Hello everyone! It's the favorite time of the year! Or well... for me it is. Halloween! So let's get this season with a great Halloween Song! And what's more of the season than Monster Mash?

Monster Mash is by Bobby "Boris" Pickett. All characters belong to Vivienne Medrano/Vivzipop.

I do not own the song and I do not own the characters.

So enjoy!


Chapter 12: Monster Mash

It was the Halloween season down in Hell. Everyone was preparing for the holiday. Charlie was throwing a huge event to celebrate. She had decided that the Hotel would do a Haunted House with a party at midnight to be thrown. Baxter was down in the basement, dressed as he normally was. Lights mostly off, his angler giving him light, as he mixed chemicals. Despite the basement "supposedly" off limits for the night, Niffty had managed to convince him to join in the Haunted House, as being a mad scientist and creating a "monster" coming to life.

With the Haunted House in full swing, a group of Hellborn kids and their parents made their way down to the basement where Baxter was waiting for them. He started pouring chemicals, causing a small explosion when they entered. This caused Razzle and Dazzle, who was with them, to start the music. He dramatically spun around towards the guests. He held up two vials of chemicals.

"I was working in the lab, late one night," He sat the chemicals down, jumping in shock when he pointed at a lab table not so far away. "When my eyes beheld an eerie sight!"

The onlookers gasped in sight when the white sheet stirred. As it fell off, it revealed Husk, dressed as "FrankenHusk" for the holiday. He only had two bolts "attached" to his neck. Charlie had helped him with some twine to make him look more "stitched together" look. Considering how lazy he was, this was the most simple look that he decided to do. He only agreed to join Baxter just for laying on the table for hours on end. The less work he had to do for the stupid event, the better.

"For my monster from his slab, began to rise and suddenly to my surprise,"

With the song playing, Husk started to dance. Not that it was really enthusiastic, but it was almost time for the party, so he had to get it started one way. And this was easier to start it here.

"He did the mash!" Razzle and Dazzle chorused.

"He did the monster mash," Baxter went up to Husk, acting surprised.

"The monster mash!"

"It was a graveyard smash."

"He did the mash!" The twin goats exclaimed, coping Husk's dance.

"It caught on in a flash!"

"He did the mash!"

"He did the monster mash!"

Baxter motioned to the room then to the many monitors in the corner of the room. One of the screen had Alastor, dressed as a vampire. He was sitting in his room, eating a heart. Several other slabs of meats were in front of him. If you didn't know any better, you would think that it was just randoms food disguised as actual organs. But with his reputation, everyone who knew, he was actually eating actual organs.

"From my laboratory in the castle east. To the master bedroom where the vampires feast."

The guests could see more demons coming into the hotel from the monitors.

"The ghouls all came from their humble abodes,"

He went up to Husk and placed two cables on his bolts. The cat blinked in surprise. He then gritted his teeth when the fish demon pulled down a switch. A surge of electricity went through him. Causing his fur to poof out.

"To get a jolt from my electrodes!"

He started to laugh to suddenly see Husk sharply turn to him. He gave a week chuckle as the feline growled at him. He suddenly took off running. The cat running after him, giving a string of swears and promises of bodily harm when he got his hands on him.

"They did the mash!" Razzle and Dazzle sang as they followed Baxter.

"They did the monster mash!" Baxter exclaimed as Husk chased him up the stairs.

"The monster mash!"

"It was a graveyard smash!" He yelped, as he burst through the basement door.

"They did the mash!"

"It caught on in a flash!"

"They did the mash!"

"They did the monster mash!" He made his way to the lobby, where more guests were coming in. He saw a group of Hellborn teens dressed as zombies. "The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun."

Crymini was dressed as a Werewolf. He ducked behind a guest dressed as Dracula and a younger child, their son he assumed, dressed the same as well.

"The guests included Wolfman, Dracula, and his son!"

Everyone was having fun. Eating snacks, drinking punch and alcohol. Music was playing. Some were dancing, while others were just hanging out and chatting. Baxter continued making his way through the crowd, doing everything he could to avoid the hotel's bartender.

"The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds,"

Angel Dust was dressed as a sexy police officer. He had Fat Nuggets dressed as a police dog to compliment his look. Vaggie and Charlie were doing a couples costume. Vaggie was as a reaper with chains draped over her and Charlie was dressed like Cerberus, her guard dog.

"Vaggie on chains, backed by her baying hounds."

He ducked behind the front desk when he saw Husk among the crowd. He noticed the poster of the band that was coming to the Hotel, later in the evening.

"The coffin-bangers were about to arrive with their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five,'"

"They played the mash!"

"They played the monster mash."

"The monster mash!"

Baxter peeked out, seeing the flume of the cat's tail disappear into the crowd. He let out a breath of relief.

"It was a graveyard smash,"

"They played the mash!"

"It caught on in a flash."

"They played the mash!"

"They played the monster mash,"

Baxter crawled out in time to see Alastor making a dramatic entrance. Rising from the coffin table. It was honestly terrifying how he just lifted up like a pop-up book. His eyes snapped open. Glowing eerily. His smile was a bit tensed.

"Out from his coffin', Al's voice did ring. Seems he was troubled by just one thing. He opened the lid and shook his fist and said,"

"Whatever happened to my Transylvania Twist?'

The Radio Demon blinked in surprise, quickly covering his mouth in shock. Apparently his frequencies got mixed up with the music playing in the hotel.

"It's now the mash!" Razzle and Dazzle explained, flying around the Overlord.

"It's now the monster mash."

"The monster mash!"

"It was graveyard smash!" Baxter went over to the snack table, subtly looking around for Husk.

"It's now the mash!"

"It caught on in a flash."

"It's now the mash!"

"It's now the monster mash!"

The Angler-fish demon looked around the full lobby. The many demons enjoying the band that was playing, the treats and food that were being served. He even saw Alastor dancing in front of the band playing. Dancing with his friend Mimzy, who was dressed as a vampire herself. Either the two of them planned it, or she found out what Alastor was wearing and decided to do it as well.

"Now everything's cool, Al's a part of the band. And my Monster Mash is the hit of the land," He turned to see Husk coming back around, still looking for him. He ducked underneath the table. "For you, the living this mash was meant too."

He crawled his way back down to his room. Hopefully once he got there, Husk would end up forgetting about what he did as the night continued.

"When you get to my door, tell them Baxter sent you!"

"Then you can mash!"

"Then you can monster mash."

"The monster mash!"

As he was crawling he ended up getting spotted by the feline demon.

"BAXTER!"

"And do my graveyard smash!" The scientist yelped, taking off running.

"Then you can mash!"

"You'll catch on in a flash!"

"You bet I'll catch you, you fucker!"

"Then you can mash!" Razzle and Dazzle giggled as they watched the chase.

"Then you can monster mash!"

Baxter kept running, dodging, and ducking as he ran from the feline.

"Get back here you little piece of shit! Shock me with actual electricity will you!?"

"It was just suppose to be a little harmless jolt!"

"Harmless jolt my ass, fish-face!"

Everyone was watching in curiosity, confusion or amusement as they watched the cat pursue the fish. Some actually made jokes that Husk was probably going to eat him. Charlie had went after them, hoping to defuse the situation. Everyone had to admit. The Hotel's first Halloween was certainly entertaining. One way or another.


Happy Halloween everyone! Thanks for reading and don't forget to review!