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So got another idea from Brainstorm Sorcerer for this verse, so thank you to him.
Hope all enjoy.
"So guys, let's play", Andrew said as he turned on the TV, with Kennedy and Andrew behind him. "It's gonna be so much fun."
"Yeah, we need fun", Kennedy agreed with a nod.
"So, what game is it?" Robin asked as they stood near the TV.
"Mortal Kombat 9", Andrew said when suddenly the TV sucked all 3 of them in while they screamed.
Later
Xander and Gunn arrived to see the TV open with Mortal Kombat 9 on.
"Wanna play?" Xander asked.
"Oh I sure do", Gunn smirked as they sat down, picking up the controllers.
As they went to select the players, their eyes widened on seeing 3 new characters- Kennedy, Andrew Wells and Robin Wood!
"Guys, let me out!" Andrew was screaming.
"Please!" Kennedy screamed.
"We're trapped!" Robin said.
Xander and Gunn laughed hysterically as Gunn asked. "So, should we get them out?"
"Like hell!" Xander said. "I'm gonna play as Andrew."
"I pick Jax", Gunn smirked as he picked Jax.
And then it began as Jax arrived in the arena and punched the ground, forming a small shockwave. "Bring it!"
Andrew then ran into the arena, looking around in fear. "Please help me!"
And then a voice announced- "Round 1- Fight!"
Xander controlled Andrew as he yelled. "NO! PLEASE!"
Andrew punched Jax but he was unaffected, and Xander tried to hit Jax multiple times with Andrew but Jax took no damage as Xander and Gunn laughed hysterically.
"PLEASE! GET ME OUT!" Andrew screamed.
"My turn", Gunn said as he used Jax to unleash a flurry of punches and kicks on Andrew, and by the end Andrew was bloodied and crying.
"Finish it!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Andrew screamed as Jax slammed both his fists on the sides of Andrew's head, turning his head into a bloody splatter, and then grabbing his arms, pushed his chest back with his foot while pulling his arms, and the arms were ripped out.
The headless and armless Andrew fell down as Jax threw the arms down and roared.
"Jax wins! Flawless victory. Fatality."
Xander and Gunn were in hysterics at this point, high-fiving each other as Buffy, Angel, Spike, Cordelia, Willow, Tara, Faith, Dawn, Anya, Wesley, Fred, Lorne and Giles all arrived too.
"Why are you two laughing so much?" Fred asked.
"This game has 3…" Xander laughed hysterically with Gunn again, the two holding each other's shoulders for support.
"3 new characters", Gunn finished as they went to the character selection page to show them Kennedy, Andrew and Robin.
Now all of them were in hysterics again as Fred asked. "So how did this happen?"
"I was trying to cast a spell to get more controllers for the game, so all of us can play at once, but it didn't work", Dawn sighed sadly before smirking. "Or it did."
"Right now, I just had Jax smash Andrew's head, then rip out his arms", Gunn said, making everyone almost fall to the floor in laughter.
"That is bloody brilliant!" Spike laughed.
"I wanna play too!" Faith said as she sat down, picking Kratos. "Someone please pick Robin!"
"I'll do it", Wesley said as he sat down next to her, picking Robin.
"PLEASE! LET ME OUT OF HERE!" Robin begged as the fight began.
Kratos then arrived in the arena, unleashing his blades. "You will not see the end of this day!"
"My mom was a Slayer", Robin said, suddenly feeling an adrenaline boost.
Faith laughed hysterically. "He really thinks he can scare Kratos with that crap?!"
"Round 1- Fight!"
"He is an idiot", Wesley shrugged as he controlled Robin who punched Kratos but again, no damage as Robin screamed. "GAAAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Wesley controlled Robin into trying to punch Kratos again as he said. "No, it hurts! Please!"
Faith then had Kratos swing his blades at Robin's face, slicing it badly before he plunged them into Robin's abdomen, shattering his ribs, and taking them out, punched Robin's face with his gauntlet, crushing his skull badly.
Robin fell down, screaming in pain, but due to video game mechanics, got back up as Kratos slid, throwing him down again.
"Finish him!"
Kratos just gave Robin an uppercut and he was sent flying off onto a protruding spike, dying on the spot.
"Kratos wins. Flawless victory. Fatality!"
Everyone was in hysterics once more as Willow said. "My turn now!"
"So, I have to pick Kennedy?" Tara asked and Willow nodded. "All right then."
And so they sat down, Tara picking Kennedy as Willow picked Sonya Blade.
Then Sonya Blade arrived in the arena. "I guess I'll have to do this the hard way."
Kennedy arrived in the arena too. "You're so gonna pay, bitch!"
Willow, Tara and the rest laughed at Kennedy's bravado as Willow said. "It's gonna be you."
"Round 1- Fight!"
And then Tara controlled Kennedy into trying to attack Sonya as Willow had her dodge while Kennedy screamed. "Who the hell is controlling me? I have to wi-"
She was cut off when Sonya punched her face, then kicked her multiple times as Kennedy screamed. "AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHH!"
Then Sonya did a flip and grabbing Kennedy's neck between her legs, twisted, breaking it, before kicking her face multiple times, and grabbing her head between her feet, flipped Kennedy to the ground, cracking her skull.
"Finish her!"
"Mission accomplished", Sonya said as she wrapped a wire around Kennedy's throat and then flipped to the other side as Kennedy snarled. "You'll pay bi-"
She was cut off when Sonya pulled her wire, cutting off Kennedy's head as her head fell down.
