Gohan and Goten were flying around Mt. Paozu, searching for their father's energy. For some reason, they were having trouble doing so. It was as if he expelled every last bit of power he had.

As they flew around the mountain, they saw someone in the air. A woman that Gohan recognized immediately. "Kale!"

"Hm? Gohan?"

The brothers stopped before the beautiful Saiyan. "What are you doing here," Gohan asked.

"I'm looking for my sis. I haven't seen her since we transformed into Super Saiyan 4s. Do you know where she is?"

Gohan and Goten looked at each other with nervous looks.

"No," Gohan answered. "Might be for the best. She kinda caused an uproar in our family."

"Oh, no. What did she do?"

"She... caused my mom to divorce dad," Goten answered for his brother.

Kale covered her mouth in shock. "No. That can't be right."

"If that wasn't bad enough, she all but destroyed our mother's memories of her marriage by bringing up an entire list of painful flaws," Gohan said while looking downward.

"B-But sis wouldn't-"

"Although, dad didn't exactly simplify things. He signed the papers without putting up a fight and actually flew away with a smile."

"Goten!"

"Well, he did! It's like he didn't even care! Like ending decades of marriage was absolutely nothing!" Goten then calmed down. "But then again, it probably wasn't. After hearing Caulifla's rant, I'm honestly surprised our parents were married as long as they were. There were even times when I felt sorry for dad. But the things he said."

Goten gripped his shirt. "Those cut deep. I barely feel like his son because of what he said."

"Goten, don't say that. We're still his sons."

"Are we, Gohan?! We're nothing like him! We don't fit his ideals in the least! If anything, we fit only mom's! It's like we were made to be the exact opposites of everything dad wanted for us! Can you blame me for not even feeling like the son of the strongest man in the multiverse?! Hell, I bet Uub is more of a son to him than we are!"

"That's enough, Goten," Gohan yelled. He then took a deep breath to calm himself. "We have enough to deal with. We just have to find dad and try to fix this situation, alright?"

Goten glared at Gohan before his gaze softened. He then took a deep breath to calm himself. "Yeah. Sorry about that."

"It's alright. We're both still a little worked up."

"Yeah."

Gohan looked towards Kale. "Sorry, you had to see that."

Kale's eyes were shadowed. She then bowed. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry for the trouble and pain Sis has caused."

"Hey, there's no need for you to apologize. Anyway, we should get going. I'm positive dad's somewhere on Mt. Paozu. Just got to find where. We can't sense his energy for some reason."

"You're having that problem, too?"

"Too?"

"I haven't been able to sense sis's energy for days. Last I sensed of her was in this area."

"You don't think something happened, do you," Goten asked.

"I honestly don't know," Gohan answered. "Though, I'm a bit worried. We should search the mountain as much as we- Huh?"

"What is it," Kale asked.

"Over there. There's a patch of trees missing from the mountain's forest."

Goten looked at the same direction as his brother. "Yeah, you're right. Should we check it out?"

"As far as we know, it could be a lead to dad or Ms. Caulifla."

"In that case, I'll be going," Kale said before she flew off.

"Hey, wait for us," Gohan said as he and Goten followed her.

When they reached it, they saw a well-made log cabin in the middle of the patch. They landed right in front of the door.

"It's beautiful," Kale said.

"It is. It seems well-crafted. Whoever built this is quite skilled," Gohan said as he patted the wall.

"Think the owner's inside? It's a long-shot, but they might have seen dad."

"Well, it's all we've got for now," Gohan said. He then knocked on the door. "Excuse me?" He knocked again. "Hello? I'm sorry to bother you, but I need to ask you something." He knocked once more. "Is anyone home?"

"Keep it down," went a voice that made the three Saiyans' eyes widen in shock. Their jaws dropped when they saw who opened the door.

"What do you want," asked a yawning Caulifla, who was wearing nothing but a robe as she rubbed her left eye.


Earlier that day, she was sleeping peacefully on top of Goku. Not even the rays of the sun were enough to wake her. Although, she did swing her hand to make a breeze of wind strong enough to close the curtains when her face was hit by sunlight.

After doing that, she snuggled up closer to Goku to get more comfortable and sleep a bit more.

However, that was interrupted when she heard the door to her cabin being knocked on.

"Excuse me," said a male voice. She was too groggy to recognize the voice.

She groaned and begrudgingly opened her eyes when the knocks continued. She got out of the bed, not caring if she would accidentally wake up Goku. She was still sitting as she stretched her arms and legs.

"Hello? I'm sorry to bother you."

"You'd better be," Caulifla grumbled as she scratched her head.

"But I need to ask you something."

"Yeah, yeah." Caulifla then got up and was about to leave the bedroom until she looked down... and saw her bare breasts. She blinked a few times before she looked around and saw one of the wolf robes that she and Goku made. She grabbed the first one and threw it on as she lazily walked to the door while stretching her arms a bit more, enjoying the feeling of her joints popping awake.

"Is anyone home?"

"Keep it down," she said as she finally opened the door. "What do you want? Hm? Oh, Gohan. What's up?"

