Coduss: This is pure Naru/Hina, no harems. I am personally not a fan of those, the story has to be amazing for me to even read them.

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A Difference Between Lazy and Hell! Improvement does not go unnoticed.

Naruto groaned as Kakashi told him to run another lap while he wasn't even looking at him. The man was not even paying attention to Naruto or his training. He was more into his smut, which Naruto believed was called Icha-Icha. From what Naruto could deduce from the cover it was a book about something that he had not learned in class yet. He would have to check up human biology with the old man, as he saw that the man and woman on the cover seemed to be doing weird things and wearing very revealing clothing, and most importantly they were connected at the hip.

However, Naruto had more important things to think on, like what Anko was doing. She had left saying that she was preparing his "Training of Hell," supposedly. He highly doubted it could be training from hell, however from the way Kakashi paled and the way Anko grinned, he was starting to doubt that. No sane person who knew Anko would not blame him.

Naruto continued to run his fiftieth, sixtieth, seventieth lap? Naruto could not remember. He had been running so much his legs burned and he would kill to do anything, ANYTHING, other than what he was doing right now. He looked back at Kakashi, who somehow knew he was finished and waved his hand at Naruto, signalling him to do another lap. Naruto groaned until a kunai flew by his cheek, shallowly cutting it.

However, if he was shocked then he was even more surprised when he felt a rather large, although large didn't even begin to describe it, chest press onto his back and a tongue lick his bloody cheek, which was already healing. He turned to see Anko grinning at him. He shivered. That grin sent shivers down his spine.

"A-Anko-sensei," He asked quite nervous.

"Hey gaki! Time to meet my training from hell, then back to Kakashi and then you get to hit the sack, but until then it's training time, follow me."

Naruto nodded and followed Anko. She headed quite the distance, before she landed upon a gate with a sign on it that said, "Danger! The Forest of Death!" Naruto backed up slightly when he saw it.

"So gaki, first off welcome to my home, or dubbed by us, 'The Forest of Death,' or dubbed by the people who have died in here, 'That Crazy Bitches Home,' their thoughts of course. Now, thus place is just awesome. Despite the dull metallic fence that surrounds it to keep the many dangerous lurking within contained, there is a river in the forest. However, the most important thing is the radius of the forest. It's about ten kilometers. You may ask why this is the most important, well that's because you're going to running it, while dodging attacks from me, and all the giant tigers, leeches, bears and other criters that lurk in this forest, isn't that fun?"

"I can agree to the people that called you 'That Crazy Bitch,'" Naruto mumbled, however Anko heard him.

She drew a kunai and began leaking killing intent. In all reality she was not angry, she knew he was just complaining, but it was to much fun to tease him.

"What was that brat," she whispered lowly.

Naruto backed up slowly, very slowly.

"Nothing, Anko-sensei!" He shouted out.

She smiled. "Good, now get going!"

As soon as Naruto took off Anko was at his heels, purposely going slower than him.

'He's rather fast for a small little brat,' She thought as she kicked him into the forest. "Stop trying to cheat gaki!"

"But you didn't even tell me where the entrance was," Naruto grumbled before he lunged to his right.

A giant tiger stood there, saliva dripping from its mouth and fangs and a look of desperation in its eyes.

"Great, a wild, starving, giant tiger. It would be my luck."

He had to roll to the side to dodge some kunai that were thrown at him by Anko before he stood up and sprinted off into the forest, followed by Anko and the tiger. He jumped over a fallen tree branch to see a giant centipede next to it, and from the looks of it just woke up.

'Shit!'

The centipede lunged towards Naruto, apparently hungry after it's nap. Naruto rolled into a ball in midair and landed on its back before drawing a kunai. He slammed the kunai into it's back before he jumped over its dead corpse and continued his running. He continued to run before the giant tiger appeared in front of him again and he knew, he just knew that Anko was behind him, preparing kunai. The tiger lunged just as Naruto ducked. The tiger flew over him and Naruto used the kunai he used to kill the centipede and stab it into the tigers gut, causing it to gurgle out blood as it's gut was pierced. Blood flowed from the wound as it did from the tigers mouth. Naruto groaned and left the kunai there, looking at his now bloody clothes.

'These are my only pair,' He thought before he used the tigers body to shield himself from a barrage of shuriken and kunai. 'Crazy bitch.'

Naruto threw the corpse of a tiger away before taking off running again. He had done this for a little over an hour before he was told to stop by Anko.

"Y-y-y-you crazy b-bitch," Naruto said trying to catch his breath.

"Aw, I love you too gaki," she said before she rubbed his cheek with hers affectionately. She then proceeded to grab both of his arms and force him to hang on to a tree.

"Kuchiyose no Jutsu (Summoning Technique)," Anko said after she bit her hand, drawing blood, and flowed through the hand seals: Boar, Dog, Bird, Monkey, and finally, Ram. A small, yet intricate seal appeared on the ground below her hand before a puff of smoke appeared from it. When the smoke cleared there were two snakes where the seal once was.

"You called us, Lady Anko," the snakes asked.

