Alright, now for something a bit more lighthearted and funny ne? I know it's Halloween but it wouldn't be Halloween without some fun right?

ANSWERS TO REVIEWS:

Bob: Cool! Ah, I didn't play for so long on my PS3 . So sad… tell me what you played! (Come to think of it I didn't play Devil May Cry in a long while…)

Daughterofapollo12345: Ah thank you! :) Hmm…well, I can't really say that I like the Envy that's portrayed in Brotherhood, much less the one in FMA. BUT I think the creators could have done more character development on him, show his more…humane side. Because I think, like Wrath but not so much, Envy was misunderstood and that's why he also turned to the evil side and was consumed by darkness. It's the same thing in real life, people that have less than others and see the luxury some live in, they turn vile and mean, because they are unsatisfied with what they have, or rather lack and they only focus on the things they don't have, that puts them into deeper depression, just like it did with Envy after all these years. I think deep down, Envy isn't truly evil, just misunderstood. Sorry for the long review, but if we think about the people he killed. Maes Hughes, he had a loving family, Envy never had one, or rather his Father was a abusive bastard and his siblings…yeah…the Ishvalan child he killed had parents, and even if it lived in poverty it lived happily, which Envy didn't. Envy was jealous of humans because they had all these emotions and Envy could "only" feel jealousy.

Panic: Oh thanks so much! ^^ haha Like I said, it's sometimes weird when people ask me if I were a soldier (since in many others of my stories I write about Final Fantasy 7, and SOLDIER is a paramilitary institution there) because I apparently write them in a realistic way , I feel flattered either way haha. No problem, really, I get excited too (as you can see on my long list of ideas and I didn't even update it yet XD). Thanks for the compliments though you can honestly say your opinion, I know that my stories don't always end up "fantastic" or all that great (sweat drop) I'm one of those mediocre fanfic writers who try to write something decent haha :3

INFO ON CHAPTER: The movie I used here, "Walking Tall" is starred in lead role by "The Rock", I just changed his name to "Strong Arm Alchemist" because I thought it hilarious to see Alex Armstrong in a movie like that, but the movie won't be as serious, because hello it's Alex we are talking about here. And the "Scream" mask mentioned here is the very same white mask from the horror movie "Scream". ;) Hope ya all enjoy!

Enjoy everyone! (bows)

Ice Cream: A Palmtree's Best Friend

Another scream.

Another violent shiver.

Another terrifying scream and glass breaking in the background.

Another violent shiver and a quiet whimper.

"AHHH! NO! NO! PLEASE! NOT ME! YOU MONSTER!" the woman in the flat screen TV shouted frantically, eyes wide in fear as she clumsily collapsed to the ground, the killer dressed in dark robes, the scary white "Scream" mask laughing haughtily at her and the sharp knife poised high in the air, ready to strike.

The knife went down and-

"PALMTREE'S ARE UUGGLLLYY!" a deep male voice shouted out, startling Envy out of his wits.

"ARGHHHH!" Envy bolted away from the couch when a heavy weight slammed itself into it, wearing a familiar white "Scream" mask.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" a deep voice roared with laughter, Envy's heart was still beating frantically in his chest, he wrapped the soft fluffy blanket closer around himself, holding the remote up like a weapon, hands and knees shaking.

His eyes narrowed in the dark to better see just who the hell tried to give him a potentially lethal heart attack.

"GREED?!" Envy's eyes widened in shock and rage, he hauled the remote at the laughing Homunculi's head, causing it bounce off his head harmlessly with a loud metallic sound. Envy growled, damn that stupid shield of his.

"YOU FUCKING PRICK! YOU ALMOST KILLED ME WITH YOUR STUPID STUNT!" Envy roared in rage, crossing his muscular arms, the blanket falling away to reveal him in a black short sleeved muscle shirt and simple black shorts, his hair done in careful curls, curled around the pink fluffy things he found in Lena's bathroom to curl his hair into.

Greed, upon taking off the mask and noticing his brother's ridiculous appearance, started laughing wildly on the couch, sliding off it and holding his stomach on the floor, dressed in a simple shirt and jogging pants as his PJ's.

"Ya got it all on video babe?" Greed asked in between laughs and Envy whipped his head around to spot Lena, desperately trying to muffle her laughter, one hand holding a camera in place, directed at him and Greed.

"Yup! Oh this will look fantastic on Netflix!" she roared with laughter, Greed joining his girlfriend, wheezing out laugh after laugh as she jumped on the couch next to him.

