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Lily: Aw thanks! I thought the ending was too cheesy! :3
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The Interview with Lena
Q: Why do you love your children?
Lena smiled and giggled, "Do I need a reason to love them? I think the best reason parents can have to love their children is no reason at all," she laughed again at the dumbfounded look on the reporters face.
Q: Why do you love your husband?
Lena smirked mischievously, "Oh...uhh...can I skip that question?" The reported blinked in confusion and mild shock.
"Um...I am sorry but you will need to answer every question in order to continue," he nervously readjusted his tie.
Lena rolled her eyes, "Because he has food," she said simply, calmly observing how both Greed and the reporter fell to the ground in shock.
Q: When was the first time you met your husband?
Lena:" Oh, that was a while back. Um...well on our first meeting he wanted to kidnap a girl from Xing who knew Alkahestry. I was pissed at him for trying that so I wanted to beat him up," she smiled sweetly, the reporter ordered his third cup of strong coffee.
Q: So, Edward Elric is your friend?
Lena smiled, "Yeah he is, Ed and I know each-other for quite some time as well as his brother Al. They are one of my best friends,"
Q: What do you do in order to make your husband happy?
Lena snorted, "I give him food...and uhh...Oh yeah, I guess I kiss him from time to time too," she grinned broadly, amused at Greed's half amused, half shocked expression. She winked at him.
Q: How comes you wield a old weapon such as the Hsu Quandao?
Lena:" Finally some interesting questions! Ahem, right, well I prefer swords and spears instead of guns and other firearms to be honest. Also, the Quandao has a weight attached at its end, the blade, sometimes a counterweight is added as a balance but I bought the one without a extra weight so that I can train better. I like how it feels in my hands and I can maneuver easier with it, also, you don't have to engage your enemies in close combat if you aren't a close range fighter, so you always keep a safe distance away. And...it hurts pretty damn bad if you hit somebody on the head with it." The wide grin on her face caused the reporter to sweat.
Q: What would you say, what would your husband's browser history look like?
Lena grinned and snorted, crossing her arms, counting off on her fingers, "Ah, his browser history...let's see..."sexy and I know it", "how to find out how hot you are", "where to get coupons and save up money", "badass names for my daughter", "female form of the name 'Greed'", "how to be a good husband", "how to murder your friend without going to jail", "how to hide the dead body", "how to kick someone's ass all the way back to Xing", "alchemical formulas to harden carbon", "hottest couple of the year in Amestris", "Lena & Greed – hottest couple of the year" oh and I guess "partner look Xingese clothes".
Q: Tell me something about the relationship with your parents.
Lena faltered for a moment, not expecting that question, "Oh, my parents huh...well...my dad lives near Resembool actually, on the other side of the town, we used to have a decently sized farm until we moved a couple of times and lastly he returned to living there in the old house. My dad's really kind and nice, we used to go hiking in the woods often when I was a child, he would also teach me how to wield a few weapons before I left on my journey in case I encounter some trouble, it was him who gifted me the Quandao in the first place." A fond look grew on Lena's face and Greed smiled.
Q: Ah, I see. What about your mother?
Lena tensed and Greed noticed the notion immediately, "My mother huh? Uh...well," she scratched her cheek, "Many people say I inherited my traits from my father, I don't know my mother that well, since she left us when I was fairly young. But I remember she never approved when I said I would like to explore the world someday and learn alchemy like those other famous alchemists, I had been...eight at that time? Something like that. Dad used to secretly buy me alchemy books and I secretly studied in the shed or sat below the willow when the days were warm. My mother left dad for some high upperclassman, a nobleman of some sort, she said something about finally being able living the life of luxury she always wanted."
Q: Are you angry with your mother for leaving you?
The young woman smiled dryly, shaking her head, "Angry? Nah, not really, at least I never thought about it too much, I had my own stuff to do you know? Exploring new places, making friends, learning languages...etc. I didn't have the time nor the interest to think about her. Though I did meet her once while I was traveling, it was in Leore I think. She was at the bar chatting with some man, she didn't seem to recognize me, but after I finished off some thieves that tried to steal from me with my Quandao, she seemed to recognize dad's techniques. She approached me and asked me if I were her daughter," Lena giggled, "I remember how I snorted as loud as I could and told her I were none other than my father's daughter. Then I left," she grinned, "I don't bear a grudge, that's not my thing really. She never said she despised us, just that she took the wrong turn in life, but she never said she regretted that 'wrong turn'. I can't say I love her but I also can't say I despise her," Greed rubbed her shoulder, glaring daggers at the reporter who seemed deathly afraid of him.
Q: R-right, next question! It's well known that you are closely acquainted with the Emperor of Xing and his wife?
Lena smiled, "Mhm, I sure am! Everyone is like a big, at times dysfunctional but happy family. I met Ling after he had gotten separated by Greed, he was pretty funny because I used to think he had an aversion towards using doors," Greed crossed his arms and laughed, "Yeah...but I really liked him since his aim to become Emperor wasn't to take over the world," she looked at Greed, who looked away sheepishly, "But to protect his people and bring order in his country, like annulling the concubine system. I heard it came with much protest, but Lan Fan had taken care of that. She's a really good friend and I kept teasing them before they were together that I would lock them up in a room and they should make babies," Lena grinned wickedly, Greed scooted away a bit and shook his head at the reporter.
Q: Alright, this is the last question for today. If you had the chance to go back in time, would you change anything? And if yes, what?
Lena blinked in surprise, before she burst out laughing, "You know...you just breached an important alchemy rule. Time travelling is impossible, it defies any and all laws of alchemy. If you do dare to break one of alchemy's sacred laws, are you prepared to face the wrath of Truth?"
Reporter: "T-Truth?" he blinked, fear creeping into his bones.
The spear wielder grinned widely, darkly, "Yeah, my old buddy Truth. But you know what they saw, anyone who meets Truth suffers the direst of consequences." She moved closer to the reporter, the room suddenly growing dark and cold, "You could lose...all your internal organs," she poked the reporter in his belly, who jumped and squeaked in fear, "He may take one of your limbs...an arm, a leg...maybe even your head," she made a show of strangling herself, "Or maybe..." her eyes darkened, "He would take your heart and devour it before you-"
Reporter:" GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE! ARGHHH!" the man never ran as fast in his life as he did then, breaking the door off its hinges and leaving a comically dusty trail in his wake as he ran for dear life back to town.
Lena stepped over the splinters that remained of the door and looked after the runaway reporter with an amused grin, she looked up, "Sorry there Truth, you ain't so bad though," she made a fist her hand and fist bumped the air, as if literally giving Truth the so called 'brofist'. Greed shook his head.
"Greed honey, the door is broken again," Greed groaned in exasperation.
Oh yeah, Lena loved her life as it is now.
A bit of randomness ^^ If you have any questions for ANY characters of FMA Brotherhood though, feel free to write them down and I'll write another chapter similar to this one! :)