Card Captors On The High Seas

Summary: A married Sakura and Syaoran are sent to the Going Merry. They COULD just use the Create to make a way to get back home and continue kicking the back side of the guy who sent them there, but the fact is, they could use a vacation, and who better to take one with then the crew of Sakura's favorite Manga? Young Adult Card Captors. Compliant to the Second Season of Card Captors (Have not seen Clear at the time of posting first two chapters)

1. Welcome Aboard

Story Start: Card Captor Universe

This was it, the baddie of the month (An unfortunately true title) was on his last legs, bruised, battered, and bloody. The desperate rage in his eyes told Sakura and Syaoran that he was not going to go quietly though. The two members of the UN Paranormal Defense Force traded a glance with each other and nodded as they prepared one last set of spells. Either they would knock this guy into a coma to be tried when he regained consciousness a month from now or they would kill him. Either way, his quick but no less violent bout of magical terrorism ended here, and now.

The two launched their spells but in the time it took for them to connect, the baddie played his last card, and a portal tore itself into existence, the wind howling as it began doing its best to suck the two in. Caught by surprise, the two didn't even get a chance to try and brace themselves against the rushing wind and were immediately pulled in, the last thing they heard was Syaoran's cousin Mei calling out for them in panic.

Unknown to the two mages, when the portal closed after their passage, Mei's eyes turned diamond hard and she shot forward to take the target down. Not out though, she needed him alive for questioning about just where the hell he had sent her family, but after that, well, she had until his trial and conviction to make his life hell for what he had done.

Scene Change: One Piece Universe

The two Card Captors came out of the other side of the portal a hundred feet in the air and began immediately dropping. Thankfully, there was a ship directly under them and the pair blasted wind spells downward to slow their fall. They landed on the deck in crouches and immediately looked up but by that time the portal was closed and Syaoran tsked and said "Damn it!"

"Hey, it's alright, we can just use Return to get back." Sakura said putting a calming hand on her husband's shoulder. Syaoran relaxed a little, his shoulders unstiffening as he said "Of course, you're right."

"Um, who are you guys?" A female voice asked and the two turned to see four people looking at them, one of them hiding behind the main mast of the ship with a sling shot shakily aimed at them while another had an inch of one of their swords out of its sheath but showing no further signs of hostility, another grinning at them, while the last one, the female speaker, was giving them wary looks even as she held a staff in her hands.

Sakura blinked once at the group before she turned back to Syaoran and said "Okay, so instead of jumping time, we seem to have jumped universes, we'll have to use Create instead."

"Considering I recognize these four from that One Piece series that you got me into, I have to agree." Syaoran said with a nod.

"Hey! Don't ignore us!" The sniper said indignantly but when the two mages gave him their entire focus, he yelped and hid completely behind the mast. Syaoran let out a snort while Sakura giggled before she bowed at the one in the straw hat as she said "Forgive us for our unannounced intrusion Captain. We were fighting an enemy who cheated when it became clear that he couldn't beat us, banishing us from the battlefield and towards here. If you give us a few minutes, we should be leaving soon enough."

Luffy tilted his head and said "If you have a bad guy you need to keep fighting then I guess that's alright."

Sakura nodded and pulled a card from her holster. A quick tap of the card with her sealing wand and a quiet "Release" had the card turning into a book. Ignoring Luffy's amazed cry and the rest of the crew's confusion, Sakura pulled a pen out of the pocket of her jeans and after looking upwards for a moment in consideration, quickly began writing in the book. The air shimmered in front of her before a French double door appeared in front of them, earning more amazement from the gathered crew. Closing the book, but keeping the card active, Sakura opened the double doors and all of the pirates quickly moved to be on the same side as the mages.

They should have seen the deck of the ship they were on. Instead, what they saw was a snowy mountain region and a black haired woman securing a rather bruised and battered form. The woman's head snapped up from where she was securing magical suppression cuffs and her relief was palpable as she said "Syaoran, Sakura, you're alright!"

Sakura gave her a beaming smile and said "We seem to have been transported to another dimension, hence the use of Create to make our way back rather than using Return. Our landing was a bit unorthodox but we are indeed unharmed."

"Glad to hear it." Mei said before scowling down at the groaning baddie and giving a soft but still painful in his condition kick to the ribs. The man gave another pitiful moan before going silent, apparently now knocked out.

