Me: So, guys!
Amu: What?
(I give them a piece of paper)
Ran: What's this
Me: It's a story or your adventures, but with different characters!
Nagihiko: Different characters, eh?
Me: It's basically a what if of your adventures
Tadase: Let's read!
Me: The story will be in bold if any of you readers want to read it!

(It's a beautiful day in the town of Onbashira. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming)

Rima: You just couldn't resist putting an undertale reference
Kusukusu: Kusukusukusukusu!
Me: Just read!

(However, one blue haired girl is being bullied)
(The bullies heard a whistle)
(They turned around to see a grey haired girl)
Rimona: Yeah, you're in my way.
(The bullies gasped)
Bully 1: It's her! Rimona Megurine! The coolest girl in Lemniscate's!

Amu: That's supposed to be me, right?
Me: Mhmm!

Bully 2: I heard that she singlehandedly defeated the entirety of Dixsept middle school's football team!
Bully 1: I heard that she bribed her way into Lemniscate's!
Bully 2: Sorry! We'll be leaving!
(The bullies ran away)
Rimona: And stay out of my way!
(The blue haired girl, named Braelyn, stared at her)
Rimona: Well, I have to get to school
Braelyn: It's you! Can I have your autograph?!
Rimona: No. I would like to, but school is starting.
(Rimona left)
Braelyn: She's so cool!
Rimona:(Narrating) Yes, that's me. My name is Rimona Megurine, daughter of Nikora and Magnus Megurine.

Amu: Megurine?
Me: Don't ask
Yaya: Also, why is her mom's name Nikora
Me: There's a good reason!

Rimona:(Narrating) People think I'm cool because of my helpfulness, but many facts are exagerrated about me and make me seem cooler than I actually am. For example, I only came to the game to watch my school's football team play, and being at the front seat, I cheered for them, but I never actually played in the game. My cheering gave them the confidence to beat Dixsept 15-7, and they even thanked me for it. I guess someone warped the story.

(Intro)
(Episode 1: Take the plunge of being yourself)

Yaya: Is this supposed to be like a script?
Me: Yeah

RBG1: Wow! She's so cool! She stopped those bullies from hurting Braelyn!
RBG2: I've heard that her mother writes for a famous magazine, and her father is a photographer!
RBG1: Wow! I bet she scored a lot of boys in middle school
Rimona:(Narrating) Honestly, I really didn't. I just ignored all of my admirers.

(After school, Rimona walked back into her house)
Rimona: I'm back
Nikora: Ah! Rimona!
(A young girl shhowed up)
Rimona: Ah! Connie!
Connie: Wimomo! You're back!
(They were eating dinner while watching TV)
Rimona: Are we seriously watching Concha Takinoue again?
Nikora: She's highly popular with readers of my life advice column!
Magnus: Hey! Look at this picture
Nikora: Ah! Connie is so cute
Rimona:(Thinking) This is what I get for having a life advice column writer for a mother and a photographer for a father.
Concha: There's a guardian spirit guarding everyone in the world
Rimona: A guardian spirit? Really?
Nikora: Yeah.
Rimona: This is dumber than the time when she spoke of living objects! How stupid
Concha: Be careful if you don't believe in them
Rimona: Huh?
Concha: If you don't believe in them, they won't help you!
Rimona: You know what? I'm going to bed.
(Rimona left)

(Rimona flopped down on her bed)
Rimona:(Narrating) Sometimes, I wonder why people think I'm cool. In reality, I'm such a mess. I try to ignore people, but that somehow made me cooler. It was like this ever since we moved to Onbashira.

(Flashback)

Teacher: This is our new student. Rimona Megurine
Rimona: Uh... hi?
Teacher: So, Rimona, tell us about your self.
Rimona: I... I'm from Capitol City
RBG1: Wait, Capitol City? You must be so cool!
Rimona: Well, I'm really-
RBG2: Wow! I've heard that she helped Hinatsu Middle School's football team beat Dixsept's football team!
RBG1: Did they let her play?
Rimona: No, they-
(Everyone starts talking)

(Flashback end)

Rimona:(Narrating) And that's how people think I'm cooler than I actually am. I never seem to be in control of what I seem like to people. Guardian Spirits, if you truly exist, I'm sorry for making fun of you, but please let me be reborn as the person I truly want to be.

