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So you all are probably wondering why I haven't posted in a long long while? Life just happened and that is all I can say. I have been slowly working on new stories and new chapters, but I am lucky if I can put down a word, much less a sentence. Or a paragraph. I want to thank you all for being so patient with me and thank you for reading my stories. It warms my soul and heart greatly!

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Again thank you all for being wonderful amazing readers.

I have been obsessed with Undertale for a long time and got interested in the Sansgoriel pairing. I think those three are awesome and adorable at the same time!

DISCLAIMER:I do not own Undertale or its characters.

WARNING:This has AsgorexTorielxSans pairing in the story. If you do not like this pairing please do not read this story. There are many other wonderful stories out there to read. Thank you.

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Asgore put his fuzzy face into his hands, trying his best to ignore the pun war going on between his wife and his husband. They could be at this all day and all night if no one stopped them especially if they were on a roll.

"I mustard ask you stop these actions at once Darling!"

"nacho chance tori, I am just bringing up the heat."

It had really been a good morning before this had all started. Asgore was drinking his morning tea while Toriel was making breakfast for them all, the children already had left for school with M.K. Sans had zoned out of their bedroom and fell back asleep on the kitchen table. Their wife soon presents them with a plateful of pancakes. They had been enjoying their breakfast and discussed their plans for today, the normal part of their day, until it was brought up about laundry; specifically Sans laundry; specifically San's dirty sock that always seemed to appear in their living room.

Asgore thought Sans had only done that back in his old house in Snowdin he shared with his younger brother, annoying him constantly with his sock always on the floor. It had been covered in sticky notes written by the skeleton brothers on putting away the dirty article of clothing and completely ignoring it. He remember the complaints that Papyrus ranted on the unfairness of it all. Though in this case, Sans had not gotten rid of his old habits, and was now annoying Toriel who was in today's terms 'a neat freak'.

She was bad as Papyrus on cleanliness in the Home.

After that it escalated from scolding to now plain war puns, the two trying to up the other and win the conversation.

Needless to say… the sock was still on the floor in the living room, while two of the adults were arguing like children in the kitchen about said sock.

"Now see here Mister Lazy Bones!"

"heh, Goat Mom, you really don't want to have a E now do we?"

With a brutal headache starting to form from the stupidity of it all, Asgore decided this argument needed to finish, and it needed to be finished NOW.

"That is it. I have had it. I carrot stand the both of you at each other's throats any longer. So if peas excuse me, I will be outside in the garden digging out the weeds, while you two get to the root of your problems. I will be back in time for an early lunch." With that said, Asgore kissed each of his stunned spouses on their cheeks, and went out the back door to his garden shed. A smug look on his face.

Toriel: 0

Sans: 0

Asgore: A BIG WHOPPING WIN

He had won the pun war from the pun masters themselves.

And it felt good.


Well that is the first chapter for this story. I do hope that you enjoyed it! I do not know when I will post the next chapter or update any of my other stories. As I said, Life has happened and I am trying to overcome it. Though I am greatly please that I was able to write and post something up for you all to read. So please be patient with me for the next update.

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