-like smile on his face.
Bonus scene:
"Oh my god..." Ling sniffed, taking the tissue Greed offered him and wiping away his tears that kept coming, "This is so sad, so cruel...how could the author be so cruel...why did he have to rewrite Fu's death?!"
Ling leaned over and sobbed hard on Greed's shoulder, who was trying hard not to cry.
His lips were trembling, tears already rolling down his cheeks, "Old man Fu...why...WHY?!" Greed punched the computer and threw it off the desk, holding one hand against his face to try and stop his tears while punching Ling away from himself and instead hugging the equally sobbing Lan Fan, crying into her shoulder and bawling like a baby.
Hmm...I'm not too please with it myself but I think it's alright-ish...^^"