This probably won't scar you for life.
But it certainly scarred Kuu. T_T
Disclaimer: Skip Beat! does not belong to me.
I'll bet you're glad it doesn't.
A/N: This story takes place a couple of years after the latest chapter. Kyouko is 19 and she is going out with Ren. She already knows about him being Kuon Hizuri and Corn. For the sake of this fanfic, she shall call him Corn.
--Skip Beat! Stories You Wish Will Never Come True--
A Corny Situation
Kuu Hizuri was overjoyed. His wonderful daughter--well, not yet...but one could hope--had come over to the United States with Kuon for the week. She ran over to him and bowed politely before cheerfully asking what he wanted for dinner. He mentioned that he would cook instead--although he really wanted her to cook--but was relieved when she insisted on doing it. By now, he knew that arguing with Kyouko was similar to talking to a rock.
"Hmm...How about steak, baked potatoes, green beans, and corn,"he said, his finger on his lips as he tried to think of anything else. He couldn't, so he just left it at that.
"Alright, father...I shall make it so well you will be proud of me," she exclaimed, going into "Kuon mode". Kuu laughed and assured that he was already very proud of her--and his wife, and his son. They were so great...Oft times he would happily think that they needed to star in their own comic series. He vaguely thought of a name as Kyouko skipped off into the kitchen, her feet moving in a way that caused a interesting beat.
"That's it,"he cried, "It would be called Skip Beat!"
He sunk deeper in his thoughts, as he realized that he and Julie probably wouldn't show up much. Boss would show up considerably and certainly Kuon. So deep were his thoughts, that he didn't even realize that Kuon was standing in front of him. His son snapped his fingers to get his attention, causing Kuu to jump in surprise.
"Did I scare you,"Kuon asked, chuckling. His father chuckled and did his signature "poke move", causing Kuon to look surprised. He grinned and then opened his mouth to say something.
Kuu smiled and pointed towards the kitchen, and exclaimed, "She's in there cooking dinner."
His son thanked him and walked inside. Kuu heard Kyouko cheerfully welcome him with her cute nickname she had given him as the kitchen doors closed.
Thirty minutes later...
"This is so good....I like to taste this."
Kuu chuckled as Kyouko went on about the food she was cooking. Although, since she had never ate a steak from America, he wasn't sure how she would know it was good. Probably by smell or taste test, he realized.
"I like tasting corn..."
He froze and shook his head at this last line. In the last thirty minutes, the actor had been so entranced by the thought of his beloved son and daughter in a comic series that he had forgotten about the corn Kyouko was cooking. Since Kuon was in there, he naturally assumed she meant his son.
"So wonderful...I like the way it hits my mouth...Although you have to be careful when picking it up or the juices will run out."
No! No! No! You're too young to do that, Kyouko! Also, why do you keep referring to my son as "it"?!
"It's so tasty!"
In Kuu's opinion, this was punishment for neglecting to get any information on Kuon for Julie back a few years ago. He fell to the floor, sweating as he continued to hear Kyouko's words of passion. Numbly, he reached in his pants pocket for his cellphone. He ran off into the nearest room for some privacy to call Boss. He was oblivious that Kyouko had went on to say that she enjoyed corn on the cob the best.
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Lory hummed to himself as he garnered the attention of the entire staff at LME. He was wearing an odd looking outfit, and as usual it was the talk of the hallways.
"Love me forever, love me for you...Sugar candies and rainbows--"
He jumped at the sound of his ringtone and looked to see who it was. It read Kuu Hizuri, so he hesitated to answer. The last time Kuu had called he had informed him that Ren and Kyouko would spend the week with him. He then went on to brag about them and Julie--typical Kuu behavior. Against his better judgment, Lory answered it anyway.
"Hello, Kuu...Is anything-"
"BOSS! It's terrible! Kyouko is doing things with my son!"
Lory held the phone away from his ear in surprise as Kuu's frantic voice interrupted him. Even though the phone was held away from him, he could still hear as Kuu went on to explain what had happened. Eventually, he put the phone back up to his ear and heard in the background some voices. He strained to hear what they were saying as Kuu started going into hysterics.
"Father....Wh....Do...."
Ah...Kyouko is talking now. She is probably freaking right about now.
He smiled and hung up, knowing exactly what had happened.
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Kuu didn't even notice the conversation had ended. All he noticed was that Kuon and Kyouko were standing outside the door, asking to come in. He let them in and then explained what he had heard...frantically. They both got very quiet and Kyouko's face turned beet red. Kuon only smirked and sighed.
"Seriously, father...I can't believe you would think we would do such a thing."
"Ye-yes! Corn is correct, father,"Kyouko cried. They reminded him that he had asked for some corn to eat.
Oh...Darn. I had forgotten all about that....Well, at least they weren't doing anything.
Kuu sighed with relief as his worries on the subject were put aside.
"Besides,"Kuon casually went on, "We already did that this morning."
WHAT?!
The End
A/N: Putting in the president was so not necessary, but I did anyway. XD
I hope I characterized Kuon right. Regardless, I made sure not to have him act like Ren. That is only a facade he puts on in front of the Japanese public. Besides, I like his Kuon personality more.
BTW, I sense a pattern in these fanfics.
Ren/Kuon always has the last laugh in each of them... O_O;
