Amu: So, have another Shugo Death PACT episode?
Me: I've currently written 19.
Yaya: Wow! That's a lot
(Rimona woke up)
Rimona: Ugh. What was that yesterday? Was it a dream?
Remote: No! It wasn't a dream!
Rimona: Ah! What are you still doing here?!
Remote: I'm your Spirit Object, remember?
Rimona: You caused me to embarrass myself in front of the whole school!
Remote: At least you confessed!
Rimona: But he rejected me! Besides, being able to tell how I feel in front of so many people isn't me at all!
(Intro)
(Episode 2: The Legend of the ZENMONO)
Rimona:(Narrating) After what happened, I'm so embarrassed! I bet now there are rumours about how I'm less cool than I actually am. I am so embarrassed.
Ari: Ah! Rimona!
Rimona: What? Don't tell me this is about me getting rejected!
Bella: Well, yes. I'm just actually so glad that you were able to confess your feelings! You're such a cool girl!
Rimona: What? Whatever. I don't really care if the confession worked or not!
Barbara: You totally did!
Rimona: No, I didn't!
Ari: Don't worry, I'm sure you can get him because you're just too spicy!
Amu: They call her cool and spicy too?
Me: well, I guess Ari is the one who started it, then it just spread around the whole school
Rimona: ...
Ari: You know, as hot as a pepper.
Rimona, Barbara and Bella: ...
Ari: Because boys think you're hot, just like a pepper
Rimona: Look, I'm just glad that you're able to see that side of me.
(Just then Lyla came in)
Ari: Ah! Lyla-sama!
Rimona: Lyla?
Bella: The Death PACT's QUEEN'S CHAI-
Nagihiko: So that's who replaces Nadeshiko
Amu: I still miss her
(Rima stares at Nagihiko)
Nagihiko: Why are you looking at me
Rimona: I know who she is! What is she doing here?
Lyla: Rimona
Rimona: Yes?
Lyla: I'd like to invite you to THE ROYAL GARDEN. Meet me after school
(She leaves)
Rimona: Wait, what?
Bella: Oh my god! You're so lucky!
Rimona: What is the Royal Garden?
Ari: It's where the Circle of the Death PACT have their secret meetings!
Yaya: Circle of the Death Prevention Association of Creating Trust?
Me: You'll see
Rimona: Aren't they called the Death Prevention Association of Creating Trust?
Barbara: The Circle of Death Prevention and Creating Trust are known by many names
Ran: Oh!
Me: The original team in BFDI was called Death Prevention and Creating Trust. I just changed the A to mean something different.
Belle: So, are you going to go to the meeting?
Rimona: ...
(Later, Rimona was at PE class)
Rimona:(Narrating) A chance to be with Trey! A beautiful
(Clap)
! I have to return something to him too. But what am I even going to say to him? Oh well.
(Rimona looks at the gymnastics bars that the rest of the class is doing)
Rimona: Wow, this looks tricky!
Remote: Don't worry! It looks easy!
Rimona: Remote! I told you to stay in my bag! What if someone sees you!
Remote: Don't worry! Nobody but people with Spirit Objects can see Spirit Objects
Rimona: Prove it!
Remote: I'll do a dance and sing a song in front of everyone
(Remote flies in front of the class)
Remote:(Dancing) Roses are red. Violets are glue. I just realized I'm not singing right now.
Tadase: Don't you mean, Violets are Blue? And why isn't she singing
Me: Yes, and also she can't sing because she has a robotic voice
Rimona: (Looks around and sees nobody noticing Remote) Well, I have to commend you Remote, you are anything but a liar.
(They heard Braelyn fall)
Rimona: Ah, Class ω11+3 is doing the bars as well. Hang on! That's the girl those bullies were attacking the other day!
Miki: ω11+3? Why?
Me: The classes are numbered using transfinite numbers. Like, Infinity plus 1. It's a sort of quirk that has to do with the plot
ω11+3 Teacher: Ah, it seems like Braelyn is struggling. Hey you, grey haired girl from ω11+5. Why don't you set an example for the her
Rimona: Wait, what?
ω11+5 Teacher: Yeah, Rimona. Do it. It will also do an example for our class as well.
Rimona: Well... Okay.
(Rimona walks to the bars)
Remote: Hey, want me to take control of you?
Rimona: No! Remember last time?
(Ran looks at Amu)
Amu: Uh oh
Remote: You can't do this without my help!
Rimona: ... I guess you're right
Remote: Play! Pause! Rewind!
