A/N: And with that, we have the 1st chapter of "The Loud House" rewrite well at hand, starting off with the introduction for the characters, including 5 new OC's by Aurthur Yuri with Lindsay Siedel voicing Liberet, Cree Summer voicing Liberty, Alexis Tipton voicing Logan, Tara Strong voicing Leopold, and finally, Laura Bailey voicing Laney Loud. And the synopsis for this episode is, "Lincoln and his twin sisters, Liberty and Liberet introduce their family of 16 children to the audience." What do you think? Pretty great, huh? Oh, and for all those worried about the other 10 sister getting removed (including a certain someone named crafordbrian17), don't be. They'll still be around. I just apparently forgot to mention that. I apologize for lack of communication about that part. That one was on me. In any case, all 10 of Lincoln's sisters from the original will still be here. I repeat: they will still be here. Anywho, enjoy. :)

The Loud House (Rewrite)

Chapter 1: "Welcome to the Loud House"

First, it showed Lincoln outside at the front porch.

"Hi. I'm Lincoln Loud. And these are my sisters. Liberty and Liberet.", Lincoln introduced.

"Now, I know we may seem like a normal family, but trust us when we say, it's a bit more complicated than that.", Liberty added.

Play Loud House Music: "Theme Song (Extended Version)"

Then, Liberty and her siblings went inside the house to show a daily routine of the house with a boy named Logan, holding a little baby named Leopold, appearing in the loft near the TV.

"You see, in this house, there are 16 of us with Lincoln, Liberty, Liberet, Laney, that's her...", Logan began, pointing to the girl in a small dark pink bonnet.

"Hello.", Laney greeted.

"Leopold, and me, Logan Loud. If you think all 16 children in the house is crazy, get this. There are only 3 boys and 13 girls.", Logan stated as Leopold cooed.

"It may seem a bit awful, but they kinda grow on you at times.", Liberet responded before then going upstairs to show a girl named Lynn on her bike while wearing a football helmet.

"Hi. My name's Lynn. As you can see, when it comes to sports, I'm practically a go-getter!", Lynn spoke before whacking a baseball with a hockey stick before a girl with glasses named Lisa appeared.

"Hello. I'm Lisa Loud, and I have a thing for science where boundaries can be pushed past the limits. Well, for better or for worse.", Lisa spoke while carrying a bottle of chemicals in it with safety gloves and a metal clasp before she noticed it about to explode and hurried off before it did, resulting in an explosion with a girl in a princess dress named Lola appearing next.

"And I'm Princess Lola. But you can call me Lola. If you like, I could set you up for a fancy tea party.", Lola offered before drinking some of her own tea with Luna appearing next near her big speaker system.

"And I'm Luna Loud, ready for my rock to be loud and proud!", Luna shouted excitedly while jamming on her rock guitar with a goth-like girl appearing next.

"Hello. I'm Lucy. My soul is as deep as my poems.", Lucy greeted.

Then, it showed two girls named Lori and Leni.

"Hi, I'm Lori.", Lori greeted.

"And I'm Leni. We both have a thing for fashion.", Leni added while getting out a dress, which apparently made Lori gasp before grabbing it and trying to pull it away only for Leni to pull it back, resulting in a fight as they pulled the dress while alternating.

"Hey, that's my dress!", Lori realized.

"No, that's mine!", Leni argued.

"Mine!", Lori argued.

"Mine!", Leni argued.

"Mine!", Lori argued.

"Mine!", Leni argued before it then showed a baby with a filled diaper walking across the hall past another girl named Luan.

"Poo-poo.", the baby cooed.

"Hi. I'm Luan Loud, resident jokester of the family. And the baby that just walked by with such a stink is Lily. You know what'd really freshen up the place? This fresh batch of cream pie!", Luan spoke before getting out said pie and splattering it onto the wall before laughing as a girl named Lana spoke up in the bathroom.

"Hi. My name is Lana. And as you can see, when it comes to somebody doing dirty work, I don't pull any punches.", Lana spoke before turning the gear with a wrench, causing a practical waterfall as the tap water sprayed out through the door and then went down the stairs just as Lincoln's mom and dad just arrived back home and got surprised.

"Oh, my! Are we doing introductions now?", Mrs. Loud asked.

"Wow. Looks like we came home just in time, huh, honey? Anyway, I'm Mr. Lynn Loud Sr. and this is my wife, Rita.", Mr. Loud greeted.

"Dinner's ready everyone, so you better come on down!", Rita called before a practical stampede of 10 loud girls ran down the stairs toward the table with Lincoln, Liberet, and Liberty barely able to narrowly escape the stampede even with Laney and Logan's help as the latter held on to Leopold before the stampede ceased.

"Frankly, it's a constant struggle to live in this family, but we wouldn't trade it for the world.", Lincoln, Liberty, and Liberet responded.

End Loud House Music: "Theme Song (Extended Version)"

A/N: And with that, the show has now officially started off. A bit short, I know, but it does cover the introductions. Now, if you'll excuse me, I gotta get some rest for my schedule to start off March. Good night, everyone. :)