"C-C-C-C-C-C-C-Caulifla?"

"That's my name."

"S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-Sis?!"

"Hm? Oh, Kale! Hey! Haven't seen ya since we reached Super Saiyan 4! What's up? You been helping the Green Nanny babysit Gohan's kid?"

"Um, yes. I ha-WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?!"

"Hm?" Caulifla looked down before looking back up at the blushing Saiyans. "My wolf pelt robe. Why?"

"W-Where are your clothes," Kale asked.

"In my new bedroom," Caulifla said as she pointed a thumb to the back of the cabin.

"Wait, did you build this," Goten asked.

"Pretty much. Well, I helped Goku make it, but it's pretty much mine now. After all, I helped build the damn thing. Anyway, why are we standing around out here? Come on in," Caulifla said as she walked into the cabin, leaving the door open for the other Saiyans to follow.

"Wow," Goten went, looking around.

"It's amazing," Gohan said.

"Sis, this is beautiful."

"Thanks."

"Is this marble," Gohan asked as he moved his hand across the floor.

"Hell if I know. Goku said he searched for the hardest and shiniest looking boulder and cut it into squares to make our floor."

"This chair looks awesome," Goten said as he examined a large chair near the fireplace. "This fur is also seriously soft. What is it," he asked as he rubbed the arms of the chair.

"Wolf."

"Eh?" Goten then looked at the back of the chair to see the head of the wolf, which surprised him enough to make him jump back with a yell.

"The couch is covered with a bear's pelt. My catch, by the way. It also helps that I'm the one who made the couch, to begin with."

"Wait, sis, you BUILT the couch?"

"Yup. What, you think I only helped Goku cut some trees down? I made half of this thing," Caulifla said as she sat in the chair in an unintentionally sexy way, resting her legs on the arms of the chair. The three Saiyans were mesmerized her by beautiful, practically sparkling, bare legs.

"So, you three gonna stand all day, or are ya gonna sit on my couch? Don't worry. It's comfy. Least, that's what Goku said."

The Saiyans sat on the couch.

"Wow, it is nice," Gohan said.

"It's even nicer than our couch," Goten said.

"Did you really make this, sis?"

"Yup," she answered with her eyes closed and head resting on her fist.

Goten looked around. "So... where's dad?"

"Still asleep. I take it he's why you're here," Caulifla asked while slightly opening one eye.

The brothers then got serious.

"Yes," Gohan said. "We... were hoping we could get him and mom back together after she calmed down a bit."

"Heh, that chick would need months to cool down after that, let alone a single night."

The Saiyans then got confused at what Caulifla said.

"Single night," Goten asked.

Caulifla looked at him with a raised eyebrow. "Yeah. Last time I checked, I ripped her a new one yesterday."

"Ms. Caulifla, what are you talking about," Gohan asked.

"What do you mean? I told her the truth yesterday. What, was it so traumatic that you guys forgot it?"

Gohan and Goten looked at each other before turning back to the confused looking Saiyan.

"Caulifla, that was three days ago," Goten said.

The room went silent. "Come again," Caulifla went.

"That incident at mom's house. It was three days ago," Gohan explained.

Caulifla had an unreadable expression. She then turned to Kale. "Kale, how long has it been since we became Super Saiyan 4s?"

"It's been about four days."

"Four?"

Caulifla looked down, adjusting herself to sit properly on the chair. She had her legs parted, which meant that a certain part of her would have been exposed had she not conveniently covered it with her clenched hands. However, that didn't stop the three Saiyans from blushing from noticing that fact. Fortunately, none of them saw the "promised land".

Caulifla then chuckled. "So we went at it for three damn days, and we didn't notice it at all."

She then crossed her legs, fortunately quickly enough to avoid an indecent exposure, but still made the Saiyans turn completely red before exploding from embarrassment.

"It only felt like a few hours to us. Guess time really does fly when you're having fun."

"When you're," Gohan started.

"Having," Goten continued.

"Fun," Kale finished.

"Hm," Caulifla went when she looked at the Saiyans.

"What... did you do for three days," Gohan asked.

"Uh... well... about that..."

"Mornin', Caulifla."

Everyone looked towards the sound of Goku's voice. The three guest Saiyans jaws dropped at what they saw. In came Goku, yawning, and completely naked.

"As you can see... we had sex for three days straight, apparently," Caulifla said nonchalantly.

"Hm? Hey! Gohan, Goten, Kale! What's up! I didn't know you were h-"

"NOOOO," Kale cried before she tried to knee Goku in the face, eyes shut tight to avoid the sight of Goku's naked body.

However, she felt her attack being caught. She looked to see that he was easily holding onto her knee, a fire in his eyes and an excited smile on his face. "So you came here to train, huh? Alright," Goku said as he reeled his fist back. "Let's go!"

Kale shut her eyes, embracing herself for the impact. She instead heard a loud boom. She looked to see that Caulifla had caught Goku's fist.

"Hold on there, big guy. If we're gonna spar, it's going to be outside the house. I like how it turned out, so I don't want it destroyed."

"Oh, okay," Goku said as he released Kale's knee, letting her land on her feet.

