"Last time on Total Drama Crowstillo Island," Chris said giving a summary of the previous episode. "I announced the merge to the final eight campers," The contestants cheer for reaching the merge. "Once they finish their break," Jared is training with Christopher, Casey is hanging around with Janet, and Sara is watching birds. "The campers had to survive a murder mystery challenge," The contestants gasp at seeing fake dead bodies of Chris and Chef.

"With Courtney and Topher as guest appearances," Topher is tackled by Christopher and Courtney runs away from the campers. "As the campers get captured one by one," The flashback shows Jared and Knick getting captured. "The remaining four campers were able to figure out it was Casey all along," Casey takes off a brown wig from her hair revealing herself.

"In the end, Jared was eliminated for being the first person captured by Casey," Jared is shown wiping tears of joy for making it to the merge.

The flashbacks end. Chris is on top of Crowstillo Castle's roof smiling. "We are down to the final seven so make sure to use the bathroom before watching this awesome exciting episode of Total… Drama… Crowstillo Island!"

The episode starts with Pharaoh waking up from his bed, wearing his pajamas. He rubs his eyes and then looks to his right to see Knick and Christopher are already out of the cabin. He lets out a sigh before standing up to get a good stretch.

Confessional: Pharaoh

Pharaoh is wearing again his red shirt and blue jeans in the confessional. "I'm starting to wonder if anybody is going to figure out that I'm just acting as a Pharaoh," Pharaoh admitted. "Don't get me wrong, I love that I made it this far without anybody knowing, but I want to start being my ownself. It's not so bad because nobody is out to get me, but I still want to at least make one friend here."

End Confessional

Christopher is taking a jog through the woods calmly. He starts walking and takes a rest on a stump nearby.

Confessional: Christopher

"I might need to make at least two allies," Christopher said, raising his hand and showing two fingers open from his palm. "This could be just overthinking, since usually strong and athletic players make it far, but I want to make sure I don't get voted off for being a big physical threat. The question is, who do I ally with?"

End Confessional

As Christopher wipes sweat off his face using his jacket, Sara appears walking by holding a half-empty bottle of water.

"Wants some water?" Sara asked him firmly, but the kung fu fighter knew she was asking politely. "I drank some of it already, but you look like you need it more than I do."

"Thank you," Christopher said to her as he grabs the water bottle. He moves a bit to his left on the stump so Sara can sit next to him. The sweet bad girl gladly sits as Christopher begins to drink water.

"Since Jared is gone, our old team has the vast majority of players," Sara said to Christopher. "We ally with Janet and Casey."

Christopher finishes the bottle of water. "That is a wonderful idea, Sara." He said as both campers look at each other. "We four can do some training some time together."

"I guess a little exercise with you wouldn't hurt," Sara said, trying to hide her blushing.

"It won't, I make sure I give proper exercises to those who can handle it," Christopher said, oblivious to what Sara meant. "Anyway, I must go and take a shower before the challenge starts." The kung fu fighter gets up and jogs away, heading to the castle.

"Oooooooo," Casey said as she jumps out of a tree and runs up to Sara. "Somebody has a crush."

"What are you talking about?" Sara asked her bitterly.

"I honestly couldn't tell before why you wanted to keep Christopher around, but now I understand." Casey teased.

"He is a great ally to have for an alliance, that's why," Sara explained.

"Keep telling yourself that," Casey said with a sly grin.

Sara groans with annoyance and decides to change the subject. "Where's Janet?" She asked Casey.

"I'm up here," Janet called out as the camera pans to the space geek sitting on a tree branch up on a high tree. "Hi!" She waved kindly.

"Get down here we need to talk," Sara said to her.

"Um, okay!" Janet shouted with hesitation.

Confessional: Janet

"I knew climbing up trees with Casey was a bad idea," Janet said.

End Confessional

Luckily, Janet can climb down without hurting herself and walks towards the stump where Casey and Sara are.

"I already talked to Christopher that I am making an alliance and he is in," Sara said. "You two should consider joining."

"Sounds exciting," Janet said. "I always wanted to be in an alliance."

"Good," Sara said with a smile.

"Sure," Casey agreed. "Maybe we can even get closer to you like you're doing with…"

"Shut it, Casey," Sara said.

Confessional: Sara

"I know Christopher nor Janet will not step out of the alliance, but Casey doesn't give me the impression she will listen to the group," Sara admitted. "As long as I can figure out how she works which might be impossible, I have a good shot to at least making the final four."

