Hi there! (laughs and grins widely) Well, I seriously hope you guys didn't believe that little tid bit I posted at the end of the chapter did ya? I got so many ideas swimming in my head (including yours) that I'm afraid this will turn out to be a 100 chapter story of one shots :3 Haha, sorry for that prank, I just really wanted to see your reactions if you guys would miss the updates :P ^^
Anyway, here is another chapter for you all! Since exams are coming threateningly closer, I'm afraid my updates won't be as frequent, but since I miss writing, I'll try to sneak in one or two at times ;) Though I'm pretty sure I'll update regularly the "Ideas for chapters" section, since I get pretty many ideas at every random time ^^
ANSWERS TO REVIEWS:
Lily: (rolls eyes playfully) Gee, I'm hurt ya know? ;) haha 'Course it was a joke, I have so many ideas that I want to write down that I don't think the end will come anytime soon. Nah, don't worry about the rude reviews, I suspect it's the same one that bashed some of my other stories but I got a thick hide so it doesn't bug me much. :) Many people don't know that when you go to school you deal with (immature) idiots daily, there are always people who don't like this or that and that are incapable of saying why, so I got advanced knowledge of how to deal with those ^^ Besides, it's my choice whether or not I end a story so that's that :D
Bob: Of course I'm joking haha ;) I don't think would write about writing people's prompts at the beginning and then just say 'lol it's the end sorry' the next moment ^^ This story is still alive and kickin'!
OtakuGirl: Aww thanks so much! :3 No, no, don't worry, I won't ;)
Anonymous J: Hm...I see...well I'm not really sure myself so I guess the idea will be pending for now. Oh good luck with that one my friend! ;) haha No of course not, it was joke don't worry, sometimes that sadistic side of me likes to make people squirm ^_^
Daughterofapollo12345: hahah Thanks for the kind words but I ain't going down so soon! ;) Sorry, a lame joke on my part, just wanted to see your reactions if I do write that :3 (Ahem...if you guys want to punch someone's face in, punch Jaden's...it was HIS IDEA! *whistles innocently*) Right, anyway, like I said, exams keep breathing down my neck so I'm afraid I will be able to update once a month, maybe more often. I miss writing a lot so I'll try to squeeze one in.
Panic: (wipes tear away) Aw, man, don't make me cry! Haha Don't worry, it's NOT the end yet! ;) Quite the opposite actually, I have so many ideas that I think this will expand into a 100+ chapter fic! ;) (smiles warmly) Don't worry about it, I'm suffering a difficult time too right now, so yeah...I know the feeling all too well :)
Guest: Hi there, haha don't worry, it was a lame joke on my part! I just wanted to see how you guys would react! ;) (Oh and do you mind thinking of a username? Sorry, I just find it impersonal if I don't know the name of the dear reader that bothers reading my stories ^^) I won't go down because of a few rude reviews, don't worry :) I can take a few low hits.
Enjoy the story everyone! :D
Telephone Talks
Roy Mustang discreetly looked at his unit, who all seemed more or less occupied by one thing or another so he quickly punched in a all too familiar number on his telephone.
It rang a few times then the caller picked up;" Hello?" it was a all too familiar, lovely feminine voice that made Roy instantly smile and in a better mood.
"Why hello there, Elizabeth, we haven't talked in a while have we? How have you been? Everything alright? Oh I missed you so much!" Roy laughed loudly, twirling the cord around his finger and whirling his chair around so his team didn't see the delighted expression on his face.
The voice on the other line sighed in playful annoyance before releasing a giggle, "Why Colonel, I do hope you worry about your duties before worrying about me! How have you been? It's been too long!"
Roy grinned, laughing loudly, catching the attention of the entirety of his unit, "Ohhh Elizabeth, of course I worry about my duties! I've just started with paperwork but I always have time for you! I'm splendid really! How about going to dinner sometime hmm?" the grin on his face only widened.
