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This one is really just a joke... it doesn't give Petey any brains lol poor Peter.

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In which Peter used his reflexes in gym class.

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It was one of those days for Peter and Ned. Flash had been excessively annoying right throughout the day, every class had been ridiculously slow and boring and now they had to suffer through gym class. It didn't help that Peter had been up late the night before on patrol.

As Peter and Ned jogged around the hall they were chatting away about the latest Star Wars LEGO set and whose house they would build it at. As they ran Peter would look around then suddenly fall back pretending to be out of breath just as the other students were doing before continuing on as if he had only just started jogging.

Finishing the warm up laps the students were ordered to line up in front of the teacher, a man who took anything sport related too seriously to be considered normal. Coach Wilson stared at each of them before announcing what they were doing that class.

"Today's lesson is going to be filled with; Dodgeball." The way he announced it was if it was the game of gods. The sad part was, Peter could picture Thor playing the game with Mjolnir... Grinning to himself, he made the decision to tell Ned later.

While Peter was stuck in his mind imaging what the game would be like if the Avengers played, Coach Wilson chose the team captains and proceeded splitting the class in two. Luckily Peter was with Ned but unfortunately Flash was on the opposing team with his group of baboon friends.

The two teams lined up on the back lines and then, the second Coach Wilson blew the whistle, the teens ran forward like it was a war. As the first lot of people got out Peter was lost to his mind once again, not noticing the game happening around him, but still managing to stay in. Even as Coach Wilson blew his whistle again to call out they were down to the last remaining few on each side Peter continued his thoughts.

He would learn to regret not paying attention though, because as the last few on Peter's team stood in defence, Flash and his goons held all the balls and were fully prepared to target one person at a time.

Who was first on their list?

Peter. The only one who still hadn't even noticed their malicious stares.

To the students watching on the sidelines the game went into slow motion as Flash stared at Peter, grinning, as he pegged a ball towards the boys head, to which Peter just tilted out of the way. Scowling Flash signaled to his friends to target Peter one ball at a time.

The first ball went to Peters hip and as the boy mixed reality with his thoughts he stepped out of the way, just to backflip as two went to hit him in the chest and shoulder. Still completely stuck in his mind Peter shifted into a crouch, a typical stance for the young spider, and made his move not even noticing the baffled looks on his fellow class mates.

Peter flung a ball at one of the boys chests and hit him in a kill shot with enough force it's sent him falling backwards onto his bum, before ducking to avoid a ball that was sent in his direction. Still not seeing the difference between reality and imagination Peter saw Clint and Nat, who were really just two students, lining him up and instead of thinking, 'Why are the Avengers playing dodgeball instead of just practicing?' He just thought, 'Shit!'.

Purely out of instinct Peter jumped over one ball and shot a web flinging the second out of his way.

The hall fell dead silent as Peter landed on his toes in a defensive stance.

"Peter.." He turned his head to see Ned standing there in shock and that's when he realised, his eyes shifted to look over the others and saw each of them in shock as well.

"Ahh..."

Stupid thoughts of Thor play dodgeball.

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There was a lot of talk of balls and blowing whistles in this... I'm sorry.

I have about four chapters in the making all taking a different direction! Each one will be different lengths too...