"Sonya Blade wins. Flawless victory. Fatality!"
Everyone was in hysterics again as Spike. "All right, my turn mate."
"I have to pick Robin, right?" Buffy asked and Spike nodded. "Hell yeah!"
The two sat down as Buffy picked Robin while Spike picked Sub Zero.
Sub Zero materialized in the arena as ice before shattering it. "This fight will be your last."
"That's what I thought about my previous one", Robin said in fear, clearly shitting his pants as they all laughed.
"Round 1- Fight!"
Buffy controlled Robin into punching Sub Zero but Robin screamed. "He's too cold!"
"Well then resist you little wuss!" Buffy said as they all were in hysterics.
Spike controlled Sub Zero who punched Robin, then stabbed his chest with an ice sword, making him scream in pain and chatter his teeth.
Sub Zero then punched Robin multiple times under Spike's control while freezing him as Spike smirked. "Yeah, there ya go, Principal!"
"Finish him!"
Sub Zero grabbed Robin and threw him into a Living Tree's mouth, which chewed the screaming and grunting Robin, leaving his legs out.
"Sub Zero wins. Flawless victory. Fatality!"
"Okay, my turn now", Angel said.
"You're taking on Andrew?" Cordelia asked and got a nod.
They sat down after Buffy and Spike were up, with Cordelia picking Andrew and Angel picking Scorpion.
Scorpion arrived in the arena, flaming and with a roar. "Vengeance will be mine!"
Andrew was on his knees. "Please, I didn't do a thing to you!"
"Round 1- Fight!"
Cordelia controlled Andrew who threw sloppy punches and kicks at Scorpion, not doing any damage as he screamed. "Please, I don't wanna fight!"
"Huh, but then how will you narrate your tales of bravery?" Cordelia asked as everyone laughed hysterically, holding their stomachs again.
"Take this you weasel", Angel snarled as he had Scorpion punch and kick Andrew before pulling him with a chain.
"Get over here!"
And then Andrew was beaten down again.
"Finish him."
Scorpion took his flaming skull face and breathed fire on Andrew, who was set on fire as he screamed. "I'M ON FIRE! I'M ON FIRE! NOOOOOO!"
Eventually he was down.
"Scorpion wins. Flawless victory. Fatality!"
"I wanna beat him up too", Dawn smiled.
"I'll be him then to help you out", Fred said as Dawn smiled gratefully and now they sat down.
Fred picked Andrew while Dawn picked Mileena.
Mileena arrived on the arena with a laugh. "Let us dance."
Andrew was now even more horrified. "No please, I don't want to dance with you."
"Round 1- Fight!"
Andrew was trying to fight the controls but failed as Fred made him rush to Mileena to punch her, lending zero damage. "No, please, not this!"
Dawn then had Mileena trip Andrew and beat him up. "Yeah, take that you creep!"
She had Mileena beat down Andrew even more.
"Finish him!"
Mileena took out 2 blades and threw them at Andrew's feet, pinning them as Andrew screamed and cried.
Mileena then grabbed Andrew and ripped his body off his feet, making him scream and cry as she threw him down.
"Mileena wins. Flawless victory. Fatality!"
"I think 4 will make this a charm", Anya smirked, confusing the rest before she opened a portal and skinless Warren jumped out.
He started. "Where am-"
He was cut off when Anya pushed him to the TV, sending him into the game as well as all were in hysterics again.
"Okay, that was awesome!" Willow cheered, looking forward to Warren's beatdown.
"Who is gonna beat him? Tara asked.
"I will do it", Giles smirked, turning into Ripper as he sat down.
"Guess I'll have to be the rapist and killer", Lorne sighed sadly. "Anything for a good cause though."
And so Lorne picked Warren while Giles asked. "Who should I pick?"
"Pick Noob Saibot", Xander said and Giles did just that.
Noob Saibot then arrived in the arena. "Hear me!"
Warren was scared. "Please, don't rip me."
"Round 1- Fight!"
Lorne controlled Warren in trying to hit Noob who was unaffected. "PLEASE! I AM SORRY!"
"No you're not", Dawn sneered at him.
"I think he should just be beaten up", Lorne shrugged, putting the controller down. Giles had no idea how to play but this was still easy as Noob beat down Warren, who screamed and cried as the rest laughed at his misery.
Noob then kicked Warren back as his double grabbed Warren from behind, then Noob kicked his face, breaking the skull while his double kneed Warren's spine, breaking that as well as Warren screamed and cried.
Then Noob kicked Warren's crotch, making him vomit as he screamed while Noob's double disappeared.
"Finish him!"
Noob raised his double again and they grabbed Warren by one foot each, slowly pulling him apart, his crotch being ripped into two as blood poured out, and soon his whole body was ripped into two, blood dropping down in huge amounts as the rest laughed and applauded.
The two Noobs then held the two halves of Warren.
"Noob Saibot wins. Flawless victory. Fatality!"
Everyone laughed, holding their stomachs as Willow said. "I think we should get the other 3 out now."
"Yeah", Tara nodded as they chanted and then Kennedy, Andrew and Robin were pulled out of the game, lying on the ground, moaning and whining in pain. Now since they were back in the real world, all of their injuries were gone, but they still felt all of the pain, and were almost crying as the rest laughed at how badly they had been humiliated.
"Warren can stay inside", Buffy said with no sympathy.
"No less than he deserves", Spike shrugged as they all walked off, leaving the 3 whining losers on the ground, having enjoyed this game a lot.
And hope all enjoyed again.
Stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!
