"Alright pipsqueaks, sit down and shut up," said a nicely dressed man, likely in his mid 40s. His fedora was hiding the bags from under eyes, likely from his night out at the local bar again. Closing the door of classroom 1-A behind, he slid into the front chair behind his desk. "You all know what to do on Thursdays, I'm not your parent," he voiced out to the 15 students filling each desk in the class.
"Professor Kizakura Sir!' Exclaimed the black haired, red eyed, Ultimate Moral Compass, Kiyotaka Ishimaru, 'With all due respect, you have arrived late for the fourth day in a row! That is highly unprofessional Sir!" However, Koichi Kizakura has already passed out.
Putting his feet on the desk, the Ultimate Baseball Star, Leon Kuwata snorted, "Taka, dude, take a chill pill."
"HEY! NO ONE TELLS MY BRO TO TAKE A CHILL PILL DICKWAD!" Yelled the muscular, Ultimate Biker Gang Leader, Mondo Owada. He jumped out of his chair, and in one swift motion, he lifted Leon up by his white shirt collar.
"Owada no!" Cried out the petite Ultimate Programmer, Chihiro Fujisaki.
"This would make a great introduction to my new fanfic!" Exclaimed the largely obese, Ultimate Fanfic Creator, Hifumi Yamada. He took out a notebook from his bag, and began to write furiously.
Now the rest of the class was either excited or scared to see what Mondo would do with Leon. Everyone knew Mondo coud snap Leon in half, but obviously Mondo wouldn't do that. Right?
"Oh yeah, y-you're a real t-t-tough guy aren't you?" Breathed out Leon. Then he did something that would definitely get him snapped in half. He spat on Mondo's face. His face got red. His eyes pierced Leon's. That's when Leon knew, he screwed up.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-" and Leon was flung to the other side of the classroom, hitting the Ultimate Affluent Prodigy, Byakuya Togami's desk with a bang. With Leon smashing into Togami's desk, his water bottle spilled onto his very nice white shirt.
Eyes wide, and face red, Byakuya yelled, "Y-YOU PLEBEIAN! HOW DARE YOU!"
"Just a scratch wimp," Growled Mondo, slipping back into his seat.
"Mommy?" Asked Leon, right before he passed out due to the collision. Byakuya's wet, white, shirt was now showing his toned chest and stomach. This attracted Togami's stalker, the Ultimate Writing Prodigy, Toko Fukawa to take out her mono-phone and snap pictures of his now visible abs.
"M-Master is so fit! Only the b-best for master!" Toko exclaimed, now drooling and shivering.
"I'm surprised his legs didn't break in half with how lanky they are," Replied the busty Ultimate Swimming Pro, Aoi Asahina. That remark earned most of the girls to snicker.
"Y-You whore! How dare you insult master's beautiful legs! They are a gift!" Screeched the now standing up Toko.
"If you mean a gift from hell," sniggered the Ultimate Pop Sensation, Sayaka Maizono.
"You're all lucky I'm on my meds, o-or she would have ripped all of y-you!" Yelled back Toko. She ran out the door, and closed it with a slam.
"J-Junko, why are you taping this?" Asked the Ultimate Soldier, Mukuro Ikusaba. The fraternal twins were in the left corner of the classroom, shed away from all the chaos happening in front of them.
Junko Enoshima, the Ultimate Fashionista, was in fact taping all of this chaos for her enjoyment. In a hushed whisper, she replied, "Are you that hollow in your head? I'm taping this for the glorious Despair. There's nothing better than a video full of fights, Muku." With that, Junko went back to focusing on her camera, trying to capture the greatest moments of this Thursday.
"Wimp? I will RUIN YOU OWADA!" Yelled Byakuya, pointing at the laid back Mondo, "Or, maybe i'll ruin your reputation with your biker gang about the tragic loss of your brother?"
Mondo shot up to face Togami. Blood was swimming in his eyes. Class 78 knew never to talk about Mondo's brother in front of him, and Togami just broke that rule. "Give me one good reason not to bash your snobby face in right now?" Owada growled.
When things go to hell, Class 78 always knew that they could turn to one special person in their class to resolve anything. His hope was overpowering to anything, and one person in particular was very interested about this so-called hope as everyone puts it. Hope vs. Despair, no true winner, but always at odds with each other. Truly a battle for the ages.
Standing up from his chair, the normal Ultimate Lucky Student, Makoto Naegi, ran over "Stop! Fighting doesn't resolve anything, it just makes bigger problems! We need to talk like civilized people to make an agreement an-"
Cutting through Naegi's words, the classroom's door swung open and a large man with long hair sticking straight up rushed into the room. "Sorry I'm late Teach! I got held up at the mariju-" Yasuhiro Hagakure, the Ultimate Clairvoyant, shut his mouth from saying anything else that could potentially get him expelled.
"I'm up, Jin!" Yelled out a now awake Koichi Kizakura. Taking a scan over the now destroyed classroom, Koichi could only mouth out the words, "I'm so fired."
"Don't look at me'" Taka exclaimed, 'Leon told me to take a chill pill Sir!" Taka stood up, saluting the scared Kizakura.
"Leon! I fell asleep for 10 minutes and he's passed out!" Yelled Kizakura, taking a swig from his flask.
