A/N: These chapters are coming out earlier and earlier lol. Here is the next chapter, enjoy!
"Last time on Total Drama Crowstillo Island," Chris said giving a summary of the previous episode. "The teams were sent off to the caverns of Crowstillo Island to get a treasure chest," Knick puts two pieces of a map together. Then, the teams arrive at an underground bunker. "After exiting an underground bunker, the teams got separated," Janet, Max, Jared, Christopher, and Pixel are shown falling into a river. "Each group had to either battle robotic skeletons," Sara and Lucy battle against robot pirates, Ashley saves Pharaoh from being slice.
"Or survive against snapping turtles," Snapping turtles bite Knick, Christopher, and Max. "After that, they all reunite at an abandon pirate ship to follow a path of crystals," Both teams are walking through the path. "Knick and Henry found a secret passage to Crowstillo's treasure," Knick and Henry are climbing up a pillar to reach the treasure. "Convincing Henry that the treasure is real, Knick gives victory to his team," Casey ties up Henry for trying to escape the island. "Which makes Henry the third camper eliminated," Henry tries to get off from Chef but cannot.
Chris finishes the summary. He is happily sitting on a beach chair holding Crowstillo's treasure. "Eleven campers remain, who will be the next camper to take the catapult of shame? Find out now on Total… Drama… Crowstillo Island!"
Lucy and Max are observing Knick through bushes as the journalist is writing in his journal under a tree.
"Dude has to be hiding something," Max said to the detective in training.
"I don't know Max; I have checked his bed and drawer and haven't found any evidence," Lucy admitted.
Max looks at her teammate bewilder.
Confessional: Max
"I think Knick is causing a lot of foul play lately," Max admitted with suspiciousness. "I think he purposely left the cooking challenge so our team can lose, and Henry went crazy when the dude told him something. Glad I have Lucy on my side."
End Confessional
"Knick usually writes in his journal at least every thirty minutes a day in the morning," Lucy said to Max. "You can grab his journal when he is busy taking a shower so we can have more intel."
"Excellent work ladies," Christopher said, hiding in the bushes with them undetected. "I do not know what is going on, but this is excellent under the radar skills to develop."
Both girls scream out of the bushes running away somewhere.
Inside the girl's cabin, Casey, Janet, and Ashley are having a conversation and are seen giggling.
"Okay, a favorite planet?" Janet asked.
"I have to say, Jupiter," Casey answered. "It's big and makes tornadoes, that's awesome."
"Planet Earth, because it's our home," Ashley said with a smile.
"Alright, let's do what every girl group does, talk about boys." Casey happily said. The other two squeal in excitement.
In the boy's cabin, Pixel and Pharaoh are getting ready to head to the showers.
"So, do you really believe you're an actual Pharaoh?" Pixel said to the royal as he grabs a towel.
"Of course," Pharaoh simply said.
"Alright, cool, I guess." Pixel said slowly.
Pixel opens the cabin's door and surprisingly Casey is standing in front.
"Hey Casey, what's up?" Pixel greeted.
"The girls and I made a dare to put makeup on one of the boys," Casey stated casually.
Pixel gulps at the response feeling nervous. "Uh, I think Pharaoh needs a makeover more since he loves special treatments." The harpist pointed to the royal.
"Ooooh, excellent," Casey said. "Thanks for the help snow angel." She complimented him and lightly punches his shoulder. Pixel looks up at his white hair and looks back at Casey again with a smile. "Alright girls, makeover time!" Casey called to Ashley and Janet.
The girls rapidly go inside the cabin and get close to Pharaoh.
"Aw ladies, it's a pleasure…." Pharaoh sees Janet taking off his Nemes crown showing his black hair.
"We are going to make you pretty," Casey grinned.
"Wait, stop! The Pharaoh commands it."
Pixel laughs at the royal's misfortune.
Around the shore, Sara and Jared are having a walk.
"So yeah, I send in my audition without my mom's permission," Jared said. "It's nice to have someone to talk to about this stuff."
"Sure, whatever," Sara said with a shrug.
Confessional: Sara
"After the treasure hunt challenge, I realize I should buddy up the other team so I can have people in an alliance once I hit the merge," Sara said. "And believe me, I am going to the merge," She spoke with confidence.
