It was another day in Hope's Peak Academy. Second period had just been let out and Chiaki and Hajime were talking once again, but Shuichi came up to them to join their conversation.
"Hi guys. How's it going?" Shuichi said nervously.
"I'm doing good, how about you man?" Hajime replied.
"Um, well, I gotta ask you for your help with something." Shuichi replied, blushing.
"I'm not gay, Shuichi!" Hajime replied, noticing his blush.
"NO, it's not you! It's, about her over there." Shuichi replied. He pointed over near a locker where Kaede was exchanging her things.
"Oh, I got you Shuichi, let me help!" Chiaki interrupted, pushing Hajime aside.
"But Chiaki, I cou-" Hajime tried to say.
"Hajime, leave this to the adults here." Chiaki interrupted, again. "Okay, so obviously you gotta get a pair and invite her to something outside of school. Don't get too close though, cuz that's where the Friend Zone is, and no girl wants that in a guy for some reason."
"Well, what should I do with her?" Shuichi questioned? They both pondered for a few seconds.
"Actually, what about that concert we have two spare tickets to?" Hajime said.
"Oh yeah, that's actually perfect for her!" Chiaki said. "So basically, Hajime and I are going to the Tyler, the Creator concert later this week, and originally Ibuki and Junko were gonna go with us, but Junko had something unexpected come up, and Ibuki got grounded and suspended a week for being a fucking idiot, so we got two spare tickets."
"Okay, that's cool!" Shuichi answered. After hearing this Chiaki dragged Shuichi over to his blonde piano princess, Kaede.
"Hey so, Shuichi's got something to ask you." Chiaki told Kaede.
"What's up Shuichi?" Kaede said.
"Um, well, did you, uh, wanna go to this Tyler, the Creator concert with Hajime and Chiaki? The tickets are already paid for…" Shuichi asked. As he was saying this, he was also experiencing what Hajime did before with Chiaki, only this time Shuichi was smart enough to know how his penis and balls works, so it didn't unnerve him.
"Oh yes! I love Tyler, the Creator!" Kaede exclaimed. "I don't listen to a lot of hip-hop, but I just love his dedication to piano! He has a very jazzy style like Herbie Hancock! It'll be really fun, especially with you, Shuichi!"
Shuichi obviously blushed because that's what you do when a girl talks to you. He was really happy he could spend some time with her. But one thing came up in his mind:
"Oh crap!" Shuichi exclaimed, "I have to take care of my little sister and brother that night!"
"Don't worry about that, I got you covered." Chiaki said. Kirumi had just walked past Chiaki and she stopped her and dragged her over to the group.
"Hey Kirumi, I know you were looking for a babysitter job, and Shuichi needs help with his two younger siblings." Chiaki explained to Kirumi.
"Okay, I'll do it, you just gotta pay for my services." Kirumi said to Shuichi.
"Fair enough, it is good to be paid." Shuichi said. Shuichi paid Kirumi's babysitting fee and they all walked off to their next class.
A FEW DAYS LATER...
It was the day of the concert, and Kirumi, Chiaki, and Hajime were pulled up to Shuichi's house. Kirumi was introduced to the house and what to do with the kids by Shuichi.
"Alright, does that seem easy enough for you?" Shuichi asked Kirumi.
"I was born ready! I have a very motherly attitude with children." Kirumi said.
"That's good! Thanks again for this, have a good night!" Shuichi said.
"My pleasure." Kirumi responded. Shuichi left out the door and left in Hajime's car with his concert crew. Kirumi went upstairs to view her kids for the night. When she opened the door, she was in horror of what she witnessed. There was poop smeared one one of the walls while a kid was picking his nose and eating it. The sight and smell of this scene was so repulsive she accidentally vomited on one of the children, causing one of them to cry because vomit was uncomfortable for a child to sit in.
"Oh wait! Don't cry! Let's just take a bath and clean you two up!" Kirumi said as she led them to the bathtub near the room. The vomit girl was easy to clean up, despite the whole vomit touching part which made Kirumi cringe like a bad YouTube compilation. The boy, however, was a bit fussy with his bath.
"It's too scary! No alone!" the boy exclaimed.
"It's okay, I'll be out here for you!" Kirumi responded.
"He can't swim alone." the girl explained, "He usually bathes with me but you put me separate."
"Alright then." Kirumi said. So she stripped down and got into the bubble bath with the boy. Everything was going fine at first, she was cleaning the boy with ease. However, he turned towards Kirumi and started swimming to her. He snuggled right into her boobs like a monkey snuggles with her mother, which made Kirumi feel a bit awkward. She was a babysitter, but didn't think that it would go as far as vomiting on a baby and a toddler motorboat. It got even worse when he started biting on her boobs and tried to suck on them like a straw.
"Ow! That's not good!" Kirumi explained as he pushed back the boy and saw the slight teeth marks around her boobs. She got the idea that they might be hungry, so she and the boy dried off and clothed themselves. All three of them went down to the kitchen where she pulled out all of the things Shuichi pointed out to feed them with. They were fed some chicken, but the girl had to interrupt her for a second.
"For me, you have to pre-chew the food for me!" the girl said. She fulfilled her request and pre chewed her food, but as the girl was eating the food, she saw little bits of lunch meat inside the chewy chicken. Kirumi was disgusted, as she knew she made the mistake of putting the chicken in her unclean vomit mouth.
"Wait! Stop eating it!" Kirumi said to the girl, slapping the fork out of her hand. "I'll get you something else." Finally it was time to put them to sleep, and so they put their pajamas on and brought up to their bedrooms.
"Good night, sweeties!" Kirumi said to the two of them. As she walked out, the boy one tapped her boob. Kirumi sat downstairs watching TV, making sure the two kids didn't get out of their beds. About an hour or two later, Chiaki's car pulled up to the driveway.
"Oh! They're finally back!" Kirumi muttered to herself. Shuichi walked out of the car looking like a homeless man in New York. He opened the door to get inside, panting with the eyes of a dog with rabies.
"Shuichi! Are you okay!?" Kirumi shouted.
"I've seen the light, and it is INCREDIBLE!" Shuichi replied in delight.
"I assume you had a good time at the concert?" Kirumi questioned.
"It was more than just the concert." Shuichi replied as he walked up the stairs like a zombie. Kirumi looked outside and saw both Hajime and Chiaki smiling and giving two thumbs up.
"The fuck?" Kirumi muttered. Little did she know how right she was…
END OF CHAPTER 3
