The Vestige waited impatiently for Ardanir to slowly push away from the wooden stakes that served no purpose and turn to speak.

When he finally seemed to be paying attention, the hero held out the gemstones.

"Here are the gemstones you requested."

Ardanir took them, looking thoughtful. "Just holding these gems makes me feel uneasy. Like there's something deep inside them that wishes to be free. But then, I am no shaman.
Thank you. We appreciate the risks you undertake on our behalf. I hope this small token shows our appreciation."

The Vestige took the bag of stuff, not overly thrilled, and frowned. "If you don't like even holding them, then what did you need those gemstones for anyway?"

"We use them to make powerful totems." Ardanir explained, tone suggesting it was the most important thing in the world. "I believe you have some of these. Rings of the Voidcaller, Rings of the Radiant Bastion and sometimes, even Rings of the Witchknight."

The Vestige stared at him long and hard.

"You mean to tell me I just gave you supplies to make more of the useless stuff you keep giving me whenever I do these favors for you?"

"Aye," Ardanir proclaimed.

"Fuck you." the Vestige said, and promptly shoved Ardanir off the ledge and into the water below.


Author's Note: This is based off of a funny conversation my brother and I had, as we forced ourselves to grind out these dailies for achievements...haha.

But seriously, what DO they need these gemstones for? He says because there's "Enchantments" on them, but...okay? And?

And anyone else want to shove him in the water with how long his animation takes before talking to you? Dude, I have many other dailies to do, move it along!