End Confessional
Knick enters the boy's cabin and sees Pharaoh trying to wipe off makeup the girls from Dangerous Dragons put on him.
"If you're trying to take that off, I suggest going to the showers," Knick stated.
"Very well loyal adviser, Pharaoh will agree to this," Pharaoh said to the journalist. Knick puts his journal away and both head to the castle.
With nobody inside, Lucy and Max infiltrate the cabin.
"We're in," Lucy said to herself.
They make their way to one of the cabinets.
"Go outside and keep watch," Max told Lucy quickly. The DIT nods and heads outside.
Once outside, she sees Knick heading back to the cabin.
Confessional: Lucy
"These are one of the moments you have been training for," Lucy contently said.
End Confessional
"Hi Knick," Lucy greeted with a high pitch voice and an awkward smile. "What brings you to the boy's cabin?"
"I was just escorting our royal highness to the showers," Knick started rolling his eyes at 'royal highness'. "I already took a shower today."
"That's great, that's great," Lucy assured still with her awkward smile showing.
"Why are you keeping me from entering the cabin?" Knick questioned her.
"Oh because…" Before she can make an excuse, a fart is heard from inside the cabin.
Knick quickly opens the door and sees Max holding his journal.
"Oops," Max sheepishly said.
"I would expect this from Lucy," Knick admitted. "But clearly you are full of surprises Max."
"Thanks," Max said still holding his journal. "I'm still going to read it though."
Knick pinches his nose in annoyance. "Very well but bring it back to me after the challenge." With that said, the investigator leaves.
"There is full proof evidence that Knick tampered with the votes in here," Max said to Lucy, referring to the journal.
Lucy looks at the journal skeptically but decides not to jump to conclusions.
At the gran mess hall, the two are sitting at a table. Max closes the journal.
"There is no full-proof evidence that Knick tampered with the votes in here," Max said.
Lucy sighs in defeat. "Just like I expected," She said. "Even if Knick did it, he wouldn't be dumb enough to put the confession in his journal."
"All that is here is a bunch of poetry and undeveloped stories," Max said opening the journal again.
"Let me give it back to him when he comes here," Lucy told her teammate. Max passes the journal to her.
Once everybody is eating breakfast at the gran mess hall, Chris appears.
"Good morning campers," Chris greeted. "How's breakfast?"
"The same awful crap we eat every day," Sara answered. Chef mumbles a few words before starting to cook again.
"I appreciate the food," Max said smiling. She gobbles up her gruel in seconds and lets out a big burp.
"Nice," Pixel complimented.
"Today's challenge will be a simple talent show perform on a stage," Chris informed.
"Hasn't this show done it like three times already?" Jared asked for clarification.
"I love talent shows." Ashley excitedly said.
"I don't," Sara simply said.
"Talent shows are usually for the first season of a new cast," Knick answered Jared's question.
"Exactly," Chris said. "It's still completely somewhat original."
"Then I am expecting a twist," Pharaoh said to the host.
"Right you are Pharaoh," Chris said with his casual smile. "Every camper must participate in the challenge of providing their talent to three judges."
"That means whichever team has more points wins right?" Janet asked sincerely.
"No," Chris said with annoyance. "Let me completely explain the whole challenge. The camper who has the lowest score in their team is automatically eliminated." The campers gasp at what the host said.
"Does that mean there is a double elimination today?" Christopher asked.
"Yep," Chris simply answered. "Double elimination, make sure your talent is good enough to impress the judges."
"And who will be the judges?" Sara asked.
"One of them will be Chef, the other two is a surprise," Chris informed as he chuckles at the word surprise. "The challenge will begin at night, which gives plenty of time for you campers to come up with something, best of luck." Chris leaves the gran mess hall.
The Kind Knights are in the woods of the island. Lucy, Max, and Jared are sitting on stumps while Knick and Pharaoh are sitting on a boulder.
"So much for teamwork." Jared commentated. "The fact any one of us can lose sucks."
"True," Lucy said as she thinks of a positive side to this. "But this gives us time to get to know each other more."
Pharaoh and Knick glance at her with curiosity.
"Let me start first," Lucy said. "I will be doing some magic tricks with cards, like so." Lucy pulls a card out of Jared's ear. Her teammates are impressed.
"Pharaoh is impressed with your ability to use magic," Pharaoh complimented. "Can you summon the great Anubis?"
