Author's Note!
Sorry guys, it's me again (Redfox's RL friend, just call me uhh...hmm...call me Jaden for lack of a better made up name lol).
Redfox asked me to publish this author's note because she went to a check up yesterday (because of her braces) and well...a brackett got loose and she had to go to the dentist today AGAIN to get it fixed. It's fixed but she's seriously suffering from pain, bleeding in her mouth and lack of sleep. I'm afraid it'll be a little while until she can update again, any stories for that matter. *sighs* She's not happy about that but I forced her to rest and take a break, as much as she can anyway. She has a few finished one shots but since I'm taking care of her I'll publish them some time later.
She's greeting everybody and wishing you all good luck in school/work and sends hugs and kisses! (her words, not mine) *Sweat drop*
Redfox and Jaden over and out! (salute)
BTW: ANY IDEAS OR REQUESTS YOU HAVE PLEASE WRITE THEM DOWN! REDFOX WILL WRITE THEM ONCE SHE'S BETTER (says she)
Semi-funny & painful convo between me (Jaden) and her (Redfox):
R (Redfox):" Jaden...come on...pleaseeeee write a quick author's note so my readers know what's going on! I didn't update some stories in a while and I'm feeling terrible!
J: *patronizing glare* Nu-uh, sorry, I'm tasked with taking care of you, now come on sit up you lump, you look like you're freaking dying! *holds cup of lukewarm herbal tea*
R: *whines like a baby* I don't waaaaannnaaa! Go away you're annoying! And nobody even tasked you!
J: *eye roll* It doesn't matter who tasked me with babysitting you, you will sit up and drink your tea!
R: *sticks tongue out then winces in pain* Noooooo. I hate unsweetened tea! You can't make me!
J: *taps foot* 1...
R: Oh, so now you're counting to three huh? Ohhh I'm soooooo scared! *crosses arms*
J: 2...
R: *snorts* You know how stubborn I am, ya can't make me do nothin'! *holds cheeks in pain and whines*
J: -.-" *grabs cool pack away from her* You want this? First drink the damn tea! The dentist said it would help soothe your wounds!
R: O.O GIVE ME BACK THAT ICE YOU JERK! I'm DONE FOR WITHOUT MY ICE!
J: Redfox...
R: *after several long, agonizing minutes...* Wipe that smug smirk off your face and give me that cursed cup.
J: *grins and hands her the cup*
R: *makes disgusted face* Do I have to? I promise it ain't as bad anymore...
J: I know when you're lying, now come on, drink.
R: *shoots glares at Jaden the whole time while she swallows down the tea* I hate you...
J: Yeah, yeah, I love ya too. *feels forehead* Either you're burning or I'm hot.
R: Uh-huh...did hell freeze over already? *giggles behind her cup*
J: -.- You have to admit I'm handsome.
R: Stop lying and give me my ice back you demon!
J: *rolls eyes and holds ice pack against her cheek* You're one to talk, calling me a demon...
R: I'm sorry Jaden but I didn't sleep at all and I'm hungry! Can you hear how my stomach's growling?! I'm going nuts!
J: *sighs softly* Sorry, I can't help you there much. Besides, you still have your reserves in case you're starving.
R: O.- ...Reserves?
J: *nods*
R: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY RESERVES! *throws stuffed lion at head*
J: *blinks* ...you still have your reserves even if you throw random stuffed animals at me...
R: DIE! (she isn't actually fat, I just love teasing her about that lol)
J: Watch your tongue missy. *thinks of an idea* Hey, want some mashed apples?
R: *perks up at the wonderful prospect of food* *.* You're god...
J: *chuckles* Nah, but close. Try not to suffocate yourself with the pillow, I'll be right back.
R: ...a lot of mashed apples please!
J: As you wish my lady!
R: Why don't you become my butler?
J: *screams from kitchen* If you pay me!
R: *stays quite for some time* Forget I ever asked!
J: Oh come on stop being so selfish! Pay me!
R: Money can be put to better use...like for food... *chews her lip then cringes at the pain*
J: I'm amazed how you don't look like a elephant...you talk about food more than you whine like a baby
R: I'M NOT A BABY YOU'RE A BABY!
J: See? Only a baby denies being a baby.
R: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE!
J: You don't either when you're in pain!
R: At least I have an EXCUSE!
J: God...give me strength...
R: Hey! You don't even believe in god!
J: So? I can pray to whoever I want to when I feel like I'm going to die by being bossed around by you!
R: *suddenly tears up because of pain in her mouth and not my word* You think...I'm bossy? T_T
J: *sighs* Hey now...wait...
R: *starts sniffling*
J: *runs hand down face* Uhh...hey...Redfox...come on now...don't be like that... HEY! WAIT!
R: *looks at Jaden*
J: How about we watch some uh...FMA?
R: But...but...the feels...
J: *quickly thinks of other anime* W-what about uhh...Fairy Tail? You love Fairy Tail so much!
R: *water works continue coming* THE LATEST CHAPTERS ARE SOOO SADDD!
J: *panicked* Uhh...SKYRIM!
R: *freezes* *.* Skyrim...wanna play...
J: *sighs* Finally. Come on, after you eat let's play some Skyrim alright? *grins*
R: *smiles slightly* Mhm...thanks buddy...
R: ...You're still gonna write that author's note right? *pointed look*
J: -.- EAT YOUR MASHED APPLES WOMAN!
Ahem...as you can see I did write the author's note. Personally, I think our conversations are sometimes hilarious haha. Well, have a nice day guys, I'll update new one shots as soon as Redfox is feeling better! Thanks for reading this gibberish XD