Hahah oh thanks a lot guys for the wonderful comments! :3 I admit, maybe I've let my imagination run too wild ^^ I don't know why, but I just had that feeling that Ling and Lan Fan would be into something like that (Fifty Shades of Grey stuff) I never read the book or watched the movie, but from those few cutscenes I have watched...I can only imagine what the movie must be like XD.
Anyway...ahem, back to the story! So...tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Oh you don't have to answer that question if you don't want to btw, I'm just curious what are your plans for Valentine's Day? :)
Requests for the Valentine's Day Special chapter? Write them down! ;)
ANSWERS TO REVIEWS:
Lily: haha Thank you ^_^ Yeah...I'm more in a mood for funny and fluffy one shots lately but don't worry the dark one shots will come soon too ;) haha Hmm...a table of contents huh? Well...I'm not too sure about that, the names of each chapters are already listed and I wrote down the ideas and requests...hmm...well I could write it once I've got some more free time on my hands alright? :)
Bob: Aww thanks Bob! :DD Glad ya liked it! :3 (Ugh, we need more male readers, all I've seen up to now are girls...excluding you but still :P)
GrumpyCatWriter101: hahahaha Oh man, I just had to stop myself from keeling over when reading your review :') hahaha It definitely made me laugh! Eh, to be honest, I've thought of writing a bit more of such..."daring" and / or fluffy one shots featuring them or any other characters like that. Maybe I'll write a separate mini one shot collection featuring more mature content (but I highly doubt I would be any good at writing smut o.o oh the horror..XD). Still, I'm glad you liked it! Hihi, I originally planed that Fifty Shades of Grey stuff with Greed and Lena (because I firmly believe Greed would be into power plays...or something like that ^^).
PART 2 WILL BE UPDATED TOMORROW (LONGER CHAPTER!)
Love is... Part 2!
Love is full of adventures.
"Hey! You guys coming or not?" Ed grinned happily, holding onto his backpack as he watched Winry and little Hohen jogging towards him.
"Daddy run away before they catch us!" Sarah was sitting on his shoulders, with her little feet securely in Ed's firm grip to ensure she didn't fall and her little hands messed with his golden hair.
Ed chuckled and turned back around, lightly jogging forward, "You're right about that, let's run faster so your mommy knows how slow she is!" Ed snickered when Sarah laughed and affectionately ruffled his hair.
"I heard that Edward!" Winry panted from the exertion, starting to slowly catch up to her husband with a small smirk on her face.
Ed sent her a roguish grin behind his back, "What? You growing old back there?" he winked and laughed when Winry abruptly picked up speed, nearly catching him before he sped off, Sarah and Hohen laughing all the while at their parents behaving like children.
Love is educating and healing.
Knowledge is acquired with time and it's up to the people how to use that knowledge to their advantage.
Truth grinned wide, the tall, muscular white form of Truth standing a few feet opposite of Hohenheim, "So, tell me Hohenheim, what have you learned from your relationships with humans?" Truth's teeth were showing, it almost seemed like it was mocking him, but Hohenheim didn't mind.
He smiled, "I learned more from the woman I love than the past decades from the dwarf in the flask and any knowledge you could possibly give me,"
Truth's confidence faltered, surprised at the genuine and inarguably correct answer.
Love is chaotic and messy.
"Ugh Greed!" Lena furiously picked up the article of clothing off the floor, throwing it straight at her husband's face, "This is the last time I'm picking up your underwear from the floor! What if we have guests and they see your clothes all over the apartment?!" she huffed, blowing a strand of hair away from her eyes.
Greed slowly lifted his hand and removed his own dark boxers from his face, expression blank as he deadpanned, "My clothes? Then tell me is this mine too?" Greed picked up a lacy red bra from the couch, twirling it around his finger.
Lena flushed, "T-that's your fault!" her face was burning.
Greed grinned wickedly, "Oh? So your clothes just explode from your body whenever you see me huh? Lena, you dirty, dirty little girl," he chuckled, whistling and twirling the bra around his finger as he went to the bathroom.
"G-Greed! Hey! Give that back!" Lena sped off after him, hauling her whole body against the Homunculus' back and sending them both down to the floor.
"OUCH!" Greed shouted in pain, his shield covering his whole front to prevent further damage, "You could have just grabbed my arm and not break my bones!" Greed huffed, pouting.
Lena rolled her eyes, "Oh come on, you heal anyway. Besides, you're a pervert," she said it so casually that it sounded like she were talking about the weather.
Greed twitched, "And you're a saint?" he smirked, seeing the blush on her cheeks. She stubbornly crossed her arms.
"W-well, I didn't watch 50 Shades of Greed when I was bored one night! Tch..." she blushed, a pout on her pretty lips.
Greed grinned, "Need I remind you that's a sex tape of you and me?" his grin couldn't possibly be any wider.
