Hi there, sorry it's Jaden again xD. Long story short: Redfox is dead tired, especially since the pain killers didn't work at all and she barely slept any at night. She's sleeping now to and I cite 'not look like a mass murderer or a zombie in the morning because I get grumpy if I don't sleep', true story lol.

To Panic: Anyway, she checks her e-mails daily AND she and I both saw the awesome pics on deviantart drawn by Panic a.k.a CelestialInk and we were delighted! Thanks so much for drawing that fine piece of art! She told me to send you lots of hugs and kisses (It's so weird coming from a guy...but yeah xD) She had to laugh when she read the part where you mentioned that the drawing wasn't as good, she told me to tell you exactly like this: 'Oh please! Nobody ever did something so nice to me before! Thank you so much for drawing such wonderful pictures Panic! It helps me to forget the pain, even if it is for a little while :) I was surprised why more people didn't favorite them, they were terrific! Thank you so much for dedicating it to me, it means a lot to me. I hope you have a great day!

Hmm...'nobody ever did something so nice to me before'...well, don't I have something to say about that? xD Kidding, kidding (though she could give me more credit), anyway, have fun reading this one!

NOTE: Check out the chapter with 'Ideas for Chapters' Redfox updated the list!

The Homunculi go to school!

"Silence!" the teacher roared in anger, loudly slammed a book on his desk, effectively silencing the rowdy bunch of, mostly delinquents, in his class. He sighed heavily, adjusting the book in his hands.

Roy Mustang narrowed his eyes, "Lust...stop distracting Gluttony," the dark haired man sighed, rubbing his forehead in frustration.

One of the students, the most popular girl in the entire school, Lust, twirled a lock of her ebony hair around her finger, a seductive smile playing on her red painted lips as she regarded her teacher, "Me? But I'm not doing anything," she innocent said, her white teeth showing as she grinned wickedly.

Gluttony, the most overweight but surprisingly agile boy in class, stuck his tongue out at his classmate and close friend, salivating all over his desk, his round, brown eyes dilating.

Roy sighed.

"Tch, if Lusty would stop wearing ribbons as clothes, maybe Gluttony wouldn't make a whole waterfall of his spit," Greed, Lust and Gluttony's elder brother, retorted with a grin, unusually red eyes glistening with mischief.

"Now, Greed, what did I tell you about such comments-" Roy was cut off by none other than Greed.

"Yeah, yeah, I heard it pops. 'No swearing and trash talking in or about school' I get it, no need to tell it to me until my ears bleed," he crossed his strong arms, rolling his eyes.

"Greed, I suggest you refrain from provoking our teacher any further, least you want Father to get called to school again because of your reckless behavior," Pride reprimanded his younger brother sharply, calmly sitting at his own desk, his book open on the page they were currently reading.

Greed shot him a quick glare, grumbling something under his breath as he grabbed his book and read the required page.

Wrath was sitting quietly in his seat, reading as well. Roy observed the very odd bunch of siblings.

Not to mention their...names. All named after the seven deadly sins of mankind. Roy would never understand how someone could name their children like that. Roy suspected they tried to fit the roles their namesakes suggest and that's why they also behave like that.

Lust dresses very provocatively, not to mention all the sexual innuendos and flirty winks and had standard marks at exams. Greed is very possessive about his things and always says how he wants everything, even Roy's position as a teacher since it holds 'so much power', Roy had to roll his eyes at it every time though much to his surprise the 16-year-old had very good marks. Gluttony could eat a ton in the cafeteria, the cafeteria ladies there would always cook large quantities just for him alone to eat, so the rest of the school body had their normal helpings. Whenever Roy would look over his marks and exam results he asked himself why he was even trying to educate the boy.

Now Pride was usually calm and collected, rarely out of line really. He had excellent marks, the only drawback was how arrogant the kid was. Roy always labeled him as 'the rich kid', the way how he carried himself and wrote essays about himself frequently...Roy tried very hard to overlook that personality trait.

Wrath, contrary to his name, was rare to violent outbursts. He was one of the most collected of the siblings and one of the oldest, he had excellent marks, even better than Pride's. He was tall for his age and seemed to have wisdom beyond his years. However, Riza Hawkeye, the gym and history teacher, would often tell him how strong Wrath was in gym as well how very aggressive he played at team sports, like football or basketball. Roy was very glad he hadn't witnessed it.

