Hello! This is my first avengers fan fic, I think this past month I have probably binge read a few hundred Avengers based FanFiction and decided I want in on one story line in particular.

Peters identity gets exposed.

This is literally just going to be a collection of one shots where Peter's identity as either Spider-Man, a resident at SI or as Starks 'son' is revealed, in the classroom or on a field trip, accidentally using his reflexes... slipping up in general.

Obviously I don't own the Avengers or Spider-Man or anything you recognise!

Enjoy you MOFO's.

Timeline literally doesn't exist in this...

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Liz's Party

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As Ned and Peter waived goodbye to May, Peter sighed for what might have been the one hundredth time that evening. "I can't believe I'm about to do this Ned.."

"It's going to be soo cool!" As Ned grinned, Peter couldn't help but shake his head at his best friend. It was amazing that even though Ned knew everything he was still star struck and amazed by Peter second life.

The two made their way inside and were met by a mob of dancing teenagers that were oblivious to the world around them. Looking through the crowd they spotted Liz chatting away with friends and to their horror they saw Flash DJ'ing.

"Do I really have to do this Ned..?"

Before Ned could reply Liz appeared in front of them and greated them, shouting over the music, but a moment of awkward conversation she left to return to her friends.

"Yes!" Ned grinned once again before faulting, "Ah that was to answer your question.."

"I know Ned." The two stood there in complete silence as they continued to stare at the room.

"I can't believe you guys are at this lame party."

The two turned to see MJ standing behind them with her arms crossed, "Ahh, you're here too?" Ned slowly said with his eyes brow furrowed.

"Am I?" MJ smirked as the two boys look confused. As Peter opened his mouth to respond Flash's voice called him out.

"Parkerrrrr!" The dancing stopped and all eyes turned to him almost like they were expecting Spider-Man to just jump out. "So where is he, huh?" Flash threw his arms in the air and looked around. "Looks like the loser was lyyyying!"

Peter felt Ned hit him on the arm, "He's coming. He is just going to be a bit late that's all..." He shifted awkwardly before grinning at everyone.

Flash rolled his eyes, turning the music back up and before long everyone was back dancing. Watching the smug grin appear on Flash's face, Peter turned to Ned.

"I'm going to do it. Yep... I'm going to do it now Ned." He nodded as if agreeing with himself. "I'm going to the bathroom..."

He quickly walked away smiling awkwardly at MJ who just looked at him with a deadpanned expression, while inside she was thinking deeply, 'What is he up to?'. As Peter disappeared, she turned to Ned who was twitching awkwardly and couldn't help but feel the need to draw him, if only she had her sketch book.

"Nice hat, Nerd." Ned just smiled and hummed as he shifted his weight, looking outside. MJ followed his line of sight but found nothing.

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"I can do this. Yeah, I'm Spider-Man! Hey Ned!" Peter had made his way to the roof and was currently pacing in his suit. "No I can't say that, can I?" He let out a sigh before continuing, "Hey guys, hope I didn't miss the party! Oh, hey Ned! How's it going!" He face palmed before looking over the edge of the guttering, before quickly putting his mask in place.

"I can do this. I am Spider-Man. I can do this!" As he spoke he closed his eyes and bouced on his toes as if psyching himself up and didn't realise he had come awefully close to the edge until it was too late.

He fell over the edge and quickly shot a web to catch himself but couldn't avoid his shoulder from bumping into the large glass window as he did.

Still hanging upside down, Peter turned to look inside and was met by the stunned face of Flash, who had stopped the music out of shock. Looking past him, Peter could see everyone had stopped dancing and talking and were now staring directly at him as well. He slowly lowered himself to the ground before giving a little wave, his heart beat slowly started beating faster as he stepped inside.

Peters eyes search through the crowd before they finally landed on Ned. Letting out a breath he didn't know he was holding he finally spoke to the stunned group.

"Hey guys, hope I didn't miss the party?"

It was almost as if a button had been pressed, the moment he finished his question the room exploded.

"Do you know Peter Parker?"

"Can you summon spiders?"

"How old are you?"

"Can I have your autograph?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"If you bit someone, would you poison them?"

"How do you fit in that suit?"

"Do you know the Avengers?"

"Have you ever killed someone?"

The questions came from every direction and Peter could feel his heart beat increasing, he turned to each voice as they spoke and could feel his head starting to spin. It was too much.

"Why did I come here..?" He whispered to himself trying to find Ned once again. "Ned?!"

"Everyone get back! What is wrong with you?!" Ned rushed to Peters side and told everyone off.

"Wait.. You know Ned?"

"Uh.. Yeah, we met through Peter..."

"Where is Parker anyway..?"

"He said he had to go to the toilet..." MJ stepped into the circle, "But that was like twenty minutes ago.."

A small murmur broke through the crowd as someone broke away to check the bathroom.

"No ones in the bathroom.."

All eyes once again turned to Ned and Spider-Man.

"So... Spider-Man... Where is Peter?"

"Uh, he was on the roof last I saw him..."

"How the hell did Penis get on the roof..?" An unspoken agreement went through the group.

"He's a good climber?" Spider-Man scratched the back of his neck and shrugged.

"Must be a realll good climber if he got all the way up there..." Flash crosses his arms as he stared at Spider-Man with a thoughtful expression on his face. "Hey Spider-Man, can you say 'I am Spider-Man."

".. I am Spider-Man?"

"What about, 'I love Star Wars.'" Flash met the eye of one of his friends.

"Ah, I love Star Wars.." Spider-Man looked around the room before looking back at Flash, "What is the point of this?"

"Oh, I just wanted you to talk more.. you sound awfully familiar." Once again the group nodded in agreement, but before he could speak up more questions were thrown at him.

"Why do you sound so young?"

"How did you get your powers?"

"Are the powers you or the suit?"

"Guys just shut up! He came here as something special and instead you're asking heaps of questions!" Ned threw his hands in the air as the other ignored him, "Are you alright man?"

"Yeah Ned... might just do a trick and leave..."

Spider-Man did exactly that, he called for everyone's attention before backflipping and then shot some webs to the back door and before anyone could react he was gone.

"Hey Ned, want to leave yet?" Peter appeared next to the boy, wiping his hands on his pants.

"Oh my god..." The two boys turned towards the owner of the voice, it was none other then Betty Brant. She stood there with her mouth open before getting her mind together, "Peter can you say, 'I love Star Wars'?"

The two boys stood there in silence before Ned hit Peter on the arm, "Come on man.."

"Ah... Why?" He was met with a glare, "Okay, okay! I love Star Wars."

The room was dead silent as Betty lifted her hand that was holding her tape recorder. She pushed a butting and Flash's voice filled the space, "What about, 'I love Star wars'?"

"Ah.. I love Star Wars? What is-"

"You- You're Spider-Man."

Chaos once again filled the room.

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So there is my first one shot... completely random but hopefully it's worth something!

Let me know what yas would like to see lol