Confessional: Casey

"Unless it benefits me, I am not going to help this alliance vote off anybody," Casey said. "When it comes down to it, I will be the next target if the other players are gone, and I want to have fun messing with Knick as much as I can."

End Confessionals

Lucy and Knick are the only ones so far eating oatmeal for breakfast at the gran mess hall. They sit at the opposite side of the table. Chef is watching the two not looking at each other, not even saying a word. That is until Lucy decides to speak up.

"You know you cannot keep this up forever," Lucy said to the journalist as she pokes the oatmeal with her spoon. "I have no doubt you are cheating this game." She looks at Chef, causing the buff man to flinch and return to making more oatmeal.

Knick continues to remain silent.

"I honestly want to know why you decide to cheat, when you most likely would have gotten to the merge anyway considering the team we were on," Lucy told him.

"Can I eat my disgusting breakfast in peace?" Knick mumbled, beginning to get agitated with Lucy.

"Was it because of fear?" Lucy asked.

Confessional: Knick

"Lucy is starting to piss me off," Knick said, annoyance and anger in his voice. "I regret getting rid of Max instead of her. At least Max had obvious weaknesses that I could have used to my advantage. I need to convince the others to vote her off, pronto." Knick also remembers what happened last night. "And then there's Casey." He groans with frustration. "I'll get rid of her another time, she's not a threat to me."

Confessional: Lucy

"I know it is not a good idea to take down Knick and forget about the others," Lucy said. "But I cannot let him get away with what's he done."

End Confessionals

The campers are eating their breakfast. As the former Dangerous Dragons chat and laugh at jokes, Pharaoh uncomfortably watches Lucy and Knick glaring at each other.

Confessional: Pharaoh

"Well, something happened between those two."

End Confessional

"Campers," Chris said through the speakers of the gran mess hall. "Make your way up to the roof of Crowstillo's castle, I have a special announcement to make."

The seven campers and Chef make it to the rooftop as Chris taps his foot.

"Finally, all of you made it," Chris said. Chef stands next to the host.

"What's the special announcement?" Christopher wondered.

"Is it a non-elimination challenge?" Janet wondered.

"Somebody is returning to the game?" Lucy asked.

"I hope not," Knick stated. "I don't need to have more enemies." He said and gives a brief glare to the detective in training.

"Nope," Chris answered all of them.

"Then tell us already," Sara bluntly said.

"Knick is being disqualified!" Chris announced, his tone sounding frustrated.

"What!?" Knick said.

"What!?" Chef said.

"Yes!" Lucy cheered.

"Chris, what are you doing?" Chef asked the host. "We got bigger problems right now."

Chris turns around to face Chef. "Bigger problems? Bigger problems!?" He said, his voice getting more furious.

"I feel like Chris is going to explode," Pharaoh admitted.

"The biggest problem is you backstabbing me by making a secret alliance again," Chris said to Chef and then points to Knick.

"Wait what?" Sara said confused.

Chris turns his back at Chef to answer Sara's question. "That's right, since the second episode, Knick and Chef have been cheating the game and unfairly voting off contestants."

"So that's why Leon was voted off so early." Pharaoh realized.

"Chris, come on man this is nonsense," Chef said trying clam down the host. "You must have been spending too much time with Lucy."

"No Chef, I checked all the footage last night," Chris said. "You hit me on the back of my head with a frying pan sealed it. I couldn't even make my coffee in time."

"So that's why his eyes are all bloody red," Casey said. The camera zooms into Chris's irritated eyes then zooms out to see the host and Chef.

"Chef, at a time like this, why would you do this to me?" Chris asked Hatchet.

"Chris, you need to realize that the viewers and producers no longer care about this show," Chef said.

Chris looks like he is about to cry. "That is not true, the views have been rising…"

Chef does not let the host finish.

"It's not good enough Chris," Chef told his buddy. "Knick offered me the deal and I did it so the ratings can spike up. I did it for you."

"Can somebody enlighten us on what's going on?" Sara asked.

Chris sighs. It is time to tell them the truth. He looks at the seven campers who are waiting for an answer, doing his best to hold his tears.

"Total Drama is canceled," Chris said, earning gasps from the seven contestants.

"Wait, but we are still here," Pharaoh said confused.

"Yeah, because this is the last season of Total Drama," Chris said struggling with every word he speaks out of his mouth. "Due to the events of season five, the producers and company decided to cancel the show, stating that it was no longer being successful."

