I'm back! :D hihi Here are the questions and answers and then closely after follows Part 2 of A Gift to You! ;) HAPPY NEW YEAR PEEEOOPPPLEE! :D :D :)
QUESTION: Would you guys like for me to write something similar to "Actor on Actor" but incorporating the characters of FMA? Like "Character on Character"? With different pairs and everything, I'll mention other chars too! (like Bradley, Homunculi, Armstrong, how the Ishvalans feel about the State Military...etc.)
ANSWERS TO REVIEWS:
Jadasimone16: haha Don't worry, I planned on including a funny mistletoe scene in the next part! ;)
Lily: haha thanks xd Oh really? I hope your eyes are better after those drops! :)
Bob: (grins) Happy new year to you too! :3
Penguin20: That's nice! I hope you all enjoyed it :D
OtakuGirl: (blushes and hides face) T-thanks! :3 haha I try being half decent at least! (scratches head)
Emma: hihi right? My personal favorite where I had to laugh myself was the last line from Greed ^^ The saleswoman asks him seriously:"What's the name of your dog?" and then Greed comes with that grin of his:" Piss-ant," it sounded funnier in my head anyway haha ;)
Daughterofapollo12345: Thanks a lot! ^_^ Oho, well you're close about Ed ;) haha I think I made it a bit too obvious though xd
Guest: Hi there! :) haha They are one of my OTPs too! :3 Oh uh, do you mind maybe making up a username? Sorry if I'm asking too much, I just think it's too impersonal on my side to just call you "guest" (sweat drop)
Pouda-P: Hihi it will only get better! ;)
GrumpyCatWriter101: (snickers) Mhmm! Oh yeah, I've got a few surprises for them later :D
Enjoy!
BTW: I changed the Roy Mustang rap song a little but just like one sentence because I didn't really feel too creative! Hope nobody minds! ^^
Questions for the Cast
Reporter: "Hello ladies and gentleman! Today we will have an interview with our lovable heroes! The first question is for Edward Elric!" the reporter grinned broadly.
Edward: "Uh, hi there." He scratched the back of his neck awkwardly.
Reporter: "Right, so the first question is how tall are you now?" he grinned cheekily.
Edward: "TALLER THAN YOU THAT'S FOR SURE!" he hollered, steam coming out of his nose like a raging bull as he tried to calm down and not strangle the beaming man before him.
Reporter: "Hey, hey, hey, don't kill the messenger!" he grinned brightly holding his hands up in a peace offering. Alright! The next question is for...Roy Mustang! Oh and it's a funny one too! After all, the best comes first!"
Ed looked at Winry and whispered into her ear:" Uh, isn't it 'the best comes last?'" the blonde mechanic shrugged.
Roy: "Ah, yes of course, I bet my fans have earnestly waited for my arrival!" stars danced in his eyes as he fought the manly tears from spilling down his cheeks, Riza just shook her head.
Reporter: "Right, right, so the first question is what would you do if Ed was your boss for a day?" the man with sunglasses bit his lip, grinning like a Cheshire cat.
Roy froze as stiff as a board, a shadow covered his eyes, "Lieutenant..." his voice was dark as he whispered the single word.
Riza nodded, "Understood sir," she suddenly took out her gun and pointed it at the reporter, "Anymore questions sir?"
Reporter: "I-uh, now wait a minute, I-I have a license for this! I got permission from the court!" he waved a letter in his hands, which read in large bold letters "Letter of permission!" at the top of the page.
Roy: "Well...I would go to jail, I presume," he rubbed his chin calmly.
The reported guffawed at his calm demeanor and the nature of his answer, "W-why?"
Roy: "Because I killed my superior," Ed's eyes nearly bulged out of his head hearing this.
Ed: "Hey! I could say the same thing to you flame brain! But at least I don't kill old people!"
Roy's eye twitched, his hands turning cartoonishly small as he mysteriously grew sharp, dinosaur-like teeth, "What did you say?!"
Ed:" You heard me Mustang!"
Before a fight could break out in the middle of a interview, the reported cleared his throat as loud as he could and turned his gaze to another male in the room, "Ah! Mr. Greed! Tell us something about yourself," the reporter smiled.
Greed: "I'm Greed and I don't want to be here," he crossed his arms stubbornly, Lena sighed and rolled her eyes, that caught the reporter's attention.
Reporter: "And what about your lady friend?" he wiggled his eyebrows and that pissed Greed off.
Greed: "She ain't no lady! She's the one who dragged me here in the first place!" he huffed when Lena nudged him in the ribs, a bit harder than usual, "We could have socialized at home alone but no...I had to be in this stupid interview,"
Lena: "H-hey! Stop making such indecent jokes in front of the camera! And I am a lady! ...Sometimes anyway..." she hit her boyfriend's bicep.
Greed: "Wait, there's a camera?!" he whipped his head around in all directions, before spotting the rather large stationary camera right next to the reporter, who face palmed. Greed scratched the back of his neck, "Sorry..."