Havoc and Breda sent each-other surprised looks, whirling their heads around to their superior when he laughed loudly again.
"What the hell...? That woman again?" Breda scratched his head, utterly confused.
"Oh? Well, what are you wearing then on such a hot day?" Roy asked mischievously, chuckling darkly.
The whole unit comically slammed to the ground, making gagging sounds before grabbing the edge of the table for dear life and pulling themselves up. They did not want to know about Mustang's...telephone talks.
Fuery blinked several times before breaking out in a sweat, "W-wait a minute...where is Lieutenant Hawkeye?"
Everyone automatically stiffened, wide eyes turning to look at the two double doors to their office, if Riza came strolling in to see Mustang slacking off again...
Violent shivers coursed through each of the members at the horrific scenarios of Riza aiming her pistols at them all and giving them hell to pay.
Havoc crossed his arms, glaring at the back of Mustang's head, "That stupid womanizer...why won't he let me see that woman? He's probably scared that I would take her away from him or somethin'," he huffed in annoyance.
Breda shook his head in exasperation at his comrade and friend, "Typical you, only thinking about women...I swear you're Mustang's successor..." he shot a quick glance in Mustang's direction, "Alright...who will stand guard in front of the door in case Riza comes in?"
Everyone looked at each-other with frowns, before they all stretched their hands out and started shaking them back and forth, shouting quietly, "ROCK, PAPER, SCISSORS!"
It was Falman.
The elder officer glared at his friends, "You manipulated that!"
Breda shouted back," How in seven hells am I supposed to manipulate rock ,paper, scissors?!"
Havoc chuckled, "Come on old man," he winked.
Falman frowned darkly, "Who are you calling old man..." he elbowed Havoc before resigning to his questionable fate and slipping out of the office, standing tall in front of the doors, eyes frantically looking this way and that to spot the stern woman.
"Ah, Elizabeth, you always make my heart flutter with joy!" Roy snickered, smiling like a drunk.
A resonating giggle escape 'Elizabeth's' lips at the other line, "Well Roy, I can make your heart do other things other than flutter in joy,"
Roy's mind was about to conjure not the most innocent of thoughts until he heard a too familiar metallic 'click' through the phone.
Black eyes shot open and his body froze, it was gun,.
"A-ah, r-right, right, well you see, I'm terribly sorry Elizabeth for having to end our little chat but I'm afraid duty calls!" he laughed awkwardly as his heart beat like crazy in fear, sweat forming on his forehead as another giggle from 'Elizabeth' sounded before he hung up.
He was a dead man.
Roy quickly whirled around in his chair and took the nearest stack of papers just as the door to the office opened.
It was her.
Falman was sweating like a pig and shaking like a leaf at her side, his hand raised in a salute, as Riza Hawkeye strolled in.
Riza had a straight face, walking tall and confident straight to the Colonel's desk, files in her hands.
She deposited the files on the desk and her eyes scanned its contents, then her superior.
"I trust you are done with paperwork, Colonel?" Riza narrowed her eyes at him suspiciously.
Roy smiled nervously up at his Lieutenant, "Y-Yes, Lieutenant, I'm just about done!" he grinned widely, innocently, staring at her with those puppy eyes that reminded her of Black Hayate when he did something bad and tried to hide it from his owner.
Riza stared at him for a moment longer, resting one hand on the hilt of her gun, Roy's eyes widened in fear.
But instead, she smiled and nodded, "Alright, good work Colonel," with that, she turned around and marched out of the room without a backward glance.
The whole Mustang unit stared wide eyed at the now closed double doors where Riza just exited. Roy grasped at his uniform, where his heart was, relieved to feel it was still beating, albeit widely, in his chest.
Riza smirked giggling to herself as she walked along the halls.
Sometimes, she loved making her man squirm, whether she was Elizabeth or Riza, either way it was funny and made her day.
Hope you liked it! :)