Hey, Boys, and Girls. It's your Pal Anthem, back at it again. Just putting this here to let you all know that YES I am very much alive! My bad for everything going so silent. But you know the times we're in. ANYWAY, I know a lot of you've been waiting. and as such. I have returned to provide stupid humor in the worst of times! So yeah. Hopefully, you'll all have a safe time, and I'll be here to try and make your day a Little bit brighter. Oh, and keep an eye out. There will be new chapters for RotM coming out soon just need to get out of writer's block for Anthem style stuff. Anyways. I'll stop talking now so you can get to reading. Remember, I only own my jokes and such and have a nice read!

"Swear jar!" - External Speech
"Oh, you've got to be kidding me.." - Internal Speech
|SYSTEM ONLINE| The 'Game', Internal Speech.
"HOW THE FUCK?" - INTENSE SHOUTING

"Magic is simple, and in many ways complex. Ever-Changing and Unexplainable.. That last part sucks because No one can tell me HOW THE FUCK I GOT HERE!"

"I know. One would think. Sailing a boat directly into a freak storm in Bermuda would be more.. exhilarating in death?" Henry pondered as he walked through a seemingly endless hallway. "So. This is.. Purgatory huh? An endless hallway until Judgement Day, and Trumpet sound?" He chuckled softly at the reference.

"Wonder if they have T.V somewhere in here? Really should watch those movies again" He added while continuing to walk forward. letting out a sigh as it felt like walking for days on end

"How does time even pass in this place? Is it Day? Night? Fucking Jabberwock? WHAT?"
Before Henry's irate yelling could continue, a blue screen popped up in his face. bringing him to a halt.

|System: LOADING COMPLETE, DO YOU WISH TO PROCEED? YES/NO|

"Is this some form of twisted Video Game joke? I don't find it funny!" Henry glanced warily at the endless hallway

"Fucking with me when I'm already stuck here..? Welp Into the Rabbit Hole I guess. I did go to Bermuda for adventure and mystery after all" He turned his attention to the floating box. poking the YES before another screen came up. |SETTING TOGGLE PRESET HAS BEEN ? YES/NO|
"Well.. Damn not even a choice?" Henry pressed YES with a small snort. "What's the worst that could... I better not finish that"

|FOR YOUR FORWARD-THINKING, WISDOM HAS INCREASED BY 1|

"Fuck off I don't even have stats!" Henry retorted loudly. only to fall silent when the screen turned to a Stats Menu. "Oh... You have got to be kidding me"

|Name: Henry|
Title:: Ley Wanderer - DESCRIPTION UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME
Permanent Trait: Ley-Kissed - (Base Mana x4 Physical Stats -Half of the base.)
Level - 1
Race: PRESET ROUTE SELECTED
Appearance: PRESET ROUTE SELECTED
Gender: Male
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HP - 125/1255
MP- 640/640
AP - 0/0
( ) = AFTER ALL MODIFIERS
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Str - 8 (4)
Vit - 8 (4)
End - 10 (5)
Dex - 16 (8)
Int - 11
Wis -12
Luk - 0
Chr -2

"Ah. Mage Stats, Fun.." A press of a button later followed with the shake of a head ked Henry to a Class Screen. "Ah, Maybe this an RPG dream? what do we have?"
|CLASSES|
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Pyromancer -Hot, Warm and Everything in between, Surprisingly good at roasting Marshmallows!
Cryomancer- Ice, Ice Magic!
Hydro-Kinetic - You know Poseidon? Yeah he's your Buddy!
Aeromancer - Just don't be an Airhead!
Gaiamancer - Make like a Pebble, ROCK OUT DUDE!
Magos Infina (Requires Ley-Kissed Title) - DESCRIPTION UNAVAILABLE

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"That... is certainly a way to do it, and all magic-related too. But Magos Infina? You know what, Sure. Go with the one that isn't obvious!" He quickly selected it with a sigh. "I have that required Title so May as well., Next, Skills?"

|OPTION UNAVAILABLE AT THIS TIME|

"Ok, So Can't look at that for now. Ok.. fuck, Anything else I need to cover?"
|FOR FORWARD-THINKING, YOU"RE WISDOM AND INTELLIGENCE WENT UP BY ONE|

"Yeah yeah.. .screw you too.. So what now?"

|DO YOU WISH TO SAVE THESE CHANGES AND PROCEED TO YOUR NEW TOR... LIFE? YES/NO|

"Tor.. You better not mean what I think you do.. Damn snarky thing" With a sigh, Henry pressed Yes.

|LOADING WORLD|

"What do you mean loa.." Henry tried to speak but was cut off as his vision faded to black..

_WHAT FEELS LIKE A BULLSHIT AMOUNT OF TIME LATER _

Henry's eyes opened with a jolt. staring up at what appeared to be a clear blue sky, barely visible through the Treetops high above him.. a weight settling over his body after a few moments of just laying still "What..? Was all of that just a dream..?" He questioned while sitting up with a groan. the sounds of bones popping into place accompanying it. "Well.. only one way to find out.. Inventory?"

|INVENTORY|

|Weapons - Mage's Broadguard. - A Broadsword with a Rapier's Basket hilt, Used by Mages to fight in CQC when required.|
|Armor - Battlemage's Half Plate Set- While It's not Plate. at least You don't have a lot on yours! Battlemage's Cloak - Cumbersome and Awkward. At least you look cool with this Ancient Cloak. The 6 Headed Hydra on the back is very.. nice, Hopefully, No-one cuts off your head and Expects it to grow back!|

"So I basically picked a Battlemage class then huh..? Cool. Interesting gear to start with" Henry remarked before getting up with a sigh, ignoring the noises of movement from his armor. "Will definitely have to find a stream or something, see the look.. that and Figure out where I aaaa.. AH!"
Henry jumped slightly as a new menu popped up in his face.

|QUEST STARTED; LEY OF THE LAND.|
|Objective: Find you're way out of the forest without becoming Something's lunch!" [ ] |
|COMPLETION REWARD: 100EXP, Novice's Guide to Magic, Information of you're new world|
|Failure 'rewards': SERIOUS INJURY AND OR DEATH. AKA DON"T DIE!|
|BONUS OBJECTIVE. UNKOWN [ ] |
"So I got the Snarky one? I'd say this sounds like a Fanfiction but you'd probably penalize me huh?!"

|YES|

"WELL FUCK YOU TOO! At least I can.. get magic hopefully" Henry let out another sigh. One of many today it seems! "Ok... so need to find my way out of here. Got .. Which way to go?"

Heyo, Ya boi Anthem Again! We'll leave this chapter off here, Now I decided to give Gamer fics a try since I love em, Especially the humorous ones! Hopefully, I'll get good at writing sooner or later and turn this into a good one eh? XD Have a good day folks! Hope you enjoyed it and be sure to come back! I"LL HAVE EVEN MORE IN STORE SOON! WOOO!