Lucy chuckles at his question. "Nah, just simple card tricks."
The others laugh except Pharaoh but decide to laugh along for fun.
"This is the first time we ever laugh with each other," Knick stated. "Feels really good."
"We've been so caught up in the game that it is hard to sit down and take a break," Max said smiling.
"Speaking of the game," Jared reminded. "I need help for my talent, I'm going to be juggling so you four need to throw me stuff."
"The Pharaoh will do no such thing," Pharaoh told him. "Pharaoh will prefer you to take the last place."
Jared glares at him. "Dude, why you want me out of this team so badly?"
"Your deadweight," Pharaoh answered.
"And you're not?" Max asked.
"Pharaoh helped out taking out robot skeletons back at the cave," Lucy answered. "Even though Pharaoh is technically correct," Lucy looks at Jared. "I will be helping you out."
"Count me in," Max said
"Sure," Knick simply said.
"Thanks," Jared said showing gratitude.
"Pharaoh will be doing an impersonation for the judges." The royal said.
"What kind of impersonation?" Max wondered.
"Ah, a Pharaoh never tells his secret," Pharaoh answered.
"Pretty sure that's what a magician says, not a Pharaoh." Jared countered.
"Anyway," Knick said to not cause a dispute between the royal and the perfectionist. "I will be doing simple poems for each judge."
"We only know Chef is one of them," Lucy said to him. "Are you able to make two additional poems in such sort time at the amphitheater?"
"No worries, no matter who are the other two I will be safe from elimination," Knick assured with a cocky grin.
"Guess that leaves me to tell my talent," Max said happily.
"Your talent is pretty obvious," Jared said to her.
"I'm going to use a lighter and fart onto it to create different shapes." Max gleefully said ignoring Jared's comment.
"Excuse me," Jared said to his team. He runs up to a nearby push and pukes into it.
Back with the four, Lucy rubs her arm. "Max, while that is a pretty cool talent and Chef will no doubt love it, what about the other judges?" The DIT said.
"She's right," Knick spoke. "The other two judges might not enjoy your special technique."
"Pff, whatever," Max said to them. "I'm proud of who I am, and I will be using what I know best. I don't need to worry."
"You should," Knick mumbled under his breath.
The Dangerous Dragons are by the cabin area. While the team is discussing which talents they would choose, Pixel is playing on his blue harp, giving a nice peaceful atmosphere for the team.
"Wish I brought my swords," Christopher said to his teammates. "But I was only allowed to bring my knife cutters."
"Maybe we can find some in the storage room inside the castle," Janet suggested. "I am going to go there to find some clothing."
"That will be most appreciated," Christopher said. The two leave to the castle.
"So what performance will you be doing?" Casey asked Sara.
"Probably play a guitar and sing," Sara told her.
"That is a wonderful idea," Ashley said the sweet bad girl. "We can make a duet." The belle begins to sing opera like an enchanted angel. Pixel stops his harp playing to hear her elegant voice. Ashley finishes, breaking several windows from each cabin.
"Damn, guess she won't be losing any time soon," Pixel said. "You go girl!"
"Thanks, Pixel," Ashley said to him. She looks at Sara with joy. "Can we do it, Sara?"
"I'll pass," Sara said. "I want to win by myself."
Ashley frowns, disappointed by her response but respects her teammate's decision. "May the best singer win."
"Likewise," Sara said.
Confessional: Casey
"Ashley is beginning to look like a threat," Casey admitted. "Confident, sociable, and is friends with the other team. She could be either a powerful ally or a dangerous enemy." Casey adjusts her long yellow scarf. "I will have to think about it more."
End Confessional
Casey walks up to Pixel, still playing with his harp.
"For someone who lives for the extreme, you play a very peaceful instrument," Casey told him.
"Yeah, Leviathan helps me time to time. It's very soothing and clears my mind from life." Pixel said to her.
"You even named it, that's cool."
The unpredictable mastermind sits down next to Pixel.
"You want to wrestle a shark later on?" Casey asked him with a smirk.
"Heck yeah!" Pixel agreed.
It is night, as the stage is set up with lights at the judge's table and the stage. People not on the stage will be sitting on stumps. Bleachers are not part of the budget.
