Piccolo:

That woman, so annoying. Then again you did see her naked, not that you were interested though.

Come on you gotta admit she was pretty.

I don't have to admit anything Francsis!

That means you think she was pretty. You ignored him after that.

Then you feel asleep on the bed, only for the door to be knocked on.

"WHAT!!!"

"You decent in there." It was the woman.

"If you have something to say to me say it!"

"I'm sorry..."

"Pardon me?" She chuckled through the door.

"Look what happened back there was a freak accident that only happens in Hallmark movies and you scared the crap out of me, half of me wanted to kill you on the spot for that..."

"Like you could!" You said smugly, through smiling.

"But after I calmed down I realised you must've been as freaked out as I was, not that you'd admit it." You only grunted in response.

"So I just came to say I'm sorry."

"Hmph."

"I know someone like you, I've learned to translate that to: 'I'm sorry too.'" So she learned to break through the cold guys code.

You mean the tsundere language. You made sure that you heard her walk off.

"Shut up Francsis!!!" You said, "Also what is that?"

Francsis:

The reason why you're friends with this asshole, is because of his personality when you're close to him. Right now he's killing Goku because that's all he knows, at least that's what it looks like.

"It means your usually cold until you warm up to someone. WHICH IS TRUE!!!"

"Why'd she apologize?"

"Why'd you do the same?"

"Because unlike most of these ungrateful, pitiful, persons of a race, she lowered her pride and did the right thing. Which is the toughest thing anyone will do, so I did the same thing more or less." You'd never get over how someone so evil and be so polite and modest. He doesn't even feel comfortable with taking his clothes off and being stark naked.

Piccolo:

"I wouldn't want someome naked in my bed, so I do this place with the same thought in mind."

"Even if the reason the were naked is from magical, breath taking sex?"

"Don't count on me ever having sex, I don't even have genitilia." He came toward you and kicked a space in between your legs, knowing it wouldn't hurt you allowed it, but there was a sudden pain.

"Owww what the fuck was that?"

"Men genitalia." He said and smirked.

"When?"

"When you met that girl, and I've gotta say you're size is impressive."

"Impressive enough to forget your lover who's dead." This was more or less, a friend, and you weren't a total monster you cared.

"Thanks, but you don't swing that way." Then it clicked, his lover was a guy.

"I don't swing anyway."

"Well you need to know how this works, and how to take care of your organ." You just wanted to go to sleep.

Nova:

"Damn look at your honkers!"

"What do you mean, I'm flat chested remember?"

"Nova put your hands on your breasts." You thought it was stupid, but to get the satisfaction of being right you did...only too feel two huge mounds in front of you.

"What happened?" You said, a little freaked out.

"I don't know, I noticed it while you were arguing with that gorgous man...did you happen to see the dick he had."

"NO!!!"

"Well I did and...oh that makes momma happy~"

"KARMA!!!"

"Well I don't know, but I know someone who might!" She said and formed a scouter from thin air, what's special about it is the only it connects to is, Vegeta's. You put it on your head.

"Vegeta!!!"

"Shut up I'm sleeping."

"MY BREASTS GOT BIGGER YOU NEED YOU HELP ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!!" He sighed, then grew silent.

"So it's happened."

"What's happened?"

"You've reached Saiyan puberty. It happens when you meet a potential mate."

"..."

"You're body when they see whoever it is will want to do, sexual things to that person, you could go insane from it."

"But it won't if you take them and make them your mate."

"I don't even know him."

"Doesn't matter he's your mate."

"He just forgave me."

"Doesn't matter he's your mate."

"I think he's evil."

"Doesn't matter he's your mate."

"What if I think about him and use a dildo?"

"Still counts."

"Nice!"

"Yeah, nobody knows what I'm talking about."

"Uncultured swines."

"Tell me about it."

"Hey...I miss you a little."

"And we're getting into sentimental shit, time for me to go!" You turned off your scouter after that, a little pissed off though.

"So did hearing the first love of your life's voice make your head swoon?"

"That was when I was naive now I'm not!"

"Sure and my heart and soul doesn't belong to someone else." Then you put your hands on your lips to shut them up before you said anything stupid.

"Ohhhhh, did Nova like the idea that he wasn't oggling your body."

"Now that I look back on it...his cheeks a little purple, his ears pointy like an elf, his fangs glistening in the light, his antennae beckoning to my touch."

"I'm sure your seeing things."

"His green skin complamenting his handsome face, him walking away seeing his toned, finely chiseled, muscelly body. Those legs and thighs, my head wanting to be crushed by those. And moving down to that perfect, surpisingly pulmp ass. And Karma come here." You forced her forehead on yours and saw his cock, long, thick, and deliciously hung, OH DADDY FUCK ME!!!!! Karma's eyes widened at your outburst.

"I want, I want, I want!" You said a mantra as you fell asleep.