( Before we start Diamondpickle994 I decided to make this now cause its pretty short )

( Furrball is shown with a plate of biscuits )

Furrball: Oh boy I can't wait to tuck into my plate of biscuits.

Burping Herbert: Hi Furrball what are you doing?

Furrball: Hey Herbert I was just about to eat my plate of biscuits here.

Herbert: Cool say can I have some?

Furrball: Gee I'm sorry you see these are my biscuits and I plan on eating them myself.

Herbert: Oh alright then ( beat ) Oh uh Furrball I have a question are you going to eat those biscuits fast or slow?

Furrball: Well what difference does it make Herbert? As long as they get down to my tummy.

Herbert: What difference? ( Chuckles ) He asked what difference does it make?

Furrball: Some guy he is these days.

Herbert: Furrball here let me show you something I'm going to show you the difference of eating fast and slow.

Furrball: What?

Herbert: Here watch this okay? So this is the slow way I take a biscuit and munch it slowly.

( Herbert began munching the biscuit slowly )

Herbert: ( Munching ) Gently let the crumbs crumble in your mouth got it?

Furrball: O-Okay.

Herbert: There that was the slow now I will show you to fast way so the fast way is I take another biscuit and eat it like this.

( Herbert wolfed the biscuit down in five seconds )

Herbert: Ah there you see that was fast way.

Furrball: Okay thank you Herbert now can I please eat my biscuits please?

Herbert: Sure let me show you again in case you forgot here's the slow way again.

( Herbert began munching another biscuit slowly )

Herbert: Gently let the crumbs crumble in your mouth and now the fast way.

( Herbert took the rest of the biscuits and munched them all up like Cookie Monster )

Herbert: ( Burps ) Ah there you go that's what you need to know about eating biscuits slow and fast now off you go and tuck in.

Furrball: But Herbert you ate all my biscuits.

Herbert: I did?

Furrball: Yes look at the plate.

( Herbert looked at the plate there was nothing on it )

Herbert: Oh dear oh I'm very sorry Furrball um oh I got an idea.

( Herbert gave Furrball a crumb )

Herbert: Here you go you can have that crumb bye now I gotta see the others for something.

Furrball: But Herbert.

( Furrball looked at the crumb in his paw and ate it in shame )

The end