(The next day)
Rimona: So, I made a wish, but...
(She stared at the things on her bed. A thing wrapped in plastic, a pillowcase, and a pastry box)

Amu: Wait, why aren't they eggs?
Me: You see, here, you guys are replaced with characters from a show I watch called Battle for Dream Island. There are talking objects, tsukumogami, and I want them to be the Shugo Chara. It'll make no sense for a Remote to hatch from an egg.

Rimona: How did these get here?! Did a reverse thief put them there? Who would give me these things?!
Rimona: Well, I better keep them.
(Rimona touches the plastic packaging)
Rimona: Huh? Is something living in here?
(Rimona puts them in her schoolbag)

(At school)
RBG1: Ah! It's them!
Rimona: It's who?
RBG1: You probably don't know them since you're new here, but this is the Death Prevention Association of Preventing Trust! Or Death PACT for short.
RBG2: They are an elite group of students created the same time as the school itself that look over everything that happens in Lemniscate's.

Tadase: The Death PACT? That's who replaces us?
Me: Don't ask

RBG1: Behold! The KING'S CHAIR: Trey Yukari! The QUEEN'S CHAIR: Lyla Denki! The JACK'S CHAIR: Penn Stati! The TEN'S CHAIR: Blake Holl! The ACE'S CHAIR: Betty Bouteille!

Nagihiko: But... we don't have a TEN'S CHAIR.
Me: I basically separated Kukai's role into two.

(Rimona stares at Trey)
Rimona:(Thinking) Trey... He's such a prince.

(Tadase CHARA CHANGES)
Me: Oh, crap.
(Rima puts a bucket on Tadase's head)
Me: There

Rimona:(Thinking) But what am I going to do? A

(I clap, thus replacing the word prince)

like him is never going to fall in love with a girl like me.
(The plastic package wriggles)

Rimona: Huh?
(She opened her bag and sees the plastic package)
Rimona: Ah! It's moving!
(Rimona tries to silence it)
(Trey notices it)
(Trey walks over to her)
(He places his hand on her)
(Rimona blushed)
Rimona: What are you doing, you little shrimp?!
(Everyone gasped)
Rimona: ...
Rimona:(Narrating) When it comes to love, I'm a nervous wreck. That's why I try to keep calm and ignore anyone who asks me out. I think that's why people think I'm cool.
(Rimona ran away)
Trey: Did you see that girl?
Lyla: She had a Spirit Package
Blake: Even better. She had three
Betty: A girl with three Spirit Packages
Penn: And they were about to be born
(The plastic package glowed)

(Somewhere, a locked box opened and let out a bright light)
(An orange haired guy noticed the bright light)
?: Is that the ALPHA LOCK?

Yaya: The ALPHA LOCK?
Me: Yeah. Naming it the HUMPTY LOCK would only make sense with an egg motif.

(Eyecatch)

(Later, The Death PACT was holding an assembly)
Trey: Well, if anyone has someething to say, please raise your hand.
Rimona:(Thinking) Why did I say that? He was my dream

(Clap)

! I just want to appologize. "I'm sorry about what I said. The truth is, I like you" But I just can't say that.
?: Now you can!
Rimona: Huh?
?: From a girl who can't express her feelings to a girl who can! Let's CHARA CHANGE!
(Her eye suddenly glowed red)
(Rimona got up and raised her hand)
Rimona: I have something to say! I'm sorry about what I said. The truth is, I like you!

Amu: Seriously don't remind me of that!

Trey: ... What?
Rimona: I said that I-
Trey: I have someone I like already
(Rimona's eye turned back into grey)
Rimona:(Thinking) What the hell just happened? My body just moved on its own. And... did he just reject me?
(Everyone stared at her)
(Rimona runs away)
(Trey watched)
Penn: Go after her. We'll take care of the rest!
(Trey ran off)
Penn: Moving on

(Rimona ran away)
Rimona:(Thinking) I'm so embarassed! Why did I do that? I just want to crawl in a hole and never come out!
(Rimona falls into a hole)
Rimona: Crap. What am I going to do!
(Rimona called for help, but nobody came)
Rimona: They must be on a day off. Well, I'm stuck
?: Not necessarily!
Rimona: Who's that?
(The plastic package appeared and unwrapped itself to reveal that she's a remote control)
Remote: Hello! My name is Remote, your Spirit Object

Amu: Seriously? Remote?
Pepe: You can't think of a better name!
Me: In BFDI, the objects are named after what they are!
Ran: Never mind that! Why am I a remote?