Chef is sitting in the middle of the judging table, waiting for the other two judges. Dangerous Dragons are sitting on the left side of the stage and the Kind Knights to the right.
Janet is wearing a psychic outfit, consisting of a purple bandana, a lot of fake jewelry, and a crystal ball she is holding. Her teammates look at her weird except Casey and Ashley.
Chris walks up to the center of the stage. "Welcome fans to Total Drama Crowstillo Island's Talent Show!"
"So original!" Sara shouted to mock the host.
Chris ignores her and continues to speak. "Before we begin, let's welcome with applause, to one of our judges, Heather!"
Janet is the only one to clap her hands for Heather.
Heather walks up to the stage with sass. She pushes Chris to the floor earning chuckles from the campers. "Thank you, Chris; judging by these losers," She looks at all the remaining campers with disappointment. "They surely will not impress me." She goes to the judge's table, sitting next to Chef on his right.
"Still the nasty queen bee she is," Sara said.
Chris gets up and fixes his hair. "Okay, onto our next judge, please welcome Dave!"
Again, Janet is the only one to clap with excitement.
Dave walks up with a frown and his head down. He continues to walk and accidentally falls off the stage.
"He reminds me of you," Pharaoh said to Jared.
"I may have low self-esteem, but not to the point where I'm like that." Jared countered.
Dave gets up and sits on a chair at the judging table. "Let's just get this over with."
Confessional: Knick
"I did not think Chris will pick these two to be the other judges," Knick admitted. "Everyone is going to have a hard time to impress them."
End Confessional
"First up for the Kind Knights, Lucy!" Chris announced.
"You got this girl." Max contently said to her teammate.
Lucy walks up to the stage. "I will be doing a magic card trick." She said with sincerity. She opens her mouth and takes out a card. The card is not bent nor it has saliva. Dave is disgusted by what she did. This makes Lucy nervous, so she walks up to Chef and pulls a card out of his ear.
Chef is somewhat impressed and the detective in training returns to the stage.
"That's it?" Heather asked spitefully. "I will give you a three for making the kid almost throw up." She said as she points her left thumb at Dave.
"Wish you did better," Chef admitted. "Five."
Dave sighs before giving his number. "You're getting a two, that was just gross."
"Which means ten points in total," Chris said then chuckles. "I knew I picked these two for a reason."
Lucy frowns and heads back to her seat.
Confessional: Lucy
"That sucked," She said bitterly.
End Confessional
"Next up is Janet doing, who knows what?" Chris said with a shrug.
Janet is sitting on a chair on the stage. Christopher kindly puts a table for her to put the crystal ball. She reveals a pack of tarot cards and opens it up.
"I will now be predicting each judge's future with these tarot cards," Janet said.
"What's with the crystal ball for then?" Dave wondered.
"Simple, it is very sparkly," Janet said. She giggles looking at the crystal ball. "I can see my reflection."
Heather groans in annoyance. "At least she is not as dumb as Lindsay."
"Now, to predict the future," The space geek said with an ominous tone. "Dave, you will meet a person," She said while holding a card with a person on it. It is awfully hard to identify whether its male or female.
"Chef, your dream will come true," Janet said holding a card with a picture of a cloud.
"Heather, you will receive greatness one day." She finished.
"Since when I am not great?" Heather scoffed.
"These predictions seem very vague." Dave declared. "I meet people all the time, this is a one."
"Agreed," Chef said. "This is plain stupid."
"She told me something about greatness so I will give it a four," Heather said.
"Wow, six points," Chris said surprise how terrible this is going. "I wouldn't be surprised if your eliminated Janet. Next up is Jared!"
Confessional: Janet
The space geek is seen sobbing uncontrollably.
Confessional: Jared
"Alright, is time to prove myself," Jared said with enthusiasm.
End Confessionals
"I will be juggling for you three," Jared said to the judges.
"Oh, come on," Casey said upset. "I was going to do that."
Jared looks at his teammates Max, Lucy, and Knick that are next to a pile of junk. The three give a thumbs up to him.
Jared takes a deep breath and prepares himself. Lucy throws a basketball to him and he immediately begins to juggle. Max tosses a bowling pin then Knick tosses a vase with Chris's face on it. The perfectionist continues to juggle at a great pace, allowing the other three to toss more objects like lamps, tissue boxes, and dodgeballs.
