Writer's Note:
Biollante, a memorable Kaiju. What if Doctor Eggman were to try to create his very own Biollante only for it to be a disaster? Well, it would be something. Sonic belongs to SEGA and Biollante belongs to Toho. Ok, folks. Let's dive into the craziness...
In the depths of his lair, Doctor Eggman was hard at work, working hard to assemble what may be one of his greatest creations yet. Using and splicing together human and plant DNA as well as advanced technology, Eggman hoped to create a Kaiju plant.
"Ho ho ho!" The doctor cackled, for days he'd been working on it and now his project was nearing completion. "Wait until they see my glorious creation, EggBiollante. Using my pet monster plant, I shall terrorize the entire world! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Lights flashed and machinery hummed, outside the room, Orbot and Cubot were next to the door and wondering why Eggman was taking so long to finish. "Does the boss really believe this EggBiollante project will be a success?" Orbot asked.
"I bet you two Mobiums its gonna be a disaster." Cubot pulled out two Mobium dollars. Orbot rolled his mechanical eyes, Cubot just loved taking bets. Many times, in the past, Cubot had betted wrong but had betted right many times.
Inside the room, Eggman finished putting the final touches on his monster plant and examined it, the creature looked just like the real Biollante. 'This is gonna be perfect.' Eggman thought and pulled a lever.
Lightning struck the inactive EggBiollante, energy and electricity coursing through it. Eggman sat back, a cold smile on his face. He could not wait to terrorize the world with his invention, Eggman could see his plant Kaiju-bot squashing Sonic for good.
Within seconds, the lights stopped flashing and the machinery powered down. Eggman waited to see what would happen, at first, nothing seemed to happen. Then, EggBiollante's visible orange core seen in her plant-ish ribcage lit up.
'Hmm...' Eggman looked at his monitors, picking up energy readings that seemed to come from... EggBiollante's eyes opened, gleaming yellow, her vines twitched and raised their heads as the crocodile-like head of the mechanical plant monster raised too.
"Yes..." Eggman hissed deviously, excited to see his creation come alive, "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! My glorious Biollante robot has awakened, it took me so many days, but my newest and greatest creation is complete. Rise, Egg-Biollante, RISE!"
The giant plant monster robot stepped out of the machine it had been built with, emanating a low and monstrous growl. "This way, Egg-Biollante!" Eggman ordered, "I am your creator, Doctor Eggman. Look at me, I'm over here."
Egg-Biollante looked at Eggman, her eyes narrow and cold as her tentacles danced and their mouths opened and closed every couple seconds. "Yes, look at me!" The doctor said, "I created you, recognize your master, Egg-Biollante. You serve me!"
The vines let out a crying roar, Biollante opened her mouth and roared the chilling roar that the real Biollante had. "Yesssss," Eggman purred and took one of Egg-Biollante's vines, stroking it lovingly, "That's it, Egg Biollante. Recognize your creator..."
Just then, without warning, EggBiollante growled menacingly and rose to its full height. Her vines encircled Eggman, their jaws snapping open and shut as the plant robot monster loomed over the man who'd brought her to life.
Eggman, who hadn't expected this, looked terrified. "Uh, E-E-EggBiollante?" He stammered, "W-Why are you...? No! I-I'M YOUR CREATOR!" SMASH! EggBiollante smashed a control console, sending sparks flying as alarms blared and red lights flashed.
"NO! YOU CAN'T TURN ON YOUR CREATOR!" The mad doctor protested as EggBiollante's vines wrapped themselves around him, the plant bot began shaking the doctor and then threw him across the room. Eggman crashed into a shelf, his weight breaking it.
The next thing Eggman knew, EggBiollante was smashing the entire room, wrecking everything before smashing her way out the door. Eggman rose to his feet and raced out after her, shocked to see what was happening.
Orbot and Cubot, who'd seen the whole thing, began to pool in Cubot's money, especially since Cubot had thrown in the bet and was right the whole time. EggBiollante wrecked the room as she marched through it, destroying machines and smashing robots everywhere.
Eggman shrieked with shock and outrage as he made his way to a computer terminal, trying to use it to deactivate EggBiollante, only to find that she'd somehow locked him out. He couldn't believe it, he'd just created a machine that instantly turned on him.
EggBiollante's thrashing vines struck Orbot and Cubot and they crashed into a wall, Orbot's right arm falling off while Cubot fell to pieces and his head remained intact. Orbot worked to put his arm back on, then proceeded to reassemble Cubot.
BOOM! Machinery exploded and sparks flew everywhere as EggBiollante smashed through a wall, leaving Eggman's base behind as she headed for the ocean. Eggman ran around the base, observing the destruction caused by his rogue kaiju robot.
He saw the humongous hole caused by EggBiollante and inspected it, he caught sight of her entering the ocean and vanished beneath the waves, leaving Eggman's lair behind with the doctor and his creations... 'I can't believe this!' Eggman thought, feeling humiliated...
The End
