House on Slumber Party Hill
A/N: I know there's a crossover section for Animaniacs and Tiny Toon Adventures, but given how slow the traffic is there, I thought there'd be a better chance of people actually seeing this story if I published it here. Hope you enjoy! Please read and review!
It was night at the Warner Brothers movie lot, everybody had gone home for the night, everything had been shut down, everything was dark and quiet as far as the eye could see...except in the water tower.
"Oh boy! Oh boy!" Dot exclaimed as she and her brothers each collectively jumped up and down on their own bunk, somehow managing to avoid hitting their heads on the tops of the bunk above them, "A vacation!"
"Wahoo!" Wakko exclaimed as he jumped high enough on the top bunk to hit the ceiling, it didn't deter him as he slammed back down on his bed for a landing.
"Yeah," Yakko added as the three of them, regardless of their differences in size, height and the space they had to move, jumped in perfect unison on three levels, "It was real swell of the doc to rent a house for us to stay at for 2 weeks."
"Yeah, but does he have to stay with us?" Dot asked.
"Apparently, it was the only way the CEO would okay our leaving. We leave first thing in the morning," Yakko told the others, "Scratchy said we're hitting the road as soon as the sun comes up."
"What if it rains?" Wakko thought to ask.
"Have you been hanging out with that rat in the next cartoon?" Yakko stopped jumping momentarily and squinted one eye quizzically as he looked up towards his brother's bed.
From the corner where the scene ended, a voice called back, "We are not rats, we are mice."
"Sorry, Brain!" Yakko called back.
"That's better," the voice responded.
"This is so exciting!" Dot said as she jumped harder and kicked her legs out to the sides in perfect splits, "Two weeks on vacation...I hope we're not bored."
The door of the water tower opened up and Dr. Otto von Scratchansniff appeared as he told the Warners, "To bed wit zu already, we leave first ting in de morning!"
"Awwww!" the Warner siblings whined as they stopped jumping and assumed the pouty face position.
"Don't 'awww' me," the psychiatrist told them, "We have to be on ze road at dawn's crack."
"Mmmwah!" Wakko blew a kiss, "goodnight everybody!"
"That's my line," Yakko said, and thought to add, "And that didn't even call for it."
"Off to bed vitz all of you," Scratchansniff told them as he motioned them off their bunks and towards the bathroom, "brush your teeths, vash behind your years, say your prayers, do vhatever it is you do before going to bed, and go-to-sleep!"
"But we're too excited to sleep," Wakko insisted.
"That's right," Dot said, "we'll be up allllllll night."
"No-no-no," the psychiatrist shook his head, "That von't vork, you von't be up on time tomorrow and ve'll be late."
"No we won't," the Warners insisted.
"We promise," Dot added.
"We'll be there before Dawn puts on her pants," Wakko said.
"Oh boy," Yakko gave a small roll of his eyes.
After 20 minutes of coaxing, Dr. Scratchansniff finally got the three siblings into their beds, tucked in for the night, turned out the light and left the water tower.
All was quiet until they were sure he was out of earshot, then they busted out from the covers and started jumping on their beds again in excitement for the next day. Then suddenly all three bunk beds collapsed on top of one another, and all three Warners found themselves in the giant hole of Wakko's bed which was pancaked on top of the others.
"Oops," was all Wakko had to say on the subject.
Yakko thought for a moment, and he got an idea.
Dr. Scratchansniff had just gone to bed himself when he heard somebody banging on his front door. He pulled himself out of bed, put his glasses on and staggered out to the living room, turning on the lights as he went, before opening the door to see who it was. He definitely was not expecting the three Warners to be on his doorstep, and all three of them rushed in as soon as the door was open.
"Vhat is going on?" he demanded to know.
"We're too excited to sleep," Dot said as they started jumping on the three cushions of his couch.
"And this way we'll be ready to leave as soon as you get up in the morning," Yakko added.
"If you get up," Dot added.
"If you go to bed," Wakko finished.
"Cool setup you got here," Yakko reached down and grabbed the remote, "Do you get cable? Pay-per-view? How about those late night channels with the snow and lines going through them?"
"Can we get a pizza?" Dot asked.
"You got any Burpa-cola in the fridge?" Wakko asked.
Otto sighed and murmured to himself as he staggered back to his bedroom, "Ze things I do for love."