(Rimona CHARA CHANGED and ran to the bars. She swung around the bars)
(She then went up in the air)
Rimona:(Thinking) Uh... Remote. I think that's enough!
Remote:(Pressing her buttons) Hahaha! This is so much fun!
(Rimona did a backflip)
Rimona: Oh! I think I'm going to be sick!
(Rimona safely landed on the ground, un-CHARA CHANGED, then fainted from dizziness)
Ari: Is she okay?
Braelyn: Wow! Rimona is so cool!
Ari: And spicy too!
Me: See. Soon, everyone will start calling her "cool and spicy"
Braelyn: ?
(Later, Rimona was dunking Remote in the toilet)
Rimona: Remote! What did you do that for!
Remote: Sorry! I got carried a-(started glitching out)
Rimona: You're lucky I'm not flushing you down there!
Remote: P-P-P-Please s-s-s..erjuhqehufhquehhwef
(The pillow case opened and a small pillow looked out of it)
(She went back in and ran off)
Rimona: Huh? One is running away. That stupid little-
Remote: wehfueijn.. Toilet water is so disgusting.
Rimona: Whatever. Let's go, Remote.
(Later, Rimona was in art class)
Penelope: Ahaha! It is I, the one and only Penelope Triangolo!
Amu: Saya Yamabuki, right?
Me: Yeah. Also, I got a special plan for Penelope, Braelyn, Lyla and whoever replaces Utau
Rimona: ... Who?
Penelope: (Gets mad) Whatever! Just draw me!
Rimona: Wait, what?!
Rimona:(Narrating) Fun fact: I suck at drawing. And for some strange reason, I forget how to spell when I try to label my drawing.
Miki: Why though
Me: Thought it would be funny for her to label every bad drawing with misspelled words
Mary: You, like, better not mess this up.
Ruby: Yeah, Penelope-sama gets very mad if you make fun of her
(Rimona looks at her drawing)
(It is very badly drawn and is labeled with "Penlpee")
Rimona: I so don't want to show her this
Penelope: I'm waiting for my drawing! It better turn out good! Or else!
(The Pillow from before watched her)
Pillow: :) Sew, Craft, Sleep!
Miki: Sew, Craft, Sleep? Why not Drew, Draw, Drawn?
Me: I expanded the range of arts and crafts for this character. And I added sleep, because Pillow
(Rimona's eye turned into a shape that looks like a cross-stitch. She started drawing really fast)
Penelope: Huh?
(She looks at the drawing, and it was really good)
Penelope: Oh, my god! This girl can draw really perfect!
(Rimona turned back)
Rimona: Remote! That was you!
Remote: It wasn't! I can only make you do things that I know how to make you do!
Pillow: It was me
(Rimona and Remote look outside the window to see Pillow)
(Pillow left)
Remote: Where is she going
Rimona: I have to follow her
(She raised her hand up)
Rimona: I have to use the restroom
(Rimona is chasing after Pillow)
Rimona: You! Pillow girl! Why are you running away?
Pillow: I saw you two fight in the bathroom. If you do not believe in us, we'll disappear.
Rimona: You'll... disappear
Remote: Yeah. We can help you, but only if you believe in us. Please.
Rimona: I don't know much about Spirit Objects, and you get in the way most of the time but ... Well, okay. Maybe I can respect you a little more.
Pillow: :)
Rimona: Now, come. If we stay out here for too long, people would think I spend too long in the restroom.
Pillow: Okay!
(Pillow and Remote follow her)
(However, a mysterious blue haired guy was watching them)
Amu: Is tha-
Me: No! I already said that Flynn is Ikuto! This is someone else
Su: I have a feeling that it might me sensei-desu
Me: Spot on
(He smiled)
(Meanwhile, Flynn and Firey were resting somewhere)
(Flynn remembered how the ALPHA LOCK reacted to Rimona)
Flynn: The ALPHA LOCK went for her
Firey: But why does she have three Spirit Packages?
Flynn: I don't know.
(Eyecatch)
(Rimona was standing outside THE ROYAL GARDEN)
Rimona: A tea party with Trey? I'm sort of nervous
Remote: Don't worry. It'll be fine. If you want, I can-
Rimona: Please don't
(Rimona walked in)
Trey: Rimona, you came.
(Rimona is surprised to learn that the Death PACT all have Spirit Objects as well)
Rimona: More of these Spirit Objects.
Lyla: Of course.
(Lyla is pouring Rimona tea)
Lyla: It's an old recipe I made.
(Rimona tastes it)
Rimona: Wow! Delicious!