"Also..." Caulifla warped somewhere in one second and appeared in the same spot in the next second. "At least wear your robe when you wake up," she said as she tossed the wolf pelt towards him.

"Okay," he said as he caught and put on the robe.

"Dad?"

"Hm," Goku went as he looked at Gohan while putting on his robe.

"Did you... and Ms. Caulifla... really... do 'it' for three days?"

"Do what? Train? We trained much longer than that."

"No, dad. What I mean is... this is so embarrassing to ask."

"Did you have sex with Caulifla for three days straight," Goten asked bluntly.

"WE HAD SEX FOR THREE DAYS," Goku asked Caulifla in shock.

"Apparently," she answered with a shrug of her shoulders.

"Wow... you're amazing Caulifla."

She looked at him with a raised eyebrow.

"When I do anything with you, it always seems more amazing. You even somehow make time go faster than it actually does. Doing anything with you is just awesome," Goku said with a smile.

Caulifla stared at him before she smirked. "Damn right, big guy."

Both of their stomachs growled. "I'm hungry," they said in perfect unison.

"Hey, Gohan, can you take care of our house while we're out," Goku said as he and Caulifla walked into the bedroom.

"Our? Did you say our?"

"Yeah. This house is Caulifla's, too," he answered from the room.

"Wait, Caulifla lives with you," Goten yelled.

"Why shouldn't I? I built the damn place. Might as well live in it," she said as she and Goku walked out of the room, tightening their gi belts.

"B-But, sis," Kale began.

"That's far too indecent," Gohan yelled before Kale could continue.

"Hm? What do you mean," Goku asked?

"Dad, you're currently divorced, meaning unmarried. You can't live together with an unmarried woman. It's bad enough that you had... intercourse with her."

"So I can't live with her unless I'm married to her?"

"That would be best."

"Seriously," Caulifla groaned with a raised eyebrow. "I built the damn place, so why can't I live in it with hi-"

"Okay," Goku said with a smile.

"Hah," Caulifla all but roared as she looked at Goku, who smiled back.

"Caulifla?"

"What," she growled.

"Let's get married."

The room went completely still as if Hit's Timeskip was affecting it.

"HAAAAAAAAAAAAAH," yelled everyone but Goku.

"W-What are you-" Caulifla babbled, blushing.

"Well, I really want to live with you."

"Huh!?" Steam was exiting from Caulifla's head.

"How could I not? You're an awesome sparring partner. You're definitely the strongest girl I've ever met. You're also one of the only people who's ever beaten me. You're an awesome challenge. Plus, I just have so much fun being around you. Training, hunting, building. I'm never bored with you around. And I just... feel really happy around you. I mean, we haven't known each other for years like you and Kale or me and Krillin or me and Vegeta, but I feel like you're one of my very best friends. I care about you. More than even Krillin, than even Vegeta!"

Goku then placed his hands on Caulifla's shoulder, looking right into her eyes. "So, what do you say, Caulifla? Will you marry me, so we can be together?"

Caulifla looked right into Goku's eyes. She then opened her mouth... to let out a sigh and put a hand on her head. "How the hell can I say no to a proposal like that?"

"Um, easy? Just say no if you don't want to. . . Do you... not want to?"

"That's not what I meant. I meant that there's no way I can reject that, you big idiot," Caulifla said as she flicked Goku's nose with a smile.

"Besides," she began as Goku rubbed his flicked nose. As he was doing that, she wrapped her arms around his neck. "You're mine, big guy. No way am I going to let you slip away."

"Huh? So... does that mean-"

"Uh-huh. You win. I'll become Son Caulifla," she said with a smile.

Goku had a surprised expression before it turned into a giant smile. "ALRIGHT," he yelled as he picked up and spun around a laughing Caulifla while also laughing.

The three Saiyans were shocked at how everything was going.

"Gohan, do something," Goten said.

"Please," Kale chimed in.

Gohan, his eyes hidden by the shine of his glasses, stared at the laughing Saiyans. He then sighed. "I will." He then walked up to the two as Goku placed Caulifla back on her feet. "Dad? Caulifla?"

"Hm? What's up," Goku asked. Caulifla's smile went away, wondering what Goku's oldest son was going to say.

A few tense moments passed. "I'll help you with the papers needed to legalize your marriage." Everyone but Goku was shocked by what Gohan said.

Instead, Goku just looked obliviously happy. "Really?! Thanks, Gohan!"

Gohan smiled before he walked back to the two shocked Saiyans.

"Gohan, what are you doing," Goten yelled. "What about mom?!"

"What about mom? She finalized the divorce. She now has nothing to do with dad or Caulifla."

"B-But-"

"Goten, look at dad."

Goten looked in time to see his father hug Caulifla from behind happily, the two laughing the whole time.

"When did dad ever look that happy with mom? I've only seen that kind of expression on him when he finds out about a strong opponent."

"B-But what about our family?!"

"We're still... relatively dad's sons. He just isn't mom's husband. That doesn't mean he's not a member of our family. As long as I can still call him father, I'm satisfied. What about you, Goten?"

