Summary
In the episode Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo, it is revealed that Stacy Hirano becomes the president of Uruguay in the future. But how does one go from being a mediocre American teenager to the president of a completely foreign nation in just 20 years? How does one go from not knowing what airline food is to saving a country on the brink of disaster? Well, it all started when Stacy fell for Uruguayan hunk Agustin Alvarez. Prepare to witness Stacy's romantic, awe-inspiring, adventurous journey to power!
StacyxOC with a little Phinbella. PLEASE REVIEW.
In the Phineas and Ferb episode "Phineas and Ferb's Quantum Boogaloo," we learn that Stacy Hirano, Candace Flynn's best friend, is the President of Uruguay 20 years in the future:
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But how is this possible? How does a ditzy, mediocre girl like Stacy become the president of a completely foreign nation in just 20 years? According to Phineas and Ferb co-creator Dan Povenmire, Stacy meets the prince of the country, moves there and, after changing several laws, becomes eligible for the presidency. This fanfiction aims to dive into this story line in great detail.
Prepare to witness Stacy's romantic, awe-inspiring, adventurous journey to power!
Note: Regular text: narrator, italicized text: Stacy's thoughts, (*x*): physical action, x: "y": character (x) dialogue.
Chapter 1: Agustin's Aura
Stacy's POV:
In this first chapter, Candace Flynn and Stacy Hirano are both 22 years old and undergraduate students at Danville University. Stacy is majoring in Spanish with a minor in Political Science.
Candace is majoring in psychology. They both intend to go to law school after graduating. It is Monday, August 28th, 2017, and Senior year of college has just begun. They are both scheduled to take the LSAT on Saturday, September 2nd, 2017. They are sitting at a table in the library, studying for one of the most important exams of their lives:
Stacy: "Eres tan denso, la luz se dobla a tu alrededor! ¡Si fueras un objeto inanimado, serías un trofeo de participación!"
Candace: "Stop it!"
Candace hates it when I speak Spanish around her. It was by far her worst subject. She failed it her freshman year of high school and has since never taken a Spanish class again. I still wonder how she got accepted into such a prestigious university with an F on her high school transcript? Anyways, she is so jealous of my exceptional Spanish-skills. I just can't help but speak Spanish whenever she's around. I know it's wrong to make her feel angry and irritated, but it's also pretty funny. She probably has no idea that I just insulted her. Yes, it was a cheap shot, but it's so true. We've been studying for the LSAT for months now and Candace still hasn't gotten basic concepts down. I worry about her.
A few seconds after delivering that sick burn, a Hispanic man in the vicinity who had heard it walks by them and says:
Agustin: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Nice!"
He proceeds to give Stacy a fist-bump and walks away to a bookshelf in the distance, searching through a vast collection of science fiction novels.
Candace and Stacy begin to intensely stare at this dashingly handsome man, gazing at his alluring features with awe.
He is so….. dreamy. He is at least 6'0" tall, has the perfect moderate upper-build, strong legs, gorgeous eyes, a chiseled jawline, well-defined nose, beautiful thick hair…. (*sighs*)
Shortly afterward, a man nearby walks up to him and they get the chance to clearly hear his enticing voice.
His voice is… marvelous. It is dark and masculine yet so soothing. His accent is mostly Latinesque with an American-esque tinge to it. It's a really pleasing combo. He clearly hasn't lived in the United States for his entire life, but it seems as if he's been here for a while. I wonder where he's from?
A girl sitting next to Candace and Stacy notices them staring at him and says:
Anonymous Girl: "That man is Agustin Álvarez, a foreign student from Uruguay. He is the son of Matéo Álvarez, one of the richest men in Uruguay who began his career founding what is now one of the largest agriculture companies on the planet and is currently a prominent Uruguayan politician and diplomat."
Stacy: "Yeah, yeah. Is he single!?"
The girl bursts out laughing and walks away.
I take that as a no. Of course, he isn't single. Just look at him! With a butt like that, you'd have to pay a girl good money to not date him. If he were a body of water…he'd be a bae. Oooh, that was a good one. Better write that one down for future reference. (*takes out a notepad and jots it down*)
Candace: "Why did he say 'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!'? Were you mocking me in Spanish!?
Stacy!"
Stacy: "Never mind that. I've got to get with that man. They will call us: Stagustin" (*sighs*) Candace: "Puhlease, sister. You heard that lady burst out laughing when you asked if he's single. He's probably dating the hottest girl in school right now. No way he's single. With a butt like his, you'd have to pay a girl a fortune to not date him." They both giggle.
Wow, great minds do think alike.
Candace: "And even if he were single, do you really think he'd go for you? Don't get me wrong, you're a pretty attractive lady, maybe an 8, sometimes even a 9 on your best days, but look at him.
He probably only dates 10s."
Stacy: "Ugh, you're right. At least you have Jeremy. I've felt so depressed ever since I broke up with Coltrane last year. I've been so busy with school that I haven't found the time to find another man."
After a moment of silence, Stacy came up with a brilliant idea.
Stacy: "Who says that it always has to be a guy who hits on girls? What if I approached him first?"
Candace: "A girl hitting on a guy is the most desperate thing I've ever heard."