The students stared at each other, until someone gave a suggestion.
The until now quiet Ultimate Detective, Kyoko Kirigiri said, "My detective counterpart has a maid in his class, we can borrow her to clean up this mess before someone finds out."
Putting down his flask, Koichi looked into Kirigiri's eyes and replied, "You're the best Niece I ever had Kirigiri."
Smirking, Kyoko answered, "I'm also the only niece you have."
Suddenly, someone that everyone thought that wasn't gonna talk for another week, lifted his head and looked around at the scene. "Hey? What the fuck happened here?" Asked Leon, dumbfounded.
"Naegi, take Mr. Kuwata here to the nurses office to get him patched up, while i'll call Ms. Monomi to get her student here. And where in the ever living hell is Toko?!" Kizakura yelled.
"I really appreciate you bringing me here bro," Leon said to Neagi, sitting on his left. They were in the nurse's office, with Leon laying down on the white couch and bandages wrapped around his forehead.
"As long as you're okay Kuwata, I'm just doing my job," Makoto gave Leon a hope-filled smile.
"Y-You won't get b-better if you don't follow my light K-Kuwata," the Ultimate Nurse, Mikan Tsumiki, was trying to track Leon's eyes with her pen light, but to no avail with him talking.
As Mikan was checking up on Leon, Makoto sat back on his chair with his arms on his legs, staring at the floor. Ever since he got here, he always felt like he didn't deserve to be at Hope's Peak Academy. After all, there's no talent for being lucky. The only good thing that was worthwhile of his talent was getting the reserved Kyoko Kirigiri to talk to him, and after that they became great friends. Of course he wouldn't trade their friendship for anything, but Makoto's just normal. A normal person in an academy filled with special people. It really is just a joke for him to be he-
"Ah Naegi, Kizakura said you'd be in here. I hope no harm happened to you," said a man from the door. This man was decked out in a black suit with his jet black hair. He was arguably one of the most respected men in Japan. This man was not only the father of Kyoko Kirigiri, but he was the Headmaster of Hope's Peak Academy. People would die to have his position as Headmaster of this prestigious school. Jin Kirigiri was a liked man throughout the school, but still scared people when he walked into the room. This is what the Ultimate Lucky Student of Class 78 was feeling.
"Hello Headmaster, always a pleasure to see you,' Makoto bowed towards the man, 'Leon, uh, tripped on some books and fell down, so Mr. Kizakura asked me to bring Leon here." Leon shook his head at Makoto's blanent lie.
"Just as expected of you to care for another student, Naegi. But I need to talk to you for a moment out in the hallway," Kirigiri said, motioning outside. Naegi looked around the room, red covering his face, obviously nervous. "Don't worry Negi, it's nothing bad," Kirigiri reassured, putting his hands up. Looking at Leon, he gave Naegi a nod and proceeded to follow his Headmaster out into the hall.
Closing the door behind him, Naegi turned to his left where the most respected man was standing in front of him. Of course, they had interaction about Kyoko and earning her father's trust back (It took a good nine months for that to happen). But something in the air was different. This wasn't about Kyoko, but more about Makoto.
"So, I heard that Kizakura told you and your class about the required community hours towards your graduation, if I am correct," Kirigiri said, keeping his arms at his side.
"Yes sir, we went over that two months ago, is that what you want to talk about?" Naegi asked.
Kirigiri nodded his head, replying, "Spot on Naegi. Last year, you mended me and my daughter's broken relationship, and for that I wanted to give you an offer that will help you complete those community hours. Of course, if you're up to it."
This was news to Makoto, as he hadn't been thinking about his community hours all too often. They were a requirement for every Ultimate that attended Hope's Peak. "I'll be grateful for anything that could complete them sir," Naegi answered.
"Perfect! I heard you got your first car over your summer, if I am not mistaken. You may complete your community hours driving an Uber. I get that community hours means you don't get paid, but as you have done the world for me, I managed to tweak that system for you. You will get paid, and complete your hours for this month," Smiled Jin Kirigiri.
Makoto was dumbfounded. Of course he'd heard of Uber before, who didn't? But working for them? Naegi hadn't put much thought into that possibility. On paper Naegi would have jumped at the idea. Getting paid while being one step closer to graduation sounded like a blessing. Besides, he would trust the Headmaster with his life. In Makoto's head, he was freaking out. He was only 17! This was definitely illegal, but Kirigiri said he made some tweaks. Right? Maybe he should ask his younger sister Komaru…
"Deal," Naegi exclaimed, looking his Headmaster in the eyes. Kirigiri smiled and Naegi's determination. This is why he deserved to be in this academy. Makoto was someone Hope's Peak had never had.
"I already signed you up, no need to worry about your age. Just read these papers, and you're good to go. I'll speak to Kizakura about our agreement so he'll cut down on your homework," Jin explained, handing Naegi a short stack of instructions and rules.
Taking the papers from his headmaster, Naegi bowed saying, "I won't let you down Mr. Kirigiri." And Naegi began walking back upstairs towards his classroom.
"Naegi!' Kirigiri yelled, 'Good luck!"
Luck was something Naegi didn't need, but he has it anyways.