Goten looked at his father, who was having a verbal competition with Caulifla about who would catch the biggest beast for their celebration feast, both of them looking happy and excited. Whether it was for their marriage or the challenge of the hunt, he honestly couldn't tell. He just knew one thing:

"I can't ruin that."

"So, it's decided. We both except dad's marriage to a different woman. . . A woman who is ironically more suited to him than our mother."

Goten sighed. "Does this mean we have to start calling Caulifla mom now?"

"Oh, crap!" The two boys looked at a wide-eyed Caulifla. "I forgot about that! When I marry Goku, I'll be your step-mom. God, that's awkward. I'm fine with Goten since he's younger than me, but you've got a couple of years on me, don't ya, Gohan?"

"Um, I do believe so."

"Well, not like I'd let either of you call me mom to begin with. If either of you ever calls me mom, whether it be by accident or as a joke..." Caulifla smirked as she punched her palm. "I'll beat the crap outta ya. Clear?"

"Crystal," the two boys said in unison as they waved their hands in defense, laughing nervously at the powerful woman who could easily keep her promise.

"Good. Just keep calling me, Caulifla. Deal?"

"Deal," they said in unison once more, softening Caulifla's smile.

"Sis?" She looked at a watery-eyed Kale. "Are you... really planning on living here?"

"I'm about to marry this guy," Caulifla said as she pointed at Goku. "Of course I'm going to live here."

"But what about the gang?!"

"What about it," Caulifla said with a raised eyebrow.

"What are we going to do without a leader?!"

"The hell ya talkin' about? The gang has a leader."

"Eh?"

Caulifla then placed her hand on Kale's shoulder. "Good luck, boss."

"EH?! ME?!"

"Of course. Kale, you've been my protegee for years. You've gained more than enough respect among the members for them to easily accept you as the new boss. Plus, you have that awesome power on your side. You're one of the only people to have ever beaten me, and I'm positive you're stronger than I am. Trust me, you're more than capable of being my successor."

"B-But sis... the gang won't be the same without you."

"I guess it won't, but nothing really is after a certain change. I'll admit, I will miss being a gang boss... but," she began as she glanced at Goku. "I'm positive this new life of mine will be just as exciting, if not more," she said as she gave a toothy smile.

"Sis," Kale said with wide eyes.

"Though, that doesn't mean I'm not gonna check up every once in a while. Gotta make sure the gang is still the most badass on Sadala. Though, with you at the helm, I'm sure that won't be a problem. Am I right?"

Kale looked shocked for a moment before her eyes became strong and steely. "You're right, Sis."

Caulifla's smile went from that of a toothy smile to that of a proud older sister. "That's my girl. Well, on that note, the husband and I need to do some hunting."

"Wait, Ms. Caulifla," Gohan said.

"Hm?"

"You, dad, and I need to go to the City Hall. You two aren't technically married yet, so we need to go through the legal paperwork. It will just be an hour or so, but you and dad will be legally married before the day's done."

Goku and Caulifla looked at each other.

"Will you buy us lunch," Caulifla asked.

"Sure," Gohan said with a smile.

"We're in," the couple said.

Goku then wrapped his tail around Caulifla's, placed a hand on Gohan's shoulder, then used Instant Transmission.

"And there they go, leaving us behind," Goten said with a smile.

"Yup," Kale said. She then looked down. "It doesn't feel real."

"Hm?"

Kale looked at Goten with a sad smile. "Sis getting married. She was never into romance. We had a lot of guys that many people would consider attractive, but Sis was never into them. Hm, I even heard a few of our members theorize that she was... just not into guys."

"I even found a fictional novel of one of our female gang members. Had me dating Sis in it. Even ended up married at the end. She's going to be devastated when she finds out," Kale said as she shook her head with a giggle.

"I bet a lot of people in your gang are gonna be depressed when they find out that not only is their boss married, but essentially retiring."

Kale laughed nervously. "That'll cause an uproar."

"Not like we have it any easier over here. I can only imagine how most of the family friends will react." Goten then took out his phone. "Guess I'll find out. Krillin first, since he's the easiest."


The aforementioned commissioner was doing some paperwork in his home office. After he finished one of the last pages, he put down his pen to stretch a bit, some of the joints in his aging body popping.

"Krillin, breakfast is ready," 18 called.

"Coming, sweetie!" Krillin got up to get some of his wife's delicious cooking.

As he walked towards the dining room, his cell phone began to ring. "Oh, what now?"

"Do you have to answer that," 18 asked as she sat down with Marron.

"Oh, I actually do. It's Goten."

"That's a rare caller," Marron said.

"It is. Haven't heard from him since... ew."

18 sighed. "You think something worse happened?"

"What could be worse than Chichi divorcing Goku?" Krillin then answered the phone. "Hey, Goten, what's up?"

Moments passed.

"You found him where? I didn't know there was a cabin there."

Moments passed.

"He built it? And with Caulifla? Wow. Never knew he had it in him. Is it nice?"

Moments passed.

"Oh, that does sound nice. Almost makes me wish I went hunting myself. Though, I doubt 18 would want our furniture to be made from wild animal skins."

