I'm BACK! :3 ...with a headache but meh, have a lot of stuff to study for and do for school (I borrowed a thousand of books for research) . I feel like the pile of books is glaring at me...ugh. Anyway, ahem, I hope everyone enjoys this random one shot!

Regarding Ling's contact list...hell please don't ask XD I just had that weird urge to add Japanese suffix endings to his contacts for whatever random reason. ^^ BTW: YES...I made Fu own a ramen shop...that was even weirder lol And YES...Black Hayate has a phone now...lol Riza finally allowed him.

ANSWERS TO REVIEWS:

OtakuGirl: (goes into wise-cracking-preaching-mode) There's no such thing as a bad idea, only a writer who writes it bad ;) haha Don't worry, got it written down! :) And it's not stupid, I think it's good, just if I'll be able to find 100 facts about all of 'em.

Cassey: T_T Oh man, gotta indulge myself in the Harry Potter universe again, haven't watched a movie since years . But I'll definitely think about it! :) Thanks!

Pouda-P: Hm, I see we already got two votes for that idea (100 facts). Hmm...a drunk party! *.* Oh that's just screaming for a funny, random and action packed chapter! Noted! ;)

Panic: (grins softly) Yeah, I was aiming for that effect that, when you just quickly read over it, you don't really notice many things but if you go through it slowly and read it again, you realize some sentences may hit home, or have a double meaning...etc. (oh geez I gotta stop behaving all guru-like .). I like your idea Panic! :D Sounds interesting and even more interesting to write! Oh! I like your second idea even more :3 (embarrassed) Ahh, thank you! Well, I can certainly try but unfortunately with all my school work I'm not sure if I'll be able to update any time soon! T_T BTW: I meant hearing your own ideas with "on your part"...yeah, I can be confusing. P.S: Sorry...for the long reply...AGAIN! .

Contact List Part 2

Ling's contact list

Alkahestry Study Ahh, his old Alkahestry teacher at Xing...

All-You-Can-Eat #1 Ling grinned widely, adding a heart next to the name.

All-You-Can-Eat #2 He added a heart there too.

All's Well that Eats Well Oh! Double hearts!

Alphonse-san Ahhh, his future brother-in-law! Ling snickered.

Black Hayate Uhh...huh? Why did he have the contact name of a dog?!

Blonde Midget Ling grinned evilly and added a vomiting smiley face next to the name. HA!

Brother-from-another-mother Greeeed! Hm...maybe he could change it...Ling stuck his tongue out and typed in the new name, 'Uglier Me'.

Central Restaurant #1 Another heart!

Central Restaurant #2 Aaaand another!

Fu Aww Fuuu!

Fu's Ramen Shop A thousand hearts!

Lan Fan-chan Ling stopped and smiled, he stuck his tongue out in thought. What was the symbol for "infinity" again? He didn't know if so many hearts even fit next to her name...

Mei-chan Well, well, well...did Mei finally marry Alphonse? He would have to give her a call...

Mustang-dono Ah yeah, the mighty Flame Alchemist-turned-General.

Scary Lieutenant-san A shiver of fear raced down his spine...

Soldier #1 Ahh, wasn't that Mustang's man...what was his name again...um...Havoc?

Soldier #2 Ohhh that was that one soldier with orange, brown hair from Mustang's unit!

Soldier #3 Oh, that was the tall grey haired one...that officer what was his name? Failman? Falling man?

Soldier #4 Ling squealed, aw this one was that cute little guy with glasses who was good with technology from Mustang's unit!

Stupid Brother #1 Ling rolled his eyes. Delete.

Stupid Brother #2 Delete.

Stupid Sister #3 Delete.

Teriyaki Shop Where were those hearts again...

Xing Office Ling snorted and rolled his eyes, duties, duties, duties...

Xing Room Why in the world did he even have the number of his own room in Xing?!

Xing Food Service Ling smiled a kitten-like smile, ahhh...good times, good times.

Ed's contact list

Al

Automail freak Ed's eyes narrowed at the name before he rolled his eyes and typed the new name under the ever watchful eye of his lovely wife, 'Badass Automail Engineer'

Once Winry left with a self satisfied smile on her face, Ed looked over his shoulder quickly before he smiled warmly and typed the new name in, changing 'Badass Automail Engineer' to 'Best Wife'

Bearded Bastard Oh...he had Hohenheim too? Somewhere in the back of his mind, he could have sworn he imaged the blonde man screaming at him something under the lines of, 'How rude! Not even saving me as your own father in your contacts list!' he shrugged the feeling off.

