Musical mishap

Ambrace asked for a oneshot of Neal looking up Christmas songs and he accidentally clicks on a dirty version of jingle bell rock. Rated T+

"Hey buddy, put some Christmas songs on will you?" Charming called from on top of the ladder where he was putting up the ribbon to hang the Christmas cards on. Neal was still in preschool, but he knew his way around a computer in a way neither of parents would ever be able to manage. He nodded, pulling out his tablet and clicking on the YouTube app. His mommy had played him some Christmas songs the other day, so others were in his Recommended section. Not that Neal knew what it said, he just knew that there was a video with someone in a Santa hat in the thumbnail. He clicked on it, and sure enough, some Christmas sounding music began. Charming smiled, swaying to the beginning of the familiar tune. Emma and Snow continued to put fairy lights on every available surface (as per Snow's wishes) whilst Henry rattled around under the tree checking out his presents.

Stroke a my,

Lick a my,

Suck a my cock!

It's the first time for you,

So here's what you do…

By this point, Charming had leapt of the ladder and Snow had sprinted from the other side of the room. They almost collided as they reached Neal. Snow yanked the tablet out of his hands and quickly turned the music off. Henry was looking very puzzled from beside the tree. Meanwhile, Emma was guffawing with laughter, so much so she was on her knees with how funny she found it all. The only person who didn't seem fazed, was Neal.

"Did that just…"

"Yes, Henry." Charming quickly stopped him finishing the sentence. "It did." Snow, to make sure Neal didn't focus in on what he'd just heard, quickly put on some more child friendly Christmas music.

"I think I'll be the DJ for just now." Snow said. "Until we can sort out the child settings on this thing. Emma." Snow sighed, but Emma was past being able to stop. She'd hit the wall. It had just been too funny.

"Well, I can see who's going to be on Santa's naughty list this year." Charming mumbled under his breath to Snow, who frowned in agreement. And they thought Henry was the teenager of this household. Apparently they were wrong.