Heya everyone! Man, it's just Wednesday and I feel like I've been run over by multiple trains and trucks and it's not even passed half of a week! . I seriously hope I'll get to rest, today I've about used up my reserves for this week and pending... Anyway, I hope you will all enjoy this little tid bit! ;)

INFO on chapter: Greed and Ling SHARE the same body!

ANSWERS TO REVIEWS

Lily: Of course Lily! BUT since I didn't congratulate you on your birthday I'll write another (better) one shot for you! Choose whatever you like or think of something for me to write and I'll write it to the best of my ability! :)

Cassey: Thank you! :3 Well, I'll see about that one, could be interesting to see what would happen there.

Anonymous J: (shrugs playfully) meh, what can I say, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do ;) Oh really? Good luck with that and greet him from me haha. Oh really? The "big three" huh? Does he watch One Piece? Fairy Tail? Death Note? Psycho Pass? Ah sorry, so many anime to choose from :3

Natsu: Oh yes it is! *.*

Daughterofapollo12345: Thanks a lot! :) Though I may try to change it a little so it's better ^^

Panic: (blush) Ah thanks! Hehe, personally, I think I could have written it a lot better (since I was really tired and it was damn late) so yeah, I may reconsider and write it better, though the story for the majority stays the same! Thanks Panic! I have a test tomorrow I hope I'll pass! (sweat drop)

Enjoy reading!

Perfect Girlfriend

Ling/Greed

-smart

-strong

-pretty

-funny

-sass

-sexy

-busty

Greed growled, taking over again, "Oi! Let me write something too damn it! Stop being so selfish!"

"No! I refuse to be viewed as a pervert!" Ling protested, his hand holding the pen above the piece of paper shaking from his internal struggle with Greed.

"Well, I'm shitting on your views!" Greed declared, finally taking control again, "As if you didn't want to write that!"

-has to be our bodyguard

"Your bodyguard? Since when do you need a bodyguard? You have a freaking invincible shield!" Ling raged, flabbergasted at what the hell his counterpart wrote.

Greed just scoffed, rolling his eyes, "Tch, shut up, I need some protecting too,"

Ling rose an eyebrow suspiciously.

-kind and sweet

-shy

-knows cool ninja moves

Ling just shook his head and sighed heavily in exasperation.

-has to be Lan Fan.

Ling's eyes widened at what Greed wrote, and what he himself had planned on writing. He didn't know the Homunculus could be so caring and-

-has to have a thing for roleplay

That was it.

"Give me that pen you bastard!" Ling raged inside their mind, trying to take over his own body.

Greed's arm shook from the strain, dramatically grabbing his wrist with his other hand and looking like he was trying to strangle it, "Stop. Trying. To. Take. Control. Damn it!" Greed cursed, banging his head against the table, pain wracking his skull as both Ling and him groaned.

"No way! Come on! That's a turn on! Don't pretend you never imagined her in a little less than her usual battle armor! Admit it ya pervert!" Greed laughed maniacally, delighted when Ling shouted at him in embarrassed rage.

Alphonse

-kind

-sweet

-gentle

-brave

-smart

-cute

-likes cats and other animals

-shorter than me

-has adorable pig tails

-comes from Xing

-has a Panda named Xiao Mei

-is named Mei

-calls me Alphonse

-cooks really good

-never stops clinging to me and kissing me when she's happy

Mei's eyes sparkled at the list she had been secretly reading over her boyfriend's shoulders, "Oh Alphonse!" she surprised the man by tackling him off his chair and to the ground.

Alphonse squeaked in surprise but chuckled when Mei simply kissed his jaw affectionately, he smiled and stroked her hair lovingly.

Roy

-brave

-smart

-strong

-beautiful

-blonde

-serious but also has a softer personality

-is secretly a tsundere

-keeps me in line

-accepts all of me

-well versed in the art of weaponry

-rational and logical

-funny

-likes dogs

-dorky and shy

-doesn't threaten me with her pistol

-has to be in the military

-has to be my Lieutenant

-has to be Riza Hawkeye

Riza smiled softly upon reading Roy's secret "list", she frowned when she read the last "condition".

-curvaceous and sexy in a miniskirt

Riza laid a hand on her gun and a metallic 'click' cut through the air, Roy's hair on the back of his neck stood on end and he slowly turned his head to see his premature death.

Edward

-smart

-knows a bit about alchemy

-not noisy

-not loud

-doesn't call me short

-doesn't tell me to drink my milk

-tells me I'm awesome

-loves me for who I am

-likes automail and working on my leg

-knows how to cook

-makes delicious apple pies

-is a automail freak

-has a dog named Den

-has a annoying little beansprout grandma named Pinako

-funny

-beautiful

-supportive

-independent

-dorky

-shy

-secretly tries to be sexy

-doesn't own wrenches

-has blue eyes

-blonde

-lives in Resembool

-is named Winry Rockbell

"Edward..." Winry tapped her trusty wrench against his head threateningly.

"What...it's my list!" he shot her a dark glare.

She shot him one that would have made him drop dead.

Ed sighed and crossed out the one thing that irritated his fiancée.

Secretly tries to be sexy

Winry smiled in satisfaction and bent over to place a soft kiss on his cheek, "That wasn't so hard," Ed rolled his eyes but smiled nonetheless, surprising her with a passionate kiss on the lips.