"Then why are we here?" Christopher wondered.

"Show was greenlit for one more season before being canceled," Chef answered the kung fu fighter's question. Chris nods his head.

"I had to take away my sweet vacation time to try and save this show," Chris said.

"That is… somewhat nice of you." Knick stated.

"Yeah, my brief vacation made me realize that I was being a psychotic asshole, so I got therapy and tone down the levels," Chris admitted. "But it doesn't matter now! And what's great is Chef is making a show that the producers thought it was such a good idea." He said the last sentence sarcastically.

"Hey, the audience loves the original cast," Chef said trying to make his buddy understand. "And kids are all the ratings these days. So, I thought, why not hire a bunch of kids to pretend to be Total Drama teens from the original cast, going through wacky adventures in a daycare?"

"A daycare?" Lucy questioned. "Will that idea even work?"

"Apparently," Knick said. "Since the producers are already working on it."

"How can you betray Total Drama?" Chris whined at Chef.

"I barely even get money from this," Chef explained annoyed how his friend is acting. "While you stuff yourself with jacuzzies and fancy napkins. You should be happy I am still making something close to the show."

"Okay, as much as I find this amusing," Casey said with glee. "And I really find this amusing, shouldn't we be starting the challenge?"

"You're right Casey, right after Knick takes the catapult…" Chris, Chef, and the contestants see Knick breaking the lever of the catapult. "Of shame"

Sending all force to his left leg, the journalist gives a big push to the catapult and said machine falls from the roof to the ground, breaking into pieces.

"What the heck man!?" Chris shouted with anger.

"I've played this game too long to let my goals end this way," Knick said. "I am not going anywhere. Unless I am eliminated from a campfire ceremony or getting the last place in a challenge, I am not out of this game."

"Please, stop trying to stall the inevitable," Lucy told the journalist.

"Let me tell you all a truthful revelation," Knick said with a devious smile.

"Please, what you can say that can shock us now?" Sara wondered.

"There is no million-dollar prize," Knick said casually.

Processing what he just said, the six campers shout at the same, "What!?".

"That's right, during my alliance with Chef he told me that there is no grand prize because of the budget this show has left," Knick said, enjoying the reactions of the campers.

"So, what were we going to win?" Lucy asked lividly at Chris.

"Pride of being the last winner of Total Drama?" Chris sheepishly answered.

"Well screw this then," Sara said. "I'm not participating in more challenges if there is no money involved."

"What was I supposed to do?" Chris asked anybody that can hear him. "The original island sank, there's no budget for another world tour and the producers had to sell Pahkitew Island. You guys wanted to hunt for food?"

"Was season five that bad that they had to sell an artificial island?" Janet asked.

"Yes," Chris answered starting to cry. "And this is the only island that can put Total Drama back on track."

"Because of us?' Janet said hoping for another yes.

"Because of Crowstillo's treasure," Chris answered feeling already tired of giving so much information.

"Wait, Crowstillo's treasure is real?" Knick asked.

"Of course, you maggot," Chef said sternly. "That's the whole reason this place was brought."

"So, this island was bought because Chris thought by getting the treasure and giving it to the producers would allow him to continue the series non-stop?" Lucy concluded.

"Yes," Chef replied. "But the producers already made up their mind and no longer want this show."

"Chris," Lucy called out to the host who is sitting and crying. "Why don't you just use the treasure for the million-dollar prize? The gold and diamonds in there must be worth millions already."

Chris wipes tears off his face. "That's… a great idea Lucy!" Chris told the DIT. He stands up proudly. "So what that Total Drama is going to be over. I as host will make sure this season will end in a bang."

"To be clear, we are competing for a million dollars?" Pharaoh said wanting to make sure.

"Yep, the one-million-dollar prize!"

The campers cheer happily until they the static sound of a mega horn.

"That is not going to happen," exclaimed a voice. Chef, Chris, and the contestants look down from the roof to see Topher holding a red mega horn.

To Topher's right are Alejandro, Heather, Justin, and Courtney. To his left is Fang, Ezekiel, and Henry. Behind the group are four cannons and four medium-size catapults.

"We are here to take the treasure Chris," Topher exclaimed through the mega horn. "Either give it to us now or we take down the castle."

"Do you think he will give us the treasure immediately?" Justin asked Topher.

"Nah, as proven in Pahkitew Island episode ten, the old man is stubborn," Topher answered the model. "We will give him five minutes, we have him surrounded."

