Xiaolin Kitsune

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NarutoxHarem

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Author's Note

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Major dialogue and behavioral changes this chapter. As always the shitty humor, nonsense, and utter stuff was cut to streamline and make things more serious. I hope you guys enjoy and I will try and be more consistent with my stories in the future.

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Story Start

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Naruto returned to the temple after the search for one of the treasures hidden away. He dropped it off in his room where he found a message had been left for him.

It was from Kimiko explaining what had happened and where they were. Naruto crumpled up the note in his hand as he finished reading it. 'Reversing Mirror… Serpent's Tail…No...!" He thought as he ran outside. The Serpent's Tail could turn something solid intangible…the Reversing Mirror reversed the effects of any Shen Gung Wu…so if an intangible person was affected by both Shen Gung Wu then…his fears were confirmed when the trees all died around him and the sky was painted green. He could sense the overwhelming power of Darkness and already put together what happened. Wuya was resurrected…she was back and in the flesh.


The three Apprentices had arrived on the site of Wuya's resurrection and attacked the Heylin witch with their new attacks and none of them were effective. Using her Heylin power she summoned several vasts creatures of stone similar to Golems with green eyes.

''Now my rock creatures att…'' Wuya's command could be finished several of the creatures had been evaporated along with some of the Earth upturned. The most were blasted away with a gust of wind as Naruto stood in the place where the creatures once were. ''So we now truly meet face to face at last,'' Naruto remarked as he pulled out as his blade and looking at Wuya. She was radiant and rather beautiful for someone reeking cruel intent. Her skin was that of a deep tan brown as well as dark emerald eyes. Her head was two sets of different colors with the outer being dark red and the inner light red. Her outfit was a black kimono with the top a red which clung to her body showing her voluptuous figure, especially her hips. ''Yes…we didn't have much time to converse the last time we met. I hope to correct that,'' She said the last part in a purr.

''Naruto R…''

''I know,'' He said turning to Kimono who was about to tell him what happened. ''You three take care of her rock creatures…Wuya's mine.'' He said as he body flickered to top of a plateau with the Heylin Witch following him. ''I'm afraid it ends here…if you decide to stop I promise I won't hurt you too badly,'' He said as Wuya pursed her lips.

After having learned of their enemy Naruto looked up whatever information he could find in regards to the witch. He had uncovered the notes that Dashi had cataloged on the witch for human reference in case that sometime in the future someone was foolish enough to let her free.

There was no perceived method to kill her so she was immortal and seeing as she was able to match his hand to hand meant she was a master martial artists. She was also a multi-elemental user of multiple elementals including light and gravity manipulation and could fly, teleport, create illusions, manipulate time, and had a limited degree of reality warping.

Not to mention her strength and speed feets were near equal to his full power, being both massively hypersonic in speed and at least capable of country-level devastation if not greater.

''Surely you don't mean that do you handsome?'' She asked seductively as she flutters her eyes.

Naruto though remained in regard, it wouldn't be the first time he dealt with a female who used seduction as part of her repertoire.

''I won't fall for your tricks. We both know this is only going to go down one way."He said getting into a battle stance.

"Hhm stubborn, I like a man with a bit of spirit." She let out a giggle. "Well, I guess I have to rough you up a bit."

Wuya appeared right next to him at surprising speed. This was bad, she was definitely faster then he was in his base forms.

regarded as between Sanbi and Yonbi which was a feat in itself.

''You seem distracted…that can be fatal,'' She said as she brought up a ball of ember flames to his side and blasted his clear across the area. He hit the ground with a resounding slam as tears occurred on his clothing along with splotches of dirt.

'If I wait any longer this'll prove fatal! Kurama!' In an instant, he was cloaked in the powerful chakra of the Nine-Tails.

''Katon: Hoenka' The blonde launched as he jumped into the air. The three giant bullets of fire came down like meteors but proved worthless as Wuya gave a wave of her hands and counter-acted them with her own fire. He used this as he got closer to her. Within the range of seven meters, he tried another technique.

''Futon: Juha Sho,'' He released shooting forward one of his arms releasing a wind nature slicing chakra wave to which Wuya veered out of the way from the attack.

The Witch smirked as she turned into a mass of green fire. Was it a clone? Teleportation? There was no telling.

He thought as he paused and began using his senses to try and find her. 'There!' He jumped out of the way.

''Try this on for size,'' She said as appeared out of a column of flame and snapped her fingers as his left arm was consumed in pain.