"Damn right," 18 said with a chuckle.

"So, what's going on with Goku himself?"

Moments passed.

"He did what?" 18 didn't like the look on Krillin's face. "SHE ANSWERED THE DOOR IN WHAT?!"

"Whoa, what's got dad worked up," Marron asked.

"I don't know, but I don't think we'd like the answer.

"GOKU AND CAULIFLA ARE DOING WHAT?!"

"Well, that was quite the yell. What are they doing? Partaking in a tournament," 18 asked as she took a sip of her coffee.

"They're getting married!"

18 spat out her coffee.

Marron was blushing. "Uncle Goku... is getting remarried? B-But he's only been divorced for three days.

"And he's getting married to his student," 18 said as she leaned back on her chair, looking up at the ceiling, her appetite gone. Too bad. Her food's delicious. "What the hell is going on through that guy's head?"

"Gohan went with them?" 18 looked at Krillin with wide, surprised eyes. "He really approves? Well what about... Oh. . . . . Heh, when you put it that way, I can't blame you two. So, I'm guessing with Gohan helping them, they're probably a married couple by now, eh? Should we get them any gifts? . . . No! We can't let them do that! It's the first day of their marriage!"

"We should throw a party for them. One with plenty of food I doubt they'll have for a while since they plan on living in the wild."

. . .

"Oh, don't worry about me. I have the week off. I just need to convince 18 and Marron."

18 sighed. "We'll bring a Strawberry Crème Cake."

"And maybe some lemonade," Marron chimed in.

"Oh, that was easy. Anyway, expect us to bring a Strawberry Crème Cake and some lemonade. So, where's their cabin?"

. . .

"Oh, you went Super Saiyan. Yeah, I can sense it. Hey, I remember that area. Goku showed it to me when we went fishing. I got attacked by a giant boa constrictor there. I ended up scaring it away after punching it in the face. Goku was disappointed since he wanted to eat it," Krillin said with a laugh at the memory.

"Well, see you there. Wait, how long do you think they'll be gone?"

. . .

"Oh, that's more than enough time for preparations. I'll call some of the others while I'm at it. See ya then." Krillin then hung up.

"So, when should we leave? I'm ready now if need be," 18 said.

"We can leave now. Though, sorry, 18, but can you carry Marron? I need to-"

"Make those calls on the way? I understand. Though, you're bringing the cake and lemonade."

"Deal."

With that, the family left the house, two bags wrapped around Krillin's arm while 18 picked up their daughter. As the family was flying, Krillin looked down at his phone and sighed. "Here goes nothing."


"WHAT," Bulma and Vegeta yelled in unison, surprising Bulla enough to make her jump and lose her grip on her spoon. Fortunately, after two fumbles, she was able to catch the utensil before it even reached so much as the tabletop. She looked at her parents while continuing to eat her cereal.

"What do you mean Kakarot is marrying Caulifla," Vegeta yelled into Bulma's phone. Bulla choked a bit on her cereal when she heard that.

It took a while for Krillin to tell them everything he was told.

Bulma sighed. "I can't even argue against that."

"In all honesty, I shouldn't be surprised," Vegeta said with his arms crossed. "Saiyans don't have the same martial instincts as humans. We rarely stay with our first mate for so much as a few weeks. A Saiyan staying with a mate is extraordinarily rare. For Kakarot to move on is no shock, but for him to propose? That is quite surprising."

"Hm, guess Caulifla was just the right 'mate' for him," Bulma said with a smile.

"More than likely," Vegeta said immediately.

"That... wasn't a serious statement. It was more or less a joke."

"A joke with some truth to it."

Bulma looked down, realizing that Vegeta was right. She just shook her head and put her phone to her ear. "So, now what?"

. . .

"A surprise party?"

. . .

"Yeah. I don't have any plans. I don't think any of us do. Besides, I want to see this cabin of theirs. You coming, Vegeta?"

"Of course, I am."

"You want to come, Bulla?"

"Sure."

"Alright, we're coming. Who else do you plan on calling?"

. . .

"I'm not picking up Roshi. Just mentioning that right now."

. . .

"Sounds like most of the gang might show up. Anyway, I'll have some chefs arrive on the spot. Where is it anyway?"

. . .

"Oh. Uh, Vegeta, you sensed Goten's energy a while ago, right?"

"I did. Why?"

"That's where the cabin is."

Vegeta's eyebrow twitched a bit while Bulla looked down at her bowl, blushing a bit. She then guzzled the rest of it to try and avoid the conversation.

Vegeta then sighed as he walked off. "That boy better not try anything funny with my daughter while we're there." Bulla's blush deepened when her father said that as he walked away.

Bulma sighed before she chuckled and shook her head. "Looks like we'll be there. Be sure to warn Goten." Bulma then hung up. "You should get ready, Bulla."

"Sure, mom," she said as she got up.

Bulma then smirked. "And don't put too much work into it. You're already too beautiful for Goten to handle."

"MOM!"

Bulma laughed her butt off.


Goku transferred his now wife, Caulifla, and his son Gohan back to his house.