The contestants are impressed by the display. Its Knick's turn again and he tosses a kitchen sink. Since the sink is heavy, Jared cannot hold it and the sink hits his left foot. Jared groans in pain.
"Ow," he said before all the stuff he juggled come crashing down on top of him. The vase with Chris's head breaks.
"No, not my beautiful face." Chris cried out. "I mean, can someone take Jared to the medical tent?"
"I will," Lucy volunteered. "I already did my talent." Lucy and Max help Jared out of the rubble.
"Total Drama will be back, after this sponsor!" Chris said as the show cuts to static.
A box full of chocolate dunkers is shown on a yellow wooden table. Which are basically breadsticks cover in chocolate. "Tired of eating chocolate dunkers?" Asked a male voice announcer to the audience. "Then try," The box of edible sweets blows up and is replace by chocolate dunkers that look like Duncan. "Introducing Chocolate Duncan Dunkers!" A Chocolate Duncan Dunker is dipping into chocolate sauce. "We know you love him, so why not eat him?" A female with white skin in her early twenties wearing a red shirt and black skirt eats the bottom part of the sweet, leaving the chest, head, and some part of the arms. "Chocolate Duncan Dunkers! Buy them now!"
The box explodes again and cuts to static. The static clears up and Christopher is now on the stage behind two pieces of wood that are holding a block of cement.
"Welcome back," Chris greeted as the camera pans to him. "The judges gave Jared twenty points which makes him safe from elimination." The host explained. "Right now, we are watching Christopher getting ready to do his talent."
Confessional: Christopher
"I wasn't able to find swords in the storage room." The kung fu fighter said. "So, I did the next best thing."
End Confessional
Christopher uses his head to break the cement block in half and it works, surprising the judges and the campers.
"Whoa," Chris said with shock.
Christopher starts to walk with a goofy grin on his face, until he passes out. Janet and Pixel take him to the infirmary.
Chef and Dave hold up two nines while Heather gives a seven.
"With twenty-five points, Christopher is a guarantee to stay," Chris said. "Next up is Pharaoh."
"I wonder what he's going to do?" Max said to Knick. The journalist just shrugs.
"Greetings peasants," Pharaoh said to the judges.
"Excuse me?" Heather asked with distaste. "You did not…"
"Silence fool, the great Pharaoh is speaking." The royal told her. "My talent will be mimicking the host, Chris Mclean."
"Son of a…" Before Chris can curse, the royal begins to act like Chris.
"Chef, I need my makeup, where is my makeup?" Pharaoh said mimicking Chris. Yes, is a bit overdramatic, but it is grabbing everyone's attention. "I cannot bare to live without my precious hair gel!" Pharaoh then smiles like Chris. "Good morning campers, I am a grown man with childhood issues, so please do the challenges while I cry to myself and eat ice-cream."
Everybody laughs at Pharaoh's performance except Chris, with red cheeks full of embarrassment.
"That is not what I do!" Chris responded.
"Really?" Pharaoh said smugly. "Then you really need to see Sierra's blog."
"Dammit Sierra," Chris cursed to himself.
Dave and Heather give Pharaoh a six while Chef a zero.
"What?" Pharaoh said dumbfounded.
"Kid, I work with the dude," Chef apologized. "I need my paycheck."
"And that's twelve points for the Pharaoh," Chris said, seething. "Wish he got less, anyway, next up is Casey."
Casey drops to the ground and rolls all the way to the center of the stage.
"Chris, why you keep bringing weird people to this show?" Dave asked the host.
"Yeah, have you forgot about the shit hole that is called Pahkitew?" Heather mocked.
"For your information Heather, people love the Pahkitew cast," Chris told her. He makes a quick call to the producers with his phone. "People love them, right?" He whispered.
"Of course not, it's the reason this dead-beat show is…" Before Heather can finish the host interrupts her.
"Alive and well, so give it up for Casey." Chris rapidly said.
Casey is now standing, upholding a piece of paper.
Confessional: Casey
"I was going to be juggling, but because Jared did it already, I decided to go with poetry," Casey explained. "I also know Knick does poetry from seeing him writing under trees, which is a bonus win for me when he fails."
End Confessional
"I will now read all of you a poem by me," Casey said, wearing a banana costume.
Knick's eyes open wide and then his face turns into a scowl.