Stacy: "I dunno. A lot of guys hate the stress that comes with having to make the first move. I think many of them would appreciate it if women began approaching them first instead. Worst case scenario: he tells me that he's already dating someone and walks away. I wasn't expecting to get with him in the first place, so who cares? Or maybe he'd friendzone me. I'm ok with that! He's apparently uber-rich, so maybe he'd let me ride on his baller yacht every now and then as his friend. And even as my friend, he'd definitely be something to look at! Best case scenario: I'd get to take that beautiful hunk of man and…"
Candace: "Ok. Ok. I get it. We are in a public library, Stacy. Geesh ."
Stacy: "Sorry."
Stacy is feeling lucky today. She gets up and walks towards the bookshelf next to him, pretending to look for a book. She decides to use a cheesy pick-up line to see if it works:
Stacy (to Agustin): "Excuse me, sir, I dropped something."
He smiles at her and begins searching the floor beneath them.
Stacy: "My jaw."
Agustin: "huh….oh (*facepalm, stands up*)! Hahahaha! I haven't heard that one before…..Aren't you the girl who made that epic burn against that redhead over there?"
Stacy: "Yep, that's me. I'm an expert at sick burns. With all of the people I've owned, I might as well be the next Thomas Jefferson."
Agustin: "Hahahaha! You're good at this. What's your name?"
Stacy: "I'm Stacy Hirano."
Agustin: "Nice to meet you, Stacy. I'm Augustin Álvarez."
(*handshake*)
Stacy nearly fainted as his hands touched hers.
Stacy: "So…uh…where are you from?"
Agustin: "Oh, I'm from Uruguay. I've been here as a foreign exchange student since freshman year. This school has one of the best finance programs in the world. Definitely worth the enormous sticker price for international students. But America has always been my second home ever since I was a little kid. My family owns houses in Manhattan, Miami, Aspen, Los Angeles, and Martha's Vineyard. We visit these houses during every vacation and we've made a lot of friends here over the years. So, where are you from?"
Stacy: "I'm actually from Danville, but my grandma immigrated here from Japan. She also survived that Japanese Internment thingy. I've lived here all of my life…so, finance, huh?
Investment banking? Consulting? Private Equity?"
Agustin: "Well, I actually secured a job at the largest investment bank in Uruguay. They are paying me six-figures right out of college! Normally, there's no way I would've gotten this job. My grades for the past three years…uh….could've been better, but my dad is…well-connected. I'm starting next year."
Wow, he's a senior!? We've been in the same grade for the past three years!? How come I've never seen him before!? This school is not that big!
Oooh, maybe I can impress him if I can tell him I know who his father is. That lady back there told me his name…..but I wasn't really paying attention. Damn! I was too busy staring at Agustin's butt.
I think his name started with an M. It was M-something.
Stacy: "Martin!"
Did I just say that out loud!? WTF!?
Agustin: "His name is actually Mateo."
Damn, he is really good at reading people.
Stacy: "How did you know…"
Agustin: "I'm used to it. All the time, people always ask me about my father. 'OMG, you're Mateo
Alvarez's son!' I get that 20 times a day. That's the difficulty of having such a prominent father.
They overshadow you. A lot of people only care about you because of who your father is.
Whenever you achieve something great, people say 'oh, it's only because your father is rich!'
People don't see the person behind my last name."
Stacy: "Oh, I'm sorry. I actually have no idea who your father is. I came over because you have an amazing ass…ortment of science-fiction books over here."
(*gestures towards bookshelf*) (*smiles nervously*)
Stacy: "Like this one"
(*pulls out book*)
Stacy: " Ted and Amy's Misfortunate Misadventures"
Agustin: "Oooh, I love that book! I strongly recommend you read it. When aliens discover Earth, they choose two human beings at random, which happen to be two people named Ted and Amy, to send back to their home planet in order to conduct experiments on them. They are abducted from their homes and sent to a laboratory on a faraway planet where they are chained up against the wall. The laboratory has some of the most advanced security systems in the universe. Despite this, they somehow manage to escape the lab and then the planet, but in the most unimaginable ways possible. Along their journey, they develop an extremely close bond and eventually become boyfriend and girlfriend. The book has some of the most heartwarming romantic elements I have ever read in a science fiction book. There's a movie adaptation of the novel that I've been dying to watch."
Stacy: "I love romantic movies. They're especially fun to watch if you have someone to cuddle with. Maybe you should watch it with your girlfriend."
Agustin: "Uh, actually, I don't have a girlfriend."
Stacy: "What!? But…but…a girl laughed and walked away when I asked her if you were single…" DID I JUST REALLY SAY THAT OUT LOUD!?
Augustin: "Perfect timing! I just broke up with my girlfriend a few hours ago. I guess it takes a while for that information to spread. Anyways, I recently ordered the film on Amazon Prime. I was wondering if you want to watch it with me tomorrow night at 9 PM in my dorm room. Wilmington Quad, Room 950."
Stacy: "YES! I mean, yeah, sure, whatever."
Agustin: "Great, see you later! And by the way, you have an amazing ass, too. Busted!" (*walks away*)
Stacy: (*faints*)
Meanwhile, Candace is in the vicinity and just witnessed the entire conversation.
Candace: "Oooh, she's good."