Back on the rooftop, Chris, Chef, and the campers huddle up to discuss the situation.

"Alright, forget about disqualifying Knick, we need all the help we can get," Chris told them.

Knick smirks and Lucy rolls her eyes.

"Today's challenge is taking down the sinister eight and capturing them," Chris told them.

"Sinister eight? Really?" Sara said deadpanned.

Chris ignores her comment, determine to take down Topher and the others. "I'll distract them while the seven of you and Chef head to the storage room to find anything useful that can take the sinister eight down. The challenge starts now."

As the contestants and Chef run downstairs to the storage room Chris calls out Topher's name.

"Topher!" The host exclaimed.

"You're going to give me the million dollars old man?" Topher taunted.

"What do you mean by me?" Alejandro questioned the fan.

Topher turns off the mega horn and chuckles lightly. "Come on Al, I said we not me." Topher lied causing his team to look at him skeptically. "Whatever," Topher said brushing off their looks and focuses on Chris again, turning on the mega horn so the host can hear him. "Give us the million dollars now Chris!"

"Sure, just let me get it," Chris shouted so the eight can hear. The eight trespassers see Chris leave the roof. They stand there for a bit until Henry decides to speak.

"I don't think he's coming down," Henry said.

"We all know that idiot," Heather retorted to the orphan.

"Hey, I had the million dollars on me unlike all of you." Henry snapped back at her, indirectly retorting the rest of the squad.

"People relax," Topher said to ease the tension. For his plan to work, everybody must cooperate. "Let's send Chris a message." The fan grins darkly.

Inside the castle, the campers and Chef are walking down the last floor of stairs. From the front to back go, Lucy, Pharaoh, Janet, Sara, Casey, Knick, Christopher, and Chef.

"The stairs take a beating on you when you're rushing," Janet said already feeling tired.

"Focus maggot," Chef told her. "We can't let them get the…" Chef is interrupted as a cannonball breaks part of a wall of the castle, hitting Chef on his right ribcage causing him to fall off the stairs and land with a thud.

The contestants are quickly running down the stairs to aid Chef.

"Chef, Chef!" Lucy exclaimed.

Chef groans in pain.

"He's not going to stand up," Lucy examined. "We have to go without him."

"The storage room is not too far," Christopher told them. "Let's go!"

The campers continue to run to the room nearly a few yards away. With his great sound range, Christopher hears another cannonball closing in.

"Get down!" Christopher shouted as he pushes Knick into the ground as both avoid cannonball.

"These guys are really serious," Janet exclaimed with fear.

"Keep it up people," Sara reminded the geek and the others to focus. Christopher and Knick get up and the gang finally makes it to the storage room.

Seeing piles of junk all over Lucy hatches a plan.

"Okay everyone, listen up," Lucy ordered. "Casey and Christopher, distract them while Pharaoh, Janet, and Sara make traps around the castle. Knick and I will help Chris get the treasure out of here."

"Why am I going with you?" Knick questioned her.

"Because frankly, I don't trust you with the others," Lucy stated.

Knick just accepts it and follows Lucy, both leaving the room.

"Okay, so I am not good with traps," Sara said to Pharaoh and Janet. "The last one I did turn out horrible." She remembers how her trap for Fang failed big time.

"Lucky for you two, Pharaoh is quite the trap master," Pharaoh said with a nice smile. "But you two are going to have to follow Pharaoh's orders."

"Sure," Janet said excitedly. Sara just shrugs which indicates that she is okay for it for now.

After a few cannonball launches, Crowstillo's castle is starting to become unstable.

"A few more should do," Topher said to Fang and feral Ezekiel, who are the ones who are using the cannons.

"Wait," Courtney said to the two creatures. She then looks at Topher. "If they keep firing, the castle will collapse on all of those campers."

"So?" Heather said with sass. "With the castle down, it would be easier to grab the treasure."

"But the contestants that Chris has are going to get seriously injured," Courtney said.

Justin scoffs at the former CIT. "Since when do you care about others?"

"Listen," Courtney said to the seven accomplices. "I came here for the treasure like all of you however, I am not going to injure the players."

"Well I don't care what you think," Henry said to her. "I want the treasure and I want it now!"

He pushes Courtney to the side and rushes to one the cannons. He pulls the string to the closest cannon and it explodes. Black ash almost covers Henry's entire face.

Casey and Christopher appear from a bush nearby.

"I knew to put a dodgeball in their cannons would result in something booming," Casey joked.

