OOC haters, this one is for you.
Disclaimer: Skip Beat! does not belong to me.
After reading this story, you'll be glad it doesn't.
Turn back now.
I'm serious....You WILL be scarred for life after reading this.
--Skip Beat! Stories You Wish Will Never Come True--
Chicken The Sequel
All through the night, Mogami Kyouko tossed and turned in her bed. The sleeping pills she had taken had odd side effects and she was beginning to experience them as she had the most horrific nightmare.
In the deep recesses of Kyouko-chan's brain...
"Ren-chan! Oh my gawsh! You look sooooooooo hot in the freezing cold."
Kyouko giggled as her senpai ran over to her, his glittery pink jacket blowing in the wind behind him. He had on designer muffin pants that said, "Too Sexy for You" in red letters and his hair had orange streaks in it. To put it simply, he looked fabulous.
"Hey, babe..Yashii-san said you rang, "he casually exclaimed. He blew her a kiss as he said this, causing her to dramatically fall to the ground as her minions of love basked in his majestic sexiness. He helped her get up and listened as she explained her Natsu predicament.
"Like, the director like wants me to like act like a, like..bitch. I like can't, like, do that cuz I'm like, a really good, like, and nice, like, person...Like, you know?" After Kyouko's nauseating explanation, Ren took her up to his penthouse for bitch training. They ran up the flight of stairs, not realizing that there was an elevator. After climbing seven flights, they reached their destination. Ren flipped his hand towards the door and bowed as Kyouko walked into his walkway.
"Welcome to the House of Tsuruga...OOC is very welcome up in here..."
Outside of Kyouko's mind...
The okami-san frantically shook Kyouko as Taisho hurriedly called for help. The poor girl had been screaming and writhing like crazy for seven hours now because she had taken supposed children's sleeping pills. In actuality, it was really bad chicken that Kyouko had tossed into the fridge last month . In her dazed state after staying up for so many hours, Kyouko must have thought that it was the medicine.
"Why did she keep that chicken,"Okami-san cried. It wasn't like her at all to do such an irresponsible thing. It was as if some outside, evil presence from another dimension was tormenting her in a fanfiction gone wrong. Finally, help came and took Kyouko to the hospital.
"Mo...Moga...Mogami-san."
Kyouko blinked open her eyes and looked up at her senpai's worried face. She drowsily looked to her left and saw Yashiro-san, who cheered as she came to her senses. The cheering didn't last long as Kyouko remembered her horrific nightmare.
"Please forgive me, Tsuruga-sama,"she screeched, "I have had a disturbing dream about you!!" Ren stepped back, embarrassed by her sudden behaviour. Yashiro nervously laughed and reassured Ren that it was just the medicine talking as she told him about the dream.
"I'll never give you chicken for your birthday again! It was six months old when I ordered it from America anyways...this is my redemption!!!" Ren only smiled brightly at this comment and said his words of terror as he realized that she had fed him extremely old fried chicken.
"I suggest you eat more chicken, Mogami-san...It would do you good."
His gentleman's smile glowed ever brighter and the Kyouko grudges basked in his anger.
And so she ate the rest of the tainted chicken.
The End
A/N: I am trying to get inducted into the bad SB! fanfiction community again. That would be such an honor. I hope I can get in a second time...*crosses fingers in anticipation*
Question: Do muffin pants really exist? O_O