Reporter: "Uh, right, next question is for Edward again! Ahem, are you thinking of having anymore kids than you already do?" he rose an eyebrow.
Ed: He was blushing a bit and adjusting his collar, "Uh, well, I-I," his face exploded when Winry latched onto his arm suddenly with a grin and a wink, "We're thinking about it but I think one or two more wouldn't hurt too much!" when the reporter looked at Ed the poor man was out cold, a thin trail of blood running down his nose.
Reporter: "Ah, now that's the stuff that makes the fans go wild!" he winked and looked at his paper again, "Now, for the next question! This one's to Alphonse!" he grinned wolfishly at the younger brother.
Alphonse: "Y-yes?" he asked shyly, somewhat conscious of the camera zooming in on him.
Reporter: "How many cats could you carry in your armor?!" he laughed, excited.
Alphonse: "Oh! That's easy! I could've carried up to 20 cats when brother wasn't looking!" he smiled sheepishly.
Ed: "What?!"
Reporter: "Ohoo niiice! Anyway, the next question is for Mr. Mustang again!"
Roy looked at the energetic reporter suspiciously, distrust written all over his face.
Reporter: "Can you sing the rap song?" for a moment at Roy's murderous look, the reporter thought he would burn him alive or his wife would shoot him to death but he was caught off guard.
Roy cleared his throat before he did something nobody in that room expected, he started rapping, "Ooohh snap snap, spark spark, it's time to light up the diggy diggy dark," everyone stared at him with wide open eyes as he jumped on his chair, Riza clapping to the beat beside him, not at all looking surprised.
Roy grinned, "I'm the flame alchemist and I'm gonna be Führer! My beats are hot and my rhymes are purer! I like the ladies in the miniskirts and I look sexy without my fancy shirts!" suddenly Ed shoved Roy off his chair and took his place on it, Winry started clapping to a different tune, oh no... "Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I work out. When I walk in the spot, yeah, this is what I see, ok, everybody stops and they staring at me. I got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to sh-ooohhhww!" Ed was cleanly knocked off the chair by none other than Greed, whose hands were on his half done belt.
"Oh no you fucking don't!" Lena jumped on top of Greed and prevented him from ripping off his pants, "You're sexy to me but there are other ladies present!" she punched him on the head, dragging him back to his seat.
Reporter: "Um...o-ok, l-l-let's c-continue now, shall we?" he cleared his throat and adjusted the collar of his shirt nervously, eyes frantically looking over the questions on his list, "R-r-right, M-Mr. Elric, would you drink milk if it meant using alchemy again?" he nervously tapped his pencil against his list.
Ed: Slowly, Ed got up from the floor and went back to his seat, adjusting his pants, "Ahem...I absolutely refuse drinking the seed of Satan to spawn even more evil creatures like-" Winry sharply elbowed his side and hissed:" Edward!" The former alchemist frowned, resting his chin on his hand, he sighed heavily, "No...I wouldn't...because..." he looked at Winry, he sighed again, "...because I simply don't like milk," he smiled tightly.
The reporter finished his second glass of scotch.
Reporter: "A-a-alright everyone! We are almost done! Ah! There's a question for Wrath or uh, Mr. Bradley, sir!" he saluted briefly to the tall, intimidating man in uniform.
Greed looked to his right and almost jumped in his seat from shock, "W-what the hell?! Since when did you get here?!" he hissed like a territorial cat at his sibling, who was as calm and friendly as ever.
Bradley: "Hello everyone, it's good to be back." He smiled pleasantly.
Reporter: "So, the question is; have you truly stayed loyal to Father all this time and if not, when was the time you realized you wanted to rebel against him?" he looked curious as did the rest of the group who leaned in, interested to hear the answer.
Bradley: "Ah, a worthy question indeed. Let's see, after having survived the experiment it happened...about six years later when I met Mrs. Bradley, my wife." He smiled at the memory, "I admit, I have remained loyal to Father and the rest of the Homunculi at first, but after getting to know Mrs. Bradley, I've quickly changed my mind. I knew Father would have tried to eliminate her, since she wasn't a sacrifice and had no meaning in his plans. I kept our relationship a secret until he found out one day, he deemed her worthy enough to stay since I promised to follow through orders in exchange for her safety," he cleared his throat.
Silence ensued briefly, before there were many "awws" coming from the girls, Ling and the reporter. Greed crossed his arms and scoffed, muttering under his breath, "Tch, cheesy asshole," Lena slammed her elbow against him to shut him up.
Reporter: "T-that was...that was very nice, thank you sir," he wiped his tears away with a tissue, blowing his nose quickly before he turned toward the camera, "A-alright folks! This would be it for the first interview! We would love to hear if you have any more questions for our cast to answer!"
Greed: "Wait, first interview?! There will be more?!" Greed hollered before Lena growled and grabbed his ear roughly, making him yelp in pain.
Yeah...this was pure randomness XD BUT please feel free to write more questions! I would love to hear them! Any questions directed to ANY character in FMA Brotherhood! :)