"Wait, how did she even get into that costume?" Dave asked the other two judges.
Confessional: Casey
"I forgot to mention that I wrote the poem at the time Jared was juggling," Casey admitted.
End Confessional
Casey pulls out a kazoo, clears her throat, and begins reciting the poem.
"Dark, very, very dark. It is pitch black; you cannot see anything. Like, nothing. Seriously, it is really, dark. Like it's your turn to hit the pinata on your birthday but your friends trapped you in the closet while you were blindfolded because everyone hates you.
Ooh."
Everybody stares at her weirdly. There is a very awkward silence. She plays a dorky riff on her kazoo, then continues.
"So again, ultra-mega darkness and it's not nighttime, because if it were nighttime, there'd be owls. The owls would be all over this joint, going hoo, hoo! Or maybe it is who? Who? You know guys, I think owls have an identity crisis. Sucks for them."
"I am suffering so much inside now," Knick said to himself.
Once again, Casey pauses to mess around on her kazoo.
"So it's dark. Stupid dark, right? Yeah, and you get this sense of deja vu in your head, deja vu!"
Casey plays the chorus of Deja Vu by Initial D on her kazoo.
"And then darkness be creeping' in. They are gnawing at your face like an ex-lover who is also a wolf. Then it hits you, like a brick to the kiwis. You forgot to turn the lights on. Twilight Zone, bitch."
Casey plays the X-Factor theme on her kazoo as she back walks offstage.
Everyone stays in silence trying to figure out what just happen.
"Yeah, go Casey woo!" Pixel cheered.
Chef starts to tear up. "So powerful and emotional, it makes so much sense."
"Are you literally crying right now?" Heather said flabbergasted.
"If it makes you feel better, I also thought it was stupid," Dave told her. "She's getting zero from me,"
"This is such a waste of my time," Heather said. "Big fat zero, this is bull."
"So beautiful," Chef declared wiping a tear out of his right eye. "Ten!"
"Great, she somehow made the judges now even harder to impress," Knick said to Max and Pharaoh. "She must be very strategic." The looks at Casey still in her banana costume.
"Anybody want to peel me off?" Casey joked.
"Or not," Pharaoh said.
Confessional: Sara
"I really don't know what happened back there," Sara admitted. "And I don't want to remember what happened."
Confessional: Ashley
"It was, a very lovely poem," Ashley tried to say. "I guess?"
End Confessionals
"Next up is Max," Chris announced. Max walks up to the stage. Knick chuckles, making Pharaoh ask him a question.
"What's so funny?" The royal asked.
"Just watch," Knick stated.
"I will be creating shapes," Max said contently. She turns to show the judges her butt that is cover by her cream knee-length capris and ignites a lighter. "By farting,"
"Oh gosh no, please have mercy," Dave begged.
Max farts a green murky cloud. Infuse with the lighter, the farts begin to turn into squares, circles, and triangles. As she continues to demonstrate her talent, Chef looks behind to see Knick. The journalist nods at Chef for some reason while Pharaoh is watching the fart shapes. Chef turns back to watch Max and the energetic tomgirl finish.
"Ta da!" She said, facing forward to see the judges. "Perfect ten am I right?"
"Perfect ten?" Dave said. "I can smell the farts from here and inhaled it. Your talent does not deserve a ten. It doesn't even deserve a zero but that's the lowest point so yeah."
"Did you really think a disgusting pig like you can possibly have a worthy talent?" Heather smugly said. This causes Max to scowl. "As if, you get a zero because that's what you are, a zero."
"You better stop talking." Max gritted through her teeth.
Confessional: Max
"Chef has to give me a good score," Max said worryingly. "He loves these types of things, right?"
End Confessional
"Girl, that's a big fat zero for me." Chef declared.
"What?" Max said confuse, turning from anger into sadness. "No, but, how? This doesn't make sense."
"Oh, it definitely does," Heather said to her. "You shouldn't have lasted this long miss piggy."
"Hey, leave her alone," Ashley said to Heather. "She is here because she knows how to play the game."
"Exactly," Christopher said. "She's not in my team, but I can tell she is an extremely formidable player when I wrestled her six days ago."