Roy turned his attention to one of the younger siblings, "Envy...stop taking Greed's pencils... Greed...stop hitting your brother..." Roy sighed, covering his eyes with his hand.

Envy, a boy of thinner, athletic build, with oddly spiky long, dark green colored hair, snarled like a raging bull as he kept swatting at Greed's hands, Greed doing the same.

"But he started it! Why does that bastard have so many pencils and I only have two?! For what does he need so many pencils?!" Greed growled and pulled on Envy's hair, making him yelp and pull his brother's black pony tail roughly. Greed growled and swatted his hand away.

"Jealous ya runt?! Ya don't even write or pay attention to class! Why the hell do you even need pencils?! And stop pulling my hair you imbecile!" Greed grabbed one of his pencils and hurled it at Envy's head.

"Boys!" Roy roared in irritation, "To the headmaster! Now!" black eyes pierced the two fighting brothers.

"What did I do?! That jealous little green monster started it! He kept poking me and trying to take my pencils! What's wrong with me trying to knock some sense into 'im?" Greed glowered at Mustang from his seat, crossing his arms.

"Mr. Mustang, may I speak?" Wrath raised his hand politely, glaring menacingly at Envy out of the corner of his eye.

Roy rubbed his forehead again, "Yes, Wrath?"

"I think it is appropriate if you only send Envy to the headmaster, I saw how Envy was pocking Greed with his pencil and attempting to steal his property," as Wrath said this, Envy turned his head to violently retort, until he saw the nearly demonic look his oldest brother was giving him.

Envy sank into his chair.

Greed grinned, "Ha! Whatcha gonna do now old man?" Greed stuck his tongue out at Roy, grinning like a cat.

Roy clenched his fists, his whole body shivering, he looked like a volcano about ready to explode.

" TO THE PRINCIPAL! NOW!"

Greed and Envy found themselves sitting in the principal's office.

Greed kicked Envy in the shin hard, "This is all your fault! If you weren't so damn jealous of my awesome things we wouldn't be sitting ducks here!" Greed roared at his brother with crossed arms and a displeased frown on his face.

Envy rubbed his shins and roared back:" Who do you think you are you good-for-nothing, stuck up piece of-"

The door slammed shut loudly.

Greed and Envy nearly jumped in their seats, straightening up.

"Ah, you two again. I've heard from Mr. Mustang how...unruly you were in his class," the principal's white suit appeared as the tall man walked slowly to his black high chair, "We can't have that now can we?"

He sat down, straightened his tie with a menacing grin.

Greed and Envy swallowed loudly.

Solf J. Kimblee was a formidable man, one the siblings weren't too keen on angering.

The man grinned, "Let's talk a bit, shall we?" violet eyes narrowed.

"So, where's that idiot brother of yours?" Pride asked as he chewed slowly on his sandwich, grimacing at the bland taste, "Trust Father to prepare us lunch..."

Lust grimaced, "He's your brother too, as much as you claim the opposite, Kimblee is probably still drilling them," Lust threw away her own sandwich, stealing an apple from Wrath he had picked up from the cafeteria.

"You're smart...eating at the cafeteria..." Lust commented to her older brother, taking a bite out of the apple before giving it to him to share.

Wrath took a bite himself before he gave it back to Lust, showing her hand another apple, "Because I know Father's culinary skills are far from gourmet quality," while Wrath had a great amount of respect for his parent, didn't mean he should like his nonexistent cooking skills as well.

"Why not let uncle Elric cook? He makes the best bean soup..." Gluttony said happily, eating his sandwich before eating the apples Wrath offered him.

"If we let him cook for us then poor little Ed won't have anymore," Pride teased, a arrogant smirk on his face.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AS LITTLE AS A BEANSPROUT YOU ARROGANT BASTARD?!" one certain Edward Elric shouted from god knows where, his girlfriend Winry keeping him from physically lashing out at the group of siblings.

"Brother, please don't make a scene...you don't want Mr. Mustang to catch you..." Alphonse Elric muttered nervously, blushing when Mei Chang, a girl a year younger than him and attending the same art class, waved and smiled at him.

Her elder cousin, Ling Yao, was standing next to her, smiling and waving at Al once he saw to whom Mei was waving at.

Al smiled nervously and waved back, quickly dragging his brother and childhood friend behind him so they didn't get into unnecessary fights.

"Yo," Greed greeted his old friend, doing their age old hand shake together with a grin.