Naruto jerked his hand as it was covered in burns, part of his shirt fell to the ground in ash. ''Fine then…hand to hand,'' He said as he sped forward using his speed and threw a punch only for Wuya to block it with her arm. He quickly spun and attempted to hit her with his other arm only for her to bend back. She moved back into position and dropped down to sweep kick him but backflipped and grabbed her arms and flung her into the air. He leaped up but veered at the last second as Wuya maneuvered herself in mid-air and attempted to attack him as she fell horizontally. Flames tore through his other arm sleeve as she landed in a handstand position them flipped over.

Naruto landed in a crouch position and clutched his arm.

Wuya drew her hands back before hurling them forward sending blasts of lightning at him. He was able to move out of the way as the powerful lightning surged, burning up the landscape.

"She might have power, but there is a common weakness with power types like this. They often rely on overwhelming power and lack battle tactics."

'Right, time to change the pace of this battle.'

'He appeared behind her in an instant. Her eyes widen as he had completely slipped from her sight. She didn't even get a chance to move as the hand slammed into her back sending her flying through the air. The force of the blow forced the air out of her lungs as her mind went through a haze and thoughts seemed to seize for a moment. Anyone who had the air knocked out of their lungs could understand the feeling and only one of those individuals. Wuya eventually shook off the attack and used her magic to cushion the blow. She looked up in time to see the blonde falling towards her with a glowing blue sphere.

She teleported away as the sphere left a crater a quarter of the mile wide and deep from the impact.

Naruto closed his eyes and started to sense for Wuya's position and found her. A hundred meters to his right as he appeared there within an instant as if he teleported. He launched a kick that sent her into a boulder hard. She cried out as her form impacted the boulder causing cracks. He charged forward with another Rasengan and was about to hit home when…he saw the look on her face…the pain…the pitifulness… he saw himself at six years age cornered by a mob. He saw it in her eyes that she too was reliving the memories of the past. He shook away the mental assault as he fought off the mental intrusion. He jumped back as Wuya was quick to recover.

He hoped the others were doing better than him.


The other chosen ones had their hands filled with fighting both Raimundo and the rock monsters. Their elements which usually defeated their opponents in a single strike had trouble breaking through the creatures rocky exterior. Not to mention they had to fight one of their own who knew and was used to their fighting style.

It didn't help that each time they almost cornered him he would use the golden tiger claws to escape.

''Why Rai!? We were your friends yet you betray us and for what?'' Kimiko demanded as she repeatedly threw punch after punch at the Brazilian who repeatedly dodge her strikes. He wasn't a fool and knew that wind added to the fire and as hurt and betrayed Kimiko was now it wasn't anything compared to how angry she was.

''I was nothing but a whipping boy back then. Now I'll be someone that matters, someone respected…you won't understand,'' He said as he blasted her back with a gust of wind.

''Raimundo can't you see the Heylin Witch Wuya is playing Head games with your mind?'' Omi said once again failing to recite an Idiom as an Analogy. ''Surely if you apology and help us defeat Wuya, Master Fung and the others will forgive you…I don't want to hurt you,'' The little monk said as they exchanged blow for blow during his statement.

''You always go on how you're better than me…I'll show you, Naruto, and everyone just what I can do,'' He said as whipped out what he thought was the orb of potential. ''Orb of potential,'' He said invoking the Wu.


The two of them jumped back as the battlefield was littered with destruction from their ensuing battle. Plasma and magma made up most of the battlefield.

Naruto carefully watched Wuya as she slowly sauntered over to him. ''You really are a worthy warrior…even Dashi couldn't do this much damage to me when he finally sealed me…join me Naruto…you and I could rule this world. Think about it with you as my king and me as your queen. The Heylin side will overrule this world…what do you say?'' She asked as she knelt over giving an generous view of her cleavage while stroking his chest.

"You should know the answer to that. As things are you'll wipe out most of the life on this planet."

''Kill them!? Whatever gave you that idea? Of course, I'll need servants to worship me 24/7 and to serve me. I mean rock creatures are fine servants but a little thick.''

"That's not something I can allow," Naruto remarked as he rushed the witch. Wuya confident that she could block whatever he could throw at her found herself caught off guard when the blond began to glow and suddenly detonated.


Tried as they might the monks were starting to be overwhelmed by Wuya's ever reforming army of golems. It was a war of attrition they could not win with Raimundo spearheading the assault and taking advantage of their weaknesses.