Naruto was immediately fearing for his life. Snakes that could talk. That was not a good sign.

"Yes. Ariko, Manabe, I want you to try and eat that boy over there," she said pointing at Naruto. "If he tries to slack off feel free, otherwise just scare him."

The snakes nodded and coiled around Naruto.

"I want 300 pull-ups brat, GET GOING!"

"These snakes won't eat me, you don't have the guts," Naruto roared back at her.

Anko smiled sadistically while Kakashi appeared next to her.

"Trust me Naruto she does, she has no problem with it."

From the seriousness in Kakashi's tone of voice Naruto got to work. He knew the man was rarely serious, at least he had been told so by Anko during their little death chase. He was mainly a lazy bastard, however he was a strong lazy bastard, although Anko thought it was just a guise.

Naruto however began to pull-ups anyways as the snakes playfully bit the air near his shoes, worrying him greatly. However the entire time he was shouting one thing, "YOU CRAZY BITCH!"

XxX

Hinata Hyuga looked at her father, Hiashi Hyuga, with more than a little surprise in her eyes. Hiashi had long, black hair and featureless white eyes that were very similar to his daughters, Hinata Hyuga. He wore a very traditional, loose fitting robe with a long-sleeved brown haori.

He was usually very stoic and disappointed in Hinata which was why she was surprised. He was actually smiling at her, which was something he rarely did. He had been ready to give up on her and only train her younger sister, who actually showed promise, however she had actually managed to do much better than usual during their spars, well not spars more like one-sided beat downs.

"Hinata, have you been practicing alone," he asked, smiling down at his daughter.

"Yes f-f-father, s-s-s-someone has been h-h-helping m-me," she responded to her father.

Hiashi frowned at this. While he was in no way against a Hyuga helping a Hyuga, as long as they were within their boundaries, the way she said it made him think it was someone who was not in the Hyuga clan. He also knew that few of the Hyuga approved of Hinata. She was to kind for battle and did not like to harm others. She was the perfect image of a regular commoner girl. However, she was the closest thing to royalty in this village, if you didn't count the Senju or even the Uchiha and Uzumaki, however few people knew how important the Uzumaki were to the creation of Konohagakure no Sato. In fact, he didn't know much himself. He only knew what Tsunade had told him from her father, grandfather, and granduncle.

"Well then Hinata," Hiashi began. "I think it is only right for this person to meet me, the father of yourself, and greet them personally." However, Hiashi was thinking on a different basis than what he had said. 'I will allow them to continue to help Hinata as she is growing with their help, however once she has reached her peak I shall cut them off permanently. She does not need to have outside ties, it may effect her in her rule over the Hyuga, if she makes it that is.'

"Y-yes father."

'Naruto-kun,' Hinata thought worriedly.

XxX

Naruto groaned as Kakashi told him to do another lap around the training zone. He had finished his training session with Anko, and he was dead beat tired after that, however Kakashi did not seem to care and continued to push him just as hard, if not harder, with his normal lazy expression. As Naruto finished his lap Kakashi smiled internally.

'He has the stamina of both Kushina-sensei and Minato-sensei.'

"Okay, enough of physical training, I want you to read your fuinjutsu and work on that for the last hour of training you have with me before resting. Remember, tomorrow you have our workouts and your own, so get a good nights sleep, bye," Kakashi said before he disappeared in a Shunshin no Jutsu (Body Flicker Technique) to leave the area.

'I can't get a good nights rest as it's around what, ten o'clock. You and Anko kept me up all day. And I really wanna learn that jutsu.' Naruto thought before he sat down and began to read.

XxX

Naruto groaned as he slammed his head down on the desk. He was back at the Academy, and boy was he tired. Not only had he staid up past ten to read his fuinjutsu book, but he also had to wash his clothes, which took a long time. He didn't actually get to sleep until 12. Not to mention he had to wake up at like six to do his morning workout before coming here. All-in-all, he was exhausted and did not want to go to school today. However, he knew he had to. Future Hokages should not complain after all.

He groaned again as Iruka began to lecture him about staying up to late. He was not really paying attention, just watching the mans mouth move. Surprisingly he could read his lips, however what he was saying annoyed Naruto so he just dozed off until Iruka asked Naruto if he understood.

"Yeah yeah Iruka-sensei," Naruto responded in a tired and nonchalant manner that made it obvious that he hadn't listened to a single thing the man had said.

Iruka frowned but realized there was nothing he could do. You can't change the past after all. If you could he would have already done so.

Naruto kept on feeling sleepy that entire class until Hinata tapped him on the shoulder.

"Naruto-kun," she said looking at him shyly, but intently.

"Yeah, Hina-chan?" he responded.

"M-m-my father wants t-t-to meet you," she whispered.

That took Naruto a while to process. Her father, the head of the Hyuga clan, which could be considered royalty in the village, wanted to see what people like them would consider orphan trash. It was undoubtedly surprising, and any regular orphan would cheer at the chance to do so, however Naruto was no regular orphan. He knew there were strings attached and knew that he would have to act professional around this clan head to look like a good influence on Hinata. However, just because he wanted to make a good impression of himself didn't mean he could not get under his skin...to much.