Black Hayate Ed's eyes almost bulged out of his head. Wait a minute...wasn't that Riza's dog?! Why did he have a dog's contact number?! Did dogs even have numbers?! Did they even have phones?! Ed fell off his chair.

Breda

Den Ed weakly crawled back up toward his chair before his eyes glued to a another very weird name in his contact list. He scrambled to stand up, "Winryyy! WE NEED TO TALK!"

Doorphobia Ahhhh, so here was Ling.

Doorphobia's Girlfriend Ed snickered, he considered himself a good matchmaker...he still thought Ling had infected Lan Fan with his weird disease.

Firepants Ed smirked evilly and changed the name to 'ColonelUseless'

Fuery

Falman

Greedling Wait...was that Greed or Ling now? Ed scratched the back of his neck in confusion...if this was Ling..who the hell was Doorphobia then? He didn't know anyone with a irrational fear of using doors...he scrolled down further.

Havoc

Hughes Ed smiled, oh yeah Hughes had always been a good guy...even if he did annoy the living daylights out of him sometimes.

Lieutenant Hawkeye Ed didn't even think of changing it.

LazyAss Ed rolled his eyes, why did he have Yoki in here again?

Lena (Greedling's Girlfriend) Ed slapped his own forehead in realization. Ahh, so that was Greed! Ed stuck his tongue out as he changed the name 'Greedling' to 'Greedy Bastard'. He also changed 'Greedling's Girlfriend' to 'Badass Alchemist'.

Mini Granny Ed smirked evilly.

Rose Ed blinked, eyes peering at the screen in confusion. Huh? He had Rose? When did he ever get her number? He never asked that's for sure and he didn't even know she owned a number at all... He yelped in surprise when Winry suddenly stormed up to him and grabbed his phone violently out of his hand, while her husband was shaking like a leaf, Winry narrowed her eyes and deleted the name from his contact list, throwing the phone at his head before storming off. He didn't know what was worse; not knowing when he had acquired Rose's number, being hit by his wife's wrench, or being hit by his own phone from his wife.

Kimblee's contact list

Artillery Freak Ah...an old war buddy...delete.

General Armstrong ...Well, she may be a cold hearted general but it never hurt to keep his enemies close.

Blonde Mechanic Hm...that had been the girl with Fullmetal, what was her name? Wendy? Winry? His finger hovered over the 'delete' button before he shook his head and scrolled down. Who knew, maybe he would decide to visit that little rural village Resembool sometime.

Explosive Shop Kimblee smiled, adding a star next to the name, he hadn't visited that shop in a pretty long time...

Hawkeye That blonde woman that's been with Mustang. Kimblee scribbled down something on a piece of paper, 'Check to see if she is still single' on another one he wrote, 'News update: My preferences changed to military blonde,'

Fullmetal Runt He smirked, the young gifted alchemist...

Lion Chimera Oh...one of my henchmen.

Mustang He frowned, he would love to hear him explode...

Mustang's husband What was his name again...Hughes? He would love to hear him explode as well...

Monkey Chimera Was that the guy with blonde hair and glasses? No?

Pride Kimblee laughed, he wondered briefly where the Homunculus could possibly be.

White Suit He grinned, ahhh his favorite shop! They tailored such good suits for him too...

Father's contact list

Favorite Daughter He smiled impishly, ah yes his intelligent Lust...

Favorite Son Father nodded proudly, his eldest was really something...

Furious General Oh...they grow up so fast...one day his son is the sin of Wrath and the next he's leading a country like a tyrant...Father wiped a tear from his eye, feeling proud.

Glutton Did he buy enough food to last for the next three hours? He hoped so...

Jealous Brat The elderly man rolled his eyes, if Envy complained about Lust being prettier one more time...

Lazy Goodboy Oh Sloth...such a kind boy but so lazy and dim witted...he shook his head.

Theophrastus Bombastus von Hohenheim Hmm...come to think of it, he hadn't seen his kin in a while...they hadn't played chess in a while either...

Trisha Elric Father blinked before he smiled slowly, ohh that was the lovely young woman of Hohenheim's if he remembered correctly. Interesting...very interesting. Suddenly, his phone flashed alarmingly, displaying Hohenheim's name over it in a call.

Father rose an eyebrow in confusion before he pressed 'accept' and held the phone close to his ear, "Hello?"

The ear shattering, booming voice of his friend made him move the phone away from his ear, "YOU LECHER! YOU WILL NOT CALL OR FLIRT WITH MY TRISHA! NOW HANG UP AND DELETE HER NUMBER!" Father rolled his eyes and hung up, mumbling something about 'stupid humans' as he deleted Trisha's number.

Troublemaker Father rolled his eyes, oh heavens...what did his son do now?