"Simple, yet effective," Christopher congratulated the unpredictable mastermind.

"You!" Henry hissed see the two campers.

"Me?" Christopher said pointing to himself.

"No not you, her!" Henry said.

"You mean Heather or Courtney?" Casey joked.

Henry growls and runs up to Christopher and Casey.

"Henry wait," Topher called out, but it is no use.

"Well Christopher, I leave this up to you," Casey told the kung fu fighter. She climbs the nearest tree so Henry can follow her.

"Get back here," Henry exclaimed, ignoring Christopher and proceeds to climb the tree Casey went.

"Well Topher, do something," Heather said to the fan.

"Uh, right," Topher said then looks at Ezekiel. "Fang, take care of him," Topher commanded.

Fang nods showing his sharp teeth, grinning maliciously at the kung fu fighter. Christopher gulps, but remains determine and puts himself into a tai chi stance.

Confessional: Christopher

"I was intimidated, it's a two-leg shark with about fifty thousand teeth," Christopher said. "Who wouldn't be intimidated?"

End Confessional

Fang rapidly goes for a bite and Christopher leaps back avoiding the shark's fangs.

"The only way I can hurt him is going behind him or throwing projectiles," Christopher said to himself as he manages to leap away from Fang's bite attack again. "This is going to take a while."

As Christopher battles against Fang Heather is starting to get impatient and walks up to Topher.

"Let's just barge in already since new leaf over here," Heather said referring to Courtney. "Doesn't want to take out the castle."

Topher adjusts himself, getting fed up with the queen bee. "Alright, alright." He sees Ezekiel scratching his neck like a dog. "Ezekiel, break down the front door," Topher instructed.

Ezekiel nods and heads to the door of Crowstillo's castle using his body to try and knock down the door.

Inside the castle, Janet hears the knocks on the door. "Ooo, I'll get it," Janet said.

"Janet, wait!" Sara and Pharaoh exclaimed as the camera pans to them. They are finishing a trap.

"Who is it?" Janet asked. Ezekiel's growls can be heard from the outside. "Sorry cannot let you in now we're trying to put traps here." As the space geek leaves to go with Sara and Pharaoh, Ezekiel manages to make a hole on the door and use his left hand to grab the handle.

"We barely have any traps left," Sara said to Pharaoh and Janet.

"Relax, lets head to the kitchen and to see if there are any bananas," Pharaoh told the two girls.

With the trio heading to the kitchen and Ezekiel about to burst through the door, scene changes to Knick and Lucy lifting the treasure chest in a room full of books and a telescope nearby.

Chris is looking through the telescope and sees the feral breaking down the front door. "Dang it," He said as he stops looking at the telescope. "Can't you two go any faster?"

"We would if you gave us assistance," Knick stated.

"Don't you two have fit bodies?" Chris asked.

"Gold is not light you know," Lucy stated.

"Alright fine,"

The host helps Lucy and Knick with the treasure chest containing the diamonds and gold.

"There is a room nearby where I put my junk in there," Chris said.

"Too much information dude," Knick said.

"Yeah, I didn't need to hear that," Lucy agreed.

"Teenagers," Chris said as he rolls his eyes. "I'm talking about the junk that I use for challenges. There's an empty plastic treasure chest in that room that we can use to trick Topher and the others."

"Nice," Knick said with a smile.

"Of course, you will like that idea," Lucy said to the journalist bitterly as the three continue walking slowly to the prop room while carrying the treasure.

"What does that supposed to mean?" Knick asked getting irritated.

"Oh, I don't know, maybe has to deal with you cheating the game." Lucy casually said.

"Alright," Chris said. "As much as I love two teens bickering, you two need to focus."

"You know you need to do something about him, Chris," Lucy told the host. "You can't let him run the game like this."

"Lucy, have you ever seen Total Drama?" Knick sincerely asked. "Bunch of contestants have gotten away with cheating and sabotaging."

"Okay Lucy, even though I'm not disqualifying Knick because he is helping me, I will give other types of punishments for him during the rest of his stay, got it?" Chris said proposing a deal.

"Yes, that would be most acceptable," Lucy agreed. Knick just blankly stares at the two.

Confessional: Knick

"She wants me out of this island," Knick stated. "Can't blame her though."

End Confessional

Casey is hopping like a frog and swinging through vines on trees as Henry continues to chase her, jumping from tree to tree.

Confessional: Casey

"For someone so scrawny, Henry can move fast," Casey admitted.