''As you can see I'm the only one who can save you guys,'' Raimundo said confidently to the tired warriors until Jack came in blasting the stone creatures and picking the warriors up in a jet. ''Damn! You may have gotten away for now, but I'll find and hunt you guys down.


The group slowly began to recover, realizing they had been saved by the last person they expected. ''Jack Spicer I cannot believe this!" Omi exclaimed in shock. Why would their enemy be working to save them. .

''What are you up to you two-faced Varmint?'' Clay demanded.

''Believe it or not you losers are my only hope in defeating Wuya.'' Jack was beyond miffed at the double cross. If there was anyone who was going to rule over the world it would be him.

''What about Naruto!? You didn't get him we have to go back and…''Kimiko started to say only to be interrupted by the blond.

''Right here…'' The voice of the blond could barely be heard thanks to the streaming winds. He body flickered inside, "I managed to slip away. Wuya's a lot more powerful then the stories even say. I can throw attacks at her all day, but with an immortal body I could be a hundred times stronger then her and it wouldn't matter. I'd just slowly be wasting my energy untilI put myself into a position to be killed."


While she was annoyed the Xiaolin warriors had gotten away for the time being Wuya knew it was only a matter of time until she ran into them again and when she did they wouldnot be getting away. She continued shifting the landscape which gave her a view of a whitering forest and a lake. The dark aura of the sky shined over the land.

''The ruler of the absolute world and all before Lunch…hhm what should I do with the rest of my day?'' She mused to herself from her throne.

''Wuya…I don't know about this whole ruling the world thing, that I'm down with it…I mean.'' Rai started to say as Wuya responded.

''Don't worry Raimundo you'll get what you want and more,'' She said as flicked her hand and created an arcade out of thin air in one of the hollow caverns of the cave. ''Now go do whatever you wish I'm busy…I got a captive to haunt down,'' She said as she planned to scheme and or fantasized, then take care of her pent up 1500 year old urges... Not in that exact order mind you.


The group arrived to what they surmized was Jack's workshop. Naruto and Omi stood at the edge of the machine as it opened a portal into the past. The machine was powered by the Eye of Dashi as suggested by Clay sense previously Jack couldn't generate enough power.

Off to the side Kimiko couldn't help but be concerned about the issues that could occur with such a dangerous trip. ''Naruto couldn't you send a clone or something in your place? What it if something happens to you, guys?'' There was no telling what could appen to Naruto and Omi in the past.

''It has to be this way… chances are that the link could break and any other clone variant would just dispel…besides it's the only way to save the world. Damn convenent Wu that zaps powers,'' he grumbled in annoyance. ''I'll be back…I promise.''

''Are you guys sure you don't need anymore Shen Gung Wu?'' Clay asked indicating Omi's Orb of Tornami.

''No…if Wuya and Raimundo show up you guys are going to need as much Wu as possible…besides I doubt will find any opposition in the past,'' Naruto answered before leaping through the portal.


The two travelers went back into the past and landed right before the incomplete form the Xiaolin temple. (The one mentioned before was obviously a different one.)

It didn't take long for them to track down Dashi as he was masquerading as a pig farmer. Naruto not so graciously attacked him courtesy of a flying side swipe kick or so he was told the attack was called when he thought it. Poor little Omi almost had an heart attack when Naruto did it. While he was going through that the Grand Master and the Grand Kitsune were having a one on one.

''And so you see because you not only made the damn Heart of Jong, but you didn't even have the courtesy to leave extra puzzle boxes in case she got out. I just can't believe you would be so short-sighted."

"If what you say is true, Wuya will be on guard and any prolonged battle between the two of you could have catastrophic consequences for the planet. Twp, even if I wished so giving you a puzzle box is not the right answer. Let's say this isn't your first trip into the past."

Naruto let out a heavy sigh, "I hate time travel." he groaned.

"What I can do for you is give you the secrets behind my creation on the Shen Gung Wu." Now that was something Naruto did not expect. "You're probably wondering why I would depart with such a vaunted secret? Let's just say it involves a lot of end of the world shenanigans and alternate realities and leave it at that."

"On that, I'll agree."

"One thing my colorful and angry friend. How do you plan on getting back to the future? After all did you not leave the Wu in the future?"

Naruto's answer was summarily summarized in one word, "Shit."

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1500 years into the future

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''WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T BRING HI-THEM BACK!'' Kimiko yelled as Clay held her back. Even with his new backbone Jack couldn't help but cowered in fear as Kimiko threatened to tear him a new hide.