"Yeah, they're right," Max said walking up to Heather. The queen bee stands up so the two can be face to face. "I am a player and I know who I am, this is who I want to be. I don't care about your dumb insults cause you know what? They do not affect me anymore, as long as I am a better person than you, you can sniff it wannabe." Max unleashes a huge fart that covers Heather's entire body.
The queen bee coughs for air and passes out.
The contestants cheer for what Max did as she takes her seat.
"Nice job Max," Knick told her.
"Bite me," She said to him coldly and unleashes a small fart that knocks Knick unconscious.
"Silent but deadly, impressive." Pharaoh complimented her.
The camera pans to Chris with an uneasy look due to how much Max is stinking up the place. "Well, guess Max is automatically out of the competition. While Heather recuperates, let's welcome our second sponsor." The camera cuts to static.
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The camera cuts to Shawn, only is not the conspiracy nut, but a guy inside a Shawn costume. "I am the real Shawn, and this stuff really works because I invented it."
Going back to the female, she is happily sitting on her couch as zombies pass by her window. "Shawn's zombie repellent! Buy it now!" Said the narrator.
The sponsor finishes and Pixel is on stage sitting on a stool chair holding his blue harp Leviathan. Pixel is met with cheers by his teammates. Christopher returns and his head is wrap in bandages. Lucy and Jared also return with the perfectionist wearing a cast in his left foot.
"Tonight, I will be singing a song call Lala's Lullaby, from the anime D. Gray-Man while playing my harp, Leviathan." Pixel said.
"Lacrimosa dies illa, qua resurget ex favilla,"
As he sings and plays his harp, everyone is astonished by Pixel's singing and harp playing, even Heather.
"Judicandus h*** reus, huic ergo parce, deus, pie jesu, domine!"
Christopher and Janet begin to wipe tears off their eyes for how beautiful the sound of the harp is.
"Judicandus h*** reus, huic ergo parce, deus, pie Jesu, domine!"
Pixel finishes the song and plays the last notes on his harp. Everyone begins to stand up and cheer except Dave and Heather.
"Outstanding kid," Chef complimented. "That's a ten from me."
"I didn't understand the lyrics, but the harp playing was very soothing," Dave admitted. "An eight."
"You have my respect," Heather said. "Only in the music of course, so an eight."
"And after that outstanding performance," Chris mentioned. "Pixel gains twenty-six points, the highest so far in the competition."
Pixel walks back to his seat and is met with cheers and hugs from his teammates. Knick wakes up from the gas he smelled. He groans rubbing his head as Chris comes to him and his team.
"Knick, your turn is next, but because Max got three zeros you don't have to perform." The host explained.
"Great," Knick stated not making eye contact with the energetic tomgirl.
Chris then looks over to the other team. "Dangerous Dragons, Ashley is up next, get ready."
Confessional: Ashley
"I am so happy I get to sing to so many people," Ashley exclaimed joyfully. "This is so exciting."
End Confessional
"Hey, Ashley!" Casey called out to her teammate who is about to get on stage. Ashley turns around to see her holding a glass of juice.
"I want to make sure you do your best performance," Casey told her. "So, I brought you a glass of juice, so your throat isn't dry."
"Thanks, Casey that's very thoughtful," Ashley said with gratitude as she takes the glass of juice. She begins to drink it and stops halfway. "This tastes weird," Ashley admitted.
"Oh, I am sure is nothing," Casey simply said with a smile. "Now do your best!"
Ashley nods and heads to the stage not seeing the playful smirk Casey has.
"Greetings to everyone and to who is watching Total Drama!" Ashley declared with her friendly grin. "I will be performing a simple opera song," As Ashley begins to sing with her angelic voice, her voice starts to dry up and her singing begins to sound horrible.
The three judges, shudder with a distaste of her singing. Ashley continues to try and sing, but her voice is so bad Chef stops her.
"Girl stop, that voice of yours isn't cutting it," Chef spoke. "So, don't even try, you're out of here."
Chef telling her to stop is like a punch to her gut. "Wait, please give me another chance." Ashley pleaded but the judges are not budging. "This is not my natural singing voice I swear."
Confessional: Pixel
"Weird, earlier today Ashley had an amazing singing voice, wonder what happened?" The harpist asked himself.
Confessional: Ashley
"Casey must have accidentally given me a drink that made my voice raspy," Ashley said. "She couldn't have done this on purpose, she seems so nice," Ashley told with confusion.
