Ring, ring, ring!

Hope was calling Scott!

"Scott! It's an emergency! Can you help me?"

"Always, babe. What's up?"

"I threw up all over the Wasp suit! Now, I need it cleaned before Daddy comes home from buying cigarettes!" Hope cried.

"Well... good luck!" Scott said, hanging up.

Hank came home and saw Hope trying to clean her suit.

"HOPE! DID YOU THROW UP ALL OVER MY SUIT?!" he yelled.

"No, Papa," said Hope.

"Telling lies?" Hank asked.

"Okay! Fine! I did! I'm sick!" Hope said, crying like a little baby.

"No," said Hank. "You threw up, because you weren't wearing your glasses!"

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard," said Hope. "How can that possibly be true?"

"Science! That's how!" Hank said. "Now, I will be taking your suit away as a punishment."

Hope then went to her room and cried, why Hank acted like she didn't know why she was sad.

After Hope did nothing but lie and bed and cry for a week, Hank got annoyed and called Scott over to cheer her up.

Scott arrived with a microphone and a toy drum set.

He tried to sing and play "Despacito", but it turned out horribly because he didn't know Spanish.

Hope cried harder, so Scott tried to perform Uptown Funk instead. That was her favorite song.

That just made Hope angry, though. She punched Scott in the stomach and he threw up all over his Ant-Man suit.

Hank heard this and stormed into the room to investigate.

"You're going to be in trouble for sure, SCOTTY!" Hope said.

"Shut up, HOPEY!" Scott said.

"What's going on in here?" Hank asked. "Scott, did you puke on my Ant-Man suit?"

Scott laughed nervously. "Yes. It was an accident, Hank."

"Ah, don't worry," said Hank. "Accidents happen!"

"WTF!" Hope said.

The next day, Scott decided to join the Avengers.

"Wanna come with me, Hope?" he asked.

"I'd like to, but I can't," said Hope. "I don't have my Wasp suit anymore."

"Well, lucky for you, I can sneak and get it back," said Scott.

Because they had to fly to New York, Scott and Hope were up very early.

Scott had managed to sneak the Wasp suit back when Hank was sleeping.

Then, they flew to New York to join the Avengers, because that's totally how things work.

Loki was walking around, committing crimes.

"Yikes! A major villain is on the loose! Captain America said. "Avengers, suit up!"

"Ugh! I can't get my suit on!" Hope whined. "It's too tight!"

"Can't that suit grow and shrink?" Tony asked. "Make it bigger!"

"Actually, my suit is the growing one," said Scott. "Hers is at maximum size, I believe."

"Ha! The woman is too fat for her suit! This is most hilarious!" Thor laughed.

"Shut up!" Hope said, crying again.

"Hey, maybe I can help you," said Black Widow, trying to help Hope get her suit on.

"She probably gained weight from stress eating! Ha, ha, ha !" Scott laughed.

Suddenly, the zipper broke on Hope's suit!

"Oopsies!" Black Widow said.

"Did you just break my suit? Gosh darn you!" Hope said, lunging at Black Widow.

This triggered a huge fight that all of the Avengers got involved in. Meanwhile, Loki got away with his crimes.

"Cool and good!" Loki said.

The end.