Lena's face grew hotter, "I don't care! You dubbed it after yourself! Greedy ass!" she actually sounded offended because of that.
"What? You rather want me dub it "Fifty Shades of Violet"?" he smirked.
She exploded, "That's the color of your eyes!"
He laughed, "Alright, alright. Fifty Shades of Carbon?" he smirked.
Lena jumped off him and stomped to the kitchen, "Ugh! Unbelievable!"
Greed ran after her, "Alright, alright already!" he rubbed his chin for a moment, leaning his trained arms on the kitchen counter, "Hundred Shades of You and Me?" the dark blush on her face made his grin grow wider.
"...maybe," she turned around, pretending to wash her hands in the sink.
"Wait...how can there exist a sex tape of us when we never-" the bashful grin on his face said it all, "Oh my god GREED! You've set up CAMERAS?!" she covered her mouth, face a full blown red.
Greed scratched the back of his neck, face a light pink, "Well...a few,"
"A FEW?!" she was mortified.
He shrugged, "You know...only at places where we sleep together...bedroom, shower, kitchen, living room, storage-"
"WE'VE NEVER DONE IT IN THE STORAGE! AND DON'T MAKE ME LOOK LIKE SOME SEX MANIAC!" Lena covered her flaming face, throwing a wooden ladle at Greed's head. The smug Homunculus dodged it effortlessly, chuckling.
A few hours later...
After waiting for Greed's breathing to even out, Lena quietly tip toed her way towards their bedroom, swiftly searching through DVDs and cassettes to search for that forbidden tape.
Face a light pink, she nearly dropped it while fumbling with it clumsily. And then, it happened.
The tape just suddenly...inserted itself into the DVD player!
Now, Lena had explained it like this. She supposedly tripped over the carpet, which didn't exist in their bedroom, and the DVD flew straight into the slit and the TV switched itself on.
The rest was history.
When Greed woke up to hear shuffling and squeaking noises coming from their bedroom, he couldn't believe his eyes at what he saw when he arrived at the scene.
His wife, sitting cross legged on the floor, a notepad on her lap and her furiously writing things down. Their sex tape was also running, by the way.
"What...the hell...are you doing woman?" Greed coughed into his hand, ignoring the suggestive sounds coming from the video (s).
Lena jumped and screeched in surprise, clapping her hands together over her mouth and looking like a deer caught in headlights up at Greed. Her notepad full of messy, notes.
Greed swiftly picked it up before she could snatch it back, his eyebrow arched when he read it aloud, " Point 1, try bounding Greed with titanium next time since he destroyed the leather too easily," he raised his eyes to look at his wife, who was hiding her face with a pillow, "Point 2, when he suggests trying out new positions, evaluate on your flexibility," Greed sent his wife a disturbed look, "...Wasn't it you suggested that Yoga thing and I pulled a muscle because of that shit?"
"I-I-It's not important!" she squeaked from behind her protective, fluffy barrier.
"Point 3, use strawberries and chocolate again soon because I love chocolate." He deadpanned, "Wow, your needs are simple aren't they?" he smirked when she threw the pillow at his face and he effortlessly caught it in his hand, "Point 4, I liked it when Greed bit me, try discreetly suggesting that again," Greed whistled, feeling a toothy smirk stretch over his handsome face.
"I see little miss innocent, isn't so innocent as she's acting huh..." Lena's eyes widened to the size of saucers when Greed threw the notepad behind his back and started taking off his shirt.
"Uh...G-Greed, w-w-wha-what are you d-doing?" her brain shut down.
"Didn't you say you that you loved it when I bit you? Why not trying experimenting on that..." he enjoyed the loud, embarrassed squeak she gave when he tackled her to the bed eagerly and laughed.
Love is lazy afternoons and warm cuddles...
"This is nice..." Alphonse said happily, content to just hug his wife in his arms and lay there lazily on the sofa, covered by thick blankets as the snow fell softly outside.
"Mhmm..." Mei hummed in agreement, half asleep, cuddled deeply into Al's protective embrace, a light happy blush on her cheeks. Al chuckled and pulled the blanket higher, cuddling closer to his cute wife.
He loved it when she was cuddly...but so was he.
"Ed..." Winry mumbled in her half asleep state.
"Hm?" Ed muttered, still halfway in dream land.
"...hold me..." several minutes, or maybe seconds, passed and Winry frowned, slowly reaching her hand out to search for the familiar body that should be next to hers...
Suddenly, two strong arms wrapped around her and pulled her back against a warm, solid chest, her head nestled into the crook of Ed's neck.
"Better?" he mumbled into her hair, his nose pressing softly into the blonde locks as he smiled stupidly when he inhaled her musky scent and felt the softness of her body molding against his solid one.
Winry smiled happily, secretly giddy at being held so affectionately and safely, "Much," she instantly fell back asleep, her breathing evening out fast into a deep, content slumber.
Ed slowly peeked one eye open, looking down at his wife, before he sighed contently and wrapped arms and legs around her to hold her even closer than before.
