Innocence

GrantL1991 asked for a oneshot Snowing, Emma and Neal are having dinner when Neal asks Charming what a DILF is. Snowing don't know what it means either, and ask him where he heard it from. Neal said he overheard two of his teachers calling Charming a DILF. Emma bursts out laughing and explains what it means to her parents later that night.

It had become part of the Charming family's weekly routine that every Saturday night they ate dinner at Granny's. Henry was only present every other Saturday, as he spent alternate weekends at each of his moms' houses. That week was a week Henry was with Regina. So it was just Snow, Charming, Emma and Neal.

"How's school been Neal?" Snow asked her son.

"Good." He asked, gulping down a mouthful of burger.

"What have you been learning about?" Charming questioned him.

"Capitals and stuff. This week was Nashville, Tennessee. I kind of learned something else though." Neal said.

"Oh?" Snow asked.

"Yeah, I heard two of my teachers talking about it. They called dad one. What's a DILF?" Emma just about choked on her coke. Snow and Charming just looked confused. They looked beside them to see Emma laughing so hard she was crying.

"Uh, we don't know Neal. Maybe we can Google it when we get home…"

"No need!" Emma quickly interrupted. "I know what it is. It's means he's really smart Neal." Emma lied. Neal seemed to accept this definition, but not his parents. Emma could tell by the way they were looking at her she'd have to explain that night after Neal was in bed.

Sure enough, once Neal was safely tucked up, Snow and Charming pressed Emma to tell them the real meaning of DILF.

"You sure you want to know?" She asked them. She would not be held responsible for them reacting badly. They nodded.

"It's an acronym. It stands for Dad I'd Like to Fuck. Basically his teachers are thirsty." Charming blushed, not really sure how else to react whilst Snow's eyes narrowed dangerously. Emma suddenly felt awful for those two teachers.