( Before we start Diamondpickle994 I decided to make this now cause its pretty short )
( Furrball is shown with a plate of biscuits )
Furrball: Oh boy I can't wait to tuck into my plate of biscuits.
Burping Herbert: Hi Furrball what are you doing?
Furrball: Hey Herbert I was just about to eat my plate of biscuits here.
Herbert: Cool say can I have some?
Furrball: Gee I'm sorry you see these are my biscuits and I plan on eating them myself.
Herbert: Oh alright then ( beat ) Oh uh Furrball I have a question are you going to eat those biscuits fast or slow?
Furrball: Well what difference does it make Herbert? As long as they get down to my tummy.
Herbert: What difference? ( Chuckles ) He asked what difference does it make?
Furrball: Some guy he is these days.
Herbert: Furrball here let me show you something I'm going to show you the difference of eating fast and slow.
Furrball: What?
Herbert: Here watch this okay? So this is the slow way I take a biscuit and munch it slowly.
( Herbert began munching the biscuit slowly )
Herbert: ( Munching ) Gently let the crumbs crumble in your mouth got it?
Furrball: O-Okay.
Herbert: There that was the slow now I will show you to fast way so the fast way is I take another biscuit and eat it like this.
( Herbert wolfed the biscuit down in five seconds )
Herbert: Ah there you see that was fast way.
Furrball: Okay thank you Herbert now can I please eat my biscuits please?
Herbert: Sure let me show you again in case you forgot here's the slow way again.
( Herbert began munching another biscuit slowly )
Herbert: Gently let the crumbs crumble in your mouth and now the fast way.
( Herbert took the rest of the biscuits and munched them all up like Cookie Monster )
Herbert: ( Burps ) Ah there you go that's what you need to know about eating biscuits slow and fast now off you go and tuck in.
Furrball: But Herbert you ate all my biscuits.
Herbert: I did?
Furrball: Yes look at the plate.
( Herbert looked at the plate there was nothing on it )
Herbert: Oh dear oh I'm very sorry Furrball um oh I got an idea.
( Herbert gave Furrball a crumb )
Herbert: Here you go you can have that crumb bye now I gotta see the others for something.
Furrball: But Herbert.
( Furrball looked at the crumb in his paw and ate it in shame )
The end