Love is shared blankets and good movies.
"Greed...you're too fat...scoot over," Greed's right eye twitched as Lena comfortably situated herself in between his legs, stealing from his large popcorn bowl, "What are we watching?" a snort was about to pass between his teeth until Lena turned up to look at him with warm, irresistibly cute eyes, munching on his popcorn.
His annoyance vanished within the blink of an eye, he rearranged himself so they were both comfortable and rested one arm on her stomach, covered with a blanket, and he snaked his other one into the bowl, grabbing some popcorn for himself.
He smirked, "Fifty Shades of Grey,"
He roared with laughter when Lena punched him playfully and laughed with him, pinching his cheeks for punishment, "Oh come on, seriously, what's that movie? I haven't watched it before,"
Greed grinned and settled back down, "Alright, alright, it's about a comedy film called "The Switch". The woman's in her forties and decides to get pregnant but she doesn't want to go to a sperm bank since she wants to personally choose what I personally dub as "Sperminator"." Lena stilled and when Greed looked down to see what was wrong Lena's blank face greeted him, an eyebrow raised.
"Seriously? "Sperminator"?" she shook her head, "Alright, alright, continue,"
Greed pouted, offended, and continued explaining, "Anyway, her best friend is against the idea because he secretly loves her and doesn't want any other man having her to himself,"
Lena piped in, "Sounds like you," Greed jabbed her lightly in the stomach as punishment and the woman laughed briefly, Greed having knowingly hit a ticklish spot.
"So, she finally founds some wannabe hottie, who ain't hot at all, and throws some stupid party for her soon-to-be pregnancy. The wannabe hottie goes into the bathroom, do's his shit and leaves the cup with him junk in the bathroom. Her best friend was incredibly drunk so he stumbled into the bathroom, threw away the wannabe hotties seed and replaced it with his own. He only figured out years later that he did that after seeing his kid," Greed munched on his popcorn.
Lena sighed, snuggling her back into Greed's chest, "Did I ever tell you how I love you describing plots to me?" she smirked.
Greed stroked her hair affectionately, "No, but you should remember to do it more often," Lena playfully pinched his nose, with his glaring at her briefly, before they both opted to watch the movie.
It was the scene where they saw the rich, nature boy, wannabe hottie Greed talked about who was elected to be the "Sperminator".
Lena deadpanned, "Aw hell you weren't lying when you said wannabe hottie. I wouldn't sleep with him if I was wasted," she shivered, shaking her head.
Greed nodded his head in agreement.
"Oh look! He's asking her out for a date! HA! No way in hell will she accept-" Lena was cut off by Greed.
"She accepted it," he said flatly, running a hand down his face.
Lena groaned and covered her eyes, "Aw why? Ugh! Her best friend's cute! They would be lovely together! Come on woman! Listen to your heart and hormones and grab your best friend! Drop that weirdo!" Lena shouted at the screen and Greed decided to go along.
"Yeah! The best friend though should grow some balls and finally ask her out! It's been three years! Do something!" Greed munched on more popcorn.
Lena sighed heavily, dramatically sprawling herself on her husband, "Am I glad we don't have these problems."
"Yeah..." Greed nodded.
Lena chuckled, "I mean everyone knows who has the pants on, right?" Lena asked, chewing softly on the few bits of popcorn.
Greed started sweating, "Uh-huh,"
"It's me," both said at the same time.
"...What was that honey?" Lena's expression was sweet and innocent, but her eyes spelled death.
Greed's grin was bordering on itching for a fight, "I'm sorry sweets...I think I heard you wrong!"
"Of course you did!" Lena sprung up, playfully jumping on top of her husband.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Greed shot back, tickling her sides.
"H-h-hey! S-stop that! Argh! I'm the one in control!" she whined, slumping on top of Greed and sighing playfully.
Greed rolled his eyes, "Sure you are sweetheart," he stroked her hair.
He suddenly froze when Lena's hand trailed over his hip, his eyes widening when her hand trailed lazy circles on his hip bones, "Uhhh..." his brain was starting to shut down.
When she lifted her head, her eyes were hazy and she bit her lips, "So...why not let me prove to you..." her hand moved to his behind...
"...WHO'S IN CONTROL?!" she quickly snatched the bar of chocolate Greed had hidden in his back pocket, springing up from the couch and taking the blanket with her like a oversized cape, running through the house like a certain crazy housewife...
Greed shook his head violently, quickly calming himself down before he jumped off the couch and ran after her, "Hey! No fair! You used your womanly charms to distract me! That's cheating Lena!" he could hear her laugh coming from the kitchen and Greed's grin was brighter than he ever remembered it being.
I'm VERY sorry! I wasn't able to write up the Valentine's Day special because I have a exam tomorrow and I studied my ass dead to memorize all this stuff! The Valentine's Day Special Chapter will be published TOMORROW!