Envy blinked, then he crossed his arms in anger, gritting his teeth, "Just what the hell is the meaning of this?!" he tapped his foot impatiently on the ground, right eye twitching in extreme annoyance.

Lena smiled soothingly at Envy, trying to convey it was all in good fun, he relaxed a bit, some of his anger gone at her sweet smile, but he still kept up appearances, Lena giggled and said;" Well, my dear bored boyfriend here thought it would be funny if we sneaked into our house and scared you," she grinned impishly.

Greed shot her a incredulous look, "What?! Me?! That was your idea you-mpfh!" Lena slammed her hand over his face, glaring intensely at him with a secretive smirk on her lips.

"Greed...you don't know what you're doing when you're hungry," Lena looked and smiled evilly when she spotted just what she needed, "Here, have a snickers," she shoved the piece of candy into her boyfriend's mouth.

Greed almost choked, glaring scathingly at his girlfriend, she just smiled as if this whole thing just didn't happen.

Envy just stared blankly at the two people that were obviously hit in the head on the couch, the scary movie having changed to a romantic drama or a comedy.

Unimpressed at the crying woman on TV, Lena ripped the remote from Envy's hands and started zipping through the channels, until she stopped at a movie that she obviously liked.

"Oh my god! Guys, sit down! You have to see this!" stars practically danced in her eyes, gripping Greed's muscled forearm tightly.

Greed rolled his eyes, "Here we go again,"

Confused, Envy slowly walked back to the couch, settling himself next to Lena and narrowing his eyes to see just what movie captured the woman's attention so-

Oh god no.

"Walking Tall?!" he squeaked out a surprise, eyes going wide.

Lena nodded enthusiastically, "Mhm! Mhm! With The Strong Arm Alchemist!" she squealed, stealing Envy's popcorn bowl and eating like a champ on the couch, snuggled between her boyfriend and one of her best male friends.

Lena hugged Envy close to her, ecstatic beyond belief as she saw Alex Armstrong storm inside the casino, wooden planks in hand, ready to beat up a couple of thugs. Envy flushed red, his face pressed against her breasts, he tried looking at anywhere but at her.

Greed of course, noticed this. He growled, wrapping his arms around Lena's waist and positioning her closer to him, away from Envy, who fell face first on the couch.

Envy growled in displeasure, lifting his head to give Greed the evil eye, who returned his look tenfold.

Lena was too focused on the movie to notice the boys' possessive problems, she propped her feet on the end of the table, munching happily on her popcorn.

When Greed tried taking some popcorn, she suddenly whipped her head around in his direction and actually hissed at him, hugging the bowl protectively closer to her, like a mother protecting her cubs.

Greed rolled his eyes, "Glutton," he teased, Lena stuck her tongue out at him.

"Greedy bastard," Greed rose an eyebrow at the very original insult thrown at him but Lena just ignored him, holding out the bowl to Envy so he could eat.

Envy smirked wickedly, grabbing a healthy handful of popcorn and stuffing his mouth full, flashing sharp teeth at Greed, who looked ready to murder him.

"Oh yeah! Sic em' good Alex!" Lena laughed, shouting at the TV, Alex, in the movie, flashed his trademark thumbs up and sparkles at the screen, as if he actually heard her.

Greed laughed, popping some popcorn into his mouth, Lena glared at him playfully and nuzzled her nose with his, making him grin widely. Lena giggled and shoved her hand in his face, blushing at the adoring look he shot her.

Envy grumbled in displeasure, mumbling something about being the third wheel.

Lena smiled, playfully flicking one of the curls in his hair, teasing him, "And since when did you take on curls?" she grinned.

Envy flushed, "Since I let my hair grow longer, problem?" he shot back.

Lena laughed, "Nah, it suits you, Palmtree," she giggled and Envy laughed, for the first time not minding her to call him that.

Greed just rolled his eyes and chuckled, stealing more popcorn from his girlfriend.

Envy blew his nose on a tissue loudly, wiping away at the tears he had in his eyes, "I can't believe this! Why Derek!? Why?! Why don't you love her?! Why do you have to be a stupid bad boy!?" Envy threw the second tissue box at the TV.

He shoved another spoon full of ice cream into his mouth, sobbing harder when he realized he would be getting fat after this. Envy glanced down at his rock hard muscles, pocking the hard ridges of muscle before crying louder at the realization that he would lose them if he continued eating like Gluttony.

"Ohhh why?! Why are girls such beasts?!" Envy cried harder, flinging another tissue box at the TV.

