Disclaimer: Skip Beat! does not belong to me.
Too bad.
I would make it really good. XD
A/N: Why, yes...Our dear Pochi is narrating this.
Poor Shou-chan...
--Skip Beat! Stories You Wish Will Never Come True--
Confessions of a Dimwitted Idol
Dear Diary,
Mimori luvs when she gets to go to the Akatoki Agency HQ. Why? Because Mimori gets to see Shou-chan! You see, Mimori met Shou-chan a few months before she started high school. She was wandering around in the hallways at Akatoki looking for her manager when she tripped over some feet. When Mimori looked up, she saw a beautiful boy with blond hair and nice skin!! He was so beautiful!! He reminded Mimori of an angel!! He helped Mimori up and asked if she was okay. Mimori was flustered, but she nodded. It was the start of a beautiful romance. Mimori will sometimes make Shou-chan lunch. For some reason, Shou-chan always wants to eat alone now whenever Mimori makes him some sweet eggrolls. Weird, but Mimori overlooks it! Mimori wishes to be with Shou-chan forever! But there is a big problem! That girl, Mogami Kyouko, is always in Mimori's way. Shou-chan and her used to go out and Mimori thinks that Shou-chan still likes her! Just the other day, he muttered her name out of the blue! Mimori was so angry! That girl didn't even look pretty as the angel and Mimori saw a commercial about "Box 'R' " --she looked like a boy! Why would Shou-chan like that kind of girl?! Mimori is sooooo upset! She will always luv, luv, luv--
"Shit! I can't take this anymore," Shou yelled. He threw Mimori's diary across the room and threw himself onto the nearest chair. By chance, he had stumbled upon her diary while at Akatoki the other day. She had been there to see him off before heading to some live television interview. As she ran out, a pink book fell on to the floor. By the time Shou made it to the door it was too late--Mimori was already gone. Later on that day, as he plopped down on his couch for a rare moment of relaxation, he got out the book and saw that it was a diary because it said "Mimori's Diary, by Mimori! DON'T TOUCH!".
Pfft...If Pochi wrote in this then the only thing I'll find in it is pictures of ponies and butterflies.
Lazily, he opened it up and read the first entry--which was written in glittery pink and purple gel pen. He didn't finish it, however, and just threw it across the room. Trying to read that was a sure fire way of getting a headache. Whether this was true or not, Shou had a headache. Knowing that Shoko had gone to do some last minute shopping, he trudged over to the medicine cabinet. Opening it up, he strained to remember what you were supposed to take when dealing with a headache.
"Aspirin...That was it, "he figured out. He took some and gradually felt the headache cease.
The diary was still on the floor, so he picked it up and hesitantly flipped through it some more. The date "10 February 2003" was written in hastily scribbled letters. He read further on...
Dear Diary,
MIMORI IS FURIOUS! Shou-chan really does love that Mogami girl! Why?Why?Why?Why?! What does she have that Mimori doesn't?! Mimori was giving Valentines chocolates to Shou-chan and he was angry as he accepted them. Mimori guessed it was because Mogami was gonna give chocolates to that untalented Tsuruga Ren! No! NO! NO!!! Mimori--
Shou set the diary down again and felt his head start to throb violently. The pain got worse, so he laid down. It still hurt, though. He took one last glance at the diary, and saw the back cover: sick, disgusting images of ponies and butterflies in rainbow colors were plastered everywhere with the words "Mimori and Shou-chan 4-Ever!!!" written in glittery gel pens. He stared at it dizzily, his vision becoming more and more blurred.
Then he had the worst migraine of his life.
The End.
A/N: Ugh...I will never type another Mimori fanfic again. I like the girl, but this was just agonizing. I think I made her a bit too stupid and ditzy, but it was necessary if I wanted Shou to get the biggest headache of his life. Nevertheless, I felt so sorry for Shou. Poor guy. Having to deal with Pochi's diary must have been a nightmare. No one should have to deal with Pochi's diary. :(
Want to know why he read it?
He wanted to see if any of the entries were about him. XD