Confessional: Casey
"As I mentioned earlier," Casey said to the audience. "Ashley is a big threat with her social game and Janet was definitely going to be eliminated." She pointed out. "Sara and Ashley are great singers, so I sabotaged Ashley by letting her drink wine from the cellar Pixel found." The unpredictable mastermind explained. "With her gone, Janet will want to repay me back, so that means I have two extra votes now. Nothing will stop me from making sure my team never loses again."
End Confessionals
It is sunset, both teams with Chris and Chef are on top of the roof of Crowstillo Castle.
"You two have four minutes before you are sent home," Chris told Max and Ashley. Both look extremely disappointed. "In the meantime, Chef will be sending Heather and Dave away by the catapult of shame."
"This is not dignifying Chris!" Heather exclaimed as she and Dave are sitting on the catapult. Chef pulls the lever and the two cameos are sent flying.
While everyone is saying their goodbyes to Ashley, Jared and Lucy decide to start with Max first.
"It's a shame you can't stick around longer," Lucy told her ex-teammate. "You are really a great person to hang around."
"I know we didn't get along, but the shape farting was impressive," Jared admitted.
"Thanks, you two," Max told them. "Your juggling was also amazing." She told Jared.
"I just hope this bruise can heal up for the next challenge," Jared said showing the cast of his left foot. Seeing the cast cover in dust and dirt he tries to wipe it off and falls.
The two girls laugh playfully. Jared decides to give a chuckle to ease the pain. Once finish laughing, Max tells Lucy something.
"Keep your eye on Knick," Max warned the DIT. "We have no evidence, but I know he is responsible for my elimination and Leon's. Do not let your guard down."
"I won't," Lucy assured.
"Girl, you better," Max said with a smirk and the two continue to chat.
Everybody is giving goodbye hugs to Ashley. Casey walks up to her with an innocent smile. The belle glares at her former teammate.
"I know you sabotaged me," Ashley said.
"Yeah, there really is nothing you can do about it now," Casey said still with her innocent smile.
"I am not a rude person, but I hope you get what's coming to you," Ashley told her and walks toward Sara.
Sara looks at her with a wary look. "I already said goodbye to you, what is it?"
Ashley embraces her in a hug. Sara is caught off guard by this, she is not hugging back but she is also not trying to let go.
"Don't be so hard on yourself, I know you would have done well with your talent," Ashley told her and ends the hug.
Ashley finally walks up to Max and Lucy. The three girls give a big hug together.
"I'm going to miss you girls so much," Lucy said. "I'm sorry I was being harsh with you and Leon, Ashley."
"It's a competition, no worries." The belle assured.
"Alright, time is up, get into the catapult you two," Chris said to the eliminated campers.
Ashley and Max head onto the catapult of shame. Max's stomach starts to rumble making Ashley worry.
"I would tell you two any last words, but you already said them, goodbye," Chris said. He pulls the lever and the two scream away.
As the remaining campers head down the roof, Chris begins finishing the episode. "After a double elimination, only nine campers remain. Will Lucy take Max's advice about Knick? Will Casey gain more votes, and will the Kind Knights win a legit challenge? Find out next time on Total… Drama… Crowstillo Island!"
Teams:
Dangerous Dragons: Casey, Janet, Sara, Christopher, and Pixel
Kind Knights: Lucy, Jared, Knick, and Pharaoh
Eliminated:
14th- Livia
13th- Leon
12th- Henry
11th- Maxine (Max)
10th- Ashley
A/N: First, I want to give a shoutout to Fangie-Kun and PurpleShadowManipulator since they provided a song and a poem for their respective characters. I also want to give a shout out to everyone who sent what talents the characters have.
Originally, all the campers were supposed to make the judges laugh and provide talent, but as I was writing, I notice that if I put both challenges together the chapter will be too long and I do not want that. So instead, everybody showed their talent. Casey's talent is juggling, but because Jared did it first, reciting a poem she made makes more sense and gives comical humor. I decided to give Pharaoh his impersonation of Chris since Lucy did magic card tricks already and it did not impress the judges. Sara and Knick did not show their talents, but this will affect somewhat their gameplay in the future.
Also, Maxine (which is Max's real name) takes 11th place because she lost before Ashley.
With those explanations out of the way, make sure to leave a review or PM me what you think of this chapter.