Caulifla looked at her left hand. "Is this thing really necessary," she asked as she looked at the ring on her finger. It was a beautiful diamond ring.

"It is," Gohan explained. "That way, people will know you are married and won't bother you for anything like dates."

"Ooh," Caulifla went with a smile as she looked at the ring. She didn't care about the looks or symbolic meaning of the ring at all. Just that it will prevent any annoying guys from hitting on her.

"And dad's wedding band will have the same effect."

"It will," Goku asked as he looked at his ring. "I don't remember wearing a ring in all the years I've been married to Chichi."

Gohan's eyes were hidden by the shine of his glasses. "S-Seriously?"

"Yeah. Hm, this ring kinda looks like the Time Ring Black wore."

"Who's Black?"

"An evil Supreme Kai in training who used the Super Dragon Balls to steal my body."

Caulifla stared at her husband. "You are gonna tell me every story you've got. Everything you've ever been through, you're tellin' me. Got it?"

"Sure. Sounds like fun. Speaking of fun, why do I sense most of our friends' ki coming from our house?"

"I've been wondering that myself." Caulifla then got an annoyed look on her face. "Better not be messing with my wolf pelt chair. That's my favorite."

"I like your bearskin couch, personally," Goku said.

"You better," she said with a smile as the three Saiyans walked up to the house. Caulifla then turned the knob. "Alright, what's everyone doing in my h-"

The sound of party poppers was heard.

"CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE," yelled nearly all of Goku and Caulifla's friends.

Caulifla blinked. "What the-"

"Congratulations, Caulifla," Bulma said as she and many others began to clap.

"You've got yourself quite the looker, Goku," Master Roshi said with a smile. "And so quickly, too."

"I'm not even surprised you two married so quickly," Piccolo said, his arms crossed, his usual stern look on his face. Though, there was no malice or aggravation in his voice. It sounded more congratulatory than anything.

"Congratulations truly are in order, Kakarot. You married a true Saiyan woman who will undoubtedly bring honor to you and your heritage." Vegeta then glared at a direction.

What he glared at was Goten and Bulla close to each other. When he looked in their direction, Goten felt a terrible shiver up his spine and side-stepped away from the powerful Saiyan's daughter.

"I'm jealous of ya, Goku," Yamcha said. "You got to marry such a beautiful woman. Give me some of your luck in love, will ya?"

"I must say... that I'm happy for you, Goku," Tien said with a genuine smile. "A martial artist needs a constant challenge. A wife like Caulifla would surely provide such a challenge."

Caulifla chuckled. "Damn right. And not just in fighting either," Caulifla said with a sneaky glance towards Goku. Everyone understood the meaning behind her words and expression, making them all blush, even Vegeta.

"Ms. Caulifla?"

"Hm?"

She looked up to see Cabba. "Or rather, Mrs. Son Caulifla..." Cabba took a deep breath and bowed. "I wish you good fortune on your marriage!"

"Uh, thanks. Seeing you reminded me that I should probably let my brother know about this situation."

"Don't worry," Cabba said as he stood up, looking towards the ground. "I'll be sure to inform Captain Renso."

"Don't even think about it."

"Eh?"

"I'm gonna do it face to face, with my new husband at my side," Caulifla said as she grabbed Goku in a headlock with a smile. "I got nothing to hide, so why should I let someone else break the news to my brother like a coward?"

Cabba looked at her with surprised eyes before they softened into understanding. "I see," he said with a smile.

"Heh. Whoa!"

"So I'm going to meet your brother," Goku asked with Caulifla in his arms.

"Guess you are," she replied with a smile and her arms still around Goku's neck.

The newly married couple's eyes then widened. They then began to sniff the air. "Something smells good," they said in unison as they both looked at Bulma.

"Yeah, I had some of my chefs come and make a feast. They had to use portable stoves since your kitchen is basically nonexistent. It's behind the ca-"

Goku and Caulifla both used Instant Transmission.

"Crap! Everyone to the back before dad and Caulifla eat the entire buffet," Goten yelled as he grabbed Bulla's hand and ran.

"Hey! Hands off my daughter, brat," Vegeta yelled as he gave chase, more concerned for his daughter than Goku eating all the food.

"He's still against that," Krillin asked.

"But they look so good together," Yamcha said.

"He's the only one who disapproves. Even Trunks gave his blessings," Tien said.

"Speaking of which, where is he," 18 asked.

"He should be working," Bulma said.

"Should," Roshi asked.

"Yes. 'Should'," Bulma said. "But, knowing him and Mai," Bulma said with a knowing smile.


"Whoo-hoo," Trunks in his swimming trunks and Mai in her bikini yelled out as the two jumped off a high cliff over the sun-soaked ocean.

As they were falling, Trunks was doing a bunch of flips and somersaults.

"Show off," Mai said.

"If you've got it, flaunt it."

"Easy for a guy who can fly," Mai said as she began to twirl around.

"You've got moves yourself," Trunks said as he oogled his wife.

He then moved over to her and wrapped his arms around her waist before positioning her into a princess carry. "Get ready for the splash," he called out as the water came closer.

