What?! Another random Fairy Tail chapter from me?! What ta surprise?!
At the Fairy Tail Guild Hall:
Laxus was confused. No, confusion was the understatement of the millennia.
You see, two very special people were getting married today and the guild was transformed-yes transformed-into a fucking Church of sorts and everyone was going insane.
When he heard of the plans from Mavis and Makarov he was skeptical, he outright them them "This is the dumbest idea yet and we're gonna crash and burn from this", but they waved him off and told him everything would be fine...oh BOY were they wrong!
Well for context the two getting married was none other than Natsu and Lisanna, the two getting the wedding the takeover mage always dreamed of and then some as surprisingly everyone contributed to the cause, even Gray and Gajeel surprisingly enough though Mirajane and Elfman were the biggest contributors to this of course, this being their baby sisters big day and all. However there were a couple of...problems...
First the priest couldn't make it, so somehow they had to give ROMEO of all people the rights do marry the two as everyone else was busy and legally couldn't do so again after the incident so he was their next best choice. So, with the purple haired boy ecstatic as fuck he stood behind the podium, book in hand as he tried his best to read off the lines as the two love birds stared lovingly into the others eyes.
Second Natsu chose Gray of all people as his best man, a choice everyone was confused by and a ton of people in and out of the guild felt attacked by this and I mean how could they not? GRAY WAS THE BETS MAN BEFORE THEM?! THIS SHALL NOT SLIDE! SO essentially a huge brawl broke out between the men of the guild, not involving Elfman and Gajeel as they didn't really care, Laxus as he stood confused, Makarov who was crying, and Romeo who was reading his lines.
Now you may be asking why wasn't anyone stopping this? Well for one Erza was on a war path, having been in charge of the cake for the food later and ate it all and was demanding more like she was drunk as all hell; this would soon cause Mira to go after her and they would fight with people like Lucy, Evergreen, and Levy and more ot go and try to stop them. So nobody could really stop any fight going on but Natsu and Lisanna looked unfazed.
Once all of that was done they did the regular food servings afterwards BUT Gajeel just had to come out with his guitar and begin to sing...country? He didn't understand it either but the singing was so bad somehow reality itself was tearing and tomatoes, food, chairs, tables, and a fucking wall began to be thrown at him; but somehow Gajeel became Michael Jackson and began to moonwalk like a pro out of the way-Laxus was sure his hair turned white at some point-and dodged literally everything at him.
Soon people from other guilds came and Cana got them drunk, no surprise and soon mostly everyone was either drunk, fighting, eating, dancing without a care in the world, or having sex...you heard me.
You see from a spare cake burst out Juvia, naked as the day she was born professing her undying love to Gray and asking for him to marry her and to everyone's surprise he accepted, making her sputter in absolute shock before passing out with a blush, covered by Gray's clothing not a second later. Somehow this would spur Kagura and Yukino, both drunk as hell, to begin making out in the corner and begin to bang to which Sting, Rogue, and even Cana to block them-said lushes reason being she wanted to see the action with a front row seat.
If THAT wasn't enough what about Acno-fucking-logia bursting through the top of the guild hall, tearing it in half as Crime Sorciere followed by a dust cloud of guys still fighting for best man.
"HOP OFF MY DICK VERMIN!" The dragon king shouts as Jellal holds out his hands
"Not a chance, this is for Tenrou you giant lizard! SEMA!" The blue haired mage shouts as a large ass meteor comes down from the sky which makes Laxus look up
"Oh you've gotta be kidding me..." The lighting mage says as Gajeel moonwalks besides him
"Shoo Bi Doo Bop! Lets take these dragons to the ole' Magnolia road!" He exclaims as he spins over a fucking building being thrown at him. "We're gonna ride till we can't no more!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"MY EARS!"
"THIS PARODY IS MAKING ME CRY!"
"Migatte no Gokui." The iron slayer says as his hair turns white once more and begins dodging each and everything thrown at him
"...What is even going on anymore?" Laxus questions as a shadow covers the sky; looking up, Wendy was the size o story building as she was blushing and scared
"WENDY! OH NO THE POTION TO MAKE THE CAKE BETTER HIT HER INSTEAD!" Kinana shouts in shock and guilt as little muffins began to dance
"Its muffin time!"
"..."
10 minutes later Laxus was sitting outside the half broken guild hall, stumpted as he stared at the sky. Things have only gotten worse, as Erza and Mira began fighting more seriously and was destroying a good portion of Magnolia as most mages tried stopping them, Wendy was sitting as she was being covered in muffins with Romeo and Kinana trying to help her, Elfman was trying his darn best to help Crime Sorciere fight Acnologia as the dragon began to fight back and was just murdering people at this point, Gray took Juvia home presumably to have sex, the male fighters were all knocked out, Makarov and Mavis were smiling but were most likely drunk or else they would be sobbing up a storm, and Gajeel somehow acquired a new form and was just singing and dnancing to his hearts content.
"Oh Laxus, what are you doing there?"
Looking next to him, he sees both Natsu and Lisanna looking at him rather confused as he sighs.
"Isn't this too weird for you guys? You wanted a wedding at the guild and now everything." He gestures his hand around. "Is going to absolute shit. How are you guys so content with this?" He asks, but is surprise when the two began to laugh
"Honestly, this isn't far from what we thought would happen." Lisanna says between chuckles as her new husband grins
"Yep! This is surprisingly tame for Fairy Tail and with who we invited we we surprised not much crazier is happening, though Gajeel is confusing." Natsu says as his fellow slayer looks confused
"Wait so you expected this?" He asks as the two nod
"Yeah, I mean its Fairy Tail after all! This wedding is gonna be one for the history books with our usual craziness!" The pink ahired mage exclaims with a fist pump, which Lisanna cutely does as well while Laxus smiles softly
"Well, you aren't wrong." He says as Gajeel was now on Acnologia's back
"I SWEAR TO TIAMAT GET OFF!"
"SHIA KAZING!"
Yeah, random that was probably crap...well now its out of my head haha! Hope you enjoyed whatever this was!
