The sky was a bright sunny blue-color when everyone woke up on Christmas morning. It was like the horrors of Nyarlathotep and his evil cult had never invaded our town at all. Instead everyone could enjoy a day off and celebrate at home with their families. I think everybody earned it. It wasn't the first time South Park had been through a disaster and it probably wouldn't be the last. But still, I was especially glad to see everyone safe and sound. Now everyone could be happy and get on with life.

Over at the Tucker residence, Craig and his family were in the middle of gift-wrapping. Craig got that new telescope to replace his old one that broke along with astrology charts. He got a nice pair of ear-buds for his music. Craig was just opening a package of new cologne from his mother when there was a knock at the door. Tweek finally arrived and was genially welcomed by the Tucker family. As Tweek was presenting Tricia with the beautifully baked gingerbread house, Craig also gave his boyfriend his Christmas present. To Tweek's delight it was a brand new Avro Lancaster Bomber plane to add to his collection. But they shared a private smile when they remembered the real spicy gift they'd given to each other…

At the Stotch residence, Mrs. Stotch made her Christmas ham dinner for her husband and for her son's unexpected friend. Now Butters and Bradley sat together at the dining-table, happily talking and joking about many things. Mr. and Mrs. Stotch couldn't help exchange questioning looks and noticing Butters' and Bradley's overfriendly interactions with each other. But Butters didn't care about his parents opinions. He genuinely liked Bradley and has never had this much fun before. And Butters finally admitted to himself that he wouldn't mind dating a guy like Bradley Hart. The two boys enjoyed each other's company…

Over at Cartman's house, Cartman's dark eyes gazed desirously upon the naked red-headed Jew tied eagle-spread on his bed with a blindfold on. True to his word, Cartman had every intention on turning his beloved Kahl into his sex slave. He'd want this too much that he'd be damned if some Outer God and his evil cult try to interfere with that. Nevertheless, Cartman played a big role in protecting everyone and Kyle was proud of him for it. Cartman figured he deserved a reward. Caressing Kyle's thigh with his hand and watching his red-haired Jew shiver in response to his touch only added to Cartman's arousal. Now the real fun could begin…

Down at the McCormick's residence, Mr. and Mrs. McCormick were enjoying some eggnog while Kevin was able to save up enough money to buy nice things for Karen. Karen was happily admiring her new jewelry box for her necklaces and bracelets when she looked up and saw Kenny also presenting her his Christmas gift. Karen ripped the Christmas-wrapping apart and gasped in delight at a box of Body Fantasy perfumes that she'd been wanting.

At the Marshes residence, Stan sat on the couch watching his favorite Christmas movies playing today. His mother was also preparing a ham dinner with all his favorite side dishes. But a knock at his door made Stan get up and go hurrying over to the front-door. As he'd hoped, Kenny McCormick stood there. With a big grin, Kenny opened his arms and Stan happily went into them. And now Kenny was invited to the join the Marshes for dinner. Usually all the leftovers and extra food were always packed away into Tupperware's for Kenny to take home for his family to enjoy too.

South Park has definitely earned a break from all the insane events that have transpired. And I was glad that everyone managed to have a merry Christmas after all. However I haven't forgotten about my final conversation with Nyarlathotep. The Outer God had threatened to send his thousands of his avatars here, one just as horrible as the next one. But I meant what I said. I'm what the town needs. I'm its protector. I'll protect humanity no matter what other eldritch-monsters or gods tried throwing at me.

Standing on the highest hill, I stood watching over the whole town of South Park. My cape flew gracefully behind me in the breeze. My power was a mystery but I felt like I understood it better now. This power chose to live in a symbiotic existence with me. It never corrupted me or warped my morals in any way and for that I was grateful. Standing by my side throughout it all was Toolshed…my partner, my friend, my lover… We both vowed together that we'd protect this town from anymore Lovecraftian shenanigans. Toolshed placed a hand on my shoulder and underneath my dark mask, I smiled at him…

The End


And that concludes the Mysterion arc. I wanna thank my readers for their support and their reviews. This was a lot of fun to do and I'm glad that I was able to finish it. Hopefully we'll get more new South Park episodes in the future. But until then, stay safe my reading troopers. Mask up, wash your hands and...well...you know the rest! LOL! Thanks again! I hope you enjoyed the story!

Sincerely, ActionGal07 a.k.a AG07