Hey everyone! It's chapter eight!

The song is from the Nickelodeon TV series Victorious!

I do not own the song, I do not own the characters. So enjoy!

Chapter 8: Take a Hint (Victorious)

You know how when you run out of options when you can't get two people to get along? That's where Charlie was at. Alastor and Angel Dust were once again at each other's throats. And it was driving the blonde princess up the wall. She was going to make them wearing the "Get Along" Shirt, but that had "mysteriously" got ripped in half. Vaggie called bullshit saying that it was destroyed on purpose. So here they were. At a local themed bar that Charlie had sent them to, with Vaggie guarding the entrance. Making sure that the two could not leave. Oh and the best part? Charlie had cast a "no magic" barrier over the entire building, thus making sure that neither of them could escape. Fan-fucking-tastic.

"Well this is quite a situation we got ourselves in." Alastor responded as he sat at a table with Angel.

"Ya tellin' me. I had plans ta hang out with Cherri!" The spider exclaimed, his lower arms crossing, as he rested his chin in his upper hands. "Can't believe I had to cancel for this bullshit…"

"Well it is your fault we got into this mess."

The spider blinked then shot a glare at him.

"Oh no! You are not pinning the blame on me Smiles! If you weren't such a sensitive prick, ChaCha wouldn't have sent us to this dump!"

The deer demon narrowed his eyes at Angel Dust. He sniffed then looked away.

"I'm afraid I don't know what you mean."

"Bullshit. Look, Vaggs won't let us leave until we play nice. Think you can handle that?"

Alastor tapped his chin, debating on if he should take up the porn star's offer. When he was about to respond, two demons slide up to them. On on Angel's left and the other on Alastor's right. The demon near Angel of regular built, standing about a foot shorter than the spider. His black hair was combed back, and he was wearing a black blazer and a blue shirt with black pants and converse sneakers.

The other demon on Alastor's right was a few inches taller than the Overlord. The other had white hair fluffed out, almost similar to Angel's, but it was swept to where it was over his left eye. He was wearing a red blazer with a black shirt and red converse.

"Well lookie here! Two magnificent beauties!" The burnette exclaimed, throwing his arm around Angel.

The spider shoved him off.

"I'm off the clock pal."

Alastor responded by pushing the demon that was next to him with his cane.

"If you would please keep your distance it would be greatly appreciated!"

The two demons looked at each other, then grinned.

"Oh! Playing hard to get! We like that!" The white haired one responded.

"What the fuck?" Angel frowned.

He looked over at the red demon, to see that his smile was tensed. Al hated having his personal space invaded. And unwanting touching was a big no-no. He knew that first hand. He could see that Alastor had gripped a fork and looked ready to stab one of them. Not wanting to get into trouble, especially with Vaggie watching them, he grabbed a hold of Alastor's sleeve.

"If ya boys don't mind. I need ta speak with my friend will quick." He pulled the deer demon away. "Come on Al."

When they were a few feet away, Alastor huffed.

"You should've let me deal with those insufferable sinners."

"Yea, and if I did, Vaggie would thrash us." He noticed a stage with a karaoke machine. "I got an idea. Follow my lead."

Curious, the Radio demon did, following him on stage. He took hold of the mic that Angel Dust handed him. The spider waved at the two demons, who grinned and waved back. Angel chose a song and the music started playing. Alastor recognized the song, due to it being requested on his show a few times.

"Why am I always hit on by the boys I never like?" Angel Dust asked as he sang, then motioned to his left then right side. "I can always see 'em coming, from the left or from the right."

Alastor stepped forward. "I don't want to be a priss, I'm just try'na be polite." He leaned forward. "But it always seems to bite me in the…"

Angel held up his hand like it was a phone.

"Ask me for my number, yeah, you put me on the spot, oh."

"You think that we should hook up," Alastor stepped up then shook his head. "But I think that we should not."

Angel Dust stepped forward, acting like he was waving.

"You had me at "Hello", then you opened up your mouth-"

"And that is when it started going south!" They exclaimed. They got off the stage, going up to the two demons. "Get your hands off my hips! For I punch you in the lip! Stop your staring at my… Hey! Take a hint, take a hint!"

Angel Dust wagged a finger at the darker haired demon.

"No, you can't buy me a drink." The spider demon ruffled his hair. "Let me tell you what I think." He then waves a hand in front of his face, indicating that his unwanted company had bad breath. "I think you could use a mint. Take a hint, take a hint!"

"La, la, la…"

As Angel Dust walked off, Alastor roughly shoved his way between the two, giving them a death glare before he walked away to join Angel Dust.

"T-take a hint, take a hint!"

"La, la, la…"

Angel was now sitting at a different countertop, his left leg sitting on the seat next to him.

"I guess you still don't get it, so let's take it from the top."

Alastor made his way over, shoving the porn star's leg off the seat and plopping down next to him.

"You asked me what my sign is, and I told you it was "Stop.""

"And if I had a dime for every name that you just dropped."

The two leaned forward then threw their arm in the air.

"You'd be here and I'd be on a yacht! Oh!"

They separated in the crowd of demons. Going up to different ones as they sang. Both emphasizing on the unwanted attention and lyrics.

"Get your hands off my hips, or I'll punch you in the lips. Stop your staring at my... Hey! Take a hint, take a hint. No you can't buy me a drink, let me tell you what I think. I think you could use a mint. Take a hint, take a hint!"

"La, la, la…"

"T-take a hint, take a hint!"

"La, la, la…"

The two ended up meeting back together as they made their way back to the dense sinners that hit on them. Standing on the other side of the table that they were sitting at earlier.

"What about "No" don't you get?" Angel asked.

"So go and tell your friends." Alastor stated. "I'm not really-"

"Interested!" The two sang.

Angel Dust leaned against the table.

"It's about time that you're leavin'."

"I'm gonna count to three and," Alastor added.

"Open my eyes and you'll be gone!" They sang.

The two demons tried to leave but Angel Dust and Alastor ended up blocking. Each taking a step forward, and making the other two back up.

"One." Alastor began, holding up a finger.

"Get your hands off my-" Angel started.

"Two." A second finger adding with the first.

"Or I'll punch you in the-" Angel continued, making a punching motion.

"Three." Alastor finished, having the two demons pinned against the table, the deer and spider blocking their only path.

"Stop your staring at my-!" Angel glared, as he got in the demon's face.

"Hey!" They shoved their unwanted company. "Take a hint, take a hint! I am not your missing link!" They made their way back to the stage. "Let me tell you what I think. I think you could use a mint. Take a hint, take a hint!"

They cast a smug look at the demons. Hoping that they made their point. Instead the two whooped. The white blonde double pointing at them.

"That's our boys!"

Angel rolled his eyes as Alastor's smile got tense.

"Angel…"

"We played nice, let's just get the fuck out of here before these assholes decided to follow us."

"Agreed."

They ran out, grabbing Vaggie along. Why some demons couldn't take the hint was a pain in the ass.

There we have it folks! When I heard this song, I knew it had to be Angel and Alastor singing! It just made since they had to be harrassed by demons all the time. It's such a nice little song when you can't stand getting hit on by annoying men! Thank you all for reading!

Oh! And a special announcement! My birthday is on the August 8th! So the next chapter will be posted on my birthday! And it's the song that got me inspired to start this story! So be on the look out for that! See ya next time!