Confessional: Henry

"It's the adrenaline," Henry said, moving his right arm like he is lifting weights. "When that kicks in you pretty much forget what you can't do in normal circumstances."

End Confessional

The two stop jumping trees and decide to catch their breath. Casey is standing on a branch on a tree with reddish-orange leaves. Henry is standing also on a branch of a tree. This tree's leaves are brownish orange.

"Can you tell me why you're so persistent?" Casey asked Henry. "Is it because you finally want to admit your feelings for me?"

"As if," Henry said. "I will never like you. You cost me the treasure."

"How was I supposed to know it was real?" Casey asked sincerely.

"That doesn't matter now, what matters is that the crew and I are getting that treasure," Henry spoke.

Feeling adrenaline again, the two jumps through trees until Henry mistakes the timing in his next jump and falls to the ground, hitting every tree branch along the way including his nuts.

Henry winces in pain and is unable to move, his body on the ground. Casey walks up to him wiping sweat from her forehead.

"Wow, you gave me a workout," Casey admitted then giggles. "So, Captain Henry, what's your scheme to take the gold?"

"As if I will ever tell a big eye idiot like you the plan," Henry said mumbling since his face is on dirt. "Besides, this was all Topher's planning."

"Really?" Casey questioned. "I find that hard to believe."

"Yeah, the only reason he brought me here is that I am the only one who knows which floor the treasure chest is in," Henry confessed.

"And you are over here," Casey said surprisingly emotionless.

"Yeah, I admit going at you alone was stupid," Henry mumbled.

Confessional: Casey

"For someone who claims to be intelligent, Henry makes stupid decisions," Casey said.

End Confessional

Around the woods, Fang is sniffing out the kung fu fighter. He passes by a bush where Christopher is hiding, the fighter undetected. Once the mutant shark's footsteps cannot be heard he looks around for anything that can help him. He spots a large hole nearby, the same hole he and his teammates made for the first time to capture that shark.

With an idea in his head, he grabs the nearest rock and throws it at Fang. The rock hits the shark's nose, making Fang turn around and see Christopher sticking his tongue out and shaking his butt to mock the shark.

Fang now scowling, opens its mouth, and runs towards his prey. The buff teen heads to the hole and almost falls in but stops just in time. Watching the shark getting closer by the second he gets into a judo stance.

In a split second, Christopher slides to his left evading Fang's teeth and causing the shark to fall into the hole.

"It may have looked easy, but it was not," Christopher said to the audience.

With Fang and Henry defeated the other five remaining ex-campers wait for Ezekiel to open the door to Crowstillo's Castle. To their disappointment, Ezekiel accidentally breaks both handles to open the door.

"Of course, the freak messes up the plan," Heather said causing the feral to growl.

"Easy Zeke," Topher said to the boy.

"Let me use my head and think of something," Justin suggested. Alejandro and Courtney smirk.

Both them, Topher, and Heather use Justin as a battering ram.

"I didn't mean literally!" Justin cried.

Luckily, the model must have a thick skull because the entrance to the castle breaks, not without giving Justin a headache of course.

"At least it wasn't my face," Justin admitted rubbing his bruised head.

"Greetings young travelers," Pharaoh exclaimed. The sinister six gaze up and see Pharaoh, Janet, and Sara on the second floor. "What brings you to the great Pharaoh's royal palace?"

"We know you're faking it Pharaoh," Topher shouted.

"Wait, you're just pretending to be one to annoy people?" Sara asked a bit surprised by the revelation.

"Not really, it was just a dare my friends made me do," Pharaoh sheepishly explained.

Janet whines sorrowfully. "I thought you were a real Pharaoh."

Back on the first floor, Alejandro notices two stairs. One to the left and run to the right. "We need to split up."

"Right," Topher agreed. "Heather, Alejandro, and I will take the right while Justin, Courtney, and Ezekiel distract the contestants."

Everyone agrees and heads out with the plan. The three contestants look to their left seeing the arch-villain, queen bee, and copycat run up the stairs.

"I have never seen those stairs there before," Pharaoh admitted.

"Me too," Sara and Janet said at the same time.

Thanks to his freakish nature, Ezekiel's mobility allows him to evade all the traps set on the stairway. Justin's case is exactly the opposite. The model activates a bear trap, causing the metallic mouth to bite hard his right leg.

"Ow, my leg modeling career," Justin exclaimed.

"You put a bear trap?" Sara questioned the fake royal.