"Ah, Greed! Long time no see buddy!" Ling grinned back, happy to see Greed again.

The 16-year old cocked his head to the side, "Where have you been? Haven't seen you around in a while, a week or so," he rose an eyebrow.

Contrary to popular belief, mainly that Greed and Ling were brothers, or at least related, they were just friends, no blood relatives. Greed had his long black hair styled a little differently but nevertheless it had a striking resemblance to Ling's own dark ,long hair, which was commonly tied into a pony tail with a white ribbon. Their personalities were also similar. Ling was pretty greedy too, it was no wonder the two males got along so well.

At home

"Daaad! Tell Greed to share!" Lust cried, angrily hitting Greed's shoulder when he took her pizza piece from her plate.

"Greed...share with your sister. There is enough for everyone," his father droned as he chewed idly on his own slice of pizza, raising an eyebrow when Sloth and Gluttony whispered something heatedly in low tones.

"Father, may I have another slice?" Wrath formally asked his father, wiping his mouth clean with a napkin.

Pride narrowed his eyes, "But you already had three slices,"

Father smiled, "Help yourself Wrath," he rubbed his son's head almost proudly, causing Pride to cringe in jealousy.

He was supposed to be his dad's favorite! Not Wrath!

Envy looked on with a bored expression, past the point of caring how much pizza he got, he just sighed heavily and rested his head on the desk.

"Envy, say, what's wrong?" his father asked, observing his son's oddly peaceful nature.

"Nothing..."

"He got called to Kimblee today!" Greed pointed an accusing finger at his brother, laughing wickedly like a child.

"You got called in too you stupid little-!" Envy growled, his fists clenching in anger.

"Now, now," father silenced his unruly children, "Why did you get called to the principal today?" he narrowed his eyes, anticipating the answer.

Envy turned shy, looking away from his father, "Well...er..."

"He provoked Greed in class and Greed hit him," Wrath answered bluntly, chewing on his pizza as he watched Envy's eyes widen in mild amusement.

"Excuse me? You hit your brother during class again? What did I possibly do wrong with you boy?" Father looked sternly at Greed, who grumbled something incoherent under his breath.

He rolled his red eyes, "In case ya didn't hear due to old age, old man, the runt provoked me first. And I didn't hit him, I swatted at him like a fly. Right Pride, Wrath?" he looked at his older siblings for confirmation, knowing they would answer truthfully.

Wrath and Pride both nodded, Pride was pleased his opinion was asked and that his dear Father would believe him.

Suddenly, a slice of pizza hit Greed square in the face and slowly slid down his cheek, leaving molten cheese, mushrooms and salami slices hanging onto his skin.

Greed's eye twitched, "Now you've done it you little runt," Greed growled lowly at Envy, who grinned wickedly at his brother's anger.

"Now wait, children don't-"

Chaos ensued.

Greed jumped over the table, trying to strangle Envy, while Gluttony jumped over him to save the pizza from being crushed.

"OW! GET OFF OF ME YOU PIG! YOU'RE SQUISHING MY INSIDES FLAT!" Greed hollered loudly, rolling Gluttony away from him.

"DON'T YOU DARE CALL MY BROTHER A PIG YOU DAMN WOMANIZER!" Lust suddenly jumped on Greed's back, clawing at him and janking at his pony tail painfully.

"Ow! Damn it! STOP ABUSING ME YOU WITCH!" Greed attempted to somewhat carefully get Lust off him, since he had a strict 'no hitting women' rule.

Wrath and Pride watched the food battle ensue, calmly sitting in their chairs and drinking their tea.

"You will never be Father's favorite," Wrath suddenly commented to Pride.

Wrath found himself flying on the table, breaking it in two and causing all the siblings on top to fall with it.

Pride tried to violently rip out Wrath's hair, causing the older sibling to roar in pain and slam him down against the broken table.

Father sighed, putting on his oven mittens and thinking of a new exotic recipe he could try out. Sloth watched the spectacle with disinterested eyes before he stood up and followed his father to the kitchen, leaning his forearms against the kitchen counter and watching what his father was doing.

Father smiled and petted Sloth on his head affectionately saying, "You're my favorite out of all,"

Sloth grinned.

Pride raged.

The end, I hope you all enjoyed it! Redfox is sending her hugs and kisses! :) Oh and me too by the way (Jaden) xD