AUTHOR'S NOTE: So ever since I posted the first chapter on the Danganronpa subreddit, it seems like a better introduction is in order, fair enough. I'm a high school writer that goes by the name Timothy! "Danganronpa High School" is a comedy series AU with jokes that will make you laugh! Now, I can see that some of you were a bit unnerved with the last chapter's slightly mature content, but I will assure you that the characters are all 18 years old. Hopefully this clears any confusion up, and go follow my Twitter for updates on when the next chapter comes out!

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It was finally lunch time at Hope's Peak Academy. At one table Makoto, Soda, and Hajime were all sitting with each other along with Nagio, Kokichi, and Mondo.

"Wow, that's pretty gay Hajime." Mondo said after Hajime explained his stiff story.

"Just like us!" said Nagito and Kokichi together, holding hands next to each other. Makoto was just staring off at Kyoko in the background like a lion staring down a gazelle in the Sahara.

"Bro, you know she's not going out with a basic bitch like you, right?" Soda said to Makoto.

"Nah, it'll happen." Makoto said back. He was right, but that's going too far into the story. Kyoko walked by the table with Sakura and Aoi and for whatever reason Makoto had an impulse reaction to get her attention.

"Smackle that crack, yo." Makoto said toward Kyoko. Kyoko looked at Makoto and gave a subtle nod as she walked off and laughed. "Makoto what the fuck are you talking about?" Mondo replied. He was of course talking about Kyoko's butt crack, but nobody knew. "Just something funny, at least she laughed!" Makoto said.

Meanwhile, at another table, Miu was sitting by herself with her head on the the table. Her friend Ibuki came by to check on her. "Hey Miu, you're looking pretty bummed out. And when Ibuki sees a friend sad, I soak the sadness like a sponge!" she said to her troubled friend.

"I mean, FUCK dude!" Miu shouted, "Why are none of these guys paying attention to me?! Isn't it enough that I'm a mechanical genius with tits thicker than a chocolate shake?"

"Man, it's pretty hard dealing with boy problems, that's a pretty big problem!" Ibuki replied back. They both sat in silence for a few seconds, and then Ibuki sprung up like prairie dog. "Ibuki got a great idea Miu, it'll solve all your boy problems!" Ibuki said to Miu.

"Really? What do you have smartypants?" Miu replied.

"Well, it's a pretty bold move to excite all the boys, but it's all worth it!" Ibuki said.

"Get on with it, rainbow hair!" Miu replied.

"Okay then! Have you ever heard of streaking, like, get down to stark nude and go for it streaking?" Ibuki explained.

"Of course I have! You suggesting I streak down the hall with my irresistible body of full display?" Miu questioned.

"Yep! And Ibuki's gonna be your hypeman! I won't be partaking in the streak, but I'll make sure to grab everyone's attention!" Ibuki explained.

"Does a bear crap in the woods? Hell yeah I'm doing this!" Miu exclaimed. They both High fived and got to work on their plan for the rest of the lunch period.

It was about to be the end of the last period in school, and Ibuki and Miu were getting all their things set up for the big show. They were able to hide in the locker room because nobody took Gym last period and they both told their teachers they were going to the bathroom, but they weren't. Oh no they weren't.

"It's time to enact the plan! Ibuki has the signs ready and everything!" Ibuki said. There was a flag and a cardboard sign, both of which had "Look at my tiddlybits!" written in big red letters, although the cardboard sign also had a small blurb that read "#FreeHongKong, #FuckBlizzard" in the bottom right corner.

"Alright, Miu! Commence the stripping!" Ibuki told Miu. Miu proceeded to take off all of her clothes and stuff them in a bag, leaving the front of her body exposed which looked like a shaved Garfield. Ibuki took the flagpole and pushed it in right between her buttcheeks.

"Alright, wait a few seconds, then run through the halls quickly. That way, you'll get the most boys staring at you!" Ibuki explained. "Thanks Ibuki! You're a cool friend!"

The bell rang. All of the students were walking out and ready to head home, but they weren't ready to see Miu's floppy girl meat.

"Now, GO!" Ibuki shouted, and they both bolted out of the locker room, with Ibuki running right behind. Miu widened her arms out in a Jesus pose and watched as the boys oodled at her body, but really they were absolutely confused. They had no clue what to focus on: her pose, her crazed face, her slightly thick pot belly, the flag waving in her asscheeks, it was all too much to take in. Meanwhile, Ibuki was raving and hollering, "THIS IS WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE! FUCK CHINESE CENSORSHIP" When they passed through the hall and out the door, everyone just went back to what they were doing.

"Man, what a stupid bitch." Byakuya commented.

END OF CHAPTER TWO!