"It's effective," Pharaoh sincerely answered.

"You impress me, your highness," Sara joked.

Almost making it to the second floor, Justin slips on a banana peel making him fall down the stairs and getting bruises all over his body. Specifically, his face.

He breaths in and out, worry about his face. He grabs a pocket mirror from the left pocket of his jean, miraculously not damage at all. Looking at how black and blue his face is he begins to panic.

"My career is over!" Justin exclaimed with sorrow and miserably. He gets into a fetal position and whimpers about why he came to this island in the first place.

"Yeah, I'm not going through those stairs," Courtney stated as she passes by Justin.

Ezekiel makes up to the second floor, growling at the campers.

"Million," Ezekiel said.

"Ugh, it's hideous," Sara said disgust by the homeschool's appearance.

"It's just Ezekiel," Janet said to her.

"I know, that's why I said its hideous." Sara clarified.

Confessional: Sara

"I know Ezekiel should not have suffered so much on this show," Sara said with a hint of sadness. "But the dude looks nasty."

End Confessional

Ezekiel pounces on Pharaoh ready to scratch. Sara does a swift kick to the feral's face allowing Pharaoh to get out of this predicament. Ezekiel then pounces on Sara and the two start to wrestle.

With the distraction in full motion, Alejandro, Heather, Topher, and Courtney head to the third floor.

"Alright Topher shows us the way," Courtney said to her partner in crime as the four continue to run.

"About that," Topher said with guilt and stops in his tracks causing the other three to stop as well. "I don't where the treasure chest is."

"Excuse me?" Heather said. "What do you mean you don't know where it is?"

"Henry is the only one who knows exactly where it is," Topher embarrassedly added.

"Great, just great," The queen bee sarcastically said.

Suddenly, the four hear arguing coming from the ceiling. It's hard to know who is talking, but one thing is for certain, somebody is up there.

"Looks like we know where to go," Alejandro said with a villainous grin.

Scene changes to Lucy and Knick not gazing at each other while Chris locks a door so the three can stay inside.

"You two like bickering," Chris said loud and clear.

"We do not bicker," Lucy and Knick stated at the same time.

"You two should start figuring out a plan right now, I doubt the other campers can hold off the sinister eight for so long," Chris mentioned to them.

The two look at each other.

"We need to put our differences aside at least for now," Knick stated to Lucy.

"Agreed," Lucy concurred. "Besides, we don't need to come up with an elaborate plan."

The three can hear knocking from the door.

"Why are you even knocking?" Heather asked someone through the other side of the door.

"I just felt like it, you got a problem with that?" Courtney argued.

"They're already here," Chris whispered to Lucy and Knick.

"Good, open the door," Knick stated casually.

Hearing that Chris wants to come up with a retort but honestly, he has no other choice but to trust the two teens. Chris opens the door and Topher immediately gives him a headbutt causing him to lie unconscious.

Topher rubs his forehead from the pain he collected. The other three ex-campers enter the room.

"The treasure, where is it?" Alejandro said menacingly.

Lucy and Knick stand behind the treasure.

"I think it's right behind them," Topher said.

"Course it is we are not blind," Courtney told.

"Give us the treasure already," Heather said impatiently.

"To whom?" Knick said, pretending to wonder.

"To us obviously," Courtney said.

"But shouldn't the treasure go to the person who is in charge?" Lucy asked the four.

"Chica, that attempt of making us turn against each other will not work," Alejandro declared.

"True, but the captain always gets more than the crew," Lucy lied.

Confessional: Lucy

"That's a lie, either the entire crew splits the treasure equally or they take what they can find first." Lucy corrected.

End Confessional

"So, we are wondering who the person is that made this grand master plan," Knick said.

"Afterall, that person must be better than all of you for creating such an elaborate scheme," Lucy admitted.

"Why thank you, Lucy, I am a pretty clever guy," Topher said confidently.

"Oh please, you are not better than me," Heather said to Topher. "You're plan wouldn't work without me, so I deserve the treasure."

"Hey, who's the one who contacted all of you to come?" Courtney asked the two and pointed to herself. "Me and I lost a lot of money because of it. If anyone deserves that treasure is me."

Lucy and Knick smirk as they see the three begin to fight, pulling hairs and leaving the room. The only person left standing is Alejandro.

The Spaniard smirks in delight. "Very well, I promised Heather I wouldn't do this, but this can be an exception." Alejandro rips his red jacket and his white shirt off.