Naruto was just laughing at all the possibilities. Maybe it was time to restart his pranking career? He decided not to, prank the Hyuga's anyway. That would not be good, to have people that could see through walls and had 360 degree vision trying to kill him. He would not last the night. At least, not yet, but he would get strong enough so he could do just that.

Naruto turned back to Hinata, his trademark grin on his face as he looked at her. "Sure, Hina-chan."

"Naruto Uzumaki, Hinata Hyuga, stop talking!" Iruka roared glaring at them.

"I'll take the punishment for both Hina-chan and myself, Iruka-sensei," Naruto said.

Iruka blinked at that. He didn't know if he could allow it. On one hand, if he did and didn't let other kids do it it would be a blatant act of favoritism, however if he didn't he could get in trouble with the Hyuga's something he really did not want. He sighed.

"Fine."

As Iruka said this multiple thoughts were going through the students heads.

'He's allowing this? Interesting, the dobe seems to surprise me every time. He would be useful in killing my brother. At least, to take on his grunts while I actually take him on,' Sasuke thought.

'Naruto-baka is just trying to show off to make himself look cooler than Sasuke-kun to win my favor, no way does he truly care about Hinata,' Sakura thought.

'Yeah, you're right,' Inner Sakura, Sakura's inner personality, thought.

'Naruto? Doing something like this? That's different,' Ino thought.

'Troublesome blonde,' Shikamaru thought as he glared at Naruto.

XxX

Naruto walked into the Higarashi Shinobi Shop looking quiet glum.

"Something wrong Naruto-kun," Tenten asked as she walked up to him.

"Yeah, one of my friends said her father wants to meet me. Only problem is that he is that head of the Hyuga Clan. What do I do or wear?"

"I can help you with that kid," said a man as he walked up to Naruto and Tenten.

The man wore a black shirt with short sleeves that had the picture of a shuriken on it. His legs were covered by dark brown pants that hard intricate black flames licking the bottom of them and he wore brown shoes. On his arms were two bracers that had seals on them that Naruto could tell meant 'shuriken,' from his extensive study of fuinjutsu. His eyes were the same color as Tenten's, which were brown, and had dark brown eyes like Tenten.

"Hey dad," Tenten said.

"That's your father," Naruto shouted out, quiet surprised at the fact.

the man laughed a deep, gravelly laugh. "Yep, I'm Stijn Higarashi, this dandelions father. Now, I heard you could use some-" he was cut off by Tenten who had slammed her fist into his gut.

"I'm not a dandelion," she huffed and walked away.

Naruto just sweat-dropped at the scene.

"But Ten-chan."

"Shut up baka!"

Stijn looked down, glum. "So cruel," he mumbled.

Naruto tapped his shoulder, still rather confused.

"Mr. Higarashi," he asked.

Stijn snapped upwards, his smile back on his face. "Call me Stijn kid. Now you said you were meeting the Hyuga tonight right," he asked.

Naruto nodded.

"I have just the thing, follow me," Stijn said leading Naruto into the civilian section of the store. He told Naruto to wait there and not long after came back with, to put simply, an amazing peace of work.

It was a brown shirt long-sleeved shirt with the right sleeve being black instead of brown. There were black pants with the customary swirls that ninja wore on their flak jackets at the bottom, only instead of red they were white. There was a black, with silver lining, belt that was wrapped around the pants and over the entire outfit there was a burnt orange-brown kimono draped over the entire outfit. The kimono had black flames licking the bottom of it as well.

"This was my first peace of work. It was done by a friend that died long ago, around 11 years ago. It was for his child when he grew older, but the child, from what I know of anyway, is not with the living anymore. So I'll give it to you, free of charge," Stijn said.

Naruto was shocked to say the least. This clothing was amazing, and way to expensive for his poor self to buy with the money he got from the old man. To get it for free, was a great deal, however it felt wrong in a way. It was some families heirloom.

"Shouldn't you give it to the family? And for free? This is an amazing peace of work, I don't know if I can accept this."

Stijn laughed. "Of course you can, just take it. And besides all of the immediate family is dead, and no one knows where the other relatives are, so I may as well give it to you. And of course it's free. You remind me of the guy who ordered it."

"Thanks Stijn-san," Naruto said grabbing the outfit and running off.

Stijn smiled after the boy. 'It was your father who ordered it gaki, anybody with half a brain could see the resemblance between you two, although your personality is a lot like Kushina. But I digress. Still, thanks for telling me yesterday Kakashi. It's nice seeing the legacy carried on.'

Hey guys it's Kuma Akuma. Bet you gets weren't expecting that. Anyways, start sending in OCs, I will be using them. Now, a dinner with the Hyuga's! After only a week of knowing Hinata. Damn Naruto, your a faster worker. Just kidding! And you now know why Anko and Kakashi are assholes. They were born that way. Well, that's it. See you guys later and avoid the Earl.