I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN IT! I swear I haven't forgotten any of my other stories either! Okay? I have so many ideas and I want to get them out and then I have work, and other IRL issues, I'm getting to them! I swear! All of your requests too! I haven't forgotten anything! I'll get them! I swear!

This is what happens with you're an INFP personality, people! You have so many creative ideas (for me it's fanfics) and you just want to get them out! And then it snowballs into a chaotic mess but you refuse to abandon all your other works because of inspiration/obsession can hit you at any moment! That's the boat I am in! I WON'T FORGET YOU MY FAITHFUL READERS! EVER!

Okay... I'm glad I got that out there. Now, with so many requests, updating my other stories, I have a lot of my plate! Also, some songs I see with multiple other ships, so to let you guys know, I will put a Part Number right next to the song! Are we all good? Do we have an understanding? Great!

I love Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog! It's a great little video! I highly recommend it! I do not own the song Freeze Ray/Laundry Day, or do I own the Hazbin Hotel Characters!

Pairing: Sir Pentious/Arackinss

Chapter 15: Freeze Ray (Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog)

It was an average day in the life of the great Sir Pentious. He had managed to finish his new invention. A Freeze Ray. He couldn't wait to test it out. But first thing, first. He had a list of errands to run. And one of those errands that it was laundry day. Normally he would do laundry at his mansion. But one day, his washer and dryer ended up breaking. On that day, he went to the laundromat and he ended up running into a small spider that he became fascinated by.

The spider's name was Arackniss. He was a small, standing just at five feet, while most demons stood at at least six feet or taller. He knew the spider from working with his father, Henroin. The Mafia Boss ordering products from him. He never officially spoken to him, being as Arackniss was normally sent on jobs, or just stood next to his father's side silently watching them interact. Ever since he laid eyes on him, he's been enamored by the little mobster. So despite his washer and dryer being fixed, he continued going to the laundromat just to be able to see him. They haven't spoken yet, but he was hoping that one day he could gather the courage to do so.

He made his way over to one of the machines and started loading his laundry in. Arackniss was right across from him. The spider was leaning against the machine as he lazily went through his phone. Once he had the machine started, he watched the man of his desire. He just couldn't help it. He was so fascinating.

"Laundry day. See you there."

All around them clothes were either being washed or drying.

"Under things tumbling."

He looked away, feeling a bit embarrassed. He glanced back over the ebony spider, fixating on his hair. It just looked so soft.

"Wanna say "Love your hair"." He started to say something but his nerves got to him "Here I go."

Nope. It was all a jumbled mess. And the spider didn't even seem to hear him. Shit.

"Mumbling..." He frowned.

He reached into his bag and pulled out a hand-held ray gun.

"With my freeze ray I will stop the world."

He shot the gun. Instantly, everything around him froze. He put it back up as he made his way over to the smaller demon.

"With my freeze ray I will..."

He cupped the spider's face. Lost in his multiple eight eyes.

"Find the time to find the words to tell you how..."

He could feel himself starting to sweat. Suddenly nervous as he continued to build up the courage to "speak" to the spider.

"How you make," He gulped. "Make me feel...What's the phrase?"

He turned away, clutching his hands together.

"Like a fool," He stuck his tongue out as he acted like he was sick. "Kinda sick, special needs,"

He turned back towards the little spider.

"Anyways," He placed his hand under Arackniss' chin. "With my freeze ray I will stop the pain."

He frowned as he thought of his rival, Cherri Bomb. The disrespectful girl that constantly thwarted his plans and mocked him. Oh how he hated her! He had recently started blogging on his updates for his inventions in order to be "up-to-date" and "make a connection" to all the other Sinners online and to let his "fans" know what he was doing.

"It's not a death ray or an ice beam. That's all Cherri, you hoe,"

The anarchist had been making posts getting his invention's intentions wrong and it was driving him mad! He had made it clear what is and what it was going to do! But nope! The insufferable girl still continued to leave comments disregarding his work! Well he was going to show her!

"I just think you need time to know,"

He had the fantasy of him holding Arackniss in his arms. The spider finally returning his feelings. All eight of his eyes shining with amazement at him. Finally allowing himself to listen to his heart.

"That I'm the guy to make it real. The feelings you don't dare to feel. I'll bend the world to our will,"

He and Arackniss kissed. The world finally coming together for them.

"And we'll make time stand still!"

He smiled lovingly at the little spider as his fantasy faded. He ran his through the spider's hair. Giggling at how soft it really was. He made his way back over to where he was standing earlier. He rest his hands in his hands as he continued to stare adoringly at the small mobster.

"That's the plan."

He got another image of him and Arackniss standing side by side dressed in expensive and royal clothing.

"Rule the world.You and me, any day. Love your hair."

"What?" Arackniss asked.

He wasn't fully aware of what the snake was saying as he was too focused on his own hellhole of a life. Realizing what he just said, and that his invention had wore off, the Victorian snake immediately started backpedaling. Hoping to save face.

"No - I-I... love the... air!" Sir Pentious chuckled awkwardly, motioning the air around them.

The small arachnid raise a brow at him but didn't bother making another comment. He just went back to his phone. Pentious let out a sigh of relief. Mentally face-palming himself for what he just did.

"Anyway with my freeze ray I will stop-"

"Hey Snake."

Sir Pentious blinked up at him. He could feel his heart beating frantically as his secret crush looked at him.

"You're... Sir Pentious, right?" He asked.

The snake nodded. He was being noticed! Arackniss was noticing him! After all this time! The spider didn't speak for a moment.

"So uh... since we end up comin' here at the same time..." He rubbed the back of his neck. "I.. think it would be a good idea if ya could update me on the progress when we see each other? When yer doing jobs fer the Family."

"O-Of course!"

Arackniss grunted. Seeing that his clothes was done, he started putting them in his basket. He turned his attention back to the snake.

"I'll uh... see you next time."

Sir Pentious watched him walk out. Once he was gone, he did a small fist pump. Yes! He noticed him! He finally noticed him and they were now officially on speaking terms! He couldn't wait until next time! His efforts had paid off! And it was all thanks to his Egg Bois screwing up the washing machine! In time, he and Arackniss would hopefully start dating, and with the help of his Freeze Ray, he'll take over all of Hell! Laundry Day was the best!

When I listened to this song I knew that it was perfect for Sir Pentious. And PentNiss is my OTP so I had to use them for this! Sir Pentious makes the perfect Dr. Horrible and Arackniss, while not hopeful like Penny, was just too good to not use for this song!

Thank you everyone for tuning into this chapter! I promise I WILL get to all your recommendations! Until next time!