"Only one thing to say in this situation," Mai said with a smile.

"CANNONBALL," the couple yelled out before the large splash.


"Still crazy for each other, after three years, eh," Yamcha said in a jealous tone.

"Biological age gap aside, they're really good together," Krillin said.

"That sounds familiar," 18 said.

"So... how many plates have those two eaten by now," Roshi asked.

Everyone looked to see Goku and Caulifla eating another giant bowl of food, the waiters and chefs working frantically to keep up with them.

"And how long has Goten been running from Vegeta," Chiaotzu asked.

"Get back here, you little bastard!"

"Sorry! Sorry! I didn't mean to overstep," Goten yelled as he ran and dodged Vegeta's ki blasts.

"Dad, calm down already," Bulla yelled as she chased her father and ex-boyfriend.

"Don't know. Fun to watch, though," Yamcha said.

"That it is," Bulma said, making her and the rest of the group laugh.

The sound of fists clashing was heard.

Everyone looked to see that Goku and Caulifla were fighting... with a giant piece of meat floating over them. When it began to fall, Goku kicked Caulifla away and jumped towards the meat, mouth wide open to chomp on the succulent meat.

Caulifla used Instant Transmission to kick Goku away and grab the bone of the meat. She was about to bite it when she began to laugh. Goku was tickling her sides. When Caulifla released her grip, Goku grabbed the meat and jumped away.

However, Caulifla tackled him onto the ground. Caulifla was now on top of Goku, looking down at him with a smile while Goku smiled back, still holding onto the meat. The two laughed before Goku stuck the meat between them. The two then began to eat, not moving away from the other.

"They seem to be made for the other," Tien said.

"Yeah. It seems so natural," Krillin said.

"So this is a marriage between Saiyans. Interesting."

Everyone looked towards the familiar voice.

"Whis," Bulma yelled out in surprise.

"Lord Beerus," Vegeta yelled out in surprise, dropping Goten onto the ground.

"Salutations, everyone," Whis greeted.

"I see you've prepared a feast. Where is the pudding," Beerus asked?

"Oh, it's over there with the rest of the deserts," Bulma said as she pointed at the table.

"Ah, finally," Beerus said with a smile as he warped at the table and picked up a pudding cup. "Pudding. After all this time." Beerus then took a bite.

His eyes shot open. "ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS! SO SMOOTH, SWEET, AND CREAMY! IT'S AS IF I'M EATING A CLOUD! SUCH A DELICACY! WELL WORTH THE WAIT!"

"Oh, Lord Beerus!"

He looked towards Goku, who ran over to him.

"What are you doing here?"

"I was feeling hungry and decided to come to see what Bulma had to whip up. When we saw no one was home, Whis used his scepter to find out you were getting remarried to that Universe 6 Saiyan girl. You should have done so sooner so I could have had my delicious pudding," he said as he continued to eat.

Goku chuckled. "Not sure how much sooner we could have done it. Oh, Beerus, can we fight, sir? Please?"

Spoon still in his mouth, Beerus looked at Goku with one eye before he sighed. "Very well. In honor of your marriage to your Universe 6 mate and in lieu of the fact that I'm in a good mood."

"Alright! Winner gets to fight Caulifla!"

"Now hold on, I never agreed to-"

"Be sure to win quickly, Goku! I want to fight you ASAP," Caulifla yelled out from the dessert table, where she was eating a strawberry shortcake.

Beerus's aura then began to flare, making him accidentally destroy the rest of his pudding. "Did you just insinuate that your husband is stronger than I? The loyalty of a mate should only go so far, girl. I'll be sure to punish you properly after I defeat your precious husband! Let's get this over with, Goku!"

"Alright!"

And so, their fight commenced.

"You'll stop it if it goes too far, right," Bulma asked Whis.

"Of course. I believe I have warned you of the dangers of two Gods of Destruction fighting, have I not?"

"But Goku isn't a God of Destruction," Yamcha said.

"In title, he is not. However, he is more than powerful enough to become one, just as his spouse and Vegeta are."

Krillin laughed nervously. "I'm friends with three gods that have enough power to destroy the universe. Yay."

During the fight between Goku and Beerus, Cabba was leaning against a tree, watching the fight while holding a cup of fruit punch. He didn't feel like water, didn't think it was formal enough for wine and was not much for drinking beer. The fruit punch was the only option left.

"Mind if I join you?"

"Hm? Oh, Ms. Kale. By all means."

Kale leaned onto the tree alongside Cabba, watching the fight between Goku and Beerus.

"I'm a bit sad," Kale said.

Cabba didn't respond.

"This might be my last chance to see sis for a very long time." Kale looked down and swished her water around a bit. "After all, she left me to get married to her teacher. I'd be lying if I said I won't be lonely without her around."

Cabba remained silent.

"It must be even worse for you. After all..." Kale smiled at Cabba. "The woman you love is with another man."

Cabba jolted a bit before he looked at Kale. "Was it that obvious?"

"For me, at least. Actually, I'm pretty sure my sis and Goku are the only ones who don't know. You always did stare at sis."