Trey: Well, I guess we should start. My name is Trey Yukari, the KING'S CHAIR. And this here is my Spirit Object, Tree
Kiseki: Really, why am I a tree.
Me: Just one of the baffling decisions that I had to work with
(Tree shakes up and down)
Tree: Pleased to meet you.
Lyla: I'm Lyla Denki. Here's my Spirit Object, Liy. She is a lightswitch
Amu: Wait, didn't you say
Me: Li...ghtswitch...y
Rhythm: Huh?
Liy: Hey! I support Lyla with all my heart!
Penn: Penn Stati is the name. Pen with one N is my Spirit Object
Nagihiko: Okay, now it is just confusing.
Pen: Hey guys, watch this!
(Pen starts to spin a basketball on his finger)
Blake: I'm Blake Holl. My Spirit Object is a Black Hole
Black Hole: Hey.
Tadase: He seems like someone who would be an X-Chara
Me: But he isn't! Trust me! I plan a Guardian Character whose personality seems like it would be fit for an X-Chara
Betty: I'm Betty Bouteille! The fun loving ACE! Here's Bottle
Tadase: You...
Me: I still named the dog Betty.
Amu: Now I'm confused
Bottle: I'm so excited to meet you! I'm also excited to start preventing-
Pen: Bottle, you joined the Circle three months ago.
Rimona: Wait, is every Spirit Object just named after what they are?
Liy: Not really.
Rimona: Anyways, I'm-
Blake: Rimona Megurine, daughter of Nikora Tesura and Magnus Megurine. Moved from Capitol City a few days ago. Is a transfer student from Goiky High. Born November 8th 2003. Cool and spicy on the outside, shy and nervous on the inside.
Amu: Wait, now the Death PACT is calling her cool and spicy! I never would've thought that Kukai would call me that
Also, it says you helped your middle school's football team won against Dixsept.
Rimona: How did you know all of this?
Blake: It's the TEN's job to look after the students' personal information.
Rimona: Hey! That's the same as invading their privacy!
Rimona: Okay, what do you know about these things.
Trey: All kids have a object that represents themselves, their Spirit Objects, their would be selves, yet unseen.
Rimona: Yeah, I know that. Remote said it.
Trey: That is generally what is said. But there's more you need to know.
(Trey got out a picture Book)
Rimona: "The Legend of the ZENMONO"
Tadase: The book is diifferent.
Me: Same but different
(Rimona opened it)
Rimona: "A Spirit Object: a kid's unseen persona, represents themself. But as the kid grows older, the persona disappears."
(Rimona turns the page)
Rimona: "Many years ago, a young boy cast his object, throughout the country. If one is its new owner, then their wish would become real"
(Rimona noticed a missing page)
Rimona: A page is missing...
Trey: That boy is NUMBER INFINITY, Infinity Lemniscate, who founded this school 99 years ago. He wrote this book. His Spirit Object in the ZENMONO, loosely translated the "Every-thing". The concept of infinity realized as a concrete object.
Yaya: Wait, so whoever takes the role of Chairman, this Infinity character, didn't just created the Guardians, but the whole school?!
Me: Yes
Rimona: The ZENMONO...
Lyla: He's also the founder of the Circle. He swore on his life to not let the ZENMONO fall into the wrong hands.
Me: So, basically, he made a death pact with himself.
Betty: I came up with the backronym!
Trey: The Circle is made up of the five purest Object Bearers at the school, inherited generation after generation. But soon... There will be six
Rimona: Six?
Trey: That's right. I'm asking you to be a member of the Death Prevention Association of Creating Trust.
Rimona: (Gasp) (Thinking) In the Association? With the Prince? (Out loud) But why?
Trey: When a kid loses hope in who they want to be, their Spirit Package gets disintegrated into a Shadow Package.
Kiseki: Why not X-Package and X-Object?
Me: Dunno.
Blake: You're the only one here who can do a Character Transformation, and you have the ALPHA LOCK, so you'd be perfect for the job.
Rimona: The ALPHA LOCK (She looks at her lock)
Trey: So, will you join us?
Rimona: ... No. Well, this has been fun but I have to go now! (Leaves)
Remote: The one time you have a change to be with Trey and you blew it! So ashamed!
Rimona: Look! I don't want to be a Death PACT-er! I'm just happy being a normal girl! I'm already close with most of the class. Joining them will just cause me to drift apart
Pillow: They're the most respected kids in the school!
Rimona: I know! And what's with the name?! The Death Prevention Association of Creating Trust is okay, albeit long, but do they really have to mention Death? It's so gory!