Smirking, Syaoran said "Seems like you had everything handled after our abrupt departure."

Mei gave him a flat look and said "I told you my Horoscope said to stick close to my family today, but you brushed me off."

Syaoran lifted his hands in the air in surrender and smiled as he said "Alright, alright, maybe those crocks in the newspapers might have a bit of divination skill in them after all."

Mei gave a stiff nod and Sakura giggled at the byplay between cousins. That had Mei's lips twitching upwards and a moment later, Syaoran sighed and said "Well, guess we might as well come on through." Turning to Luffy, he gave a respectable nod and said "Captain, thanks for bearing with us."

"Shishishi, no problem, you guys are cool!" Luffy said with a grin.

Syaoran let out a hum and took a step forward but Sakura got a strange idea and said "Hang on Syaoran, I just had a crazy thought."

"Oh, this should be good." Mei said with a grin, allowing herself to fall into a sitting position on the baddie's back. And yes, I do mean fall. Clearly, Mei was still rather put out with the guy for throwing her family to another dimension.

As her husband turned towards her with a raised eyebrow, she said "How much vacation time have we earned with the task force?"

"Years." Was Syaoran's reply with upwards twitching lips. Seriously, it seemed like every time they tried to get some down time, someone else thought that they could be the ones to take them down. And while that might seem slightly arrogant of a thought, every one out of three of the bad guys they went after knew them by name and somehow got in some kind of monologue of various lengths about defeating them and claiming Sakura's cards for themselves, and with them, the world would be theirs in no time.

"And with Create, I could make it so that we returned at a specific time in our own dimension. Why don't we take a break here?" Sakura asked.

Syaoran blinked twice before he gave her a look and said "I'm sorry, I must have misheard. Did you just call taking a stay in a One Piece world as a break? You do recall how whacky this world is right?"

"Oh, it's wackier than a drunk Kero, but think of all the fun we could have as well. Come on, you can't deny that lately all we've been doing is work, work, work, and just to be thorough, more work for the last few years. If it's not us being called in to handle the latest villain, it's been doing paperwork and dealing with the other members of the task force. Maybe us being brought here was a sign that we need to take a metaphorical step back from work." Sakura said, arguing her case.

"If you can control what time you guys come back, then I'm sure your bosses wouldn't mind, and you guys have been running ragged lately." Mei offered from the other side before she grinned and said "But you better tell Tomoyo first, you just know that she's going to demand you guys get a camera from here and record your adventures."

Syaoran thought for a moment before he sighed and said "Alright, a change of pace does sound good." He ignored the fist pump his wife gave and turned to Luffy and said "Captain, would you mind having two guests aboard your vessel for an unknown amount of time?"

Luffy looked like his next five birthdays and the corresponding Christmases had all come at once as he said "Having two magicians along on the journey with us?! That sounds awesome!"

Sakura grinned at the expected answer before she had an amusing thought and said "By the way Zoro, did you know that Syaoran and I know how to use swords?" Zoro went from uncaring to eager and Syaoran gave her a look said that he knew exactly what she was doing. Sakura merely grinned at him, before she opened the Create book again and quickly wrote in it. Catching the resulting diamond out of the air, she tossed it at Nami and said "Here Nami, that should pay for our passage." Nami squealed as she caught the diamond and quickly pulled Sakura in a bear hug and said "I love you forever big-sis!" then bolted for her room with another squeal of delight, nuzzling the precious stone. Grinning at Ussopp, who despite himself looked curious, Sakura pulled out two cards and Shot and Arrow formed as she said "Hey Ussopp how would you like accuracy contests with my Sniper cards every once in a while?" Ussopp rubbed his chin in mock thought before he grinned and gave a thumb's up as he said "Bring it on, the Great Ussopp gladly accepts all challenges!"

Mei's cackling laughter on the other side of the portal was accompanied by Syaoran's palm meeting his face as he said "You had to do it, you just had to pull a Robin."

Sakura devolved into a giggling mess at his words and Syaoran shook his head, though there was a noticeable smile on his face even as he pulled out his cellphone. He had a call to make after all. He just hoped that they could get a signal through the portal.

END

Author's Notes: Update Schedule and Poll on my Profile

Admit it, adult Sakura and Syaoran would be a badass team in the One Piece World. I'll try to give them their own opponents to fight rather than 'stealing' the crew members' fights but don't be surprised if there are rapid takedowns as well.