Reasons for puking

captainswan2000 asked for a oneshot of Emma and Killian teasing Charming that Emma is pregnant but really it's just a stomach bug.

"Alright, fess up." Charming said, folding his arms across his chest. Both Emma and Killian looked at Charming, confused. "You can both drop the act. That's the third morning in a row that you've come into the station late because Emma was throwing up. How far along are you?" He asked directly. Emma and Killian both looked at each other, amused.

"You caught us dad." Emma sighed. "You're the first one…grandpa."

"Eight weeks." Killian said, placing a hand on Emma's abdomen. "Get yourself a cane and slippers, mate."

"I'll remind you both that I'm already a grandfather and I'm nothing but super cool." Charming grumbled. "See! I've still got it. Does your mom know yet? She'll be so annoyed I got there first? Have you got any names picked out yet? Or a scan picture? Or…"

"Ok, relax dad, we're just jerking your chain." Emma admitted. "I've got a bug. That's what's making me throw up, Sherlock." Charming couldn't believe it.

"Oh come on guys, not cool!" He complained. "You can't have me think I'm going to be a grandpa again and take it away from me."

"Sorry dad." Emma said, getting up and kissing her dad's cheek. "I'll be back in a minute; I'm just walking Killian out." Charming just grunted in response, clearly still in a huff.

Emma and Killian made their way out the station.

"Well that went better than expected." Killian whispered. "So when do we tell them all for real?" Emma really did have a stomach bug that was making her throw up. That's what took her to the doctor's…and that's where they found out they were pregnant.