Amu: So for me, it's the cape; for he, it's the name.
Pepe: That's an even more stupid reason
Remote: So let me get this able to be represented by an equation of the form y=mx+b.
Rhythm: What?
Me: Any graph representing an equation of that form is a straight line. So... "let me get this straight".
Yaya: Oh! ... What?
You don't want to join the Circle, because their name references death, even though the Circle is about preventing it.
Rimona: You don't have to word it so weirdly!
Pillow: You can Character Transform and have the ALPHA LOCK. If anything, the addition of you makes it better!
Rimona: Yeah. (She looks at the ALPHA LOCK in her hand) Why did they give me this?
(They notice Braelyn trying to hold onto the gymnastics bars)
(She fell)
Rimona: That girl.
(Rimona walked over to her)
Braelyn: Huh? Rimona!
Braelyn: I'm sorry, Rimona
Rimona: For what?
Braelyn: You saw me fall. I'm so ashamed. I have no right to be called your fan
Rimona: No you don't.
Braelyn: Yes I do. I'm clumsy, stupid, and nobody wants to be my friend.
Rimona: No! Nobody said that!
(The man from before looked at them)
?: Interesting.
(He snapped his fingers)
(Braelyn's Spirit Package turned into a Shadow Package)
Rimona: Oh no! Is that a Shadow Package?!
Braelyn: I'm just pathetic. You think I'm pathetic. That's all I am. A pathetic little girl.
Rimona: You aren't!
Braelyn: YES, I AM!
(A bust of dark energy shot from the Shadow Package)
Braelyn: I'm pathetic... My goals are impossible... impossible... impossible... impossible...
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Rhythm: Cool text!
Me: Thanks.
Rimona: Believe in yourself! Or else your dream will vanish before your very eyes! It's way too soon to do nothing but give up!
(The ALPHA LOCK shone)
(The Death PACT noticed it)
Trey: Is she...
(He ran off)
Rimona: Watashi no kokoro: UNLOCK!
(Rimona started to Character Transform)
(Character Transform: ALPHA REMOTE)
Yaya: Why that name?
Me: I guess it's because the Humpty Lock is like an amulet. It's called the ALPHA LOCK so...
Rimona: Ah... I Character Transformed again.
Pillow: Wow. So cute.
(The Death PACT looked at her)
Betty: Ah! So that's what she's like.
Blake: She looks a bit cute to be honest.
(The Shadow Package began to emit out bands of darkness)
(Rimona tried to dodge)
Remote: Rimona! You can do it!
Rimona: Do what?
(The ALPHA LOCK began to shine)
Rimona: I know
Rimona: NEGATIVE HEART: LOCK ON!
(Rimona made a heart shape with her hand, pinpointing the Shadow Package)
Rimona: OPEN HEART!
(Rimona opened the heart shape, sending out a burst of purification energy to the Shadow Package)
(The Shadow Package got purified)
Trey: The Shadow package... got back to normal.
(Rimona detransformed)
Rimona: What the hell just happened.
(The mysterious blue haired man from before smirked, then left)
(The Spirit Package went back to its owner. Braelyn woke up)
Braelyn: Huh? What happened? Ah! Rimona!
Rimona: Don't worry. I have my faults too.
Braelyn: You do?
Rimona: I wouldn't think for a second that you're pathetic.
Braelyn: Rimona... Alright! I'll work up to my dreams
Rimona: Well, good luck
Braelyn: Ah! Rimona before you go, can I have your autograph? I really like you! My name is Brae-
(Rimona leaves)
Braelyn: She left me again... She's so cool! I wish I can be just like her!
(Death PACT continued to watch)
Trey: So, Lyla, what are you going to do?
Lyla: Don't worry! A Death Preventer wouldn't leave things like this.
(Credits)
Remote: Wow! Today was so much fun! It was so cool Character Transforming with you, right Rimona?
Rimona: N-Not really
(Pillow bites Rimona's hair)
Miki: Hey! I wouldn't do that!
Me: But she's not exactly like you, remember
Miki: Oh yeah
Rimona: What was that for?
Pillow: Sorry.
(Rimona chased her)
Remote: Hehehe.
Rimona: You two!
Remote: What! I didn't have anything to do with this.
Rimona:(Narrating) I might be stubborn, cynical and a scaredy-cat, but I guess that's not a bad thing
(The episode ends with the pastry box moving)
Amu: What do you think is going to hatch from the box
Su: Probably something sweet! Like a cake or a pie!
Me: That's correct!
Miki: Which one? The cake or the pie?
Me: You'll see