"Let me guess, heartbreak?" surprisingly it was Wrath that uttered those words, strolling into the room dressed in in his blue, long sleeved PJ's and grabbing a spoon, scooping some of the ice cream from Envy's ice cream bucket for himself.

Envy sniffed, rubbing at his nose, "Heartbreak too?" he glanced up at his youngest brother.

The tall man shrugged, "No, Selim is being a brat,"

"Now who are you calling a brat father?" Pride echoed, one eyebrow raised, his shadows opened a drawer and took out a spoon, another shadowy limb took another bucket of ice cream from the fridge. The child-like Homunculus settled himself on the couch next to his brothers, "Ugh, is this what the humans call a 'chic flic'?" he grimaced.

Envy barked, "No! It's a touching story of a bad boy and a good girl who can't be together because of stupid society!" Envy bawled again and Wrath patted his shoulder sympathetically.

Pride sighed, succumbing to his fate and watching the movie with his brothers.

Bit by bit, the rest followed, Lust dressed in a wide nightgown with a black and red checkered pattern, sitting in between Gluttony and Envy and wiping at her eyes at how handsome that bad boy looked. Greed kept mumbling how superior his looks were to the bad boy in the movie and Gluttony kept trying to eat the whole bowl of candy with Lust disapprovingly waving her finger at him and flicking his nose when he would salivate too much.

Sloth scratched his head, white beady eyes looking at the screen, pointing at it with one large finger, "Big brother Wrath," Sloth poked Wrath's arm, the older man looked down at the sitting Homunculus, even though Wrath was actually the youngest many of his brothers turned to him for advice, "Will the guy and the girl be together?"

Wrath sighed, closing his wise eyes, "Well..." Greed tried hard to muffle his laughter, grinning wickedly at Wrath's predicament.

Wrath smiled brightly and patted Sloth's head, "Of course they will be Sloth, after all, nothing can tear apart relationships or stop love from blossoming," he felt slightly out of place for uttering such words.

Greed roared with laughter, high fiving with Lust, who giggled herself, "Oh old man Wrath, marriage suits you huh? Did it make you into a softie-" the tip of a sharp fork embedded itself right beside Greed's ear in the couch, causing the Homunculus to freeze momentarily.

"Oh look Sloth! The guy got the girl!" Greed quickly pointed at the TV screen, ripping the fork out of the couch and keeping it well out of sight and reach from Wrath, discreetly giving it Gluttony to eat.

Envy sighed, licking at his ice-cream, staring at the screen, watching how the couple kissed.

Grumpily, he pulled a grimace, "Ugh, why can't I have any luck with the ladies? Though I could think of one..." An image of Lena appeared in his mind and almost immediately, Envy froze.

Robotically, his eyes swept over to Greed, who was glaring at him suspiciously.

Envy barked viciously, "What?!" Greed still glared at him.

"Just watch where your thoughts go..." still suspicious, Greed glared at him from the corner of his eye.

Envy rolled his eyes, turning his head when he felt his cheeks heating up.

He sighed, shoving another spoon of ice cream into his mouth, weeping for himself at the thought of not having a girlfriend.

Somewhere far, far away...

"ENVYYY WE LOVE YOUUU!" another woman shouted, laughing maniacally, raising the picture of Envy high in the air, a kiss mark on the side of his cheek.

"WE LOVE OUR FAVORITE PALMTREE!" was written on a big poster being held up by two fangirls.

"ENVY'S FANCLUB" was blinking in neon pink lights, some among them men, while the most were women.

"One of the biggest questions this fan club is trying to figure out about our favorite Homunculus is...is he female or male? Should the women think twice about their sexuality? Or should the men reconsider chasing skirts?" one of the reporters for the Envy Fanclub said, screaming with the large mob.

"ENVY! ENVY! ENVY!"

Back with the Homunculi

A violent shiver coursed through Envy and he scratched at the back of his head, "Odd..." he muttered, before shrugging and eating his precious ice cream.

"OH GOD DEREK WHYY?! WHY DID YOU LEAVE HER?!" Pride bawled this time, throwing the tissue box at Lust's head.

Envy 'tsked', "And he was the one that talked about "chic flics"",

"Why you! I'm just as upset as you but that doesn't mean you have to throw the box at me! Give me that damn tissue box!" Lust ripped the box from Pride's hands, wiping at her tears, upset that Derek left the girl whom she didn't care to learn the name. Derek was so hot!

Envy decided it that night.

Ice cream was his best and only friend.

Except Lena. He liked her. Maybe even more than ice cream.

Hihi I hope you guys enjoyed it! I admit I had something else originally planned for it, but it turned out like this ^^