Hey guy's here is the Children of need Time Crash episode. I hope you like it.
Harper's POV
I was sitting on the jump set watching the Doctor work on the TARDIS, board out of my mind, and I was just about to complain when suddenly the TARDIS went crazy. Alarms sounded and everything was shaking. I fell to the ground while the Doctor fell onto the jump seat.
"Stop that. Stop it!" The Doctor finally made it stop and while patting the TARDIS asked, "What was all that about, eh? Eh? What's your problem?"
I was about to get up when I saw something that shocked me. Another Doctor was in the TARDIS. "Right, just settle down now," the fifth Doctor said.
Both Doctors then ran into each other my Doctor saying, "Excuse me." While Five said, "so sorry."
"What?!" My Doctor said turning to look at five at the same time five turned and asked, "what?"
"What?" My Doctor asked again, while I tried not to laugh.
"Who are you?" Five asked.
My Doctor was excited I could tell, "Oh, brilliant. I mean, totally wrong, big emergency, universe goes bang in five minutes, but… brilliant!"
"I'm the Doctor, who are you?" Five asked getting more annoyed by my Doctor.
"Yes, you are. You are the Doctor."
"Yes, I am. I'm the Doctor."
"Oh, good for you, Doctor. Good for brilliant old you."
"Is there something wrong with you?" Five asked and I piped up saying, "Probably."
Both Doctor's turned to look at me; my Doctor had a frown on his face while Five smiled at me. "I'm the Doctor and you are?" He asked taking my hand and helping me up.
"Harper," I said smiling back at him.
He gave me another smile before turning back to my Doctor. But before he could say anything my Doctor started to talk, "Oh, there it goes, the frowny face. I remember that one. Mind you, bit saggier than it ought to be." He said messing with Five's face. "Hair's a bit greyer. That's 'cause of me, though. Two of us together's shorted out the time differential. It should all snap back in place when we get you home. Be able to close that coat again. But never mind that. Look at you! The hat, the coat, the crickety cricket stuff, the stick of celery… brace choice celery," he said and I laugh lightly at it. "But fair play to you, not a lot of men can carry off a decorative vegetable."
"Shut up!" Five took of his hat and got very serious. "There is something wrong with my TARDIS, and I've got to do something about it very quickly. And it would help, it really would help, if there wasn't some skinny idiot ranting in my face about every single thing that happens to be in front of him." Five said and I laughed a bit loader this time. My Doctor was getting in trouble.
"Oh, okay, sorry, Doctor." My Doctor said.
"Thank you," Five said turning to face the console.
"Oh, the back of our head!"
"What?" Five asked after my Doctor's out burst.
"Sorry, sorry. It's not something you see every day, is it? The back of your own head. Mind you, I can see why you wear a hat. I don't want to seem vain, but could you keep that on?"
"What have you done to my TARDIS? You've changed the desktop theme, haven't you? What's this one? Coral? It's worse than the leopard skin."
"Oh, can I see that one?" I asked genuinely interested in seeing what it would look like.
Five quickly put on some glasses and my Doctor got excited. "Oh! And out they come, the brainy specs. You don't even need them. You just think they make you look a bit clever."
"I knew it," I said quietly to my self.
An alarm started to go off right then. "That's an alert. Level five, indicating a temporal collision. It's like two TARISES have merged, but… there's definitely only one TARDIS present. It's like two time zones at war in the heart of the TARDIS. That's a paradox," Five said. "It could blow a hole in the space-time continuum the size of…" My Doctor pushed over the computer screen for Five to see. "Well, actually, the exact size of Belgium. That's a bit undramatic, isn't it? Belgium?"
"Need this?" My Doctor asked holding out his sonic.
"No, I'm fine."
"Oh, no, of course. You mostly went hands-free, didn't you? Like, "I'm the Doctor, I can save the universe using a kettle and some string. And look at me, I'm wearing a vegetable."
"Be nice," I whispered to my Doctor.
But then Five got right in his face and asked, "Who are you?"
"Take a look."
"Oh, oh, no," Five said.
"Oh, yes."
"You're… oh, no, you're…"
"Here it comes, yeah. Yeah, I am."