Rimona: My spirit object?
Remote: Yeah, All kids have a object that represents themselves, their Spirit Objects, their would be selves, yet unseen
Rimona: So, you're like my guardian spirit?
Remote: That's right! Remember when you wished that you would be reborn? That wish cause me to be born! As well as these two others.
Rimona: Okay! Anyways, how do I get out?
Remote: You can CHARA CHANGE and control the world around you, including your own body!
Rimona: Uh... okay? Wait, did you cause me to say that to Trey?
Remote: Whatever! Just CHARA CHANGE!
(Rimona's eye becomes red, and shaped into a specific pattern that looks like the arrow buttons on a TV remote)
Remote: Play! Pause! Rewind!

Nagihiko: I'm guessing you changed that because it wouldn't make sense?
Me: Yeah. Remote is a remote, not something to do with sports or movement. I changed that to control because, you know.

(Rimona jumps so high and screams)
(Rimona lands on the unfinished building)
Rimona: Why am I so high up?
Remote: Just regain your balance!
(Just then, the orange guy from before appeared, but his hair was on fire)

Amu: Ikuto!
Tadase: But Ikuto-nii-san's hair is blue
Me: Changed characters!
Amu: Oh, right!

Rimona: Who are you
?: Ah, the ALPHA LOCK seems attracked to you.
Rimona: The ALPHA LOCK?
(A small living flame appeared)
Firey: Yeah, we stole it
?: So, you're an object bearer.
Rimona: A what?
(The mysterious guy reached into Rimona's jacket pocket)
Rimona: Hey! Don't touch me there!
(The mysteious guy got out the other two packages)
Firey: Three of them. No wonder it seems attracted to you.
Rimona: I have no idea what you're talking about!
Rimona:(Thinking) What am I supposed to do?
Remote: Just have confidence! Take them back
Rimona:...
(She charges towards the guy)
Rimona: Give me back my packages!
(She grabs the packages out of the guy's hand)
(Rimona falls)
Remote: Rimona!
(She flies to her)
Remote: Just believe in yourself! CHARA CHANGE!
Rimona: Okay!
(...)
(The ALPHA LOCK flies to her and Rimona grabs it. The transformation scene began)
(Rimona was now wearing a grey cheerleaders outfit with red highlights and the remote symbol)

Miki: Is this just Amulet Heart, but grey?
Me: I did a few differences in the design!

Remote: You just Character Transformed! I'm so amazed!
Rimona: What's a Character Transformation?
Remote: It's when you use 120% of your power. It's like a CHARA CHANGE, but better
Rimona: This feels weird. My body feels as light an a feather.. Yeah! I can do anything!
(Rimona flies around)
(Trey notices it)
Trey: A Character Transformation?
Rimona: Wait... how am I even doing this... AHHH! I'M SO HIGH UP!
Remote: Rimona! Believe in yourself! If you don't-
(Rimona changes back)
Remote: You'll change back.
(Rimona falls into a cushion made of leaves)
(Trey catches her)
Rimona: Trey!
(Trey's hair is now full of leaves. Trey is accompanied by a miniature Tree)

Kiseki: Why am I a tree?
Pepe: Dunno-dechu

Trey: Rimona! Are you okay?
Rimona: Huh?
?: So, if it isn't the little prince
Trey: Flynn! Don't call me a prince!
Flynn: So, you saved the girl. Now what?
Trey: I'll never let you get the ZENMONO

Kiseki: If I'm interpreting this correctly, the ZENMONO is supposed to be the EMBRYO, right?
Me: Yeah

Rimona: What's the ZENMONO?
Trey: I'll tell you later!
(Flynn ignites a flame from his hand)
Trey: BLESSING OF THE GREEN TREE!
(Trey makes a shield of leaves)
(When Rimona looks, Flynn is gone)
Rimona: He's gone
Rimona: Ah! The ALPHA LOCK!
(Rimona hands Trey the ALPHA LOCK)
Trey: Keep it, you'll need it.
Lyla: Trey, we need you.
Trey: Rimona, you can go home. As for me, I'm worried if Penn, Blake and Betty got it covered there.
(Trey and Lyla left)
Rimona: Ah! He grabbed me like a princess!
Remote: Way to go, Rimona!
Rimona: Oh, you're still here?
Remote: Uh... yeah.
Rimona: I'm leaving! You made me embarrass myself in front of the whole school!
(Rimona left)
Remote: Hey! Wait for me!

(Credits)

(Rimona is in her room)

Su: There's stuff after the credits?
Me: Yeah, like in BFDI

Rimona: Well, that's one package down. I wonder what the other two will be like?

Me: Well, I'll show you guys the next episode soon
Yaya: We'll be waiting for it!