Cabba groaned in embarrassment while Kale giggled. She then looked back up at Goku's fight with Beerus. "Though, I guess I know how you feel. I loved her, too."

Cabba looked at her. "Platonically... or romantically?"

Kale looked down at her drink once more. "You know what? . . . I really don't know. I don't think I will ever know, honestly. How can I now, with sis being married to someone she fell in love with a long time ago."

"A long time ago?"

"While we trained together, she would always compare herself to Goku. 'His kame-whatever was stronger than this.' 'He didn't need to turn Super Saiyan for that.' 'Goku could have done this easily, so I can, too.' She would say things like this nearly every day as we trained or took on rival gangs."

Cabba looked down at his drink and chuckled. "So, in short, I never stood a chance." He looked up at the awesome fight. "I never even tried to muster up the courage to confess to her. I was always too afraid of her answer. I would always hesitate. Look at what that hesitation got me. . . . The best scenario for Caulifla."

"Hm?"

"She is an awesome woman who deserves the best. I couldn't give that to her, but I know Goku can. As such, I can only do this." Cabba raised his drink towards Goku. "I truly hope you make Caulifla happy. May your marriage be blessed with happiness."

Kale smiled as she also raised her drink. "Amen."

The two toasted before they drank and joined the party.

The fight between Goku and Beerus was interrupted by Whis, since it was becoming too universally destructive, meaning their fight ended with a tie. To compensate, they had an arm-wrestling contest, which Goku narrowly won after Beerus got distracted by a plate of flan being brought out.

The arm-wrestling between Goku and Caulifla was just as epic, with Goku narrowly beating his wife.

The party went on without a hitch, everyone laughing and having fun. Though, the beer got quite a few of the humans tipsy.

"Hey, 18, why don't we go make Marron into an older sister," Krillin said while laughed drunkenly.

"As tempting as that is, I'd rather do it while you're sober," 18 said with a giggle.

"KAKAROT! WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAUGHTER AND THAT SON OF YOURS?!"

"Dad, I'm over here with mom!"

"Come on, Cabba! D*hic*ink with us," a drunk Yamcha said with his arm around Cabba.

"T-That isn't necessary."

"Nonsense! Drink up! Drink," he yelled as he stuck the mug into Cabba's mouth, making the Saiyan chug down the beer.

"This flan is exquisite, Lord Beerus," Whis said as he took another bite of his flan.

"Absolutely worth losing to Goku for," Beerus said as he ate more.

Goku and Caulifla were eating up a storm. Salads, soups, meats, sides; they were inhaling everything in sight. Eventually, the cooks saw it as a challenge to test their skills as chefs.

Eventually, four servants brought a giant bowl of ramen big enough to swim in. Goku and Caulifla actually had to fly in order to get to the bowl and started to slurp up as much of the soup as they could. Then, the classic, and maybe a bit cliché moment happened.

Turns out that one of the noodles they were both eating was connected. As they slurped the ramen at bullet speed, their lips connected before they knew it. They just stared at the other's eyes, surprised at the scenario. Also, they didn't notice, but everyone was staring at them.

They parted from their accidentally kiss, still staring at the other. Goku then licked his lips. "How come your lips are the tastiest thing I've had so far?"

"Don't ask me," she answered with half-lidded eyes.

"Can we do that again?"

Caulifla sighed before she chuckled. "Goku, we're married now. You don't need to ask to kiss me." She then cupped his cheek. "Just do it, big guy," she said before she stole a kiss. Goku then wrapped his arm around her waist with Caulifla wrapping her arms around his neck.

"Well, that happened," Yamcha said.

"You're a lucky man, my boy," Roshi said before he chugged his beer. "Whoo, this is good stuff, Bulma!"

"I only get the best," she bragged with a smile.

"You're spending too much time around my daughter!"

"Sorry!"

Bulma sighed as she looked up to see Vegeta chasing after Goten, firing ki blast after ki blast at the poor Saiyan. "That overprotective idiot."

"At least it's fun to watch," Krillin said, still drunk, as he ate some takoyaki. He was then hit in the face by a stray ki blast. "Now it's not so fun," he said, his face smoking from the blast. Everyone got a good laugh out of that moment.

The party went on like this, everyone eating, drinking, and even fighting. It was a nice and happy-go-lucky time. . . . Even though it ended with everyone either drunk on the ground of dead asleep in Goku and Caulifla's house. Oh, the hangovers and shenanigans that will come about in the following morning.

A/N: Glad I only need to watch these realities and not participate in them. Those mortals don't seem to have any limits. I'm at least impressed that the Saiyan couple's home is somehow intact.

Still, quite the interesting party. Although, I think the aftermath might be just as interesting. I can see quite a few sleeping guests in precarious situations that should cause some amusing chaos.

Though, it's odd. According to the timetable, Chronoa gave me, this scenario shouldn't have happened. Another time anomaly?

Oh, well. It isn't causing any damage to this reality. No reason to erase or fix it. Hm? Ah, but it did lengthen this reality. Eh, it happens every once in a while.

Well, guest mortals and Kais alike, I will see you the next time this universe's timeline continues. I have other realities to attend to. Until then.