"A fan," Five said.
"Yeah…what?" My Doctor asked.
I lost it dying laughing at my Doctor's face. This was too funny not to laugh. My Doctor shot me a look before following Five around the console.
"Level 10 now. This is bad. A few minutes to Belgium."
"What do you mean, a fan? I'm not just a fan, I'm you."
"Okay, you're my biggest fan. Look, it's perfectly understandable. I go zooming around space and time, saving planets, fighting monsters and being... well, let's be honest, pretty sort of marvelous. So naturally, now and then, people notice me. Start up their little groups, that L.I.N.D.A. lot. Are you one of them? How did you get in here? Can't have you lot knowing where I live."
"So your humility is the same in every regeneration," I said quietly to my Doctor while laughing lightly.
"Listen to me," my Doctor said ignoring me. "I'm you, I'm you with a new face. Check out this bone structure, Doctor. 'Cause one day you're going to be shaving it."
"Not well, mind you," I said earning another look from my Doctor.
A bell started to chine and Five said, "The cloister bell."
"Yeah, right on time. That's my cue," my Doctor said finally starting to work on the problem ahead.
"In less than a minute, we're going to create a black hole strong enough to swallow the entire universe," Five said.
"Yeah, that's my fault actually. I was rebuilding the TARDIS, forgot to put the shields back up. That's her fault," he said pointing to me, I just shrugged knowing he was right. "You're TARDIS and my TARDIS… well, the same TARDIS at different points in its own time stream collided, and there you go, end of the universe, butterfingers. But don't worry, I know exactly how this all works out. Watch. Venting the thermo-buffer. Roaring the Helmic Regulator! And just to finish off, let's fry this Ziton crystals."
"You'll blow up the TARDIS," Five said.
"Only way out."
"Who told you that?"
"You told him that," I said stepping up next to them and pushed the last button.
"Supernova and black hole at the exact same instant," Five said.
"Explosion cancels out implosion," my Doctor said.
"Matter remains constant."
"Brilliant."
"Far too brilliant. I've never met anyone else who could fly the TARDIS like that."
"Sorry, mate, you still haven't," my Doctor said.
"You don't have time to work all that out. Even I couldn't do it."
"I didn't work it out. I didn't have to."
"You remembered," Five said.
"Because you will remember."
"You remembered being me, watching you doing that. You only knew what to do because I saw you do it."
"Wibbly-wobbly…" my Doctor said and Five finish with him saying, "Timey-wimey!" My Doctor tried to give Five a high-five but he didn't return it. I let out a snort of laugher at him.
"Right! TARDISES are separating. Sorry, Doctor, time's up. Back to long ago. Where are you now? Nyssa and Tegan? Cybermen and Mara, and Time Lords in funny hats and the Master? Oh, he just showed up again. Same as ever."
"What a joy he is," I mumbled.
"Oh, no, really? Does he still have that rubbish beard?"
"No, no beard this time. Well, a wife."
"And you my dear, it was a pleasure to meet you," Five said giving me a kiss on the hand. I was about to say something when he said, "Oh, I seem to be off. What can I say? Thank you, Doctor."
"Thank you."
"I'm very welcome."
"You know," my Doctor said giving him back his hat. "I love being you. Back when I first started at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young. And then I was you. And it was all dashing about and playing cricket, and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted. I still do that, the voice thing. I got that from you. Oh, and the trainers and… snap." He quickly put on his glasses. "'Cause you know what, Doctor? You were my Doctor."
"To days to come," Five said.
"All my love to long ago."
"Oh, Doctor. Remember to put your shields up," Five called back.
Right before the Doctor could put the shields up horns blared and a ship crashed into the side of the TARDIS. Both the Doctor and I got thrown back, the Doctor covering me from the rubble that was flying our way.
"What? What?" The Doctor said once everything calmed down. He moved his way forward picking up a life preserver. He flipped it over and we both saw Titanic written on it, and at the same time we both said, "What?!"
So what did you think? I hope you enjoyed it. I had fun writing it. I hope to get the next chapter up soon. Thanks for reader! Until next time my Whovians!