Seeing the Spaniard's gorgeous abs and muscular tan chest Lucy stares at Alejandro's body.

"Wow," Lucy said as her face starts to turn red as a tomato. She is getting fluster right now.

"Lucy, it would be exceptionable not to give me the treasure chest," Alejandro said to the DIT.

"Yes, Alejandro," Lucy stated in a trance-like she was hypnotized.

Knick rushes forward and knees Alejandro in the nuts.

"Maldita sea," Alejandro said before collapsing to the ground. "Why you have to break the men code?"

No longer seeing the arch villain's magnificent body, Lucy snaps out of her trance, yet her face is still ripe as a tomato.

"Luckily, I'm not Pixel," Knick stated, a small chuckle escaping.

"Huh?" Lucy said, unsure what the journalist meant.

With Alejandro down and the other three teenagers fighting it seems that the contestants have won. Lucy and Knick look through the hallway to see the three to their right. To their left is Chef holding two patches of rope.

A transition happens as a panoramic view shows the sunset and then going down to see the sinister eight tied up in rope except for Fang who is in a cylinder tank and feral Ezekiel in a steel cage.

The campers, Chris, and Chef walk out of the castle to meet the intruders.

"I should be extremely angry at all of you for pulling a stunt like that," Chris said to the trespassers. "But this is helping the ratings for this season."

"Screw you Chris and this show," Heather exclaimed.

"Your old news Chris, Total Drama will never return without me in the picture," Topher said to the host. "You will not have this show forever."

"Yeah, yeah I have heard those many times before," Chris said not caring. "Since none of you are competing, I cannot punish you, but there are possible lawsuits in the making."

"Jokes on you, I don't own have nothing," Henry said bitterly.

"Chef and Christopher, help me launch these kids into the new catapult of shame," Chris ordered. The view pans to the new catapult of shame, a bit larger than the old one.

"You have another one?" Knick asked with disbelief.

"Of course," Chris said casually.

Once Christopher and Chef put the ex-campers into the catapult Chris rapidly pulls the lever launching them into the sky.

"That felt good," Chris said with a happy sigh. He turns around to face the campers as Christopher walks to Casey, Janet, and Sara.

"Congratulations everyone for completing the treasure saving challenge so for that, there is no elimination today!" The host declared.

The contestants cheer happily.

"Go back to the cabins and enjoy the rest of the night," Chris said.

As the contestants walk back to the cabins Janet accidentally trips on a hard-gray string.

"That's weird," Janet said. Curiosity spiking in her, she pulls the string.

"Janet no!" Sara exclaimed but it is too late.

Turns out Casey did not clog all the cannons with dodgeballs and that same cannon not clog was the one Janet pulled the string. A cannonball hits directly at Crowstillo's castle damaging it more and creating a bigger hole. With one side almost completely gone the castle begins to tumble down, turning the place into nothing but ruins.

"Maybe Chris won't notice?" Pharaoh said.

The host screams in agony and surprise when he walks by. "The castle, what happened to the castle!? It's all ruin!"

As much as the campers love to see Chris blow a fuse and hyperventilate, they contain themselves from retorting, not wanting to deal with the host's wrath.

"Who is responsible for this?" Chris shouted as he looks around to find the guilty teen, which is Janet, who sheepishly waves still holding the string on her left hand.

A camera zooms in on Chris's fuming face then the scene changes to Janet on the new catapult of shame. The space geek is too tune on space to realize what is going on. The host pulls the lever and she is no longer on the island.

Chef walks up to Chris's right side holding a plate containing two cups of hot chocolate.

"Hot chocolate Chris?" Chef offered.

"Yes," Chris said and takes a cup of hot chocolate. "I'm still mad at you."

Chef sighs. "I know."

After taking a sip of hot chocolate Chris looks at the camera to wrap the episode. "After a classic battle for Crowstillo's treasure the campers are victorious. What kind of dangers and exciting challenges will be next? Find out next time on Total… Drama… Crowstillo Island!"

Merge:

Girls: Casey, Sara, and Lucy

Boys: Christopher, Knick, and Pharaoh

Eliminated:

14th- Livia

13th- Leon

12th- Henry

11th- Maxine

10th- Ashley

9th- Pixel

8th- Jared

7th- Janet

A/N: When Total Dramarama started airing into half of its first season an idea popped into my brain thinking if Total Drama ever makes another season I think it would be cool if that season explored about the show being canceled. This is one of the reasons why I created this story. Leave a review or PM what you think of this chapter.