Disclaimer: Skip Beat! does not belong to me.
A/N: You thought you knew Tsuruga Ren. You were wrong.
-Skip Beat! Stories You Wish Will Never Come True-
Ren's Secret
Kyouko flipped through the latest issue of Boost and read the latest lie about her beloved senpai. She couldn't believe that this article was actually making headlines! Not to mention it was talking about her wonderful mentor! One of these days, she was going to get a torch and fill it with the hate of a million Kyouko Grudges, then they would get it!
For the convenience of the audience, Kyouko read the article out loud.
"Ren has a secret, oh yes he does."
"It's a bigger secret than that secret that I shared with you on that romantic boat ride that didn't actually take place. It's a bigger secret than the fact that Hongo Mio is played not by an irresistible young man named Taisho, but by a rising star named Kyooko who-"
Kyouko threw the magazine on the table and hissed.
"My name is not Kyooko!"
Finally, after regaining her senses, Kyouko continued to read the article.
"-is actually acquainted with Tsuruga Ren himself. They have been shown going up to his condo late at night, where afterwards Kyooko looked like she was breathing really heavily. She probably eased his tension or something."
I wonder what they mean by that? I've never offered him a massage or anything.
If the reader is curious, she was breathing heavily because the sight of Ren smiling catches her off guard and terrifies her. But, then again, he scares the writer of this fanfic sometimes too.
"The secret is...Tsuruga Ren has an evil twin brother! His name is...Ken. Our reliable sources tell us that Ken was recently shown surfing the beaches of the west with his blonde girlfriend, Karbee. Close friends of Ken say that he is a fan of fine wine, romantic walks on the beach, William Shakespeare, and mud wrestling. Ken works at a law firm in Los Angeles, California. Because we all know the only two places that exist in the United States are California and New York! As for his family, Ken and Ren have supposedly been in contact for five years after their father, Tsuruga Carl-"
Kyouko stopped reading the article for a moment and thought that she really liked Tsuruga-san's father's name. It was extremely sophisticated in her opinion.
"-revealed to his son that he had a brother. When we have found out more information, we will post it on our website. Until then, stay tuned!"
She didn't believe the article of course. This was Boost, after all. Still, perhaps she could ask Tsuruga-san about it. She dialed his number and he answered after the fifth ring.
"Mogami-san, what do you need?"
She asked him about the article and was greeted with a long bout of silence. She briefly pondered upon the fact that perhaps the article was true after all. If so, she wanted to meet this wannabe jerk and give him a piece of her mind! However, her intense thoughts were interrupted as Ren answered her question at last.
"The article,"he explained,"isn't true at all."
She breathed a sigh of relief and exclaimed,"Oh, good, because if that-"
"Actually, I am the evil twin brother."
"Noooooooooooo!"
-The End-
A/N: That was a little short, wasn't it? I'm still going to write that Yashiro fanfic. But, good literature takes time. Then again, bad literature does too. Also, I haven't forgotten about The Kitchen Games. I will update it when I can.
